Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Some nice BINGO for the streams
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Mr Sister said:
He tries to act inclusive to trans people, but it is very clear that he doesn't like them one bit
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Even a regarded boglim clock is based twice a day.
 
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Streams from yesterday:
0:20 Josh starts carving a wand |
1:30 won't say when, but is getting a PO box set up soon |
6:20 Josh says he's getting a PO Box set up and is making wands now, ready to be sold |
22:00 Josh starts vacuuming his floor |
24:30 Josh sands his wand |
25:50 Josh snaps the wand he just trimmed and sanded and gets another one |
49:50 moves his chair back in front of his desk |
55:45 Josh gets a call and someone screams down the phone |
28:20 Josh claims the subreddit is under investigation and the people involved will be arrested |
59:30 gets told by chat to check out the subreddit |
1:00:00 banning people saying "you better not..." |
1:02:50 the trolls wish they had his fame | 1:06:40 rant about systematic racism |
1:20:00 getting a po box soon and working on wands so stay tuned
Josh is drunk and has been working on wands |
2:48 starts playing the new song he's working on |
6:30 trolls need mental help |
9:00 people tell him to get a job, he has a job - wand talk |
20:50 sold two shirts and $6 |
23:50 Josh watches a video about snakes |
25:00 lazy drunk rap | 28:00 you better not make wands boy |
29:00 troll texts |
30:50 the trolls don't have the supporters he has |



Stream from today:
Josh is making wands and asks his fans if they want to see a wand with a used shotgun shell on the end |
1:10 shows the shotgun wand handle |
3:20 has to spray paint outside |
4:00 getting a PO Box here soon |
5:30 satanic rules of the earth, check out this wand |
10:25 cant list wands until he gets a po box |
10:50 working on new song |
11:36 you eat your boogers bitch phone call |
12:00 Josh took a ouija board to cemetery and fucks with demons, he isn't scared of trolls |
12:30 zu zu! |
13:13 fucking with trolls by ignoring calls |
15:10 hello? stalker vibes - evil laugh | 1
5:40 eating your boogers call |
16:28 jebaited by a troll and gets called a chilled lover and says he eats boogers |
17:20 a guy calls and says his dad killed a homeless person |
18:20 Josh says he has the courage to tell embarrassing stories - the trolls smoke poop logs |
19:36 vocal layering |
He's live now again:
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Wand whittling streams are super cosy
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I know! I want more of this kind of content. At this point if it is a responce video I instantly turn that shit off. It is so fucking boring AND it is unbearable listening to fucking Terrence Popp. I am shocked anyone can listen to that sad divorced dude with a few extra pounds on his paunch and think they should look to him for advice about women.
The whole archetype of the super bitter, jilted guy who CLEARLY has issues with women is depressing.
KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Cobes is a Whittlin' Man

also jesus christ that "inner circle" meet-up stream there looks exactly how I expect it to.
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That singer's voice sounds like Weird Al a little bit!
I can picture Cobes peacefully whittlin' away rocking on an old rocking chair on a delapitated porch in Apalacia while his teeth rot out. Also: Duude it is insane. The tubby guy seemed like he was absolutely tweaking on something. I mean, I am not a fan of the incessant trolling and shitting on Josh that happens but the othr end of the spectrum (lol) is this Courtney woman. I can only wonder what her motivations are
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:
Josh has been working on his wands |
2:00 shows his first painted wand at his new apartment |
3:46 Josh is carving wands at his workbench |
6:10 carving wands at his computer desk |
7:00 if you buy one of his wands and snap it, it will curse your life |
15:55 Josh's wand business is almost 3 years old, the trolls are jealous he has a business |
17:11 Josh hates sick fucks more than his trolls |
22:16 a circle of protection for the world against COVID-19 variants |
23:50 sanding wand | 45:27 Josh ties the handle on his wand with his teeth |
54:50 Josh doesn't understand how vaccines work and says some dumb things about supporting anti-vaxers as well as vaxers |
1:00:40 freestyle rapping |
1:07:10 youtube comments are back on but approval only |
1:10:00 talkin about weed laced Doritos | 1:11:55 vaccinating doesn't cause autism
Been working on wands |
1:10 likes hanging out with friends but has to focus on making wands |
1:49 plugging paypal |
9:50 Josh starts watching a Terrance Popp livestream on Youtube |
1:04:22 guitar |
1:15:55 someone knocks on Josh's door and he ends the stream
Josh resumes the Terrance Popp livestream and talks about gender relations |
3:09 Josh goes into his kitchen and a plastic bag can be heard |
35:22 Josh drops wood lacquer on the floor and rubs it into his carpet with his foot |
1:09:50 Josh goes for a shit and plays music |
1:16:46 shoutout to his patreon subscribers |
1:20:30 freestlye rapping |
1:25:00 chi balls |
1:32:50 back to Terrance Popp livestream |
1:42:00 josh starts watching a bikini try on haul youtuber and starts pulling faces |
2:17:40 Josh butter shames is a new meme |
2:19:20 Josh demods a fake Dana account |
2:20:50 Josh says people pretend to people to get modded |
2:30:35 Josh is basically sacrificing his drypsell to improve gender relations |
Hmm Chilling not chillin. Interesting.

Josh starts the video and tells people to stop sending him food because it's causing problems |
1:40 trolls are made comments are turned off |
3:00 shoutout to Homeboy Robbie |
8:20 vocal layering for a new song |

Plus his video response from earlier today.

Josh is celebrating that the vegan teacher got cancelled from TikTok |
2:20 may set up TikTok because he's popular on there |
4:30 Isaac Butterfield video starts |
7:00 doing trolls a favour by banning them |
9:00 wands |
14:30 Josh laughs at the vegan's teacher being Dickmire |
21:10 someone calls and says something about jews | Josh rants about veganism, plays guitar and watches the video |
51:00 Josh watches a video on how to play a Slayer riff and tries to play guitar |
1:01:20 Back to the Future reference |
1:12:35 Josh doesn't have to check the subreddit, he ignores the page |
I don't support the unnecessary ukulele hate in this last one :mad: I do support him throwing shade at Yaniv though and his shotgun shell wand is pretty snazzy.
 
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