Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Acoustic Virgin said:
This news is a tremendous blow to the boy, and I hope that he has the opportunity to grieve in his own way -- whatever that might be.

After a period of mourning, though, I hope that he comes to the realization that nothing has really changed for him. During Ozzy's life, Cobra wasn't personal friends with him, he didn't talk to him, he never met him, he didn't even attend any of his concerts. The most he ever did was listen to recordings of his music -- and those recordings are still accessible to him and will be in perpetuity. In that way, Ozzy will live on forever. TWU.
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Ozzy hasn’t even been Ozzy since the early 90s.
 
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this is NOT how i imagined i was going to find out
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Haloperidol said:
Heard the news and had to check on the BOY, hope he’s not too broken up on his personal 9/11
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This is Cobes’s personal:
  • 9/11
  • Hurricane Katrina
  • Titanic disaster
  • Vesuvius eruption
  • Great Fire of London
  • Bubonic plague
  • California wildfire
  • Burning of Notre Dame
  • East Palestine train derailment
  • Hindenburg disaster
  • Woodstock 1999
  • The Troubles
  • Spanish flu
  • 1911 San Andreas fault earthquake
  • Great Chicago Fire
  • Stock Market Crash of 1929
  • Khmer Rouge
  • Operation Babylift
  • Justinian plague
  • Tiananmen Square
  • Oklahoma Bombing
  • Jonestown
  • Waco siege
  • Ruby Ridge
  • Challenger explosion
All rolled into one
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
He has attended an Ozzy concert. He showed up late, stoned and drunk. He had a schizophrenic episode and says Ozzy pointed at him and said "that goth dude knows how to ROOOOOCCCCKK!!"
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Don't forgot the hot girls who said he smelled real good.

I hope he goes easy on the drink with this news, the moron might actually cause some real damage if he just slumps into a hard drinking binge.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
This is Cobes’s personal:
  • 9/11
  • Hurricane Katrina
  • Titanic disaster
  • Vesuvius eruption
  • Great Fire of London
  • Bubonic plague
  • California wildfire
  • Burning of Notre Dame
  • East Palestine train derailment
  • Hindenburg disaster
  • Woodstock 1999
  • The Troubles
  • Spanish flu
  • 1911 San Andreas fault earthquake
  • Great Chicago Fire
  • Stock Market Crash of 1929
  • Khmer Rouge
  • Operation Babylift
  • Justinian plague
  • Tiananmen Square
  • Oklahoma Bombing
  • Jonestown
  • Waco siege
  • Ruby Ridge
  • Challenger explosion
All rolled into one
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dont forget childhood cancer

also space shuttle columbia too i guesss
 
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