🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Spergichu]

Rest eazy dood. At least you finally found Puffers.

 

[Nahman Jayden]

just ordered and ate a pizza in his honour (i don’t drink) everyone pour out a drink combo for the boy it’s what he would have wanted

 

[Wax]

Per Clint's wishes, we're all going to have a nasty fucking drink combo in remembrance tonight.

THIS IS A DEEPFAKE, RIGHT????

This is 100% real.

 

[OxiClean Monster Energy]

RIP Cobra...

 

[anliteralidiot]

Rip Cobes
Ain't fuckin fair, doodt...

 

[Mecha Fricker]

 

[Desire]

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Bad news guys. When they say 377 called 10-79, that means a LEO on scene (377) issued the call for a coroner at the location. Fuck, this sucks. RIP Cobes, you'll be missed. This is MDNWU.

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The audio quality was a bit poor. I did a quick google search and I was able to find a transcript of the call from
a KingCobraJFS reddit page

Spoiler: Call Transcript

7:40 - (Alarm Sounds)
<Dispatch> Deceased (Cobra's address)

9:09 <unknown> Dispatch, can you assign rescue 1 to (cobras address)
<Dispatch> (unintelligable)
<unknown> (unintelligable)

9:21 <Dispatch> Truck 3 (unintelligable)
<Engine 5> Engine 5 responding.
<Dispatch> copy engine 5, 1340.

9:53 - <Car 123> Car dispatch, 123. 1340.
<Dispatch> Copy 123, 1340.
10:09 <Dispatch> En route to (Trailer park address) it's gonna be (Cobra's trailer number) for a male, uh, beyond the point of CPR, he's got blue lips, completely stiff, and he is..not breathing.

10:42 <Car 123> sorry dispatch car 123, can you tell us the..uh..number?
<Dispatch> (cobras trailer #)
<Car 123> Copy

11:42 <Engine 5> Fire Dispatch, engine 5, what's the tac channel for the call at <cobras address>
<Dispatch> channel 5
<Engine 5> copy 5

12:11 <Dispatch> enroute to <Cobra's address>, they've called 10-79 (Coroner)

12:23 <Engine 5> fire dispatch, engine 5 is not seeing (name of cobra's street) copy 1079
<Dispatch> 1343

12:37 <unknown> Fire Dispatch Rescue, copy we're complete on <unintelligable> (a different job presumably)
<Dispatch> 1040

13:16 <Engine 5> Fire Dispatch, engine 5
<Dispatch> Go ahead egnine 5
<Engine 5> Yeh we need to clarify who called in 79 because we're at <Cobra's address> and no one is home.

13:38 <Dispatch> would be 377(Law Enforcment On Scene) and they're at <Cobra's address> Lot <cobra's trailer number>

17:08 <Engine 5> fire dispatch, engine 5, sorry dispatch, we found the place, you can go ahead and clear.

Job 1340 is cleared, Radio chatter moves on to another case (Case: 134

Link/Archive

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

RIP Josh Saunders. We knew this day would come, but holy shit I'm really torn up about it. I'm going to miss him.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Holy shit, this is actually sad. I was hoping he was alive and that it was someone else. Rest in peace King.

 

[Jackpot]

Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.

I can only take comfort that no one will mourn you as much as people are mourning Cobes. I hope you live a long, long life. Just so at the end, you can realize you never left as much of an inprint as a gothic king in his throne did in half the life you lived.

Xitter and Reddit get too much of a pass, you faggots are the ones who really put people in the ground.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

I called it about two months ago or so, that Cobe's immjne system isn't going to keep up with his alcoholism, but god damn i didn't expect him to die this early. Well, was nice while Cobe lasted.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Clint posted a video on his page confirming it. I know Reddit is cancer but I don't know how else to share it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/comments/1mx6z55/clints_confirmation_posted_to_joshs_facebook_page/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I hope they don’t publicize an obit or any service details. He doesn’t deserve anymore neghole pozzing

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

I’m not the biggest fan of drinking might I might get some tactical soap in his memory. Sad day to be on the farms.

 

[AltisticRight]

It's over. Rest in peace, Josh.

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Why couldn't it be medicare instead?

 

[Troo and Honest]

Clint’s confirmation posted to Josh’s Facebook page.

Fuck. That’s devastating.

Finding your child dead is not something any parent should ever have to go through. God damn.

 

[Pill Cosby]

What do we think it was, OD? Liver give? Diff organ shitting out? Alcohol poisoning? Wreck?

I can only believe that it was the bog witch casting spells. In order to ensure that our bad boy goth wouldn’t survive she tested the spell on Ozzy.

RIP in Peace Cobes.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

Clint posted a video on his page confirming it. I know Reddit is cancer but I don't know how else to share it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/comments/1mx6z55/clints_confirmation_posted_to_joshs_facebook_page/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Raise a cup to the baddest bad boy goth boy that ever lived

 

[niggernomicon]

KING COBRA DID NOT "PASS AWAY". HE DIED. REAL NIGGAS DO NOT "PASS AWAY" AND COBRA WAS A REAL NIGGA

 

[LeDarkMemer]

"I've seen your face a hundred times
Every day we've been apart
I don't care about the sunshine, yeah

'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home
I'm coming home"

One of the few cows I actually sympathized with. Rip Cobes!

 

[neger psykolog]

To his dad if he ever reads this: cobes totally did matter and brought many smiles to my face. I'm so sorry for your loss and for the shitty things people did to him.