Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Not really. He's a bit bigger piece of shit than he's widely credited for being, but fucker is donkeybrained and it'd be hard to blame a retard for being too self-centered. I'd never want to be around him for longer than five minutes, but through a computer screen he is a delight. Darfliny giving him surprisingly heartfelt praise for being such a good friend is shockingly effective testimonial. 32:40 if the timestamp shits out.

Darf seems like the most wholesome of the Casperites.

 

[Coin Ops]

He uploaded a shirtless guitar playing video to YouTube as his Patreon reward for his $20/month "cool cobra" tier patrons. So you pay $20 a month to get a video that he puts on YouTube where everyone can see it for free. Using Patreon's video embedding abilities must have been too much work for our sexy goth bad boy.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Cool Cobras, uploaded February 7, 2021

Spoiler: Patreon info

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

He uploaded a shirtless guitar playing video to YouTube as his Patreon reward for his $20/month "cool cobra" tier patrons. So you pay $20 a month to get a video that he puts on YouTube where everyone can see it for free. Using Patreon's video embedding abilities must have been too much work for our sexy goth bad boy.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Cool Cobras, uploaded February 7, 2021

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Spoiler: Patreon info

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Shout outs and a muscle flex, nobody delivers content like the cobes.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Gothic goblin live

Sounds like a low energy stream

This stream was great, a full stand up set!

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
- reads troll texts
- owns the trolls by blocking and deleting them
- owns the trolls by going live after they tell him not to
- Someone sent him a picture of a sex doll. He would rather 3k fans donated a dollar to his PayPal so he could use the money for his cooking videos
5:48:
- plays a voicemail
- if someone sent him a sex doll he would give it to Richie because Richie's sex doll has holes in it
9:12:
- plays another voice mail
- Kobes is not bothered by his dry spell. He's waiting patiently for his of age goth girlfriend
- Reading chat
13:40:
- plays a voicemail
- answers a video call
- shout out to an autistic guy called Derek
15:30:
- answers calls
- Reading and deleting troll texts
22:00:
- Finally switches his phone off
- talks about his valentines day album
24:00:
- only of age fan girls and his trolls can suck it
29:58:
- Shills his merch
- Googles goddess to make sure he spelled it right
37:58:
- vocal cover GG Allin you hate me
- apologises to gg Allin for any copyright infringement
45:00:
- reads chat
- Someone donated $6.12 to his PayPal. Instant transfer
- Says he's going to do a hurt vocal cover
47:56:
- Does his airplane stand up routine
- Elevator fart stand up routine
- Fart joke impressions
- Fart noises
- mic dies
- Wyoming jokes
- more stand up while he tries to find a working lighter
1:10 42:
- Shon and Saunders routine
1:18:00:
- googles dirty jokes and reads them out

 

[WaterEater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAKBlMgweuo

Cobes is doing slam poetry about gender/society/double standards/body shaming while drunkenly shouting and hiccuping.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

holy shit the raps in this video are honestly some of the best i've heard from him. still shit, but for him, absolutely top notch. they start around 30mins

EDIT: sorry i think this is the one @Ellesse_warrior already posted but seriously, check out the raps

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Okay, I’m not going to continue to argue when idiots like you so quickly devolve into pathetic insults over something so trivial. Keep it up buddy.

Clock me for being late, but I don’t believe this story for one simple reason; human bites are almost never stitched up. GTFOH with that shit.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Shout out to the trolls who keep texting him "you better not go live today"
Possibly the most effective trolling strat with the least amount of work.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

holy shit the raps in this video are honestly some of the best i've heard from him. still shit, but for him, absolutely top notch. they start around 30mins

EDIT: sorry i think this is the one @Ellesse_warrior already posted but seriously, check out the raps

Yo i felt that , i'm not even being sassy. Cobes has been trending up this week , hope he keeps it up. The stand up was fun last night.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

holy shit the raps in this video are honestly some of the best i've heard from him. still shit, but for him, absolutely top notch. they start around 30mins

EDIT: sorry i think this is the one @Ellesse_warrior already posted but seriously, check out the raps

No I haven't gotten to this one yet

 

[ShiningBrightly]

lol i was thrown off cuz all the thumbnails look exactly the same

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

lol i was thrown off cuz all the thumbnails look exactly the same

Trying to catch up after 4 days of not archiving his streams was a nightmare. All the thumbnails look the same, the titles are the same, most of his rants are the same

Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:

• Complaining about women straight off the bat
• Checking out his hair. Doesn’t care that he’s going bald.
• Talks about a text he got from a troll saying his gender relations rants are stupid. Kobes sent him the sickest burn by text and then blocked him.
• Talking about his gender relations rants

5:47:

• Kobes goes live when he wants not when the trolls want him to.
• Chi ball
• Kobes chi balls are like IRL dragonball z
• Lighting cigarettes with chi balls takes years of training.
• Shows off his lighter trick. Says it impresses the of age ladies.
• Explains how to do his lighter trick.

10:13:

• Gender relations
• Scenario of women looking for compliments after getting their hair done
• Things women do to validate men’s masculinity
• Do these jeans make my ass look fat scenario

16:58:

• KingSoapraJFS!
• Valentine’s day rant
• Gives relationship advice
• Doesn’t care if he has a date for Valentine’s day
• Scenario of women eating their date’s fries
• Man buying feminine products scenario

26:00:

• Kobes doesn’t care what anyone thinks about him
• Peanut jokes
• Talking trash to trolls
• Incel rant
• Gender relations
• Mad at jewellery commercials but totally not mad

30:40:

• Montitorization still deactivated
• Shills his PayPal #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated
• Lots of cope about his e-begging
• Complaining about his channel being de-monetized.
• E-begging cope

34:25:

• If Kobes won the lottery he would donate to a food bank
• Talks about Alex Anderson (RIP) having to go to the food bank
• He would donate $1 million to St. Judes if he could
• We’re in a pandemic and trolls are telling him he needs to get laid!
• Banning trolls
• Troll rant

40:19:

• The benefits of Chaturbate
• Talks about when he worked at Wendy’s
• Troll rant
• Admits he probably wouldn’t get hired for a regular job if his prospective employers saw his videos
• You’re not even the real Cooltaste

45:43:

• Reading chat
• Banning trolls
• Thinking about trying Rogaine

47:20:

• Cancel culture rant
• Reading chat and banning trolls

50:00:

• Talking about turning 30
• Reading cha and banning trolls
• He doesn’t really hang out with Cooltaste
• Reading chat

54:08:

• Someone sent him $27. Instant transfer TWU!
• Might get some liquor on Friday for the lunar new year
• Says he will try and get his album done for Valentine’s day
• Might get liquor tomorrow

56:42:

• Gender relations rant
• Flexing
• Johnny Bravo was a sexist pig
• Kobes can use his 80% British charm with the of age ladies
• Kobes wants to make more of his alcoholic root beer floats
• He’s trying to cut back on his drinking

1:02:17:

• Someone transferred $40 to him. Instant transfer TWU!
• Cope about e-begging
• Reading chat and banning trolls
• Might make alcoholic root beer floats tomorrow
• Ordering Taco Bell from Door Dash
• He’s trying to cut down on fast food. Ordering Taco Bell for YouTube TMDWU!
• Looks for coupons because his order is $26
• $4 tip because Kobes is generous

1:10:31:

• Piss break

1:12:28:

• Returns
• Doesn’t know if Taco Bell uses Sarin Ghetto cheese

1:14:21:

• Reads his PayPal message
• Someone sent him $10 and another person sent him $5
• $1 chargeback on PayPal
• Chargeback is because the person requested to be unbanned from his channel and was not unbanned. Kobes doesn’t care because it’s just $1.
• Reading chat
• Reads his order again

1:21:19:

• Reading chat
• Someone sent him $6.33. Instant transfer
• Says he’s trying to be more lenient on who he bans from his channel.
• Troll rant
• Checks his PayPal messages
• Reads messages off his PayPal

1:27:05:

• Checks his email
• New Patreon subscriber shoutout
• He has 11 Patreons now
• Reads out his Patreons
• E-begging to own the trolls

1:29:00:

• Realizes he already finished his pizza from earlier
• Reading chat waiting patiently for his Taco Bell
• Switches his phone off airplane mode to check troll messages

1:32:00:

• Takes a call
• Trolls are gae
• Owning the trolls by blocking them
• Reading troll texts

1:39:21:

• Food arrives
• Reads out his order again
• Rant about trolls telling him Taco Bell had no fries
• Puts about 8 packets of sauce on the fries

1:48:35:

• Yukbang
• He’s trying to cut down on the amount of Door Dash he orders.

2:01:00:

• Blue tongue and teeth TWU!

2:04:12:

• Taco Bell Rap

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
- beer and mountain Dew drunk combo
- mango cigar review only for age 21 and up
- camo beer review. Tastes like alcohol
6:00:
- if Kobes was dictator of the world he would make sure everywhere had democracy
- mango cigar tastes like mango
- puts mountain dew in his beer while ranting about smoking
12:50:
- reads troll texts
- ranting about people texting him and telling him not to go live
- owning the trolls by going live
- kobes is improving gender relations with his gender relations rant
- gender relations rant
19:50:
- rant about the 1% and the system
23:50:
- talks about a totally real of age goth chicken spooky tuning introduced him to
- Trolls got him banned from the CY bar
27:50:
- Someone sent him $20.55. Instant transfer.
- his account was negative $30
29:18:
- spitting bars
- Does a country style song about gender relations
35:48:
- spitting bars
43:10:
- Has to stop because he chokes
- back to spitting bars
-reads chat
56:00:
- Talking about Mr. Beast
- puts on Mr. Beast pizza video
1:12:30:
- puts on an incel video
- Talking about Stephanie
- gender relations rant
1:20:50:
- percade?
- Valentines day rant
- gives relationship advice
1:30:07
- Rant about women
1:39:00:
- rant about shaving
1:44:52:
- piss break
- back to ranting about shaving
- seriously 30 minutes of ranting about pubes because of a manscape ad
2:00:00:
- gender relations rant
- he's just yelling his lyrics now
2:33:00:
(- guitar shredding
- parrots whats said in the video
- ranting about Obama's dog)
Repeat x 2
2:37:00:
- guitar shredding
- reads whats written on the stream
- angry rants about women
2:55:00:
- farting is female oppression
- back to ranting about women
- he found pizza
- ranting about women
3:14:50:
- piss break just before ending the stream

He's live again now:

 

[SnusBurns]

All the thumbnails look the same, the titles are the same, most of his rants are the same

Yeah the titles bit is a nightmare. A year or so ago he gave a shit and had different titles. Now it's just 75% chillin.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

Yeah the titles bit is a nightmare. A year or so ago he gave a shit and had different titles. Now it's just 75% chillin.

rip "pipe thoughts"

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Apparently he had a pizza freakout?

 

[SnusBurns]

Apparently he had a pizza freakout?

Are you talking about Super Bowl day when he almost dropped his cooked pizza on his chair? Or was it today, on the stream he seems to have deleted.

Edit: ok he did flip out today and deleted his video over Pizza.
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/lgjve0/whos_got_the_most_recent_stream_i_can_tell_we/
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/lgjnoq/another_day_another_pizza_twu/
https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/lge9pw/chillin/

Something about Dominos and a Pizzahut giftcard not working. And pizzahut not taking paypal.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Are you talking about Super Bowl day when he almost dropped his cooked pizza on his chair? Or was it today, on the stream he seems to have deleted.

Edit: ok he did flip out today and deleted his video over Pizza. https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/lgjve0/whos_got_the_most_recent_stream_i_can_tell_we/

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/lgjnoq/another_day_another_pizza_twu/

r/kingcobrajfs - Chillin

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Something about Dominos and a Pizzahut giftcard not working.

Fuck me I hope someone got it, sounds like he had an awful night. "Ingrate Cobes" is one of my favorite Faces of Jord.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Fuck me I hope someone got it, sounds like he had an awful night. "Ingrate Cobes" is one of my favorite Faces of Jord.

He mentioned in his current live stream that someone did save it, and that he just had a wank. TWU

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Damn that sucks, I tried to download it yesterday but it hadn't finished processing on YouTube. Next time I checked it was gone

 

[To Sender Return]

The last 50 minutes of it was saved.

https://youtu.be/cE1IqgXlqz0