Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ol Stinky]

"Cyst gendered"

I wonder if Josh would ever troon out.

I think "if she got the realignment surgery" was my favorite quote. should be added to random.txt

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

This wiki they made for him is pretty cool but how they're going about filling it out is weird, weird tertiary characters I've barely heard of have full write-ups, and Darf and Scraper Steve have nothing.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Its Rootbeer Float night baby!!

 

[Coin Ops]

Its Rootbeer Float night baby!!

He's using a fork to eat it.

 

[Dick Pooman]

He's using a fork to eat it.

He used a fork the last time, too.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Streams from yesterday:
Kobes talking shit about Yaniv is everything.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: BCV SUMMARY

00:40 was at a friend's house getting something he dropped at their apart |
1:30 you better not go live |
2:42 seen Ozzy twice, once in Fargo North Dakota and then at Denver |
5:10 patreon |
9:10 all these better not comments will get you banned |
9:50 Tony Iomi |
10:25 happy birthday Homeboy Scotty |
13:36 made hundreds of dollars making videos for youtube |
14:10 wont turn on streamlabs and questions PunKrock's loyalty |
15:10 banning people in chat |
15:40 people just want TTS on to make fun of him - doesn't need streamlabs that badly |
18:30 Josh gets sent a titty picture |
20:21 gets told that the tity picture was of a 16 year old girl and gets mad |
23:50 would kill chomos and rapists |
25:00 a fan calls Josh and asks him to play more video games |
27:55 calls someone dick lick

LOL dum dum chased a bunch of turkeys onto the road

Spoiler: ARCHIVE turkey video

Kobes is the only person I know of that gets wasted on desserts. Talking about white slavery during black history month is not the move. Plz stop. I enjoyed his Kobes Rogan bit about DMT about 2:30:00. He should talk about more stuff like that than his usual incel gender relations stuff.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE night video

Spoiler: BCV SUMMARY

1:20 one of his friends bought him some root beer and ice-cream to make some rootbeer floats |
4:30 the more famous he gets, the more jealous the trolls get |
11:25 use your dick to mix the rootbeer float - you better drink it all boy! |
12:20 poot poot voice mail |
14:30 more shirt sales |
16:00 hanging out with his friends before - has a life outside of youtube |
17:50 it's not a pussy drink, suck your moms dick |
22:50 four genders |
27:20 men are chopping their dicks off and getting fake tits and calling themselves women |
44:47 Terrance Pop video |
52:40 watches a mgtow boomer incel video |
54:30 Josh is cooking a frozen pizza |
1:07:44 Josh sees the GTA5 chair meme from the subreddit and talks about his fans going on the subreddit to troll |
1:09:11 more about the GTA5 chair meme |
1:10:22 doesn't need to do anything, trolls will get karma eventually |
1:19:00 Scottish and Irish being made slaves | watching the terrance pop mgtow livestream and gender relations |
1:59:00 your daughter having her first period scenario | 2:34:30 Josh forgets Tony Iomi's name | More gender rants and watching the livestream

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

MGTOW Cobes is a bummer. If he could be convinced to go bully more wildlife however...

 

[William S. Sessions]

the only way gender talk cobes could be more boring would be if he had a car to record himself in. road turkeys, however, are solid midwestern entertainment

 

[Dick Pooman]

The fellas over on the subreddit have pointed out that Cobes is working on a new worn shirt streak. He's worn the same Ozzy shirt for over a week now. There's still a ways to go to break the all-time record of 26 days.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

The fellas over on the subreddit have pointed out that Cobes is working on a new worn shirt streak. He's worn the same Ozzy shirt for over a week now. There's still a ways to go to break the all-time record of 26 days.

He's got nowhere to be and nobody coming over to dress up for. I think he can not only pull it off, but double it.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

LOL dum dum chased a bunch of turkeys onto the road

Spoiler: ARCHIVE turkey video

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[I.B. Niggin]

any more freestyles?

I think he could be more of a cultural icon than Joy Davidson if he keeps it up.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Troll Slaying is now in session.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Chillin stream from yesterday

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: BCV SUMMARY

0:50 shoutout to everyone buying shirts |
2:10 Josh isn't a cyber goth and says he has the nickname the 'the Casper Ozzy Osbourne' |
3:53 identifies as a white male straight for of age pussy |
4:05 Josh gets a call from a cab company |
5:15 better not read chat boy |
5:40 born with Asperger's, ADHD and bipolar depression |
6:49 poot poot poot! |
7:50 a lot of people are on his side, pissed off with his trolls so consider yourself warned |
14:20 people keep posting poot and Josh gets annoyed they are stealing his joke |
15:00 you better not dance around in your green cock holster |
18:19 Josh gets a fake text from someone pretending to be Punkrock calling him a bitch |
19:38 gets a call from a girl thanking Josh for modding spooky girl |
20:30 gets a text from someone saying that Punrock was quoting someone |
21:00 a fan calls to say fuck the trolls and says fuck bitesize |
21:20 people are doxing Josh's number in the chat |
24:15 gets jebatted by someone pretending to be a girl then gets called a faggot |
25:00 cant read messages because trolls keep calling him |
31:40 getting spammed and deletes messages |
31:55 boy you better not... call | 35:10 delete delete |
37:00 Josh re-mods PunKrock |
38:15 someone calls and says they are fucking their dog |
40:20 fuck courtney neidt message from a troll | 40:50 gets a call from a cab outside

Edit:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Video Respomse

Spoiler: BCV SUMMARY

Josh has been seeing a lot of articles making fun of him with the GTA5 chair meme from the subreddit |
1:50 people have been texting him asking if he got arrested |
7:00 men being able to stand pissing is male privilege - women getting poison ivy on their pussy |
11:40 Terrance Pop video and merch plug |
18:30 Josh eats chips and watches the TP video |
20:20 Scottish and Irish slaves | Made up scenarios and watching the Terrance Pop video

Unsurprisingly Kobes is worse at race relations than gender relations. Kamala Harris is a different type of coloured made me LOL though

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Stolen from reddit, too funny not to share

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[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Stolen from reddit, too funny not to share
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I didn't like it until he "slide", then lol'd

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Ive been in a cobraverse cooking video rabbit hole all morning. I cant lie , I would totally love if cobes would dedicate one day a week to cooking vids. Its fun watching him cook.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Ive been in a cobraverse cooking video rabbit hole all morning. I cant lie , I would totally love if cobes would dedicate one day a week to cooking vids. Its fun watching him cook.

Kobes' cooking streams were the first ones I watched when I started watching him. I'd love if he did them more often

 

[Dick Pooman]

Ive been in a cobraverse cooking video rabbit hole all morning. I cant lie , I would totally love if cobes would dedicate one day a week to cooking vids. Its fun watching him cook.

Hopefully he gets a new phone so his audio isn't all fucked up. If you haven't already, you should check out "Should I Series." He's a chef that re-creates food that various lolcows have made. He's done four or five of Cobra's recipes.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Hopefully he gets a new phone so his audio isn't all fucked up. If you haven't already, you should check out "Should I Series." He's a chef that re-creates food that various lolcows have made. He's done four or five of Cobra's recipes.

No, Ive never seen his stuff before. This is awesome lol
This is giving me inspiration to try out his pie lol I already throw tonys on my burger ever since Ive seen the dark lord approve of it.