Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I was thinking about his fascination with the current hat. In its current state as fucked up as it is, it reminds me of the hats Homeboy Scotty (RIP) used to wear. Scotty's weren't as beat up as Cobes, but is this a version of Scotty's "cool hat" for Josh?

Obviously he covers his head because he's bald. I really thought he would have gone back to the bandana by now, but he sticks with this skygod awful hat.
 
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Chamulum said:
Huh. Good for him.
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Yeah, with that kind of procedure they surgically tighten the eye muscle, which needs to be followed up with exercises to keep them strong and in place. Jord, a lazy retard, didn't do them.

GeneticMtDew said:
I was thinking about his fascination with the current hat. In its current state as fucked up as it is, it reminds me of the hats Homeboy Scotty (RIP) used to wear. Scotty's weren't as beat up as Cobes, but is this a version of Scotty's "cool hat" for Josh?

Obviously he covers his head because he's bald. I really thought he would have gone back to the bandana by now, but he sticks with this skygod awful hat.
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Some theorize, combined with his insistence that Jack Daniels -a drink that causes him intense physical distress every time he chokes it down- would be his drink of choice, is his weird "western badass" phase that he must've picked up on since Wyoming has a "cowboy culture".
 
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White knighting Amorath. Drinking beer mixed with monster. Wage gap.
1:06:
Scenario of wife asking husband for money. Explains who Amorath is. OnlyFans is a way for women to fight male oppression. No one wants to look at men on OF. Double standards!
4:30:
Society makes it too easy for Kobes to do his gender relations. Gender relations. Its pathetic to be honest. Drinking out of a goblet he received in a care package. He's called this drink a chaotic cobra.
6:19:
Making a new batch of wands. People like the shot gun shell ones. He is helping the environment by cleaning up his shotgun shells at the shooting range. Ammo is expensive so shot gun shell wands are more expensive.
8:13:
Kobes doesn't judge people on their religion. Talks about the hate comments on his goose video. Just be happy he posted a video.
9:26:
Women have more choices than being e whores. White knighting Amorath. The female form is worshipped in society. Double standards.
11:40:
Worshipping Jesus is okay once your not in people's faces about it. Kobes is just trying to make and sell wands. Christians and Harry Potter.
13:00:
Kobes blames an impatient teacher for him being shit at reading. Harry Potter helped him learn how to read and he ended up reading at a college level after reading the books.
14:36:
Kobes started making wands because of Harry Potter. Talking about his successful wand business.
15:50:
Men are jealous of Amorath.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
I think this is more of his extreme narcissism being aided by weens and white knights rather than a delusion of grandeur. This is the guy who has had multiple documentaries made, fans from out of state visiting him, people sending him tons of gifts, and dedicated Discord servers with fans kissing your ass all fucking day. For him, I don't believe it's that big of a leap for his brain to make.
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Doesnt help that there are OF and Chaturbate whores wearing his stupid shirts and giving him "shout outs"
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Some theorize, combined with his insistence that Jack Daniels -a drink that causes him intense physical distress every time he chokes it down- would be his drink of choice, is his weird "western badass" phase that he must've picked up on since Wyoming has a "cowboy culture".
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He still brings up this Gothic Cowboy "look" from time to time so he could definitely still think that's what the ladies are after, and this is just his own spin on it because he's not afraid to be himself.
 
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GeneticMtDew said:
I was thinking about his fascination with the current hat. In its current state as fucked up as it is, it reminds me of the hats Homeboy Scotty (RIP) used to wear. Scotty's weren't as beat up as Cobes, but is this a version of Scotty's "cool hat" for Josh?
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My guess is that it's a combination of being a security blanket used to hide his baldness when he's feeling self-conscious and that it's a comfortable hat that fits his massive fucking head. He's going to wear that thing until it literally falls apart.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
My guess is that it's a combination of being a security blanket used to hide his baldness when he's feeling self-conscious and that it's a comfortable hat that fits his massive fucking head. He's going to wear that thing until it literally falls apart.
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Also a bunch of people have told him that the hat looks like shit and that he should at least wash it, bend it into place or better yet throw it out but because he is The Edgy Gothic Badboy That Tells it Like it Is™ he will keep wearing it out of spite, if nothing else
 
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I smell handlers... I smell Courtney and the discord...

The last few videos he's introduced it as it's your favorite Gothic bad boy not your sexy gothic bad boy..... And he's been editing himself tremendously. Feels like someone's tricking him into thinking he can get his monetorization back
 
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Here's Kobes' latest videos:
Short video. Drinking monster. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Reads a 4 star review from his etsy.
1:26:
Grabs his staff to show off how to make the wands glow. He would have to charge a lot of money if he made a staff like this for etsy.
4:45:
Shows off his sceptre. Will have a new batch of wands soon. Shows off a wand he's made for the new batch. Says it will be about $50.
Short video. Plays a video of Darth Vader farting and sits in silence watching it. May the fourth be with you.
Short video. They're trying to ban menthol cigarettes again. Kobes is sick of it YouTube. Banning menthol is racist. Kobes smokes menthol on occasion. Kids are into vaping instead of smoking because its easier to get away with. Kobes started smoking when he was 16/ 17.
3:00:
Kobes solution is to educate people on the dangers of smoking and let adults make decisions for themselves.
4:35:
Fast food is as bad as cigarettes. Double standards! Kobes doesn't like strangers telling him smoking is bad for you. It's restrictions of freedom.
6:45:
They tried banning menthols and flavoured cigars before and it didn't work. They should let people make their own choices.
8:20:
Biden likes whiskey probably. They tried banning alcohol before it didn't work. Champix has bad side effects. Look it up. They don't care about your health its just to piss off people who enjoy them.
10:38:
Scenario of going to jail for smoking a Newport 100. Kobes shirt says freedom. New wand batch coming in nicely toobs. Banning menthol is a personal restriction of freedom.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
My guess is that it's a combination of being a security blanket used to hide his baldness when he's feeling self-conscious and that it's a comfortable hat that fits his massive fucking head. He's going to wear that thing until it literally falls apart.
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I hope something happens to it, I really miss the bandana era and want to see its return.
 
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Umaibae said:
Only the right one. It’s the one with the bifocal lens. The other lens that makes his eyeball all magnified still hasn’t been fixed.
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His right eye had a cataract removed and his left eye had lazy eye correction on it. Two separate surgeries a few months apart from each other. His eyes are still wonky af tho.
 
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Throwaway09 said:
I just wanted to say that I am just as messed up as cobra (without the culture affect and distorted self perception). Even the same age range, and hair pulling. So what I have to say can be entirely written off. I am a recluse and think I might be dissociative, but thought I could use cobra as a learning tool, of what not to do. Sadly, it has just brought back my body dysphoria.
That's it, you get past your mid 20s and the situation compounds. You get sick, have trouble sleeping and get depressed, it's a cycle. Malnutrition distorts features and retards. If your problem is spiritual or metanarrative, then good luck finding understanding, you aren't a romantic poet or a loveable loser, you are just ugly. Hell is other people, hell is paranoid redditers that don't just insult you, but do so with naivety. I just wish I was ignorant of what a freak show I am, not so cowardly that I could end it with dignity. Have a nice life, spastics.
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Cool. Get a therapist.

Edit: New album will be sick.

 
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