Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's his videos from yesterday:
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Shout out to Ryan for sending him tobacco and a cigar. New goblet. Drinking Jack Daniels and mango Pepsi. TMDWU
1:45:
Artificial sweetener is bad for you.
2:36:
Check out his new goblet. Thanks for the support he's gotten the last couple of days. TWU
4:20:
Got some shooters in the fridge TWU. Kobes had a good birthday and he bought a power ball ticket.
5:45:
Ignoring the trolls pisses them off. He's going to keep ignoring them. Fuck the trolls. Has to re film this video because he blew his nose and had snot in his moustache.
8:00:
Reading texts. Talking about the text he made a video about the previous day.
12:34:
Rant about TikTok allowing people like Bugs fitness on their platform.
13:28:
Shoutout to Deathbed Tapes. Kobes trolls are jealous of him and his achievements. Getting bullied in school prepared him for dealing with online bullying.
15:30:
Kobes has achieved a lot despite his autism. Has his own wand business shills tactical soap. He's noticed women around town are responding more positively to him. Cyberbullying rant.
20:00:
Reads a fan text. Kobes Appreciates all the birthday wishes. The trolls are jealous kobes has so many people who care about him. Trolls could be making their own content on their own YouTube channels and getting their own supporters. Imaginary scenario of trolls realising they've wasted their lives obsessing over kobes.
24:00:
Kobes is willing to be the guinea pig who ends cyberbullying. Troll rant.
25:19:
Spent all day drinking, opening up fan mail and making YouTube videos. Pretty much what he does everyday. Check out his new goblet. Demons.
27:04:
At night his shadow has demon wings. Satanism. Talks about his beliefs and powers. Kobes is stocked up on pipe tobacco and wand making supplies TMDWU.
29:57:
Likes going live but sometimes it's nice to just make a video. Talks about the money he made off his t-shirts. Mango Pepsi #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement . Bullying. Doc holiday impression
32:50:
Fuck slavery. Slave history month. White slavery rant.
34:03:
Has ingredients to make root beer floats. Stocked up on alcohol. Appreciates his fans.
35:53:
Kobes Ignores his trolls. He has people looking into them. He bought a power ball ticket. Dream house. Drinking Jack Daniels. Should call it ornery juice. Scenario of one night stands with a big fatties. Give ugly people a chance.
39:09:
Kobes 20s were awesome and his 30s will be more awesome. Kobes likes mango Pepsi. Not happy he got the zero sugar. Kobes is worried about diabetes. People are pissed off he has comments switched off on his videos. Gloats about the control he has over people. Kobes is humble about his YouTube fame.
43:44:
Talking about his drink combination. Thinks maybe people saw he liked Pepsi mango and decided to buy it and that's why there was no full sugar Pepsi mango left.
45:36:
Waiting patiently for the right of age woman. Could just buy a sex doll. Kobes and his friends are trying to make the world a better place. Talks about Bugs workouts again.
47:50:
Scenario of hitting on am Irish chick at a bar. Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Start:
Ordered taco Bell. Reads his order.
2:17:
Yuckbang
5:55:
#notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement back to yuckbang
13:43:
Sauce combination on his crunch wrap. Drinks sauce out of the packets. Has to grab a beer because its so spicy.
17:41:
Kobes feels sorry for people who get diarrhoea after eating taco Bell because taco Bell is good. Back to yuckbang
18:41:
Cross section action
19:27:
Can't say crunch wrap. Talking about the spicy sauce combination.
21:27:
Jokes
22:06:
Saves the rest of his wrap for breakfast . He doesn't have diarrhoea, he's one of the lucky ones TMDWU
Start:
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Having his first beer of the day. Black history month is not slavery month. White people being called racist rant.
2:30:
Kobes doesn't spend all day harassing celebrities he doesn't like. Trolling just makes the person more famous. You can't let it get to you man.
4:20:
Talking about the debate he did with Gothzilla on his old channel about cradle of filth. Shoes off his cradle of filth tattoo.
6:05:
Block and ignore troll texts. One thing to call him names in the comments section but harassing people where they work is over the line. Social media rant.
10:00:
Can't let the trolls get to you. Cyberbullies. Things kobes has accomplished wand store, subscribers, record label. Kobes has done more with his life than the trolls. Says he didn't feel like streaming yesterday.
12:30:
Kobes isn't the only person getting bullied online but there are people dying of cancer. More complaining about trolls.
14:08:
Kobes fridge is stocked with alcohol so he is happy. His fans sent him lots of tobacco. Checks his Teespring' analics' . Not much but its honest work.
15:59:
Talks about Deathbed Tapes.
16:44:
Reads texts
17:52:
Talking about goths. Goes into the kitchen.
18:57:
Returns with the ingredients to make his root beer floats. Makes his float.
25:10:
Cleans up
25:57:
Drinking his float. Talking about how delicious his float is. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Just having one float.
 
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Pee Wee Herman said:
Rate me late. How does Cool Taste the cat thrower relate this thread? Is he a JFS fanboy?
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Cool Taste is one of the many YouTube "stars" from Casper, WY. They have the same circle of friends, but I don't think he and Josh were ever more than friendly acquaintances. They did at least one video collab together. Cool Taste is also currently dating Warlord Campbell's slampig ex-wife/girlfriend.
 
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Umaibae said:
There’s been a few recent videos where Jord seems VERY animated, followed by a few where he’s nodding off.

I’m not on the Junkie Josh train, but something is clearly going on here.

I actually chuckled at the Facebook ad-esque shirt he was sent. Hope he wears it.
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My guess is spices/synthetic weed
 
yeah its likely just spice, or maybe kratom. but that's about as far as i would expect josh to go: the nearest sunoco. meth or opiates would be clear-as-day obvious, and with benzos, he'd pass out 2 minutes into every video.
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday. I was fairly disappointed when I saw video responce but pleasantly surprised to find out it was a stream all about farts. TWU

Short video. Making a sour apple drink combination. Broke his vacuum hoovering up a guitar string earlier. Fixed it and is very proud of himself that he managed to do that without losing his temper. He likes this drink combination. Trolls thinks it’s a game to try and make Kobes flip out. It’s not a game and he doesn’t find it funny.
Start:
The trolls haven’t won because they keep harassing him but we’re not here to talk about that. Doing a video response to a video about a twitch streamer who got banned for queefing.
2:30:
Over exaggerated knee slap laugh.
3:16:
Queefs is not disgusting, Bugs workout videos is disgusting. Kobes rips ass on camera all the time, no big deal. This is blatant sexism. Tells the story about him getting a YouTube strike on Valentine’s Day for dancing around in his cock holster on stream. Double standards.
6:48:
No one would have batted an eyelid of a guy farted on camera.
7:50:
Twitch has a lot of skanky chicks. Talks about a twitch streamer who forgot to turn off her camera and masturbated on stream. Brings up Bugs workout videos again. Twitch and TikTok are different platforms of social media. Back to the video.
11:00:
Kobes thinks it’s okay to fart on stream. He does it all the time. He’s training himself to fart on command. Talks about farting so loud his neighbours can hear.
13:23:
Rant about people being outraged by a queef when there are so many more important things wrong with society. Life is too short to get pissed off about queefing and farting. Scenario of a girl queefing in your face. Never fart in the shower because the fart fumes get caught up in the steam and it travels all over the bathroom.
17:33:
Sings about farting in the shower. If it’s okay for guys to rip ass on camera than women should be allowed to too. Women’s farts smell bad because they have to hold them in and the gas builds up. Kobes would take the blame for his of age girlfriend’s accidental public farts. Kobes can get laid, it’s just a matter of time and place.
20:55:
Kobes will one day be an old man sitting on the porch of his dream house laughing at farts. There are mass shootings in society and Twitch are outraged over a queef. Double standards. Sexist not to laugh at Amy Schumer’s queef jokes but Ron White’s fart jokes are funny. Troll texts.
24:46:
Parrots what’s said in the video. Laughing at farting out dicks.
26:26:
Parrot’s what’s said in the video.
28:18:
Parrot’s what’s said in the video. Brings up Bugs workouts again.
29:58:
Kobes doesn’t think a queef fetish is a thing so he Googles it for research purposes.
32:06:
Rant about social media banning people for stupid reasons. It’s dumb YouTube. Messes with his pooter. Society is stupid. Makes another drink.
36:56:
Talks about when he got banned from YouTube for cyberbullying. Kobes is flabbergasted by this crap YouTube. Beer is not strong enough, people suck I need some whiskey. Drinking Pepsi mango with Jack Daniels. Ends the stream with a fart.

Here's more 2016 archives and BCV summaries:
Vocal cover video 2016-03-01

Josh sings some vocal covers | 20:25 josh thinks the internet could explode if he sees his vocal cover videos |

Mountan Dew Live Wire review 2016-03-02

Josh likes mountain dew live wire and yes he would recommend it

Advertiseing my 7th album Willows of Sorrow 2016-03-03

Josh changed the name of his newest album from 'Willows of Sarrow' to 'Willows of Sorrow' after realising he spelt it wrong

Parliament Ciggarette revoew 2016-03-05

Josh was meant to work but got the day off, he's reviewing a ciggy | 5:45 nothing beats a ciggy after some pussy | 6:42 girlfriend sandwich sex joke | 7:00 Josh has an apartment inspection on the 17th soon and tells us about how his landlord walked in on him showering |

Drink combo 2016-03-06

1:55 Josh is pretty shnonkered | 2:08 Josh talks about wanting to meet Bailey but it hasn't happened yet, he talks about people saying she's not real. Josh says that Scotty is going to try contact Bailey tomorrow | 3:43 Josh lists off what he's most self-conscious about and talks about girls being into him lately | 10:56 Josh asks if you would like to see him do the Wendys t-rex burger challenge | 18:44 Bailey doesn't do social media | 23:39 if Bailey doesn't work out then it's fine, Scotty knows more girls |

Robusto cigar review 2016-03-08

Josh reviews a robusto cigar for the 50th time | 29:30 Josh isn't worried about his inspection on the 17th, Josh slipped getting out of the shower, stubbed his toe and smashed his head against the wall. He blacked out for... FOUR minutes |

How to light a cigar 2016-03-10

Josh shows you how to light a cigar... it's as exciting as you can expect

My political opionions 2016-03-10

Josh talks about Trump, Bernie Sanders, weed legalisation, the drug companies blah blah blah

Spreding awarness 2016-03-12

Josh watches part of Louis Theroux's documentary on autism. Josh rants about kids with autism | 10:30 Josh thinks now he's older, people don't notice his autism |

New drink combo coming soon 2016-03-12

Josh finds out that he may be getting paid before St Patricks day so he can drink | 0:35 Josh got called out by a girl and she said "this is the reason why you can't get a girlfriend" to Josh because he made a dumb comment about the dating scene. Josh insults her | 1:28 Josh shows his braided hair | 2:31 Josh has been told he's an attractive person | 2:43 Josh doesn't appreciate it when people argue with him |
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday. I was fairly disappointed when I saw video responce but pleasantly surprised to find out it was a stream all about farts. TWU
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Interesting enough, all seven of his videos since Thursday have been direct uploads instead of streams. I guess Cobes is trying to shake things up.
 
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Interesting enough, all seven of his videos since Thursday have been direct uploads instead of streams. I guess Cobes is trying to shake things up.
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Paypig Courtney somehow convinced him to stop going live. Controlling the narrative, I guess. Can’t get insulted with no chat and not comments (goes for her fatass, too).
 
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