Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

barrow greeter said:
the lion with leukemia look coming in nicely tubes

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He’s got a Riddler question mark sticking out of the bottom of his neck beard. It looks absolutely hideous. That’s what happens when you don’t trim your goatee to match the rest of the beard when it grows out. All uneven and terrible looking.
 
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cobra fucker said:
I'm still rocking an SE from the generation before, they actually still release updates for it.
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I had a 6S+ previously for about 7 years until the motherboard itself finally had a heart attack and died. It was the last one to actually have a headphone jack iirc. Those things were built like tanks.

cobra fucker said:
It's a Jafar beard, trole
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How could I forget the famous movie starring Gobread Gilford Biago.
 
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Jobama said:
Josh only buys IPhone 8s because that’s the phone that he’s had for years. Part of the reason why he keeps breaking his phones is because he rages whenever his phone doesn’t work which keeps happening because he refuses to get a newer phone.
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anyway this here is .. SHUT THE FUCK UP SIRI YOU BITCH NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE CUTE
 
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Jobama said:
Josh only buys IPhone 8s because that’s the phone that he’s had for years. Part of the reason why he keeps breaking his phones is because he rages whenever his phone doesn’t work which keeps happening because he refuses to get a newer phone.
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Well that and his custom cobra phone case fits them too. The same cheap ass case that has outlasted countless phone beatings that killed the actual iPhone.
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in our own collective imagination Josh is yelling at and slapping around and slowly breaking an iPhone 6 and the imaginary person he believes lives inside it (you can call her "Siri" for convenience sake) for all time, and every successive dawn, until the end of recorded time, forever

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Your Landlord said:
Wasn't that a donation from a fan?
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It was a YouTube check he got in 2019. I wanna say it’s from the very first stream he did where he figured out he could turn SuperChats on. He was receiving $100 donations every 15 minutes.

I may be conflating those two stories however, it’s possible it was just a regular YouTube check at that time.
 
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Damn.. comments on lasted all of 2 minutes?
Does he realize he would get more views and probably donations if he didnt go live while us normies with jobs were going to bed?
I was just browsing phones on the backmarket.com site he buys them from.. a 2020/2022 iPhone SE is only about $100

Watching liquor reviews and drooling, def not an alcoholic, toobz

“4 strings are better than no strings i guess”
Surprised the boy knows what drop D tuning is, i thought he only used spooky tuning

I wonder which youtuber he stole the “Hypocritical Oath” from , theres no way he came up with that on his own
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🎵Hello darkness my old friend..🎵
 
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This picture is magical. Something of an air of oafish stupidity, but a vague almost subconscious understanding of his own misery and lowly station. Like a retarded neanderthal chained to a cave wall.

Whoever said it was Lynchian was on the money; this is a shot from an arthouse flick directed by a true auteur visionary.
 
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RazorBackBacon said:
This picture is magical. Something of an air of oafish stupidity, but a vague almost subconscious understanding of his own misery and lowly station. Like a retarded neanderthal chained to a cave wall.

Whoever said it was Lynchian was on the money; this is a shot from an arthouse flick directed by a true auteur visionary.
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