Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Yeah the stream was dreadful until he spilled his drink and had an autistic freakout. People mostly just show up to interact with chat and hope Cobes fucks something up. His actual attempt at content is horrendous.
Yeah but it's always been that way. Even before frying his brain outright, most "Night video" and "Chillin" streams were more or less the same thing, maybe switch up Mens Right's shit with just fellating a stogie in silence. Shit like spilling his drink and screaming like he's being beaten as a result has anyways been the actual content.
 
Why is his face scabby?
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It's showing up fir me now on his channel but wasn't earlier. It won't let me download it either. Definitely something unusual with this video. Usually I can just download it as soon as the stream ends, screen recording the playback just in case now. There's no chat on the playback either
That's weird. I just tried downloading it and it worked. You using Youtube-DLG? I can also see chat in the playback on my end.
 
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That's weird. I just tried downloading it and it worked. You using Youtube-DLG? I can also see chat in the playback on my end.
Yeah using YouTube-DLG only gave me the option to download without sound. Never happens with Kobes streams
 
Yeah but it's always been that way. Even before frying his brain outright, most "Night video" and "Chillin" streams were more or less the same thing, maybe switch up Mens Right's shit with just fellating a stogie in silence. Shit like spilling his drink and screaming like he's being beaten as a result has anyways been the actual content.
How did he fry his brains? Didn't he used to ramble on about women having it rougher than men?

What do you do when you have alcohol spilled every where? Make an open flame! What could possibly go wrong Cobes?
 
So I guess these people are still trying to get the old O&A subreddit Cameo "trolling" to become a thing. Apparently forgetting that the entire joke of these was to get the celeb to say inside jokes and unintentionally say degrading shit to the recipient. Someone just pissed away actual money so an e-celeb would say nice things to Jord. EPIC TROLLED! XD

 
He doesn't understand that his idea of "entertaining the people" is tripe and if he just interacted with chat he would be way more entertaining and get more viewers
The issue is that most of his fans are just as retarded as he is! The chat is spammed with people being pointlessly hostile in an unfunny way. The reason he always goes to the Discord is that people there put up a facade of actually being well-meaning so he goes there and talks to them all the time.

Why would he pay attention to the chat if two of every three messages are something along the lines of "gross teeth jorf" or some low-effort bullshit?
 
The issue is that most of his fans are just as retarded as he is! The chat is spammed with people being pointlessly hostile in an unfunny way. The reason he always goes to the Discord is that people there put up a facade of actually being well-meaning so he goes there and talks to them all the time.
Would the bigger issue not be that he is now largely incapable of reading chat? He's soused and on god knows what else almost every stream. Even if he could, he would just block people for "not being the real Bernie Saunders." Has he ever reacted positively to anything someone said in chat that was constructive or tried to be helpful? Does he not just call the people trying to 'help' him trolls? Josh created this environment for himself, and if he can't / won't read chat (unless sydney watson is there) why does it even matter?

There is absolutely nothing positive or 'well meaning' to say about josh at this point and that is why chat is spammed with 'hostility', ie: memes and calling a retarded person a retarded person. So what if people aren't kissing his dirty ass? I honestly think it's just as manipulative, if not more, to try to talk up someone who is almost universally viewed as a disgusting human. What do you have to gain from being in the discord apart from laughing at josh more? Would he ever take anyone's advice there to heart or is he just going to listen to other retards telling him he'll end his dry spell for sure?

But hey, maybe it will cheer him up if someone throws another pizza into his enclosure.
 
Would the bigger issue not be that he is now largely incapable of reading chat? He's soused and on god knows what else almost every stream. Even if he could, he would just block people for "not being the real Bernie Saunders." Has he ever reacted positively to anything someone said in chat that was constructive or tried to be helpful? Does he not just call the people trying to 'help' him trolls? Josh created this environment for himself, and if he can't / won't read chat (unless sydney watson is there) why does it even matter?

There is absolutely nothing positive or 'well meaning' to say about josh at this point and that is why chat is spammed with 'hostility', ie: memes and calling a retarded person a retarded person. So what if people aren't kissing his dirty ass? I honestly think it's just as manipulative, if not more, to try to talk up someone who is almost universally viewed as a disgusting human. What do you have to gain from being in the discord apart from laughing at josh more? Would he ever take anyone's advice there to heart or is he just going to listen to other retards telling him he'll end his dry spell for sure?

But hey, maybe it will cheer him up if someone throws another pizza into his enclosure.
What has he done to you? Did he stalk your GF in highschool or something? Maybe he cast a spell of destruction on you and that's why you seem so pissed for no reason.
 
What has he done to you? Did he stalk your GF in highschool or something? Maybe he cast a spell of destruction on you and that's why you seem so pissed for no reason.
no, he dissected the sex dolls that i sent him and i have been on the path of vengeance ever since. he has probably cast numerous destruction spells on me but none of them can break through my dark magic shield.

beyond my legitimate grievances with the dark lord i just struggle to comprehend why anyone would support him financially or coddle him emotionally. if it's to further his delusions for more schizotypal cow content, than why act is if you're better than the people who tell it to him like it is? and if anyone actually actively likes josh as a person i really have no idea what to say other than
his fans are just as retarded as he is
 
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