🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Id like to share one of my favorite Cobra moments. When Clint shared the story of A Logging Josh as a kid into thinking he was part extraterrestrial.
 
Well I guess at the very least I have to be true to my word. Pouring out some peach monster for the homie
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Pouring one out for our boy
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I also made cobes blood. It’s surprisingly acceptable
What kind of jfs kino should I watch?
 
Some of my favorite kitchen Cobraisms that I mutter to myself like a lunatic almost every time I cook something
"Lookin good TOOBZ"
"Bacon BEEITS"
"Cheese, yes please"
"4 minute BURSTS" (Every time I use the microwave)
"Country CROCK"
 
Bro this hits hard. Cobes has never been a hatewatch cow, and this is the first time a cow death has made me feel more than "damn, that sucks to hear." I've never posted in his thread, but I feel like I'd be doing the BOY a disservice by not saying something. You'll be genuinely missed, dood.
 
“Why didn’t his dad do anything”
“Why did he wait so long before getting him help?
“How could he go on vacation when his son is dying?”

Stop.

Clint might not have even seen josh’s Facebook post until it was too late. He might not have seen it at all, and only learned that Josh was sick from someone else. Do you expect him to monitor his adult son’s Facebook page 24/7? How do you know he didn’t end his vacation early and come home as soon as he found out? I’m not going to claim he was a perfect father, but cobra’s death is not his fault.
 
I just learned about this from MATI. Man this is depressing.
Poor KingCobra was just a chill dude, he deserved better. This is fucked up.

Rest in Peace, homie. I know you didn't know us personally, but most of us really were rooting for you.
 
I hope every blackpilled tranny and incel faggot will either reflect on their outlook or just kill themselves already for forcing this gay notion that no one will respect you if you aren't "looksmaxing" and bonesmashing your skull to look like the Statue of David. Cobra is living proof you can look a bit weird and act weird, but as long as you're harmless and good natured, there will be people that enjoy who you are and your company.

Rest In Power Josh, you are the baddest gothboy motherfucker this side of Wyoming. :drink:
He also proved that despite being all of those things, he could get laid. Guy had multiple girlfriends and hookups throughout his life despite being a goofy looking mentally impaired drunk that kept a magic wand in his pocket at all times. Proof positive that all you need to do in this world to get laid is be genuine. Cobes was a real nigga.
 
RIP, Cobes. He was a personality, always himself no matter what. But he also had an openness about him that made us all love him. He wasn't perfect, but he was a cool dude. We'll miss you, Cobes. Long live the King.
 
Bro this hits hard. Cobes has never been a hatewatch cow, and this is the first time a cow death has made me feel more than "damn, that sucks to hear." I've never posted in his thread, but I feel like I'd be doing the BOY a disservice by not saying something. You'll be genuinely missed, dood.
Cobes always felt like a "I'd hang out with that dude if he wasn't Internet-famous" kinda guy. Sounds like the kind of person that if you were neighbors or whatever, you'd want to share stuff like dank food hacks.
 
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