Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Bixby Snyder said:
I wonder how many takes it took to get Ozzy coherent?
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He doesn't really seem any less lucid than normal, just super physically fucked up. Of course that's not saying much since he took enough drugs to be stoned the rest of his life without touching anything else and is probably on some major shit for actual medical reasons now.
 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
He would have sex with Ozzy to end sickos of course he'd take a liquid death enema if the Prince of Darkness wanted him too
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This is true -- because according to Seizure's interview with Josh on Krystal Meth Roberts' panel, Cobra would absolutely make out with another man on the mouth to end all sickos, pedos, and CHOMOS/CHIMOS.

He'd let Ozzy die, he'd give up sex, he'd kiss another man. So by the law of transitive property, he would get it on with the Prince of Darkness to end the sicko empire for good, doodt. TWU.

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lebean said:
This is true -- because according to Seizure's interview with Josh on Krystal Meth Roberts' panel, Cobra would absolutely make out with another man on the mouth to end all sickos, pedos, and CHOMOS/CHIMOS.

He'd let Ozzy die, he'd give up sex, he'd kiss another man. So by the law of transitive property, he would get it on with the Prince of Darkness to end the sicko empire for good, doodt. TWU.

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That was fucking gold.

 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
It's a grumpy sober stream. That neck beard is absolutely DENSE though. I guess all the hair follicles on his scalp packed up and moved to his chin and neck in the last decade.
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Good to see him sober. He needs all his brain cells working to regroup, rebuild, and restore his technology in order to grant us all more dank food hacks and mead shenanigans.

Shit, it's so discouraging that even if he was donated money it would go to a refurbished iPhone he would break in 2 months.

Damn it Josh ---- Get it together boy !!!

Send that wand lmao 🤣 should've not bought that $15 hotdog before business expenses first.
 
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lebean said:
Shit, it's so discouraging that even if he was donated money it would go to a refurbished iPhone he would break in 2 months.
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That's pretty optimistic; the second he has money he is going to go get a handle of vodka, cigarettes, and some beer.
Add on whatever drink-combo items he grabs and the inevitable doordashed food for the night and he'll have nearly nothing left.
 
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