🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ASeabear8952 said:
Warlord isn’t there for very long.
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This is wild I thought for sure that Krystal was dead. Isn't that what seizure said in his last stream about her?
Banquet Meal said:
im just shocked to find out that he was 6'4.
im not picking on him at all, but he looked like he was around 5'11 at best!
moreover, there were no drugs found in his system, so all the assholes that said he was doing meth or any other illegal substances can fuck the hell off.
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where is Cobes' official height stated? EDIT: nvm i see you bought the report, you should post it!
 
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Banquet Meal said:
5 dollars cash, filled out a form, with a copy of my DL. its public information. and again, at the time, i knew there would be retarded assholes saying he died of a drug overdose and all kinds of stupid nonsense, and at the time i figured it would be nice to have something to refute this, but then i was like..maybe not. i dont want to offend anyone. i think he was definitely an all right guy, and he deserved to have his name cleared.
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You should post the report :feels:
 
While I was visiting my parents, Siri on my dad's phone started "acting cute" by responding when she wasn't summoned, so I shared the "Genetic Mountain Dew" review video. My folks were charmed by the little boglim, and it warmed my heart to see his memory living on.
 
DeadNivea said:
This is wild I thought for sure that Krystal was dead. Isn't that what seizure said in his last stream about her?

where is Cobes' official height stated? EDIT: nvm i see you bought the report, you should post it!
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i want to, but someone messaged me on here and said that it would be really bad for me if i did, so im a bit nervous! would it be ok? i honestly feel that it is part of the lore, as sad and final as it may be. *they werent like threatening me, they were saying that a lot of people would be angry
 
ok. so this is the report that i received. i want to say that the coroners office was VERY kind and polite, and i hope that no one will act like assholes and harass them.

i didnt bother hiding the number, because it is on all of their official paperwork, but here it is. in wyoming, the average person is not allowed to have the report in its entirety, and i think that is understandable, i dont think anyone needs the gory details anyway, this is more than sufficient. that being said, it clearly states that he had no drugs in his system, so all the retarded niggers out there who claim he was a drug addict are wrong. he might have been an alcoholic, but he wasnt poisoned, and he wasnt eating pills either. and if this post is offensive in any way, i will erase it.
 

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DeadNivea said:
This is wild I thought for sure that Krystal was dead. Isn't that what seizure said in his last stream about her?
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Like seabear said it's a running joke, originally meant as a way of saying she is "dead" to the community. lol from day 1 there's been people in on the gag spreading the story as gospel, so I don't fault anyone for believing it. The official lore was that one stormy night she held her phone in the air to get better reception, only for it to act as a lightning rod. The icing on the ash pile is that she was deathly afraid of thunderstorms.

For anyone curious why she attracted so much ire, near the end she started trying to gain traction by doing shit like commentating over true crime videos, Chris Chan (by her own admission she had not watched ANY of his vids), yapping over trending tiktok slop, etc. Then she lost her entire channel and hadn't backed anything up like she claimed she was going to, so we lost 99% of her golden content. Instead of paying for her own streamyard account she was caught stealing the account of some poor waterbrain when he kept trying to use it (attached). Lastly she had screencaps leak of her accepting money from some random paypig as well as a guy who was receiving cancer treatment. In both cases she was crying about how she can't pay her bills and I guess they felt bad for her... mind you she lives in a room provided by some friend and pays zero rent. Oh yeah, and she had some guy actually agree to be findom'd by her.

Basically when you begin to learn about all of her scummy deeds you either stop watching completely or become one of her numerous villains... when she first claimed she was going to do a stream alongside Cobra's memorial, she had actual men sent to her door.
 

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R00k said:
He's not the only one, Krystal is looking ROUGH. How old is she anyway? I always thought she was close to the same age as Cobra but she's looking like a grandma in this.
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She’s gotta be at least in her 60s. She was the driver for some of Howard Stern’s Whack Pack and allegedly dated High Pitch Erik.
 
I went to Wendy's today (I wanted to try the new chicken tender strips), and I couldn't stop thinking of Cobra 😢

Ponzo said:
Maybe he got the tall genes from his mothers side
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Wow, Cobes looked so much like his mom.
 
Banquet Meal said:
ok. so this is the report that i received. i want to say that the coroners office was VERY kind and polite, and i hope that no one will act like assholes and harass them.

i didnt bother hiding the number, because it is on all of their official paperwork, but here it is. in wyoming, the average person is not allowed to have the report in its entirety, and i think that is understandable, i dont think anyone needs the gory details anyway, this is more than sufficient. that being said, it clearly states that he had no drugs in his system, so all the retarded niggers out there who claim he was a drug addict are wrong. he might have been an alcoholic, but he wasnt poisoned, and he wasnt eating pills either. and if this post is offensive in any way, i will erase it.
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...Cobes was 6 foot 4???
 
ASeabear8952 said:
She’s gotta be at least in her 60s. She was the driver for some of Howard Stern’s Whack Pack and allegedly dated High Pitch Erik.
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Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson.

I have this old KF Secret Santa present from another user here. Still treasure it.
 

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Banquet Meal said:
ok. so this is the report that i received. i want to say that the coroners office was VERY kind and polite, and i hope that no one will act like assholes and harass them.

i didnt bother hiding the number, because it is on all of their official paperwork, but here it is. in wyoming, the average person is not allowed to have the report in its entirety, and i think that is understandable, i dont think anyone needs the gory details anyway, this is more than sufficient. that being said, it clearly states that he had no drugs in his system, so all the retarded niggers out there who claim he was a drug addict are wrong. he might have been an alcoholic, but he wasnt poisoned, and he wasnt eating pills either. and if this post is offensive in any way, i will erase it.
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Thanks for posting this. I think we all figured it was a heart attack but it's nice to have confirmation.

Curious if it was booze related - I mean having a bad heart is definitely booze related, but if he was feeling sick and/or stopped drinking booze for whatever reason enough to go into withdrawals, that could certainly cause a heart attack as well.

Like idk relevant toxicology lists nothing, does that mean he didnt have booze in his system or they just thought it wasnt relevant. Who knows.

Guess it doesn't really matter, just what I thought of when reading that.
 
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