Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BoingBoingBoi said:
judging from the "setting the record straight" video, he says he cant post on the main channel until November, which suggests a 3 month ban. I wonder if people reported his drug videos when he accidentally uploaded them.

newest video is tf when no gf.

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i saw someone say it was 90 days no streaming 2 weeks no posting but idk for sure. no superchats for 3 months is rly gonna fuck over his baller lifestyle tho
 
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The Elongated Schizo Narrative of Chazz



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A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE PIT TONIGHT!


I'm glad this was a short saga.
 
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Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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yes and no.. so much shit happens.. but also.. so much nothing
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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I would start with the two documentaries made about him. These are what got me hooked and sorry if you've seen these already:



Bitesize Cobra Vids is where you'll want to watch everything else. All of his rants tend to be 2 hours long with not a lot going on. Bitesize does a great job of catching the highlights. Sort by most popular and you'll get most of all the juicy stuff floating to the top.

Edit: I almost forgot one!


You should probably watch this one first, actually. I find it very funny and well made. This was actually the very first video I saw that got me onto Jord in earnest before I watched the "official" documentaries.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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I'd give him a B or B+ as a lolcow.

i havent been following long, and i don't know all the lore, but seems interesting enough to keep an eye on. i think he'll keep putting out content.
 
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The first doc is really good, then the video where he makes a peanut butter and mayo burger. Go from there, it's definitely a slow burn.
 
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tphreak said:
Edit: I almost forgot one!


You should probably watch this one first, actually. I find it very funny and well made. This was actually the very first video I saw that got me onto Jord in earnest before I watched the "official" documentaries.
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Yes, this was an excellent intro to this clown. Holy shit. :story: This guy is something else. I totally see the comparison to the Dark Lord of the Piss, Jason Genova. (especially in their diet, LOL)

Thanks everyone, I'm gonna put a couple hours into catching some 'ments from King Cobra.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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I'd say it's 100% worthwhile. I'd start with putting on the bitesizecobra "best of *year*" videos as background noise then actively watching some of the cooking videos he's edited and put up.

Cobra's a weird kind of entertaining to me, on the surface he just looks like a drunk bum who says the same shit over and over again but he manages to say hilarious off the wall stuff consistently enough to keep me captivated.
 
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This is from today and quite short from his own channel
Some new BCVs :)

Also I found a channel that does some good, in depth videos on Josh, they also just put out this fun ASMR one
This channel will also be doing a call in type video to talk about Josh if thats your jam
This is the first video in that Snake Bones podcast theory they do, and it has deleted footage I have never seen before including Josh crying on camera about his mom dying :( its really good, definitely recommend. I learned that Josh would attempt to inhale his farts so other people wouldn't smell them.
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The Un-Clit said:
Haven't followed this cow, but going by the first page (he DFE'd hardcore, I think 1 video there is still up) and the last page with the closing of some drama, looks like an active cow that might be interesting. Is it worthwhile going down the rabbit hole with this one?
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I like him. Hes a classic cow in the sense that hes just funny. Theres no pedo, tranny, SJW, racist, schizophtenic hot takes with him. He's just a tard that does tard things. He's pretty harmless, and the rabbit hole really isnt a hole do much as its stupid events in a linear fashion.
 
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Pineapple Fox said:
Your second link is broken :)

Also does anyone know Josh's address? I noticed its not in the OP

Josh got drunk at the late hour of 10AM today
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BoingBoingBoi said:
he uploaded a new video saying that he has privated all his videos but he won't say why. he believes that his trolls will go away but his "true fans" will stick around. he only vaguely alludes to "seeing some crazy shit" or something to that effect that inspired him to private all the videos.

he claims that he will make them public again in a few days, and he won't stop making videos.

ninja edit: fixed link
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Pineapple Fox said:
This channel will be uploading all the videos that were taken down, here is the first one, I will archive them here once they are all up :)
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BoingBoingBoi said:
maybe he learned more about chazz as he hasn't mentioned chazz in either the night video or outside video. additionally, he shills hard for tactical soap (which "kicks asperger's", he says), which doesn't really make sense if he's about to make it big through chazz

but then again in the outside video he still claims to have a voice-acting gig lined up for a cartoon where he plays "a doctor who smokes." i thought the voice acting stuff was through chazz though, in which case not sure why he still claims to be doing it if he's dispelled the illusion of chazz.

the rest of the outside video is just a rant about religion, magic, christianity, satan, etc.

new video opening fanmail. i think it's new because he's wearing the same shit he was outside:


edit: video is private again. not sure what he's up to.
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tphreak said:
The Elongated Schizo Narrative of Chazz



A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE PIT TONIGHT!


I'm glad this was a short saga.
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tphreak said:
I would start with the two documentaries made about him. These are what got me hooked and sorry if you've seen these already:



Bitesize Cobra Vids is where you'll want to watch everything else. All of his rants tend to be 2 hours long with not a lot going on. Bitesize does a great job of catching the highlights. Sort by most popular and you'll get most of all the juicy stuff floating to the top.

Edit: I almost forgot one!


You should probably watch this one first, actually. I find it very funny and well made. This was actually the very first video I saw that got me onto Jord in earnest before I watched the "official" documentaries.
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Pineapple Fox said:
This is from today and quite short from his own channel
Some new BCVs :)

Also I found a channel that does some good, in depth videos on Josh, they also just put out this fun ASMR one
This channel will also be doing a call in type video to talk about Josh if thats your jam
This is the first video in that Snake Bones podcast theory they do, and it has deleted footage I have never seen before including Josh crying on camera about his mom dying :( its really good, definitely recommend. I learned that Josh would attempt to inhale his farts so other people wouldn't smell them.
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Edit: Sorry for double post.
 
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