Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 Actively working on site again.
If what Josh says is to be believed, he is getting his lazy eye(s) surgery today.
I cast a circle of protection around Cobra, I wish him well and a speedy recovery
So mote it be in the witch's circle, toobz
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Bloodborne's PS5 port is coming in quite nicely toobz.
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Ah-hah, you must be the new moocher. Welcome to Casper, Wyoming. This will be your home, for now. I am... King Cobra, friend to you junkies. You're sure to be coming down about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and score some cig butts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what junkies do! You'll get used to it...

This apartment was once a safe haven for my friends. A workshop where we used spray paint and tactical soap to enhance wands and our smell. We don't have as many tools as we once did, but... You're welcome to use whatever you find. (Whispers) ...Even the blowup doll, should it please you..."
 
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William S. Sessions said:
$600 a month for a 1BR would be fucking insane where I live. Never thought I'd be jealous of Cobes but of course the real price is having to live in Wyoming
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If you think 600 a month is cheap, just wait to see what happens to the rental price of the neighboring units on his floor - and the ones directly above and below....
 
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Some vintage Josh looking like your dad in the 80s
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The guy who does the Bitesize Videos was in the subreddit and I didn't realize he gave Josh money to use his content
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Here is Cooltaste telling his dozens of followers that Cobes does coke, no meth though
 
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Hello Gordon said:
someone should forward this to his landlord.
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It would be super gay for someone here to do that.
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Back home from surgery stream. Going to be moving to the new place this weekend. His trolls are jealous of his new place. Wands have been shipped. He wore those medical grandma sunglasses the entire stream so no image of his straightened eyes yet.
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30 minutes in Josh tries to convince them his magic is real by showing his chi ball

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Latest stream:

Start:
  • Ordered lots of McDonalds
4:30:
  • McDonalds mukbang
8:10:
  • Talking about fans texting him for advice
  • Back to eating
12:30:
  • Says he’s getting $100 tomorrow so he knows he can afford all this McDonalds
17:00:
  • Complaining about Door Dash getting orders wrong
23:47:
  • Misses the armrest on his chair and drops his nuggets
30:00:
  • Feeling full and sick now. Going to just finish the nuggets and have the burgers as snacks later.
  • Talking about YouTubers eating huge amounts of food for food challenges.
38:00:
  • Can’t finish the nuggets. He just wanted to provide an entertaining Mukbang and gender relations rant.
  • Going to have the 2 nuggets for breakfast tomorrow
  • Says he has to take a shit
43:39:
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44:00:
  • Complaining about Reddit trolls doxing him
44:29:
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45:02:
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49:00:
  • Talking about his new apartment
  • Donated a lot of clothes and hats he didn’t need to the thrift store
52:50:
  • Talks about a kid with aspergers who wandered out into the snow and died
59:13:
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  • Back to female fan who asked him for advice, sounds like a post from R/AITA. Friends boyfriend groped her while they were out and his girlfriend was in the bathroom. Kobes advice is be there for your friend and goes on about being nice to ugly people.
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  • Women are bitches, slut shaming etc.
  • Sisterhood! Girl power!
1:08:00:
  • Toxic masculinity - Just let him drink his Long Island Ice tea in peace
1:10:00:
  • Shills his people suck I need a beer tshirt
  • Starts watching a video on female James Bond
1:14:47:
  • RIP Sean Connery but Kobes doesn’t like the way he talked about women
1:17:00:
  • Woke Hollywood doesn’t care about Black People they are just making money off pretending to be progressive
1:22:00:
  • Kobes version of new female JAmes Bond would be that original James Bond had lots of illegitimate children and they are all grown up and become spies and it’s a story of diversity and friendship.
1:25:00:
  • Thinks people don’t like Amy Schumer because she is vulgar and women should be proper. No one bats an eye when Larry the Cable Guy makes a fart joke. (People don;t like Amy Schumer because she is an unfunny joke thief)
1:30:00:
  • Women don’t have strong female role models so female bond is a good idea
1:35:36:
  • Men can’t hit women and Kobes thinks this is unfair. I really think Kobes wants to hit some women, he says this so often.
  • If Kobes was James Bond 008, using his wit and a colt King Cobra
1:43:00:
  • Women in the Western world can’t complain about being oppressed or slut shamed because the Middle East exists.
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Ellesse_warrior said:
It would be super gay for someone here to do that.
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Not only gay, but what exactly would you say? "Excuse me, Mr. Landlord. One of your tenants is cuming in the privacy of his own apartment he rents from you! Stop him! He's not even cleaning it up!"

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Can’t finish the nuggets. He just wanted to provide an entertaining Mukbang and gender relations rant.
Going to have the 2 nuggets for breakfast tomorrow
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This has been one of the funnier backpedals he does. He always describes his orders as "food challenges" and when he fails they always are "just for fun" and then "he doesn't do food challenges youtube".
Does anyone else see how he only eats one big meal a day and then just kind of sits around digesting.
Isn't that how real cobras are?
The last time he ordered McDonalds after he ate the nuggets he said something like "Look at that, trolls. Just crushed 20 spicy mcnuggets"
Goddamn Josh, you didn't need to btfo us like that :(
 
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