🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Fuck mass shootings!

 

[AnOminous]

And it really sucks that he lived long enough to see his idol die.

Ozzy himself was subjected to lots of bullying as a kid.

I'm also sure I'm not the only one who when I heard the news about Ozzy, I immediately thought this is going to fuck Cobes up so much. I didn't think it would actually kill him though.

 

[Muze]

A trip to the cigar store ...

... TWU​

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

We need a KingCobraJFS Pokemon ROM Hack.

No Jessica please.

 

[Gef]

I'm also sure I'm not the only one who when I heard the news about Ozzy, I immediately thought this is going to fuck Cobes up so much.

Definitely not. Trooth to be told though, for the better part of a decade Ozzy generally made me think of either him or two of my Sabbath-fan mates, one of which was also Cobes-pilled. Every time we came across a song or some kind of other reference in the wild, on the radio or in some movie or yt video even, we made sure to acknowledge it with an essential instant TWU.

 

[ASeabear8952]

BPF uploaded a previously unreleased Puff video.

Description: “A video Josh texted to a number of people right after getting Puff from Ian.”

 

[anliteralidiot]

We need a KingCobraJFS Pokemon ROM Hack.

That's easy, and I was looking into it a few months ago. I can throw together a G1/G2 sprite sheet, and there's some romhack that have an easy trainer replacement.

But what would be his ideal Pokemon team?
Like, Arbok is a "duh"

Galar Wheezing is British, it smokes, and it's green and black TWU

Obstagoon is the closest we've got to an Ozzy pokemon, even if it's based on KISS.

Sizzlepede looks like a bacon.

 

[ASeabear8952]

That's easy, and I was looking into it a few months ago. I can throw together a G1/G2 sprite sheet, and there's some romhack that have an easy trainer replacement.

But what would be his ideal Pokemon team?
Like, Arbok is a "duh"
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Galar Wheezing is British, it smokes, and it's green and black TWU
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Obstagoon is the closest we've got to an Ozzy pokemon, even if it's based on KISS.
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Sizzlepede looks like a bacon.
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Sinistea or Polteageist. They’re dank drink combos.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

A green gastly would make a good poot. Jynx could be his gothic girlfriend type Pokemon.

 

[Gef]

A green gastly would make a good poot. Jynx could be his gothic girlfriend type Pokemon.

You kid, but any of the ghost kind would fit his vibe - if only Gengar wasn't so closely related to a certain Justin Silverman, it would be a good candidate as a Cobra avatar. Haunter was always my favorite, but Ghastly seems like a good match.

There was something called Abra too, right? with an evolution by the name of Kadabra? He might have liked those because of the origin of their names.

To all of you not down with pokemon tism at all, sorry for derailing the thread a bit, I wasn't going to engage either, but damn it triggered some comfy childhood memories.

Made me think of the classic meme too:

Gnowhatamsayan'

 

[Fishnumm]

BPF uploaded a previously unreleased Puff video.

Description: “A video Josh texted to a number of people right after getting Puff from Ian.”

thats badass that he watched beavis and butthead with puff fucking rip to kingcobrajfs and his trusty lizard puff

 

[TheLastFrogger]

You better not be ordering that Wendy's chili boy.

 

[Fishnumm]

circle of protection on churches and schools toobz fuck woke sickos even though cobra wasn't a fan of organized religion (except the church of satin but i'll ignore that) he wouldn't want them dead at the hands of the sicko menace

 

[Human Butthole]

Question, where did the "Boy!" thing come from? It always cracks me up, especially because Kobes would do the voice when reading anything with boy in it.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Question, where did the "Boy!" thing come from? It always cracks me up, especially because Kobes would do the voice when reading anything with boy in it.

If i remember right it was troles actually telling him that, " You better not be going live boy."

 

[Jobama]

And it really sucks that he lived long enough to see his idol die.

I mean there’s a pretty good argument that Ozzy dying is what pushed Cobra over the edge.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sinistea or Polteageist. They’re dank drink combos.

what about sinistcha, since it's black and green?

also i need to make a proper trainer sprite, buuuut...

 

[Fishnumm]

I mean there’s a pretty good argument that Ozzy dying is what pushed Cobra over the edge.

i can imagine the strain it put on his heart. our gothic bad boy died of a literal broken heart

 

[ASeabear8952]

I mean there’s a pretty good argument that Ozzy dying is what pushed Cobra over the edge.

Walt, then Ozzy. It was a two-for-one punch.

what about sinistcha, since it's black and green?

Didn’t even cross my mind. Simply exquisid.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just got my "Fuck With The Cobra And Get Bit" shirt from his CustomizedGirl shop. Dick tattoo on the back is in the correct inverted position with the Cool S on the bottom. TWU.

Man I need a new chillin so bad right now...would even settle for a video responce.