Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

Here's the video of today's surprise pizza delivery/stream deletion incident. Someone posted it on the subreddit but it got deleted pretty quickly. I downloaded a copy, but it's not uploading to the site properly for some reason. I'll upload it somewhere else if this copy disappears.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's the video of today's surprise pizza delivery/stream deletion incident. Someone posted it on the subreddit but it got deleted pretty quickly. I downloaded a copy, but it's not uploading to the site properly for some reason. I'll upload it somewhere else if this copy disappears.

I got you fam

 

[nirinium]

SeizureRobot 5000 is live with Leeann Michelle and Bitesized Cobra Videos. His streams are always a treat.

For sure, donated to the cause!

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

I'm wondering how anybody would know what apartment number is his. I definitely felt bad for him listening to all those stressed out sighs and anxious exhales. He definitely did not seem cool with it. Understandable consdiering he was swatted at his last place.

 

['Ol Stinky]

I'm wondering how anybody would know what apartment number is his. I definitely felt bad for him listening to all those stressed out sighs and anxious exhales. He definitely did not seem cool with it. Understandable considering he was swatted at his last place.

Maybe you're reading too far into it. Don't forget all the shitty things Josh has done. Besides, I feel like he wasn't worried about getting swatted again, he was worried about losing ANOTHER home "because of troles." and their antics. By the looks of him smoking gigantic stogies and playing screeches out of his mac monitors ad nauseum he's already well on his way to moving back in with Daddy Clint

 

[Dick Pooman]

I'm wondering how anybody would know what apartment number is his. I definitely felt bad for him listening to all those stressed out sighs and anxious exhales. He definitely did not seem cool with it. Understandable consdiering he was swatted at his last place.

Most of his major fuck-ups lately have come from him accidentally broadcasting and leaking shit on Discord. That's my guess as to where it came from. Cobra seems adamant that the only way the address could have been leaked is if one of the homeboys leaked it themselves.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Do they still have people on his facebook watching what he does? He seems stupid enough to know full well he "has trolls and bots on there" and proceed to say something anyway. He inadvertently gave away one of his "dates" doing that years back.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Most of his major fuck-ups lately have come from him accidentally broadcasting and leaking shit on Discord. That's my guess as to where it came from. Cobra seems adamant that the only way the address could have been leaked is if one of the homeboys leaked it themselves.

That doesn't surprise me since the discord is a hive of scum. You can't go five minutes without seeing Cobra's dick. We are in the middle of one of the dryest spells as far as entertaining content due in large part to the discord sequestering Josh away and influencing him to do dumb shit.

I know for a fact that the discord freaks influenced him to start an only fans to troll him

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Lenin Lime posted an edit of the pizza delivery too.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS - Mystery Pizza Delivery and Technological Difficulties

Yesterday's streams:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE video responce

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Spoiler: BCV SUMMARY

Josh is in the dark really late and wishes everyone a happy Valentines Day |
1:10 Josh feels bad for people who have partners |
1:30 vday is a cunt squirting contest for women |
3:00 vday colours are pink and red, pink like her pussy and red like her lipstick |
3:50 teddy bear merch plug |
4:50 female empowerment shirt plug |
6:00 feminism destroyed womens rights |
10:00 Josh hasn't even finished the first song off his Love and Vanity album |
11:20 women can bitch about their dryspell but men cant |
14:20 Josh is glad he has access to clean drinking water |
17:00 Josh says he wants to be semi-sexual but when the goth chick falls in his lap then it's over |
18:30 the perfect bath for vday |
23:34 Josh was mad at Terrance Pop for saying only creepy men by sex dolls |
24:00 men sex dolls for women never get tired or cum on their face and hair |
27:13 if he's still single by he's 34, he would consider getting a full sized sex doll |
28:00 turning 30 next month | 29:33 doesn't need to poop but thanks for being concerned |
29:50 men get fed up with spending money on real women so they get a sex doll |
30:24 women can make fun of mens dick size but you cant make fun of their tit size |
31:35 Josh scratched his face too hard and is bleeding |
32:20 hair doesn't make the man, he's a bad ass that tells it as it is |
33:23 cunt squirting contest |
34:38 Josh would jack off to Charubate until the end of his life and save up for a sex doll |
36:00 doesn't want to buy a prostitute because it's illegal and she may have an STI |
39:00 GTA5 | 40:55 why buy a sex doll when you could buy a Model T car to work on |
43:00 winning the lottery and buying a Model T | 44:39 wants to buy Darfliny b a sword for his birthday |
47:00 never thought he would have gotten a girlfriend and cheating on Stephanie (forgive himself) |
48:33 fucking Stephanie for the first time |
51:00 Josh tried adding Stephanie on Facebook but she's not there anymore, may have deleted her account |
52:20 dryspell is karma for cheating on Stephanie |
54:30 not even the real Bernie Sanders - banned |
55:20 would make wands but it's cold outside |
56:42 chi ball | 59:11 love magic is complicated |
1:01:13 quit giving a fuck about his hair thinning on top - his dad is badass and he's bald |
1:02:30 wont shave his head because he loves having Ozzy hair |
1:04:10 tampons that have CBD and someone stole it |
1:09:10 has good ideas but doesn't want anymore being stolen |
1:10:10 bought his first pipe a Dr Grabo pipe from Walgreens but lost it when it fell out his pocket |
1:13:00 bans someone for saying he's ranting about Ellen |
1:17:00 jealous trolls |

He's definitely mentioned this toy idea of his before but I can't find the stream ITT to see if he actually went into detail of what it was. Anyone remember when he mentioned it previously?

Seizure Robot's stream was 7 hours long WTF??

Spoiler: ARCHIVE GKC VALENTINE'S DAY EVE STREAM

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Yeah hold on a second let me spend seven hours watching a stream full of completely random dudes that have nothing to do with Cobra. Is that not absolutely insane?! A seven hour stream talking about a guy with aspergers from rural America. Are these people chasing clout?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Yeah hold on a second let me spend seven hours watching a stream full of completely random dudes that have nothing to do with Cobra. Is that not absolutely insane?! A seven hour stream talking about a guy with aspergers from rural America. Are these people chasing clout?

I like them, the Snake Bites podcast is good for a laugh. Not sure I'll watch all of this, but I generally dig what they do. They're not A-Logs, at least.

 

[January Cyst]

Like any lolcow, Cobes is his own worst troll.
For from what I remember, there were immediately pictures of Josh and his homedad unloading the cobra lair into the new department, so all that someone needed to do is to walk by the mailboxes and look for his name.
He's also known to give out personal info to trolls on facebook posing as of-age girls.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

I like them, the Snake Bites podcast is good for a laugh. Not sure I'll watch all of this, but I generally dig what they do. They're not A-Logs, at least.

I'll take your word and check some of it out!

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Cobra made a Funny V Day Bear that I hope all of you got for your of-age gothic gfs today.


Only $25 dollars, youtube!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Cobra made a Funny V Day Bear that I hope all of you got for your of-age gothic gfs today.
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Only $25 dollars, youtube!

I hope he bought one for Chantal. She is possibly the only of age woman who would enjoy such a gift.

The poop emoji on the back is a nice touch though

 

[Coin Ops]

Late night / early Valentine's Day video. Starts off trying to finish the Jack n' Monster he poured earlier. Retching and gagging ensues as he tries to drink what he calls "an acquired taste" before setting it aside to chug water. He commits to do another video later today.

Cobra made a Funny V Day Bear that I hope all of you got for your of-age gothic gfs today.
View attachment 1919879
Only $25 dollars, youtube!

Complete with a spelling mistake. TWU.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Complete with a spelling mistake. TWU.

This is how you know its legitimate King Cobra JFS merchandise

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Absolute banger from the new youtube account I Smell Walnuts
Do The Poot Poot!

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fISuFHJ0L28

first five seconds of this vid is someone driving by with homedad Clint and The Bad Boy Himself unloading the Uhaul truck. This info has been known. The fact cobes has ppl rolling up on him is fucked man. Cobes is gonna break out the double barrel on these foolz.

Edit: got hit with the late slap. Im high toobz , fuck the haters.

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fISuFHJ0L28

first five seconds of this vid is someone driving by with homedad Clint and The Bad Boy Himself unloading the Uhaul truck. This info has been known. The fact cobes has ppl rolling up on him is fucked man. Cobes is gonna break out the double barrel on these foolz.

Edit: got hit with the late slap. Im high toobz , fuck the haters.

That is the creepy video someone took of Cobes and his dad loading the uhaul at his old place. You can tell by the color of the awnings this is the previous Cobra den!