Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Does anyone else see how he only eats one big meal a day and then just kind of sits around digesting.
Isn't that how real cobras are?
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LOL, he's just trying to live up to his name sake.

I do think he intentionally orders a load of food just so he will have more for later or the next day and just won't admit it on YouTube for some reason.

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Latest Chillin stream:
Start:
- Wearing his blind people glasses. I'm dying for a proper eye reveal.
- Says he hasn't been able to move because of the weather
- Doctor gave him eye drops and extra strength Tylenol for his eyes.
3:00:
- Election rant
6:52:
- Says he has his new lease signed and will be moving as soon as the weather gets better.
- Not drinking while recovering from his eye surgery and while taking Tylenol.
- Back to talking about the election.
9:47:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
- Back to talking about the election.
13:34:
- Watching a video about Trump
- Ranting about Democraps and Repooplicans.
24:00:
- Ranting about double standards in genders.
27:50:
- Talking about Johnny Depp being a wife beater.
30:33:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
32:16:
- DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Watches the video for the rest of the stream without saying anything.

I've realized his hat reminds me of Paddington bear's hat.
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Latest chillin stream:
Sound is really bad for this one I can't hear half of what he's saying.
Start:
- Wearing his blind man sunglasses.
- He's got Richie Reit on VC on Discord.
- Might make a dirty Christmas t-shirt
- Might do some parody Christmas songs
3:56:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs.
7:00:
- Talking about packing up his stuff
- Will continue making wands when he's moved into his new place.
- Has to wear the glasses for another couple of days and has to use eye drops and extra strength Tylenol.
11:40:
- Patting himself on the back for finding an apartment before 30th November and will be moving out before then too which is what he planned to do.
14:07:
- Shows off his bottle of extra strength Tylenol. No drinking while he's taking these TMDWU
17:15:
- Eye Reveal!
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- Does his eye drops
23:59:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Owning the trolls by making super cool wands.
26:09:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Him and Clint are cleaning the apartment so take that trolls
29:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
30:04:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Clint is proud of his for getting a new apartment
37:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Talking about sexism in comedy
- Women can be just as funny as men and women can be just as manipulative as men
40:31:
- No Pusseh routine
44:13:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Thinks women leaving crusty tampons all over the house is comparable to men leaving dirty socks on the floor.
47:25:
- Real men give their girlfriends their last cigarette.

Start:
- Will be in this apartment for another few days
- Got lots of Taco Bell
3:12:
- Mukbang
- Very excited that toasted cheddar chalupas are back.
24:00:
- Moving later this week
- Drink combination mango fiest tea and baja blast

Kobes eats tacos the same way an otter eats clams
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
> Thinks women leaving crusty tampons all over the house is comparable to men leaving dirty socks on the floor.
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Cobes has obviously never had a live-in girlfriend in his life, because while most men DO leave dirty socks on the floor, I'd say 99.9% of women DO NOT leave crusty tampons all over the house.
 
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Latest Chillin stream:
- Eye is looking a lot less bloody, no blind man sunglasses. I can't hear anything he's saying though because the sound is so low. I had to put on the subtitles.
- He's going to be moving out by Novemebr 30th and mostly packed up everything.
- Realizes he's on his last smoke so puts it out to save it for later.
- Blind man sunglasses are back
- He's planning on following the rules in his new place, not make lots of noise late at night and pay the rent on time. No more late night streams when he moves.
- He's cut down on his drinking a lot. Just having a little night cap before bed.
- Talking about getting bullied.
- He's not addicted to smoking
- Talking about how he's making the best out of being kicked out of his apartment
- Talking about the election
- Damn Leftists and their riots.
- There's countries out there with no Democracy
- Both Democrats and Republicans are cheating the election.
- Back to talking about getting bullied
- Stream cuts off abruptly

Spooky Tuning Edit of Kobes bullying story with sound:

Spooky Tuning Warlord Edit:
 
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Tacos On My Mind - Music Video / KingCobraJFS • Nov 17, 2020 - From Spooky Tuning 🌮​


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Some classic KingCobraJFS: cruising in the hallway

Sexy goth bad boy TWU 👑 🐍
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Start:
- Trying to prove he can control his drinking by only having 2 drinks tonight, the drink he had earlier, the drink he's drinking and a whiskey sour later. Math?
- Apologizes for his eye looking gross
- Men are also held to unreachable beauty standards.
- Look good for you
- Doesn't care he has a beer gut and is balding
7:20:
- Might get his Monetization back on YouTube
- 2020 was shit for everyone
11:50:
- Googles what the world population is to prove that getting turned down by one person is no big deal
- Back to beauty standards
15:00:
- Not taking Tylenol tonight so he can drink
- Gives relationship advice
- Gender relations rant
20:20:
- Says he's going to post less personal stuff on Social Media
24:00:
- Judge people on how they treat other people
25:50:
- Bullies
- He is a famous YouTuber
27:31:
- Jack Daniels and country time lemonade drink combination
33:36:
- Guitar shredding
- Owning the trolls by playing guitar good
35:46:
- How to get spooky tuning
43:29:
- Gender relations rant
 
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Pineapple Fox said:
That's his jerking-off-to-of-age-women arm TWU 💪

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Well he's certainly getting all his streams in now before taking a break!
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Funny Xmas shirt coming in nicely toobz
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get em while you can, youtube. Only $28.99.
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He should have made one saying Christmas sucks I need a beer

This whole stream was just Josh creating his new shirt while ignoring the chat.
Start:
- Talks about his Facebook post that he will be taking a break.
- Designing his new holiday themed tshirt
26:51:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
29:57:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
32:07:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
35:34:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
39:09:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
53:33:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
Ends the stream as soon as he's finished with the shirt.

This whole stream is Josh ranting about pubes
Start:
- Says he's taking a break until Friday
- Doing no shave November
- If he sells enough of his Christmas shirts he will donate some money to St. Judes.
4:10:
- Starts watching an incel video
7:10:
- Not buying shit is a slap in the face to people who can't afford to buy shit
- Women have periods and that sucks but watering plants with period blood is unacceptable
- Homeless people exist
- Must be a vegan feminazi
12:10:
- Gender relations
14:00:
- Feminism
17:36:
- Unshaven pits is unacceptable
- Whole big rant about shaving boy hair
27:00:
- Not trimming pubes when on a period can cause infection
29:00:
- Trim your pubes and wash with tactical soap!
32:43:
- This girl needs a good dicking
33:44:
- Ranting about trannys
36:10:
- Men are also judged on having pubes
43:00:
- Women must shave because of evolution
47:00:
- Ranting about this woman using cloths instead of toilet paper (Wait till Kobes finds out reusable diapers are a thing!)
- Toilet roll is a luxury and this bitch is ungrateful for not using it
- Rant about how in the 1700's they didn't use toilet paper( Pretty sure they used rags like this girl does and I think he thinks she flushes them instead of washing the cloths and reusing them)
56:00:
- Ranting about smelly people
57:15:
- People talking to Kobes through the window
59:36:
- Ranting about this woman watering her plants with her period blood. (She empties it into the bucket that collects her shower water and uses that water for her plants because it's good fertilizer and not wasting water)
1:04:00:
- Shills his shirt again.
1:07:10:
- Guitar shredding

Latest chillin stream:
Start:
- Doing laundry
- He does his laundry one load at a time
- Talking about how he doesn't need to drink all the time
6:51:
- Watching Sniperwolf watch a Dhar mann skit (These are videos for people to learn English but also meant to have a moral to each story)
16:55:
- Josh says the skit is an emotional roller coaster
24:42:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
27:44:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
30:27:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
31:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
31:22:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Kobes explains wear babies come from
37:06:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
39:30:
- Watching a video on guitar shredding
47:37:
- Guitar shredding
1:11:25:
- Muted DTTS's coming in nicely toobs
- Leaves
- Ends the stream when he returns
 
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