🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

chimpSculpture said:
ATTENTION ALL COBRA DEMONS:-
If you have received an official KingCobraJFS shirt from ExumedVisions, the Cobra Cult Threadless store, or wherever. It is your DUTY to get into your stinky green tinted couch chair your childhood dog died in with your brand new shirt on, then to beat off all over yourself like the goth wanker you are until you fall asleep in your bug infested chair.

Preferably using the 480p video you recorded on your iPod of your first girlfriend. If necessary this can be substituted with Chaturbate, extra credits will be provided if you your current girlfriend is cleaning your kitchen, looking for your treasure whilst you are on Chaturbate in the other room.
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I happily wear my official KingCobraJFS shirt but I can't really promise anything more than that.
 
chimpSculpture said:
ATTENTION ALL COBRA DEMONS:-
If you have received an official KingCobraJFS shirt from ExumedVisions, the Cobra Cult Threadless store, or wherever. It is your DUTY to get into your stinky green tinted couch chair your childhood dog died in with your brand new shirt on, then to beat off all over yourself like the goth wanker you are until you fall asleep in your bug infested chair.

Preferably using the 480p video you recorded on your iPod of your first girlfriend. If necessary this can be substituted with Chaturbate, extra credits will be provided if you your current girlfriend is cleaning your kitchen, looking for your treasure whilst you are on Chaturbate in the other room.
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I don't have a Cobra shirt, but am I still allowed to masturbate on the floor and pass out in my chair? It's been a long week.
 
Hey, long time no posting here... does anyone have any info about his story about a snake? Possibly called "The Snake", it was about this snake that was a mixture of a KC, a rattler and maybe something else?

Second odd question... do we know where that see/hear/speak no evil poster with the aliens went to? Hope it was one of you guys who grabbed it.

Stay strong.
 
Gef said:
Hey, long time no posting here... does anyone have any info about his story about a snake? Possibly called "The Snake", it was about this snake that was a mixture of a KC, a rattler and maybe something else?
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Dragon cobra?
I only remember hearing Seizure talk about it but I couldn't tell you which video/stream in specific it was mentioned.
 
Lot of personal shit just happened at once for me. Im gonna be spinning a lot of Seizure's snake bones. Kind of a similar loss that he had mentioned in the one stream. Makes me think of Clint losing the boy. I may try and finish the drawing I started of m'lord when we visited Scotland. TMDWU. 💚🖤🐍
 
BPF is gonna start making videos soon.

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Fishnumm said:
casper is thought of as a tiny hick middle of nowhere town by us but its a city in reality.
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It has a population of about 60,000 which makes it twice largest city in Wyoming (Cheyenne has slightly more).

It is out in the middle of nowhere, though, and you're a couple hours from anything remotely comparable.
 
AnOminous said:
It has a population of about 60,000 which makes it twice largest city in Wyoming (Cheyenne has slightly more).

It is out in the middle of nowhere, though, and you're a couple hours from anything remotely comparable.
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yeah you're right

whole state is the definition of middle of nowhere
 
PetiteFeet said:
Dragon cobra?
I only remember hearing Seizure talk about it but I couldn't tell you which video/stream in specific it was mentioned.
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Umaibae said:
Someone posted the spooky Seizure Halloween a few pages back with A Special Blonde. A reading of Dragon Cobra is at the beginning.
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Sweeeet! Indeed it is. Thanks, guys.

Acoustic Virgin said:
I finally found the @SeizureRobot5000 stream where he plays an audio recording of Josh reading it aloud, which I had never heard before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7w59XOsHg8
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I’m not really a regular on this thread, but I just wanted to tell y’all that I had a vivid dream last night that I saw Cobes. We chatted a bit and I asked him if he knew how much he was missed. He told me he was aware of the sentiment and all the tributes, and was deeply touched by them. He seemed really well and happy, and in good spirits.
I just thought I would share that here.
 
Just A Rat said:
I’m not really a regular on this thread, but I just wanted to tell y’all that I had a vivid dream last night that I saw Cobes. We chatted a bit and I asked him if he knew how much he was missed. He told me he was aware of the sentiment and all the tributes, and was deeply touched by them. He seemed really well and happy, and in good spirits.
I just thought I would share that here.
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So bear with my faggy white bitchness, I call that an honest to god visit.
 
Goatchoker said:
I’m still bummed her never got to go to the Renaissance Fair in Colorado. He would have loved it.
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i think josh would like new england

it has gothic weather and has a history of witches and warlocks (that we hung and crushed to death with rocks)

josh also looks like a mariner i bet he yearned to be a fisherman, wyoming is a stifling environment to fish in so he could never reach the sexy gothic cowboy fisherman badboy levels he was meant to reach
 
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