Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Your Landlord]

 GAWD-DAMN IIIIIIIIT!
That was the last Ozzy I had...


The troles are going to be sending him SO much booze; send him weed too at least.

 

[Arv3k]

RIP Ozzy, RIP Walt, RIP Puff
Black flame to light my prayer candle.

 

[Sonic T]

This wouldn't have happened if he used his magic

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Once I heard the Ozzy news, a big dumb smile went on my face. Sure, he made some good music but I want to see how Cobra reacts to it

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

First thing I thought of when I read the news ozzy died was corba and I can't believe im legit worried about his mental wellbeing

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I hope there's a Clintervention. This might actually kill Cobes.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

It's a dark day, Cobratriots. A dark day.

 

[curbside2]

Once I heard the Ozzy news, a big dumb smile went on my face. Sure, he made some good music but I want to see how Cobra reacts to it

Each man's death diminishes me, For I am involved in mankind. Therefore, send not to know. For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I hope Darf helps Cobra out in his time of need. I don't want to see the boy drink himself to death over this.

 

[Wax]

Let's see if this time Cobes can name more than 5 Ozzy songs in remembrance of his favorite musician whose name he has tattooed on his fingers

 

['Ole Dente]

Each man's death diminishes me, For I am involved in mankind. Therefore, send not to know. For whom the bell tolls, It tolls for thee.

Dood I love Albert Hummingbird

twu

 

[IsaacShraeder]

First thing I did once I got the news was come and check the farms. It’s over toobz. That is definitely not what’s up.

 

[a secret one]

A drunk / crying / pass out / screaming stream incoming

 

[Slim Boglim]

Whenever people jokes that Ozzy died Cobes would be holding back tears just at the thought of it. He’s absolutely distraught, probably more distraught than if it was his own father.

He could prove me wrong but it’s likely he’s not gonna go live and do a big bawl my eyes out stream like people expect, especially now that he knows it’ll jsut be clipped for future mockery, he makes it a point not to show any vulnerability. Likewise, if he goes live it’ll just be derailed by DoorDash until he gets frustrated, or his phone blowing up constantly. He’s absolutely not gonna go live in my humble opinion as a boglimographer

Cobes is either going to be radio silent for weeks, weeping and drinking himself into a stupor listening to Ozzy and yelling about troll, drink himself to death before the day is out, needing an actual intervention from Clint and Tanis to help him grieve at least somewhat healthily, or maybe at best we get a sad coping video “tribute”

 

[NoosJunki]

OZZYWATCH IS IN FULL EFFECT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, TROLES

SEND YOUR EMERGENCY OFFERINGS OF FLESHMANS AND NICKOLAI VODKA TO THE BOY TO SACRIFICE HIS LIVER TO SKYGOD FOR OZZY

 

[Ruben Madick]

pray for Cobes's liver tonight dood

 

[D_Tractor]

The Boy gets so many "rip ozzy" messages from trolles I wonder how long it will take him to figure out it's real this time.

 

[i have to take a shit]

12:36 in casper, the BOY must be awake. His phone is probably getting flooded

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

RIP to the King. May he rest in peace.

 

[mikaylatoads]

I wonder how performative his grieving will be. He didn't even watch the last show. Will he drink himself to death while playing-up how much Ozzy meant to him?