🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Got my food hack and drink combo ready

food hack - turkey breakfast sandwich

Ingrediants: Oscar Mayer turkey, white bread, mayonaise, fried eggs, provolone cheese, black pepper, Cajun, teriyaki sauce, steak sauce, Frank's redhot sauce, lays honey BBQ chips
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Verdict: dank as fuck toobz


Drink combo: Mountain SunDew Brew

Half & Half Mountain Dew and Corona Sunbrew

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Verdict: Fantastic toobz
 
RIP Cobra.

I am glad he went out having never been completely tarnished by alogs and with no Chris Chan tier scandal like raping his senile mother. I know it is making the alogs seethe to see Josh and Clint getting completely "glazed" by the entire Internet, which makes his passing much easier. The people who dedicated their lives to being jealous and hating a complete retard whose only crime was being himself on camera and uploading it to the Internet have to watch the masses share their love and support for the person they hate. While they themselves have to feign remorse, or suffer in silence in their sad miserable lives, Cobra really ruled them.

I also hope this is a lesson, though sadly it will not be. People will continue to be parasocial weirdos who use these retards to moralize and troll shield their dead-end lives. Though maybe some people will realize that harmless trolling, and alogging are very different and will think twice about involving themselves with some other cow.


 
Went through my fridge to see what abomination I could do to make my own Cobes recipe in a few hours, feta and spinach ravioli with BBQ sauce, hot sauce and bacon with jalapenos. Wish me luck. Rest up king :sub:
 
Maybe it's the booze talking but I didn't think it was possible to shed this many tears over someone I've never met lol. The world was and is a better place for having had cobes in it. We lost a good one.

TMDWU, Hail Ozzy, Fuck Sickos. You won't be forgotten bud 🪄🐍🎸
 
I shouldn’t have expected any better but the majority of the comments on the subreddit are just ripping on Clint for daring to even briefly mention the harassment he and his family received. It’s infuriating how fucking autistic and bitter Reddit faggots can be. It’s like they’ve never interacted with a human being before. The positivity after his passing really didn’t last long. I always wonder the kind of terminal losers someone must be to have such a skewed perspective.
 
I know Clint mentioned in the Clinterview from a few years ago that Josh got a lot of his interests from Disney movies but it was so sweet to hear that basically everything he was into and loved was rooted in his childhood. Even if he hid behind a goth bad boy persona, I love that it came from a place of whimsy and fun.

Also the story about the Cobraverse and Clint trying to have a theological discussion with Cobes about religion was so funny.

Didn’t have a drink combo or dank food hack tonight cos it’s late here in the UK but I did toast with some OJ! TWU doodz 🖤💚
 
I wish I could go back to the day I watched Josh stream an empty chair for 25 minutes while he went out to wait for a pizza that would never come.
If you know a potential lolcow who is anything like Josh, I implore you to keep them to yourself. If you know them in real life , be in their lives. Laugh with them, even at them, but have their back, too. I have a few autistic homies who have helped me understand Josh better, and Josh has helped me understand my homies better as well. The laughs you share are always going to be thousands of times better than whatever happens when freaks on the internet get ahold of them. And you get front row seats to the show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seeing his urn with all his toys and his wand lined up really emphasized that all these years later, he’s still just a boy. Especially after hearing all of Clint’s stories of his childhood. Now he’s home, in God/Satan/Cobratin’s arms. Circle of Protection on his family, from now til eternity.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Though maybe some people will realize that harmless trolling, and alogging are very different and will think twice about involving themselves with some other cow
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I think if there's any take away from the memorial in relation to this, it's that none of it was harmless to Josh. From his first day of school until the day he died people fucked with him and it hurt a really kind heart. I get the spirit of what you're going for but people never really humanized him enough in life.
What I hope is that anyone who engages in trolling learns the difference between an oddball who should be enjoyed on the cow's terms and a worthless POS that has it coming. Josh absolutely never needed to be fucked with at all and the sharp decline in content from hilarious IRL outings to him being a hermit receiving condiment sandwiches every day should be a testament to how weening ruins good things.
Also, fuck the Casper Cobra Stompers, those were absolutely the zoomer pieces of shit (probably also involved in Daniel Larson and WorldOfTshirts) that put dead animals on Clint's doorstep and thought it was a harmless prank to loosen his tires. Those faggot kids have it coming
 
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The President of Nintendo said:
Here is a local archive of Josh's Celebration of Life:

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After watching the intro from Clint, I guess I didn't realize how much hate/harassment they got...

I always assumed Josh was just sorta over exaggerating about all the shit he got, but it's really upsetting to hear just how fucked up a lot of pieces of shit were to him and his family.

I always knew the reddit was full of faggots, but I think the Facebook was a source of a lot of shit to.
 
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Drinking mead in honor of Cobes. This actually hit me man. Cobes was a weird guy who did funny stuff and we laughed at him for it, but he was also a caring, good-hearted human being who really deserved better. He lived life in his own way, and you gotta have respect for that. Fuck the reddit psychos who harassed him. Cobes is rocking up in heaven with Ozzie right now and survived by a loving family, while they're stuck being disgusting troons whose parents hate them.
 
Dave Blackman said:
The voicemail at the end
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I wish they used his older voicemail message that ended with, "black flame to light my green smoke - mmmbuh-bye."

Lilacs On Fire said:
What's everyone drink combo to toast Cobra off to tonight?
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I don't drink alcohol, so I mixed a can of Sprite Chill (cherry lime), a splash of grenadine, a splash of Wild Berries Red Bull, and a cherry-flavored Icee pop thrown in as an ice cube. I think Cobes would have approved.
 
Its truly vile that some redditors are still harassing Cobe's family. I don't come to expect much from them, but still. It feels a lot of people have become out of touch with reality cause of the internet.
 
David D. Davidson said:
I shouldn’t have expected any better but the majority of the comments on the subreddit are just ripping on Clint for daring to even briefly mention the harassment he and his family received. It’s infuriating how fucking autistic and bitter Reddit faggots can be. It’s like they’ve never interacted with a human being before. The positivity after his passing really didn’t last long. I always wonder the kind of terminal losers someone must be to have such a skewed perspective.
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Man, it seems like the overall Cobra community outside of this site just thinks that they are these perfect paragons who just have to be morally superior to the retarded man that they bullied and his grieving family. The worst kind of internet faggots I swear.
 
cobras troles should be forced to touch grass...

in the middle of the amazon jungle alone for the rest of there miserable trole lives
 
Irregardless said:
After watching the intro from Clint, I guess I didn't realize how much hate/harassment they got...

I always assumed Josh was just sorta over exaggerating about all the shit he got, but it's really upsetting to here just how fucked up a lot of pieces of shit were to him and his family.

I always knew the reddit was full of faggots, but I think the Facebook was a source of a lot of shit to.
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It sounded so bad I genuinely wonder if he realized how many people found him endearing...not as a punching bag, but as a unique and uncompromising individual. Seems like most people that want to touch shit have malicious intent. But then you hear about strangers meeting up and hanging out with him, drinking or jamming music, and it is a bit of levity.
 
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