Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He's drinking. He's had a few but not too many. Just enough to make his ramblings funnier than usual.

10:45 "I'd sacrifice my dry spell to improve gender relations." ???

11:50 "Gonna grab me a Marlboro Red 100." Teespring money coming in nicely, toobz.

14:50 "Could you imagine the conversation that George Floyd and Rush Limbaugh are having on the other side right now?"

20:15 "One person texted me, they said and I quote 'King Cobra, your gender relations have helped me better understand women and get back into the dating scene. I see that you're sacrificing your dry spell to improve gender relations and that's pretty noble. Just want to say keep doing what you're doing.'

20:45 Josh explains... sacrifice: "Sacrificing your own dating scene to improve the dating scene of everyone else...you know, it's a lonely road and it takes forever because there's so much built up tension among the sexes. And speaking of Rush Limbaugh..."

22:25 Door Dash calls

24:05 A troll in fan's clothing calls and they have an uneventful conversation.

25:35 Door Dash arrives. Someone sent a bunch of McDonald's and then texted Josh to challenge him to eat it all. The challenge: 40 spicy mcnuggets, a double bacon quarter pounder with cheese, a large fry, a large coke, and a large shamrock shake. He eats some of everything in a gross spectacle for the entire second half of the video. Fortunately, he only has one light in the background on, so he's mostly in darkness.
 
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Did anyone else not realize Talon "Beatboxin'" Johnson was a Darf cousin, or am I just really really slow on the draw?

(also Kobes has a wiki)
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Between Warlord knocking up another one of his cousins it seems like Casper is like Six Degrees of Darflny.
Wanna know something better? Stephanie, who got pounded raw in her ass, was pounded raw in her ass by Damien. The same Damien who is father of Talon.
 
Casper seems like such a desolate shithole. I knew somebody from Wyoming and they basically said a lot of the small towns were filled with meth-adled retards.
Wanna know something better? Stephanie, who got pounded raw in her ass, was pounded raw in her ass by Damien. The same Damien who is father of Talon.
The phrase "pounded raw in her ass" is making me laugh soo fucking hard. Also how are you privy to this information?
 
Casper seems like such a desolate shithole. I knew somebody from Wyoming and they basically said a lot of the small towns were filled with meth-adled retards.

The phrase "pounded raw in her ass" is making me laugh soo fucking hard. Also how are you privy to this information?
I've been watching for about 7 or so years, when the Stephanie saga was going on and it was ended there were little jabs at Damion (fucking retard casper spelling) when the saga was ending, about him ruining her vagina and ass because damion had a massive penis according to josh. Anyway it came out in a darf featured cobra stream that darf was related to damion in some way.

Darf I believe though I can't confirm also knew Stephanie, or something bitesize had mentioned. Darf is the casper glue in the josh universe.
 
Aw he shaved and now his face scab is so much more obvious
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Did he ever really upload a GTA gameplay stream? I was looking forward to seeing his mac pointed at the TV lmao
 
Did anyone record the stream he just deleted? I didn't get a chance
Is it either of the two I just now posted above, or was there a third stream?
Did he ever really upload a GTA gameplay stream? I was looking forward to seeing his mac pointed at the TV lmao
I haven't seen it yet. I'm a little giddy at how bad it's going to look with him pointing his web cam at a tv screen across the room.
 
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Is it either of the two I just now posted above, or was there a third stream?

I haven't seen it yet. I'm a little giddy at how bad it's going to look with him pointing his web cam at a tv screen across the room.
Yep I seen where you archived it, thank you for that! I'm not seeing any GTA video on his channel ATM.
 
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I haven't caught up yet but here's archives of the last two streams from yesterday:
00:30 turns his volume up on his TV to 34 |
1:00 Josh's PSN username is KingCobra420666 |
3:55 hits of tobacco for good luck |
5:00 show's off his character and turns his tv |
6:00 shows off his hot rod |
8:30 gives a shoutout to people joining his clocktower of terror game |
34:00 LOSER |
44:40 robs a store |
50:51 Josh gets offended by a character in game telling him to take his tampon out - that's not funny man |
56:30 Josh's PS3 crashes |
1:00:00 his phone is blowing up from trolls |
1:37 Josh pretends to be physically sick when looking at a transgendered person called Jessica Yaniv |
3:00 explaining who this person is |
5:50 Hunter Avalone video about Jessica Yaniv |
6:50 Josh would slay so much pussy if he had tactical soap in school |
12:50 the girls in school he had a crush on were hot |
13:22 Josh calls Jessica Yaniv disgusting and she calls her a man in drag |
16:00 Jessica is so ugly, she makes shit cry |
16:29 she's not stunning and brave, she's stunning because she's disgusting |
41:12 Jessica is ugly and disgusting |
44:28 trans people are just men who cut their dick off |
50:00 Josh calls a trans person's vagina a mutilated pussy |
 
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