🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DonkeyHands]

I see him everywhere. This product existing is so regarded. It costs the same as a pack of bacon which you can just save the grease from after cooking.

 

[JaneThough]

According to his father he suffered from auditory hallucinations, so he probably imagined a lot of those verbal encounters.

It would also explain his "This sexy gothic bad boy smells really good" stories.

I imagine weed and alcohol only exacerbated this.

 

[Muze]

Rick and Morty flask ...

... TWU​

 

[ASeabear8952]

Rick and Morty flask ...

... TWU​

One of the all time great thumbnails!

 

[Fishnumm]

One of the all time great thumbnails!

my personnel favorite

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

fuck the sickos who sent him the warlord dick shirt

That Warlord dick shirt is a top 5 Cobra moment. Not only did it get made but for Josh to have opened it on stream instead of off camera is like divine intervention.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

My son has a small skunk stuffed animal, his absolute favorite, that I voice. I use Cobra's voice. He's an icon in our house.

 

[Fishnumm]

My son has a small skunk stuffed animal, his absolute favorite, that I voice. I use Cobra's voice. He's an icon in our house.

my little cousin has a shon doll (not actually shon but the same type)

it was really weird holding it

 

[Jobama]

I've been listening through Cobra's albums as I've been rewriting his OP. Cobra's sixth Cemetery Gates seems to be mostly lost media. I found an incomplete copy of it with 11/18 of the tracks from a random comment on one of the Cobra Facebook groups. I saw a couple of people in this thread asking for it so I figured I would post the songs here. Songs 3, 4, 5, 8, 12, 13, and 18 are missing. Please feel free to post the missing songs if you have them. Here's the RYM page if you want some more info: https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/king-cobra/cemetery-gates/

 

[PetiteFeet]

my little cousin has a shon doll (not actually shon but the same type)

it was really weird holding it

"I'm used to seeing assholes with no life, and today is no exception," the doll calls to you.

 

[Potion_Time]

my personnel favorite

This is a good one, but I would say my favorite is the one of him in Walt and Angie’s murder shed.

 

[Muze]

Cobras Jack ...

... TWU​

 

[Big Nasty]

I actually enjoy Cobra's Jack.

Also: ZZ Top slowed = goth as fuck

 

[ASeabear8952]

I've been listening through Cobra's albums as I've been rewriting his OP. Cobra's sixth Cemetery Gates seems to be mostly lost media. I found an incomplete copy of it with 11/18 of the tracks from a random comment on one of the Cobra Facebook groups. I saw a couple of people in this thread asking for it so I figured I would post the songs here. Songs 3, 4, 5, 8, 12, 13, and 18 are missing. Here's the RYM page if you want some more info: https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/king-cobra/cemetery-gates/

@SeizureRobot5000

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

That Warlord dick shirt is a top 5 Cobra moment.

Huh, cool.

 

[anliteralidiot]

posting this because the youtoobz recommended it, and you know the boy woulda laughed at it

 

[Muze]

Helping a friend ...

... TWU​

 

[Big Nasty]

Huh, cool.

What the fuck is this nasty shit?

 

[somevan]

PSA from BallParkFranks (of the Snake Bones podcast). Be on the lookout for the bearded dragons, since they should be done hibernating by now.

RIP Puff. RIP Cobra.

 

[Muze]

Cigar and energy drink review ...

... TWU