Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I might be late as fuck here but anyone else heard the rumour that he's the illegitimate son of GG Allin?
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Some new content, Cobes made a new "food hack" of putting doritos extra cheese and way too much hot sauce on a frozen pizza. At least it's more economic than spending $40 on doordash.
After eating he continued to work on his incel song but he fucked up and deleted a bunch of vocals. Then he had an autistic freakout in classic Cobes fashion.
4:14 pizza assembly begins.
12:30 Steve goat shoutout, vape tricks, spilling drink
14:30 Work on horrendous incel song
16:54 The realization

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
His spergouts are fucking gold to me. It's the same thing, almost word for word, ever single time. But I'll watch every goddamn chimpout in it's entirety. Multiple times.

I think it's his habit of narrating every aspect of why he's upset that gets me.
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yeah they're so weird, its almost like he doesn't know how to process his emotions or something and he just says fuck a lot, i dunno, they're real weird. this last one when he was walking around back from the kitchen or something and just saying fuck it struck me as performative almost, like he was just trying to pretend to be so upset. but i know he really does sperg out angrily, its just so weird the way he does it.
 
silentfart20 said:
i haven't made sense of a god damn thing so far, but spurge outs are what keep me here. absolutely classic.
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I think it's been pointed out before but the fact that he gets so enraged over incredibly minor shit (not saving his song, losing a pipe tool) but tends to handle relatively more significant events (dumped by Stephanie, kicked out of that bar, eviction) with a comparatively brief period of frustration followed by almost immediate resignation. it is what it is tewbs.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
That's it. It strikes me the exact same way. Like bad acting or something. Like I understand he is pissed off, but he expresses it like an alien or something trying to mimic human behaviors.
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silentfart20 said:
i haven't made sense of a god damn thing so far, but spurge outs are what keep me here. absolutely classic.
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I believe when he starts acting like that it is 100% performative. Maybe he thinks having a child-like temper and an extremely short fuse is "goth" or something.

Also just watched the latest stream and I gotta say Cobes is definitely fucked up on something.: the voice shaking, the tremors, the way he's speaking. Warlord frantically scrolling on his phone. Not entirely sure what he's on, I am more of an opiate man myself, I tend to avoid anything that is going to make me anxiously sweat.
 
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A classic Bitesize for the newfriends
Cobes transfers a $5 donation into an overdrafted bank account and gets annoyed that he can't afford beer. Discusses how weed effects his magical powers and explains why he quit his dishwashing job to sell painted sticks. Gets trolled into checking if someone shat into his cigarette butt collector (he collects tobacco from garbage).
 
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