Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I only like of age women, seriously, fuck chimos, I hate pedophiles.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest videos:
Short video. Thanks for ordering the autographed merch. Person who ordered the clean underwear is getting free tactical soap and the person who is getting the cleaned autographed t-shirt is getting a free wand. Might do a video response in a bit.

Start:
Says he washed the cockholster and the t-shirt before autographing them. The person who bought the cockholster is getting 2 free tactical soap. Went to Frostys to celebrate his Etsy successes with a burger. People were asking him when he's getting his Internet fixes. It's back up now. Was going to hang out with friends after but didn't. Met some people he knows at Frostys. Gave someone a bar of tactical soap to a dude at frostys. KingSoapraJFS.
5:00:
Took a shower before going to the post office. Turns the lights on. KingSoapraJFS .
Was smoking his pipe at Frostys. The service at Frostys is great. Talking about his burger.
8:20:
Didn't have money to buy hippy Jim a drink so he gave him a bar of tactical soap.
10:25:
Talking about drinking with hippy Jim and giving him tactical soap.
11:29:
Women don't have to do anything to get male attention. Shills tactical soap. Women recognised him from YouTube at Frostys. The women at frostys think he smells good. Going to do a Sydney Watson video response.
14:39:
Puts on Sydney Watson video for 2 seconds. The title of her video triggered Kobes.
16:57:
No pzazz in just watching kobes on stream with no video response. Shills his t-spring.
All the of age chicks at frostys think Kobes smells good.
18:58:
Parrots whats said in the video. Compares Ozzy mooning the audience at his concert to Cardi B's performance of wap. Kobes thinks Cardi b is hot.
21:35:
Tucker Carlson simps for Candace Owens.
Kobes simping for Cardi b. Kobes disrupts his rant with a fart. Double standards.
26:35:
Fine not to support lgbt if you keep it to yourself. Also fine to support lgbt as long as everyone is of age. Trans disabled rant.
28:15:
Kobes supports trannys to a degree. Kobes doesn't believe in trans racial people. It's ultimate black face. Muh asperghers. Wap is iconic because men have always made songs about going to the club.
33:00:
Kobes telling parents how to raise their kids.
34:15:
The female form has been overly sexualised in our society. Kobes had the hiccups for the rest of the stream. Its ridiculous youtube.
35:37:
Being creepy about Nicki Minaj, Jlo and Shakira. Simps for Cardi b. Kobes thinks Mylie Cyrus invented twerking.
39:00:
Talking about defending an ugly female friend and women wearing too much make up. Female empowerment. Both sides are right.
41:00:
Celebrities showing off cleavage on the red carpet. People talking shit about the way celebrities dress on the red carpet. Simps for JLo.
43:22:
Lgbt agenda is being pushed down our throats. Double standards. Straight white males like Kobes need to check their privilege. Gloriously twerking!
47:10:
Biden is racist for trying to ban menthol cigarettes.
48:27:
Lesbian women get more support than gay men.
50:00:
Reads lyrics for wap. Suggests Cardi b is trying to copy Bono because yeah is said a lot in wap.
51:20:
Kobes is politically in the middle. Both sides are wrong.
54:04:
Kobes explains gender equality. Piss break.
55:36:
Returns, continues explaining gender equality. Female empowerment. Double standards.
59:00:
Self objectification doesn't exist. Ugly best friend scenario again. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:01:00:
Kobes would show off his dick on OF if it would make him million dollars. Women can make that kind of money on OF. Dating = prostitution. Not all women.
1:03:10:
Creepy comment about Danielle Bregoli
1:04:50:
18 is legally an adult. Sydney Watson is maybe jealous of Danielle Bregoli. Downsides if being an Instagram/ OF model. Women with big tits have power over society. Complains about people wanting to talk about their problems then contradicts himself by saying he is always interested in listening to people's problems. He does some examples.
1:13:00:
Rant about single moms. Simp rant.
1:16:50:
Pressuring a woman to have sex when she doesn't want to is the same as pressuring a dude to get married when he doesn't want to. Wtf?
1:18:55:
Women let men get away with things if they are attractive. If your ugly, women will calm you Creepy. Kobes is gonna go wank off to x videos after this stream. Double standards - can't just grope women's breasts in public
1:22:20:
Women act skanky, slutty and as 'prerogative' as possible to peacock for men
Double standards. It's so hard being a man rant.
1:27:36:
Feminist rant
1:28:50:
Stay at home mom scenario. Men are seen as Bank accounts, soldiers to die for their country and people who can fix things.
1:31:14:
Girls shouldn't be allowed to play with dolls. No one cares about men.
1:33:40:
GI Joe sets unrealistic body standards for men. Double standards.
1:36:50:
Ugly friend scenario again
1:38:40:
Women are overly sexualised by society. Kobes is all for women being sexually liberated. Busted out pussy scenario.
1:42:22:
Chad Thundercock
1:44:00:
Double standards. Slut shaming. Kobes I tired of it YouTube.
1:45:38:
Double standards. Women not seen as Creepy for having sex toys. Unfair men get shit for having sex dolls. Talks about dildos he's watched women use on chaturbate.
1:48:00:
Talking about the Kardashians
1:49:09:
Reads definition of objectification. Men can be objectified too rant. Double standards.
1:53:00:
Looks are important. No one checks out someone's personality at a bar. Women are the gatekeepers of sex men are the key masters. Gender relations.
1:57:00:
Sexualising women in advertising . Contradicts himself that advertising isn't sexual. Sex doesn't sell for women. Sex sells for men.
2:07:25:
Most women are not straight. Kobes shows off his chest for the of age ladies. Kobes doesn't objectify models.
2:10:00:
Beauty pageant scenario. Double standards
2:11:50:
Women's magazines are filled with scantily clad men
2:13:30:
Talks about his eating disorder. Claims to be 6ft and have a 6 inch cock.
2:15:02:
Blocks trolls. Back to talking about his ED
Double standards body positivity. Complaining about how men are portrayed in shows like CSI. People don't want to have sex when they don't feel attractive.
2:24:00:
Don't have sex in high school because you will end up fat, pregnant and ugly, working a shitty job.
2:27:20:
Self objectification. society objectification. Kobes doesn't judge people on their looks. Can crush for the fans.
2:29:38:
Regrettably food is delicious. Blocking troll texts. Going to upload his burger video.
2:31:25:
The idea of looking sexy for the opposite sex doesn't exist because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
2:34:20:
Scenario of how women look at their own bodies. Over reaction to toddlers in tiaras.
2:39:50:
Naked women protest scenario. Of age grand daughter. Of age titties.
2:45:45:
Kobes needs more self confidence.
2:49:10:
Talking about hot chicks showing off cleavage when he was in high school. Breaking the school dress code. Blame society. Mixed messages. Double standards.
Start:
Eating a burger at frostys
1:04:
Eats burger like an apple #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement says he hasn't had a bacon cheeseburger in forever.
3:36:
He washed the t-shirt and cockholster. They are in the mail. Kobes appreciates people buying crap off his Etsy.
5:20:
Kobes used to live nearer to Frostys but he likes his new place better. Showered before he went to the post office. KingSoapraJFS
8:25:
Sweating from the spiciness of the burger
10:35:
Finished his food
Start:
Checking out his hair. Doing a video response to a Dharman video. Starts the video straight away.
1:40:
Drinking g fuel. Describes what happens in the video.
2:55:
Puts his hair in a ponytail. Needs nicotine. Smokes his pipe. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sexism dude, fuck off. Describes what's happening in the video.
5:24:
Kobes has watched this video already and says the ending made him laugh his ass off. Back to watching the video and describing what's happening in the video.
7:40:
Gender relations
8:13:
Back to the video. Describes what's happening in the video.
9:55:
Guys like this sexism stereotype in this skit are the reason why kobes can't get laid. Gender relations.
11:45:
Bullying in society. If kobes was in this situation he would say knock it off, women can be cops too.
13:40:
Kobes spoils the ending of the skit.
16:25:
Kobes describes what's happening in the video. Parrots what's said I the video.
20:08:
Gender relations. Ends the video with fuck sexism.

 
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A lot of people raise an eyebrow whenever Cobes constantly mentions his un-ending distain for rapists and/or chimos, he does say it all the time and it is weird but I don't think he's a creep, in that sense anyway.

I'd put it down to just being an autisim thing, whenever he does refer to other men getting women he does say "of age pussy" as well so it's a catch all term in his dialect, he probably doesn't see how it could be a bad thing to specifically mention "of age" when mentioning women and how that sounds weird. It's probably the same with the "fuck rape" thing to but more so white-knighting.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
A lot of people raise an eyebrow whenever Cobes constantly mentions his un-ending distain for rapists and/or chimos, he does say it all the time and it is weird but I don't think he's a creep, in that sense anyway.

I'd put it down to just being an autisim thing, whenever he does refer to other men getting women he does say "of age pussy" as well so it's a catch all term in his dialect, he probably doesn't see how it could be a bad thing to specifically mention "of age" when mentioning women and how that sounds weird. It's probably the same with the "fuck rape" thing to but more so white-knighting.
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I think it's more so when you also hear the other things he says in his live streams that it raises eyebrows. Like how he constantly brings up that it's okay for women to hit men but men can't hit women. Kind of sounds like he wants to hit women because he says it so often. In his last chillin stream he was trying to argue that pressuring women into sex was the same thing as pressuring men to get married. I think that part in particular was dangerous territory for him to be talking about because he talks so much about sex and his lack of it that it came across rapey. His women are the gatekeepers of sex and men are the keyholders thing is pretty creepy too. I definitely thing he heard that phrase off of Terrence Pop or someone similar.
 
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I think he mentions these things because he's in constant denial, some of it could be the 'tism side of things but the amount of denial this guy lives in is nuts. He thinks he is sexually attractive enough to have groupies, that's pretty delusional and you can't convince his autism otherwise. I have witnessed Josh's coomer stare long enough to think that this guy doesn't care about women all too much, he just wants to fuck them and say he's a good listener or whatever. I doubt he cares about the consequences of pedophilia, he's never rationally explained it - most times he ends up just saying "fuck pedos dude". Great reasoning Josh.
 
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I think he mentions these things because he's in constant denial, some of it could be the 'tism side of things but the amount of denial this guy lives in is nuts. He thinks he is sexually attractive enough to have groupies, that's pretty delusional and you can't convince his autism otherwise. I have witnessed Josh's coomer stare long enough to think that this guy doesn't care about women all too much, he just wants to fuck them and say he's a good listener or whatever. I doubt he cares about the consequences of pedophilia, he's never rationally explained it - most times he ends up just saying "fuck pedos dude". Great reasoning Josh.
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If he was raised in a country that had a lower age of consent then I would have no doubt that he would be fine with that, if he moved to another country it would take him time to adjust but it wouldn't take too long. People with autism struggle with having strong morales so they're very reliant on being told what is right or wrong.
 
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He thinks he is sexually attractive enough to have groupies, that's pretty delusional and you can't convince his autism otherwise.
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I think this is more of his extreme narcissism being aided by weens and white knights rather than a delusion of grandeur. This is the guy who has had multiple documentaries made, fans from out of state visiting him, people sending him tons of gifts, and dedicated Discord servers with fans kissing your ass all fucking day. For him, I don't believe it's that big of a leap for his brain to make.
 
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I think this is more of his extreme narcissism being aided by weens and white knights rather than a delusion of grandeur. This is the guy who has had multiple documentaries made, fans from out of state visiting him, people sending him tons of gifts, and dedicated Discord servers with fans kissing your ass all fucking day. For him, I don't believe it's that big of a leap for his brain to make.
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That's for sure.
Even homedad Clint has noted that calling Josh M'Lord bolsters his ego and autists are even more likely to develop narcissistic traits thanks to problems with recognizing sarcasms and general arrested development.
 
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Kobes' latest video:
Doing a snack review of chicken skins. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Same consistency as pork rinds. Kobes likes them. Washes it down with some Mango Pepsi (with the full sugar). Reads the nutritional info on the package. Reads the company story off the package. Kobes digs it.

Seizure robot did 2 streams yesterday. The Boglimare on was good for catching up on Kobes trivia. He boomered the stream at the start & Bitesize came on as the phone a friend. I think he said he's working on a new doc. Haven't watched the second one yet.

New walnut grove edits:

Edit:

This is public now https://lolcowgo.net/ @Broseph Stalin this should probably go into the OP.
 
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Here's Kobes' latest stream:
Start:
Drinking g fuel #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Doing a video response to a Sydney Watson video. Shills his Patreon, PayPal and Teespring # youdon'thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated. Thanks to all the fans for sending him tobacco. Smoking bad. Pipe tobacco better than cigarette tobacco. Vapes. Had some beer mixed with monster earlier.
4:00:
Starts the video. Immediately pauses to parrot what's said in the video. White knights Sydney Watson. Talks about getting flagged for bullying because of his Milo response.
6:48:
Parrots what's said in the video. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video. Overly exaggerated reaction to finding out that YouTube sponsored their awards show. Talks again about being flagged for bullying on YouTube when he was only sticking up for himself.
9:00:
Kobes sometimes has family friendly videos such as his video chasing the turkeys into traffic. Kobes is salty about his channel being demonitorised.
11:00:
Youtube doesn't care about small content creators such as himself.
12:15:
Parrots what's said in the video.
13:19:
Talks about getting a two week ban for wearing his cockholster on valentines day on YouTube. Double standards! Back to the video.
15:51:
Fuck suicide. Kobes was appalled by Logan Paul's suicide forest video. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes is worried about Eugenia Cooney.
18:40:
Regrettably food is delicious. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
20:30:
Kobes is all for free speech except that he is not. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards! Back to the video.
21:50:
Rant about YouTube changing their guidelines and not telling anyone but also says they send emails when they change these things and he just doesn't read them. Back to the video. People suck I need a beer. Back to the video.
25:34:
There are 4 genders, man, woman, trans and hermaphrodite. Back to the video for 2 seconds. YouTube doesn't care that Kobes is getting cyber bullied on their platform because he's not Mr. Beast famous. Back to the video. Over exaggerated reactions to what's said in the video.
28:00:
Kobes is sick of it YouTube. Back to the video. Over exaggerated reaction to what's said in the video. Back tot he video.
30:00:
Asks Sydney Watson what James Charles and Shane Dawson did. Parrots what's said in the video. Over exaggerated reaction. Kobes would only give his underage fans a signed photo and an autograph.
32:00:
Parrots whats said in the video. Complaining about being demonitorised fir smoking a pipe and drinking alcohol when Shane Dawson is diddling kids.
33:34:
Has a stroke or something
35:25:
Kobes loves Sydney Watson. Complaining about his channel being demonitorised. Back to the video.
36:33:
Has another stroke
38:28:
Is he whispering to his rape demon while talking to Sydney Watson?
39:40:
Talking shit to YouTube. That was a joke YouTube to be honest. Kobes is pissed about his channel being marked as hate full content to be honest.

Here's the rest of the April 2016 Archives and BCV summaries:
What to do when a co worker talks to you like your stupid 2016-04-21
Josh squeezes snipes into his pipe with hiccups | 2:39 while working at Wendys, Josh was taking out the trash and his manager was talking to him like he was stupid. She told him not to over stack the trash in the bag | 3:50 today his manager told him not to do it because the bag could split and go everywhere. Josh tells himself he has to put up with it | 5:00 Josh didn't have the volume up on his phone so he woke up at 10:31 so he was in a mad rush and his bike chain came off | 5:55 Josh called his Dad Clint and gave him a lift to work but he forgot to clock in and clocked in at 11:34 instead of 11:30. Josh gave his bike a bath and fixed the chair | 6:44 Josh feels he's outnumbered in work because most of his co-workers are women | 7:10 Josh says the managers talks to everyone like their stupid | 7:47 Josh's co-worker tells Josh that he acts like he doesn't know how to take out the trash even though he's been working at Wendys for 3 years. Josh had enough getting grief from everyone in work and says he's not stupid | 9:20 Josh is sick and tired of being talked to like he's stupid | 9:40 Josh says he was stewing over the grief he was getting and said he was going to wait until he got home to make a video | 10:20 Josh says this manager is the one that controls your hours and says she threatens cutting peoples hours | 11:00 Josh talks about his SSI and says he qualifies for a job coach and will get a PAMPLET in the mail soon | 11:22 Josh has had enough and starts planning to look for a new job to get more hours, closer to his apartment and make at least $1,500 | 12:00 Josh talks about what he would do with $1,500 a month | 12:47 Josh says his manager doesn't have the right to talk down to people | 13:21 Josh says he feels stupid sometimes and Josh says he banged his head on a door nob in work breaking down boxes and then he banged his elbow on something sharp | 14:42 Josh says he's very punctual in work and is hardly late | 15:38 Josh says he thinks his manager gets sick pleasure over controlling peoples hours | 16:20 look at the size of those arms | 16:48 don't get him wrong, he loves working at Wendys | 18:00 Josh celebrated 420 with Steve and Jeremy Rasta Man by shooting and started drinking wine. They rode into town and a cop car pulled them over | 20:40 The cops let them go and they had to push start the truck | 21:00 The cops gave Steve two tickets, 1 for a DUI and one for driving without a seatbelt | 23:00 Josh goes back to talking about waking up late | 23:30 Josh gives advice to you if you have a manger that talks down to you | 44:36 It's about 7 miles from his apartment to Wendys | 25:12 Josh talks about his chair popping off on the way to work and describes how he fixed his bike and got to work | 26:30 Josh talks about not wanting to go to work stressed | 28:23 Josh has been thinking of saving up for a sex doll because he's bad talking with women | 28:51 Josh likes getting pussy but you can get an STD or get a girl pregnant, it comes with risks | 29:17 Josh has been very smart with the girls he fucks | 30:17 Josh says he wants a sex doll to fuck if he's craving pussy | 31:35 Josh he will get a doll if his music doesn't take off or he wins the lottery | 33:25 Josh has had people say he's attractive | 35:00 Josh has a big penis, big muscles, good at guitar and can sing but girls find him creepy because they don't know him | 38:18 $600 tax returns and Josh says he will need $1,300 to get a sex doll | 39:00 Josh has an outfit he would make for his sex doll (his old Halloween costume) | Josh talks about double standards of sex toys | josh goes over the perks of a sex doll | 46:00 Josh wouldn't film fucking his doll for his fans | 47:30 Josh says his friends would say he could set him up with a girl, he wouldn't need to get a sex doll |

There is a dissese affecting bananna supply 2016-04-21
Josh opens the video saying Steve did not get a DUI but did give him a ticket for speeding and not wearing a seatbelt | 00:35 Josh reads an article about a banana crisis https://money.cnn.com/2016/04/19/news/bananas-banana-crisis-disease/index.html | 2:48 Josh butchers the name Inge Van den Bergh | 4:46 Josh says Bananas are one of the only fruits he enjoys and says he would hate to lose Bananas | 7:48 Josh says he hopes Banana's don't go extinct | 8:239 Josh talks about being able to grow your own fruit | 13:54 snipe tobacco has kick | 15:29 Before Josh goes into work tomorrow, he's going to go to the Liquor Shed and request some tobacco |

Guitar video 2016-04-23
Josh went to the Liquor Shed and asked them if they could order a bag of tobacco for him | 1:30 Josh talks about the Pipes and Cigars website | 2:00 Josh gets told by his fans to wear his bandana less so they can see his hair | 3:30 there are a few magic shops in town closing down and it sucks | 5:50 Josh recalls smoking criss cross cherry pipe tobacco in Job Corp | 8:00 Josh plays with his hair and says the silver lining to being single is more time to practice guitar | 9:22 guitar playing | 10:00 the comments on YouTube says Josh having 2k subs makes him famous but Josh says 8k subs is better | 16:21 Josh says the trolls motivates him to get better at playing guitar |

Vocal sing alongs and guitar playing 2016-04-24
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Guitar Video 2016-04-26
Josh adds lighter fluid to his zippo | 1:57 apparently Prince died but he wasn't a big fan of his music but liked Purple Rain | 2:40 Josh challenged himself to save up past $1,000 to buy a car | 4:13 Josh would ask his fans to donate money so he can buy a $3,000 car and he will give the highest donor a wand | 5:30 guitar playing | 8:50 Josh plays a riff on the guitar and doesn't understand how he does it | 13:30 Josh says Casper is very black metal and has it's secrets | 15:15 Josh makes a pun about a witch getting stoned | 24:24 Josh trims his nails | 26:00 Josh makes a pun about guitars and fingering girls | 28:00 the weather in Casper will be bad tomorrow so Josh says he will walk to Wendys if it's snowing | 29:44 Josh may be goth but he has good work ethics |

Camel snuse review 2016-04-27
Josh starts the video playing guitar | 8:44 Josh smokes a cig | 23:45 Josh has dipping tobacco and starts chewing and smoking | 46:00 Josh drinks a sip from his Jack Daniels Honey and uses it as a spittoon and puts a middle finger up to dipping purists that say you need a spittoon | Josh just dips in the dark and spits into an empty Jack Daniels bottle

Drink combos 2016-04-30
Josh has Jack Daniels, schnapps and Mountain Dew pitch black | 1:25 Josh went to the Wonder Gift Shop and bought some crystals for his staff | 1:54 people have been asking for the deep fried Doritos chicken cooking video but he will | 8:28 Josh mixes Jack Daniels whiskey and milk | 9:09 Josh needs a permit for those guns | 9:55 Josh also bought some incense sticks from the Wonder Gift Shop | josh talks about booze and weed legalisation | 20:30 Josh breaks the stem on his pipe | 38:00 Josh can't fix it and now needs a new pipe but doesn't have the money | 48:00 Josh eats Doritos and crushes them for a base | 59:30 Josh licks his fingers | 1:00:50 YEEEUGH | 1:13:35 Josh deletes music off his phone for space to record the cooking video | 1:28:50 Josh says he's getting 4 gallons of blueberry wine (I assume from Steve) in a few days and talks about making his own homemade wine | 1:40:00 Dankness is about to be bestowed on YouTube with this deep fried cooking video |
 
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