Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

So did he get a pizza from Dominos and then get one with the coupon from Pizza Hut? Why? lol. I guess one should not question the actions of the Mad King.
 
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Cobra Pizza Bitch Fit ~ Feb 9, 2021


Lenin Lime ~ KingCobraJFS - National Pizza Day Conundrum • Feb 10, 2021​


If you're looking for some blessed VDay cards this month
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Friends, But It's The Cobraverse • Feb 7, 2021​


Pizza Sadness 💔
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Vintage Sexy Goth Badboy Awoogah

Ozzy’s message to KingCobraJFS • Feb 9, 2021​


Classic Cobes Devil Cobra Tale
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Cobes' rants on gender roles/double standards are getting fucking unbearable. I've only been following him since he got evicted. Has he been talking about this crap his entire time on YT, or is this a recent thing?

Update: Just found out he hates trans people lol

Today Cobes went through the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth when the topic of religion came up. Its so easy to find examples of him breaking at least a few of these.
He breaks #1 constantly, and even did it in this very conversation by bringing up Satanism for no reason
#2 he breaks on a daily basis, although we click on his video knowing what to expect, so maybe that can slide
#3 he got evicted for spraying fumes, smoking, and breaking sound barriers in the apartment he rents
This'd be a fun game if we could find examples of him breaking all 11.
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He broke number 11 when he let those guys make fun of him and be racist to him in buffalo wild wings

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Start:
- removed his last stream because he didn't like the way he ended it
- troll text telling him not to go live
- says he was hangry but is better now
- checking out chaturbate on stream
- reads chat
6:00:
- Talking about a chick he jerked off to on chaturbate
- shills merch
- quit his last live because he spilled coke all over himself
9:14:
- reads a fan text
- troll rant
- muh asperghers
11:40:
- plays a video of someone who's not even the real Ozzy Osborne
- shows off his Ozzy book
14:10:
- reads a fan text telling him Courtney is a troll
- checks out his bald spot
- Reading texts
- defending Courtney
- says he might try rogaine
- he would definitely hair plugs if he won the lottery
- might try a comb over
23:30:
- texting
- more bald cope
- puts his phone on airplane mode
25:55:
- leftover pizza
- says he tried comb overs before but just accepts this is his hair now
- yukbang
- trolls are just jealous he got a pizza hut gift card from Courtney for international pizza day
30:00:
- overly dramatic pouring coke into his mug
- explains what sperg means
- talking about his last live
- anyone who texts him you better not go live is obsessed with him and sucking his dick
- he figured out how to play gta online
37:43:
- braids his beard
- he wouldn't watch chaturbate if he had a girlfriend. Turns it into gender relations
40:48:
- braids his hair
- gender relations
- hair braids tutorial
- chicks dig dudes who can braid hair
47:04:
- fetches a brush
- brushing his hair
- reads chat
53:00:
- looks up tiktok gorilla glue in hair girl
- not going to put gorilla glue in his hair
- braids his beard again
- still has chaturbate on his screen
57:00:
- he uses aussie shampoo and conditioner. Chicks have better shampoo
- watching chaturbate
- says he's going to redo his video response he did in his last stream
1:01:00:
- video response to people triggered by soul movie
- racism rant
- rant about Obama's dog
1:07:00:
- parrots what's said in the video
- Kobes explains before life and afterlife
1:10:00:
- Kobes is Beethoven reincarnated?
- explains the big bang and the eventual destruction of the universe
1:15:00:
- Kobes explains how aliens created earth and how evolution happened
- space cannabis
1:18:37:
- back to the video
- parrots what's said in the video
1:44:00:
- the lion King is systematic racism
- back to the video
- parrots what's said in the video
2:06:00:
- reads texts
- troll rant
- shills merch
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WaterEater said:
Cobes' rants on gender roles/double standards are getting fucking unbearable. I've only been following him since he got evicted. Has he been talking about this crap his entire time on YT, or is this a recent thing?

Update: Just found out he hates trans people lol
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It seems like 2 years ago youtube started suggesting him shitty feminist / MGTOW / Reply drama videos and he got sucked into the incel algorithm. I always wondered "Who watches this crap?" Well here is your answer.

Taco Bell Freestyle TWU. His rapping is actually kinda funny and infinitely better than his singing. I'm pretty sure he got every single Tacobell ingredient on those fries.
 
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To Sender Return said:
The last 50 minutes of it was saved.

https://youtu.be/cE1IqgXlqz0
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Know how in Aveneger's Endgame when Captain America grabs Thor's hammer and the entire audience soys?

That's how I reacted when after 45 minutes of screaming and agony, he reaches down and reveals he had an entire untouched fucking pizza a foot away the entire time.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Know how in Aveneger's Endgame when Captain America grabs Thor's hammer and the entire audience soys?

That's how I reacted when after 45 minutes of screaming and agony, he reaches down and reveals he had an entire untouched fucking pizza a foot away the entire time.
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That's the real cobra magic. Funny how he was so much less angry about losing all of his vocal layers for his album than he was over the pizza
 
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I saw this facetime video pop up on the subreddit and wanted to share. Someone in the comments said it's likely from January 16 given the shirt and background similarities to the January 16 "chillin" video. The purpose of the call is for one of Josh's livestream mods, Homeboy Robbie, to walk Josh through how to use streamlabs. Robbie first talks to Josh about being responsible with the income and not fucking this all up, to which Josh sits with crossed arms and mumbles "uh huh" occasionally, obviously hating all of this big boy stuff.
Thanks to @Ellesse_warrior for all of your work!
 
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Coin Ops said:
I saw this pop up on the subreddit and wanted to share. It's a facetime between Josh and Homeboy Robbie. Someone in the comments said it's likely from January 16 given the shirt and background similarities to the January 16 "chillin" video.
Thanks to @Ellesse_warrior for all of your work!
I have the facetime video downloaded but can't get it to upload yet. I'll add the archived video as soon as I figure out what's up.
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The video is over 100mb so that's why it won't upload. https://www.ps2pdf.com/compress-mp4 that's how I compress them, just upload and re-download after it compresses.

I don't think Robbie is being manipulative but I can see why people would think he is just from that video.

This video is so weird, he just went live for 2 minutes to rant about incels and shill tactical soap/


Josh watches a four year old TedTalk video called Meeting the Enemy = a feminist comes to terms with the mens rights movement by Cassie Jay |
1:40 Bill Barr reference - oh jeeze |
2:40 donate to his paypal if you want to see him drink on valentines day |
3:50 women will argue about anything |
10:50 men who support womens rights get called simps |
20:30 starts the video but pauses every few seconds |
45:40 men getting falsely accused of raped doesn't happen to women |
46:30 Josh calls women lying about rape are fat slags |
1:38:00 Josh is single because of society and gender relations |
1:48:29 Josh plays a custom Linkin Park song he made and sings along |
1:58:30 Satanic 11 rules of the earth |
2:06:10 someone tells him to stop talking shit about trolls and he says fuck you |
2:08:20 Josh gets a shoutout from a Scottish fan and says he would eat haggis |
2:11:20 churches not paying tax and religion |
2:13:55 Josh plays music and goes for a shit |
2:19:30 Josh watches a ghost video on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQxCl94ahJU | 2:22:40 #respect the dead | 2:32:20 Josh gets a picture text to him of a big black dick |
3:49:50 pamper yourself for valentines day |
3:52:50 Josh gets called a thief for watching peoples videos |
3:59:17 Josh watches a video from Mythical kitchen about making a pizza and just ends the stream

He's live now:
 
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Who the fuck is homeboy robbie? Why do people feel the need to insert themselves into Cobe's life? Like that Bloated Keke autist and that random woman who is always sending him shit. Can we not just observe the trainwreck that is Cobe's life?! Please for the love of God stop trying to influence him and let him live his shitty life so we can watch it crumble.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
The video is over 100mb so that's why it won't upload. https://www.ps2pdf.com/compress-mp4 that's how I compress them, just upload and re-download after it compresses.

I don't think Robbie is being manipulative but I can see why people would think he is just from that video.
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Thank you! And I agree, I think this guy is just trying to give Josh some frank advice in this video. He'll be labeled a troll at some point, like all who try to help our good smelling gothic bad boy.
 
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I saw this facetime video pop up on the subreddit and wanted to share. Someone in the comments said it's likely from January 16 given the shirt and background similarities to the January 16 "chillin" video. The purpose of the call is for one of Josh's livestream mods, Homeboy Robbie, to walk Josh through how to use streamlabs. Robbie first talks to Josh about being responsible with the income and not fucking this all up, to which Josh sits with crossed arms and mumbles "uh huh" occasionally, obviously hating all of this big boy stuff.
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Thanks to @Ellesse_warrior for all of your work!
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Who the fuck is homeboy robbie? Why do people feel the need to insert themselves into Cobe's life? Like that Bloated Keke autist and that random woman who is always sending him shit. Can we not just observe the trainwreck that is Cobe's life?! Please for the love of God stop trying to influence him and let him live his shitty life so we can watch it crumble.
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The Delray Misfit retards have been apparently trying to muscle their way more and more into the Cobraverse. Unfortunately I expect to see the trend of no-names trying to name themselves cast members of The Boglin Show going forward.
 
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