Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Say what you will about Gothic King Cobra, but at least he knows how to score chicks:

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/4y20ct/joshs_cobra_concubines/

No mean feat, considering that the guy is uglier than both Chris and Phil.

Sorry about slight Necro and double-post.

I was just wondering why this guy hasn't become popular on Kiwi Farms? Josh is constantly posting videos and has an active and dedicated following on Reddit.

Has it got something to do with the slight association with Million Dollar Extreme, since KF marked out so hard for Deagle Nation and are wary of a repeat?
 
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Big Nasty said:
Sorry about slight Necro and double-post.

I was just wondering why this guy hasn't become popular on Kiwi Farms? Josh is constantly posting videos and has an active and dedicated following on Reddit.
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I followed Josh for awhile but his videos started to become more and more mundane to the point where he started to sort of lay low. Around the time I stopped he was posting multiple 30+ minute videos a every other day and I just didn't have the time to sift through them all.

Has it got something to do with the slight association with Million Dollar Extreme, since KF marked out so hard for Deagle Nation and are wary of a repeat?
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I wasn't sure what you meant by the MDE association until I read on the article page that the YouTube channel of Trapped (The channel where the documentary is on) is associated with MDE. I'm gonna go ahead and put my money on Josh most likely not being another Deagle Nation. Granted, we were all PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLLLLLE!!!, and I can understand the caution everyone wants to take so we don't wind up looking like idiots again (Or bigger idiots than usual, at least lol). But if any lolcows wind up having some connection to MDE, one way or another, I say just approach with caution unless there's undeniable proof that it's a ruse.
 
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He's often doing 1,5 hour or longer livestreams on Facebook. On Reddit, you can usually find "greatest hits" clips if you just want to see the spectacular shit.

He's posted a lot of ATROCIOUS cooking videos for a while. If you dare, check out the "Bacon Mozarella Cheeseburger" video, the end result looks like shredded car tires covered in animal semen.
 
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I know it's a futile effort to try to revive this thread but there has been a lot going on in the Cobraverse.

Recently Josh got absolutely trashed off of cheap red wine, puked it all out, and then was later visited by the police for a welfare check where he convinced the police that he wasn't going to off himself by telling them how much Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington's suicide impacted him. Here is a highlight reel of that night.

 
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Broseph Stalin said:
Holy fuck, I didn't think he'd be the kind of guy that would be a total douche to a chick that shoots him down. I mean yeah, she's not exactly attractive (She needs to ditch the excessive piercings that fuck with her speech; she's like future Hailey from that American Dad episode) but hot damn, Cobra!
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Watch the one with Cobes talking about Homeboy Scotty's sister, he basically fantasizes about beating the shit out of her. That mixed with cutting off his sex dolls face because he broke its vagina with his dick and we have one hell of a pattern forming.
 
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Recently Josh got absolutely trashed off of cheap red wine, puked it all out, and then was later visited by the police for a welfare check where he convinced the police that he wasn't going to off himself by telling them how much Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington's suicide impacted him. Here is a highlight reel of that night.

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The highlight reel was a blessing, first of all, the dude is fascinating but I cannot take an hour straight of him rambling his drunken nothings.

At odd times, Cobra almost seems like a functional (or, dare I say, normal) person, but then he'll start singing or mumbling incoherent nonsense and that illusion fades for a little while. Getting some good friends would probably help fix this dude's crippling weirdness. 'Cause really, he's just...
Weird. That's all it is with him. I guess you could say that applies to a lot of cows, but I feel like it's especially fitting here.

Also, that "Passover, more like hangover" line he dropped was kinda funny.
 
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wagglyplacebo said:
Watch the one with Cobes talking about Homeboy Scotty's sister, he basically fantasizes about beating the shit out of her. That mixed with cutting off his sex dolls face because he broke its vagina with his dick and we have one hell of a pattern forming.
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At times, he comes across as an incel. Cutting up his Real Doll though? I nearly forgot how unsettling that incident was.

The Big Vivs said:
Getting some good friends would probably help fix this dude's crippling weirdness. 'Cause really, he's just...
Weird. That's all it is with him. I guess you could say that applies to a lot of cows, but I feel like it's especially fitting here.
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The thing about Josh is that despite the aforementioned sex doll mutilation incident, he's really one of the more innocent cows out there. Yeah, he's made some bad decisions like blowing donations on pipe tobacco and frivolous shit like that. But if someone decided to legit help him rather than be a virtue signaling white knight ala the Chris Chan white knights, he might actually fit in with a group of metalhead types like him. He's gotta ditch Scotty first, though.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
The thing about Josh is that despite the aforementioned sex doll mutilation incident, he's really one of the more innocent cows out there. Yeah, he's made some bad decisions like blowing donations on pipe tobacco and frivolous shit like that. But if someone decided to legit help him rather than be a virtue signaling white knight ala the Chris Chan white knights, he might actually fit in with a group of metalhead types like him. He's gotta ditch Scotty first, though.
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In writing the other post, I'd completely forgotten about the Real Doll fiasco, soo maybe not "normal" so much as "presentable." Hard agree on all that, though.
 
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"Tard strength is a real thing which is why I don't get into fights with anybody."

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
That house is fucking depressing. It looks like some shit out of Gummo.
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Check out his kitchen.
Also shouts out to bitesize cobra vids for making these more watchable for the general population.
 
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Haven't watched the streams yet, but I'll start watching them later tonight when I've got the time. But that first video though, I thought he was going to freak out or cry at first when he had his head down. At least he's being...kinda humble and apologetic?

Also, big thanks to whichever mod edited the OP to include the livestream archive. I'm probably going to do a re-write of the OP to bring it more up-to-date, delete broken links, fix images, etc. in the coming weeks given Josh's recent shitstorms and the renewed interest in him.

Doing a little bit of digging for KingCobraJFS videos, I found the infamous "french fries incident". Here's the video for those that wanna see it. I got to admit though, he's pretty chill about nearly burning his house down.


 
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