Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

That new guy he's watching that sounds like an off brand Joe Swanson is so stupid. Just spouting all this not funny "man talk" with even worse hypotheticals than Josh's. That guy makes Stinky Crotchson responce videos seem not so bad.
 
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James Tiberius Lurk said:
No matter how retarded he is and how much I laugh at his sperg outs, I still like the guy.

Am I wrong for this?
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Not really. He's a bit bigger piece of shit than he's widely credited for being, but fucker is donkeybrained and it'd be hard to blame a retard for being too self-centered. I'd never want to be around him for longer than five minutes, but through a computer screen he is a delight. Darfliny giving him surprisingly heartfelt praise for being such a good friend is shockingly effective testimonial. 32:40 if the timestamp shits out.

 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
That new guy he's watching that sounds like an off brand Joe Swanson is so stupid. Just spouting all this not funny "man talk" with even worse hypotheticals than Josh's. That guy makes Stinky Crotchson responce videos seem not so bad.
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ya idk who that guy is but his "NOOOOOPEEEEE"s are annoying af. clearly targeted at 12 year olds and low-iq types. unfortunately there's enough regards out there to make this kinda shit shoveling profitable.

RollingRock said:
Wide eyed Cobe tweaks at 8:00 and warlord doesn't normally wear shades indoors. Warlord might've brought over something stronger than weed.
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people have said this about so many videos but i really don't think cobes would ever do meth or hard drugs. i mean, maybe, but i just don't think so. maybe they railed a few energy drinks

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silentfart20 said:
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r/kingcobrajfs - Cobes is methed up, notice the stumbling over words and random stutters.

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yall im one of the peeps who dosnt believe cobes does drugs and i pretty much feel his sub is just digging for stupid shit, but this was hard to watch.
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Yeah I clicked that earlier assuming it was more subreddit exaggeration but he's tweaking on something. If it's "just" energy drinks he must've shotgunned about a dozen of the things. This side of him is completely new to me.
 
Both Cobes and Warlord were definitely acting sketchy. Warlord with his sunglasses manically tapping his phone. Josh is shaking, teeth clenched, and looking spacey. We all know how weird Josh is, but this had a different appearance.

For whatever reason, I don't see them popping pills together. Smoking or doing lines seems more likely. Why would they even open the window? Isn't it like 20 degrees in Casper? If it's not meth, then it's some sort of synthetic upper. Josh doesn't see a problem with spice, so I can see him trying bath salts or something stupid like that.
 
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His pupils in the jesus video are HUGE. Not to mention glassy. It's definitely more than booze and weed. Could be adderall or something. Probably not meth unless it was a super small amount. Probably some synthetic quasi legal shit like others said. Possibly could be a small amount of mushrooms?
 
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To all the assholes who tell him not to go live, FUCK YOU | 1:20 Josh has some money to get Darfliny b something for his birthday | 2:30 Josh was cold in his last livestream, that's why he was shaking - not on meth | 6:00 deleting meth comments | 8:42 when he eventually gets a po box he will make more wands | 9:37 doesn't need streamlabs that badly | 10:20 cares about fans not money | 11:00 banning people | 14:00 his bag of tobacco is not a bag of doritos | 17:31 people will be offended by his new album because he's right | 22:00 vocal layering for his new album | 38:29 gender relations and more vocal layering | 53:50 dj choice drums for his new album | 1:01:00 has mental retardations and using the word retard | 1:03:00 banned trolls smell like smoked doritos and shows his yellow teeth | 1:05:10 shoutout to Museum | 1:14:50 Josh listens to some voicemails | 1:19:10 thinking of making a new shirt | 1:19:25 fake DJ choice voicemail | 1:21:10 make a bitesize cobra sucks shirt, eh maybe - don't want to draw attention to him |
Josh starts the livestream | 2:40 Josh watches a video of jesus talking smack about Josh from Reddit | 8:40 trolls sent the sex doll | 11:00 cheating on stephanie and living with it for the rest of his life | 14:00 if you think he's disrepectful to women then you haven't been raised right | 15:00 would get hair plugs | 17:20 stopped bitching about his dryspell | 19:50 what is warlord doing on his phone? texting | 22:00 Josh shivers | 25:11 Josh watches a Terrance Pop video | 27:10 women having kids for the fuck of it | 32:20 Rodney Dangerfield references | 40:10 will find the right goth chick of his dreams eventually | 44:20 Warlord deleting things on his phone | 49:40 men faced oppression before women BULLSHIT but Josh gives into Warlord | 1:07:11 Warlord claims it's legal to kill a man who sleeps with your wife as long as it's in your home | 1:10:40 women have the ability to sit at home and pop out babies and never work | https://youtu.be/xl4vcDIDzxE

Josh missclicked something and lost all his tracks on Garageband | 2:25 putting yourself out there by doing music | 3:50 wouldn't be a muisician without Ozzy | 5:40 Josh doesn't want Ozzy to buy him a mansion, he will do it himself | 8:28 doing music for him | 11:28 British voice | 12:00 Josh had someone call him and told him his life story | 13:50 people are stealing his videos but it's exposure | 14:44 one of his albums got removed from tunecore because of copyright issues | 20:15 being old and can't fuck your wife | 23:53 boybands are filler bands | 26:00 his trolls harassing him making a subreddit and calling him | 28:40 tactical soap at the Ozzy concert | Josh goes back and forth with topics | 38:50 Eddie Van Halen lucier bless his soul | 57:30 Josh has the balls to put himself out there on social media | 58:22 laugh at the trolls living in his moms basement | 59:40 Josh hates him because he's making a difference | 1:01:30 Josh has a serious face when he smiles |
Josh starts the video talking about losing the vocal recordings on garage band | 1:18 Josh went to Angie's birthday part party and drank | 4:50 wants the new album done by valentines day to get some money to celebrate his drypsell | 8:00 Josh did get pissed off and it's been a while since he got that mad | 11:00 positive text from a fan | 11:48 fucking Warlord's mom voicemail |



Starts the video talking gender relations | 37:18 Josh talks about Ellen and her boyfriend going to jail and her having to pawn her guitars to pay to get him out | 44:00 vocals recording for new album | 1:21:40 Josh watches Good Mythical Morning video | 1:43:00 customises a frozen pizza | 2:28:40 guitar | 3:16:16 talking shit about trans people and pronouns - attack helicopter | 3:37:00 Josh watches a SSniperWolf video | 4:12:30 Josh watches a video about a drink | 4:27:20 vocal recordings | 4:36:50 Josh left his wallet in his pants when doing laundry but it's ok | 5:21:00 Josh fucked up and deleted song vocals by mistake and rages
Josh watches a video called Tik Tok, Roma Army, and the Politics of Equality and talks about gender relations and adds his regular commentary
Josh is getting closer to finishing his new album | 1:30 people stole his videos and posted them on TikTok | 4:30 Spooky girl sent him pictures of her wearing his shirt | 5:44 Josh says he's the video where Bitesize gets his video from | 8:00 blocking people on his phone | 11:14 voicemail calling him the definition on an incel | 14:00 sad trolls harassing him | 22:27 Shon and Saunders skit | 25:50 Josh got spray paint on Shon at the old place | 30:00 Cartoon impressions | 45:50 bell joke | 52:46 no gender relations, just Shon being an asshole | 55:30 Josh is straight for of-age girls | 1:03:40 Josh packs his pipe with Doritos and starts smoking it | 1:17:00 plugging merch | 1:24:25 Josh like Marilyn Manson but hates him now he found out he's an asshole | 1:27:30 moment of silence for Screech from Saved by the bell dying |
00:14 shows off his shirt with a girl with her tits covered | 1:24 a lack of pussy doesn't make him an asshole, it's society | 2:00 angry orchard beer | 7:20 Elliot Rogers is Idiot Rogers | 12:00 Josh watches a Terrance Pop video he's already seen - 12 reasons why you're single | 20:40 Josh doesn't want to lower his standards even with having autism - if women reject him then it's their loss | 5!:20 doing things before you turn 30 | 52:22 will have his dreamhouse before he turns 40 | 1:23:00 snorts tobacco snuff | 1:44:00 you need to decluster your life if you can't swipe on your phone | 1:59:50 Josh reads that Marilyn Manson is being me-tooed and says he lost respect for him if it's true |
Josh's livestream just cut out and says that Youtube couldn't handle two gender relation videos in one | 1:00 working on his new album | 1:44 won't say if his dry spell is over because trolls would go after the girl | 8:45 Josh needs to get laid - he will get some of age goody goodness soon and reads voicemails | 10:10 trolls only fuck with him when he goes live | 14:00 why harass people you don't like | 16:10 working on a new song | 20:25 vocal layering | 22:00 donations are appreciated | 25:45 watches a girl play guitar | 29:00 plays guitar himself | 40:34 streamlabs sucked because of DDTS | 42:24 one day his Thai chi will get so good he can light a cigarette |

00:40 Terrance Pop video response | 1:40 merch plug | 2:58 Josh doesn't care that the sound on his cooking videos sucks | gender relations and watching a video | 10:40 we all die alone - don't need sex | 47:00 women are slutty because they crave cock | 2:26:55 takes a piss | 2:38:00 vocal layers/recording for his new album | 3:16:50 Josh wont talk about the girl he posted on Facebook |

If the audio clips of his vocal layers were separated from the stream can they be used for his songs?

I know of a way to do this but it takes a long time to do. I'd need help with the timestamps because he did the different sections over different streams. If anyone is interested in trying it out let me know.
 
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ok usually i dont think Cobes would ever do hard drugs but i do agree, after really watching that live stream with Warlord, he was def acting off in a few parts. he has had weird seizure like episodes before, i'm more inclined to think it might be something related to that vs drugs but who knows, he's reaching new depths of depravity so maybe he is experimenting with new substances.

also i finally watched all of the Doll Saga video by Lenin Lime:

i did NOT realize Josh had TWO sex dolls that he destroyed.....i knew about fun sized felicia but i didn't realize there was another one before that. this dude has destroyed every sex toy he's had and now he just rants about his hatred of women. PROBLEMATIC. i love how after felicia is destroyed he posts his preferences again like he hopes his fans will spend another $2k on him after he's already wasted thousands of dollars because of his regardism.

EDIT: also the difference between Josh in the doll video and him now....is just like wow. full facial bloat....complete deterioration of his muscles....total loss of hair and complete hobo look. it really is quite striking seeing the difference
 
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Chillin stream from earlier:
Start:
- Someone stole one of his cooking videos and put it on their channel
- He read the comments on one of his gender relations videos so he does a gender relations rant
- lighter not working
- picks up the blowtorch and decides not to use it to light his pipe
- finds a working lighter
5:45:
- replays his vocal recordings so far
- talks about why it would be easier to make the album if he was using a recording studio
10:00:
- recording vocals
22:46:
- texting
- 'here's the thing of it'.... nothing
23:40:
- plays back his recording
- Explains his cobra reference is a metaphor fir waiting patiently for his of age goth girl to end his dry spell
- recording vocals
39:29:
- answers a call
- says thanks for calling in like he's doing a radio show
 
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Dick Pooman said:
Cobes was fucked up on something during his latest "chillin" stream
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Everyone is saying meth but I'd bet he took a bunch of sedatives. Given that he was pretty pissed about his vocals, it would make sense that he needed something to calm down. Combine sedatives with alcohol and energy drinks and you're pretty fucked up.
 
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