Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Lenin Lime did an edit of the Flaming hot cheetos cooking video:
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Combos Buffalo Blue Cheese review
Short video. Combos buffalo blue cheese pretzel review. They were sent to him in a care package. Kobes doesn’t like blue cheese. Eats half the bag. Kobes likes them. Has pipe tar all over his hands. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement.
Chillin
Chillin:
Start:
Chillin like a Rockstar villain. Going to do a cooking video once his phone is charged and his dishwasher has finished. Lists off the ingredients he will use for his flaming hot Cheetos mac and cheese cooking video.
2:00:
Drinking a local ale. Reads the can. He’s going to put some of the ale in his mac and cheese.
3:38:
Says someone called him a loser and flipped him off when he went to the bank but then a fan gave him a ride to the store and a woman at the store gave him a dollar. Says he told a dude off and didn’t even cry when the dude said fuck King Cobra you need to get laid to him. Kobes is focusing on the positive interactions today.
6:20:
Talking about his cooking video. He’ll be adding chips to it of course. Explains how he’s going to cook the mac and cheese.
7:57:
Says the fan who gave him a ride told him that Kobes turned him onto tactical soap and his wife loves it. Talking about not smoking indoors anymore. Says the apartment building is now smoke free and that’s why he stopped smoking indoors. He doesn’t mind smoking inside. Says he got a note on his door saying smoking is not allowed indoors. Talks about getting kicked out of his old apartment right after he had eye surgery and then back to talking about his cooking video. If Kobes won the lottery…
12:50:
He’s focusing on the support he got today not the 2 assholes he met. Talking about people giving him shit for telling off a troll. Kids should be allowed to cuss. Kids should be allowed to use their words when they’re angry instead of throwing a fit. Scenario of misbehaving child in Walmart.
17:27:
Says people are going around saying they hate him because he taught their children to say suck a tally whacker.
19:06:
Working on his new album TWU. Back to complaining about children. It sounds like he’s arguing that kids should be allowed to smoke. Back to talking about his cooking video. Not going to drink the ale six pack in one sitting.
23:15:
People shout things out their cars nowadays. Talking about his cooking video. Troll rant. Kobes talks shit about celebrities he doesn’t like but he doesn’t do it all the time. His trolls are obsessive. Talks about Billie Eliaj.
27:34:
Can crush for the fans. Moar ale. Continues talking about Billie Eliaj.
29:25:
YouTube is fickle, it’s okay to show Isis beheading videos but you get demonetised for smoking and drinking. Talks about how good his chicken alfredo monstrosity was. Kobes doesn’t like Justin Bieber.
31:44:
Demonstrates the tuning he used for his song Keep Going. Plays guitar.
34:11:
BC Rich Warlock #notasponsorbutIcouldbe talks about when he got his guitar. His sister was the one who found it. Talks about how he learned to play guitar. Started playing guitar to pick up chicks, it didn’t work but was therapeutic for him and got him through his angsty years. Kids should take up music as an art because it will keep them away from drugs and gangs.
40:00:
First thing to go when funds get cut in schools are the arts e.g. music. Talks about getting stood up by stuck up slags in high school and now they all regret rejecting him because he is now a YouTube celebrity. BC rich guitars #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Dream guitar he would like BC rich to make for him if he got famous enough on YouTube.
44:30:
Tuning I guess. Playing guitar. String got stuck on the pick-up he was playing so hard. Back to playing guitar.
50:35:
Shows off the knife he carries around on his belt. Going to watch some videos. Del Vito beer #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Talks about Angry Grandpa. Puts on a sketch video for 1 second.
53:57:
Back to the video. Life is funny, you’re born in diapers and sometimes you die in diapers. Back to watching the video.
56:00:
People went crazy for buying toilet paper and hand sanitizer at the start of the pandemic. It’s not the zombie apocalypse. Not as famous as Justin Bieber but still famous. Kobes would never be late for a concert like Justin Bieber. Shitting on Justin Bieber for being a born again Christian. Rnat about Born again Christians.
1:01:56:
Kobes doesn’t belong in a group home because he can maintain his Etsy store. Kobes would get lots of of age pussy if he was in a group home. Trolls are jealous of his money. Trolls wouldn’t like to get trolled like they troll Kobes. There’s nothing wrong with living in a group home. Kobes’ insurance doesn’t cover group homes and he is over qualified to live in a group home. ‘I’m overqualified to live in a group home’ should be a random text.
1:06:02:
Can crush for the fans. Says he’s going to save 2 cans for his recipe. Moar ale. Kobes would behave really bad if he was put in a group home. Nothing wrong with living in a group home. Kobes is over qualified for living in a group home because he can go to the store and buy ingredients for his cooking videos. Compares tard wranglers to lion tamers. ‘people who live in group homes are blissfully unaware of how retarded they are’ Holy shit LMAO.
1:11:00:
Compares trolling a person with autism to trolling a person with cancer. Kobes wins because he ignores the troll texts. Kobes is happier than his trolls and that makes them jealous.
1:13:00:
Piss break.
1:14:43:
Returns still ranting about trolls. Puts the video back on.
1:16:08:
Talking about being trolled for being a famous YouTuber. Kobes trolls belong in a group home more than he does. The audio for the cooking video will be bad but who cares, it’s a cooking video. Haydurs think he can only cook pizza. Talks about how good his chicken Alfredo monstrosity is. Talks about the guy who told him he needed to get laid earlier, says he told him he fucked his mom last night. Story about a kid calling him a retard because he was playing with his wand at the traffic lights. Kobes seems pleased with himself for going off on the kid. Kobes trolls the trolls.
1:22:20:
Some shade towards the edit channels.
1:23:18:
Talks about when he ate the Carolina reaper pepper. It hurt. Talks about his cooking video. Has 2 cans left and he’s keeping them for his cooking video.
1:25:29:
Trolls said he was bad at playing guitar back in the King Cobra 52 days and now they are amazed at how good he is. Puts the video back on for 2 seconds to bitch about means comments on his videos. Says he gets off on bad comments on his videos. Delvito ale review.
1:29:17:
Vapes cbd. Consume nicotine.
1:33:56:
Blows vape right into the camera. Back to watching the video. Gets an ad for quitting smoking and is disgusted. Wonders if he pranks in the video are real or just for the video. Going to go out for a smoke because he got that ad. If Kobes won the lottery he would only smoke in the parlour or the clock tower. Back to watching the video.
1:46:10:
Has hiccups and trying to talk.
1:49:50:
Kobes doesn’t like kids. Talking about parenting. Says he will make some wands and send them to Kid behind the camera.
1:51:28:
Grabs his wand and knife to go out for a smoke.
2:00:43:
Returns. Says he doesn’t mind smoking outside. Puts the video back on. Silently hiccups while watching the video. Ends the stream as soon as the video finishes.
Little Caesars review
Short video. In a car eating half a pizza.
flaming hot mac and cheetos bacon mac and cheese
Start:
Cooked the bacon in the Delvito ale before filming. Samples some of the bacon. Used a whole can of beer on the bacon.
2:18:
Butter in pan. Extra virgin olive oil in pan. He’s already opened the can of four cheese tomato sauce he’ll be using.
4:43:
Butter, oil and water heating up for the noodles. Noodles in pan. Two boxes of mac and cheese.
6:33:
Whole can of ale in the pan and more water. Seasoning packet isn’t spicy enough so he’s putting hot sauce in too. He bought Cheetos to put in too.
9:11:
Trying some flaming hot Cheetos to see how spicy they are.
10:13:
Hot sauce in pan. Flaming hot Cheetos are spicy.
13:30:
Going to use ghost pepper and cayenne pepper sauce in his mac and cheese too.
15:00:
Puts ghost pepper hot sauce in the pan. Tries the hot sauces to see how spicy they are. Hot sauce is spicy.
17:06:
Needs a glass of water. Explains how he’s going to cook the mac and cheese. Shows off the hot sauces he’s using. Can’t smoke indoors. Going out for a smoke, places the camera watching the pot.
20:32:
Returns. Explains how he’s cooking the mac and cheese again. Needs more water because he’s still feeling the spice. Says the flavour profile of the 2 hot sauces together is good. Explains how he’s cooking the mac and cheese again. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
23:45:
Turns up the heat on the stove. Puts a giant lid on the pan. Goes out for a smoke.
29:13:
Returns. Stirs noodles.
36:42:
Noodles smell spicy. Noodles are boiling. Stirs noodles.
38:40:
Going to put pepper jack cheese and four cheese tomato sauce in the mac and cheese. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement.
41:08:
Puts cheesy jalapeno powder in the pan. Stirs noodles.
43:15:
Tries a noodle. Turns down the stove.
45:39:
Drains noodles.
46:35:
Adds flaming hot Cheetos flavour packets to pan. Adds four cheese sauce into pan. Drinks sauce from can. More hot sauce in pan. Stirs noodles.
50:29:
Adds bacon to pan. Adds bacon grease to pan.
53:33:
More hot sauce to pan.
55:03:
Shows what the mac and cheese looks like. Stirs in bacon. Looks like entrails.
56:29:
Adds flaming hot Cheetos to pan. Stirs in Cheetos.
59:30:
Adds pepper jack cheese.
1:02:50:
Cobra’s Café
1:04:10:
Stirs in cheese.
1:07:00:
Showing off the mac and cheese for the fans. Cheese pull action. Taste test. It’s spicy and tasty.
1:09:40:
Adds more cheesy jalapeno seasoning to pan. Stirs it in. Stir it around town. Eats sauce off spoon. Leaving it to simmer. Leaves.
1:20:51:
Returns. Plates up. Ridiculous cheese pull action.
1:23:19:
Has the hiccups again. Says he’s not hungry and he’s going to make a root beer float after. Yukbang. Loud hiccups.
1:30:00:
Says he’s not that hungry. Feeling the spice. Still has hiccups. Adds loads of prawmajawn to counteract the spice. Stirs in prawmajawn. Says it’s not too spicy. Tries it again with the prawmajawn. Gives up and puts it in the fridge for later.
night stream
Start:
Vapes cbd. Collected wand Wood. Will collect more Wood tomorrow.
2:44:
Going to watch a Dharman video about a down syndrome student getting bullied. Owns the trolls by blocking them. Kobes is a decent person.
4:33:
Fuck the subreddit and fuck n64 guy. Starts the video. Explains what happens in the video. Posts video link in chat.
5:50:
People with down syndrome are awesome. Says this video made him cry. Back to the video.
7:30:
Middle school chicks are mean. Unicorns used to exist but evolution happened. Back to the video. Stops the video to explain what happens . Back to the video.
10:15:
Says he was bullied in school for liking cobras but now his bullies are jealous he is a famous youtuber now. Says he was rejected by every chick in high school and now they all regret it because he is a famous youtuber. Plays the video for 1 second and then stops it again to rant about the trolls telling Clint whenever he drinks on stream.
13:45:
Plays video for 2 seconds, stops , plays video for 2 seconds stops to rant about bullies. Back to the video for more than 2 seconds.
15:24:
Dharman antagonists make Kobes' blood boil. Explains what's happening in the video. It's ridiculous YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. There are starving children in Africa. Shout out to sssniperwolf for introducing him to Dharman videos.
18:46:
Explains what's happening in the video. Down syndrome People are awesome.
23:40:
Kobes is so angry
25:50:
Can't end bullying rant. Someone in chat tries to trick him into think YouTube was down. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chicks are cunts. It's ridiculous YouTube. Back to the video.
30:25:
Explains what's happening in the video. Over exaggerated reactions to what's happening in the video.
35:34:
Going to check his po box tomorrow. Subscribe to Dharman videos

I hope e starts doing more Dharman reactions instead of Terrence Pop, they are much more entertaining and have better opinions in them for him to parrot than the stuff he usually watches on YouTube.
 
Sorry for being a noon but I could not get a clear indication of his age is he like 28 or 30? I just can't image someone that old can go down hill that fast
Cobra in fact just turned 30 this march. He ages like milk because of a steady diet of tobacco, monster, and booze combined with a mostly sedentary lifestyle. He does of course ride bike when weather permitable
 
New BCV:
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Here's more 2016 archives and BCV summaries, Making home made french frys is one of my all time favourites. :
Guitar Video 2016-06-02
The gothic king cobra pins are being made and Josh wants to spend the money on a new guitar or a car | 5:55 Josh does an impression of his amp | Josh plays guitar and smokes in silence for a while

Smoking a cigar at a cook out 2016-06-05
0:19 Washington park smoking a guitar YAAH! 0:44 Josh shows Jeremy 'Rasta Man' Rogers, Steve on the BBQ, some guy and guy with face paint on | 1:20 a guy says a lame gaming joke | 2:45 there's some Christian BS going on |

Making homemade french frys 2016-06-05
4:00 there was a Christian function near the park so Josh had to keep it down in his last video | 9:23 people are still asking if Scott is trying to set Josh up with Bailey | 18:13 Josh talks about the ugly girl in job corp that had a crush on him | 21:00 Josh almost starts an oil fire | 25:11 that was a close call | 34:00 Josh's fryer died | 45:00 Josh dumps load of salt on the fries |

Custom made KingCobraJFS pins now avalable 2016-06-06
Thomas Welch tells Josh that he will be selling the 50 limited edition king cobra pins tomorrow and the money goes to Josh | 6:47 Josh has a gofundme page (a girl he had a crush on in high school) that he would love to donate to if he won the lottery | 8:40 Josh has a lot of trolls pretending to be smoking hot goth chicks | 9:18 Josh mentions taking Bailey out on date when he gets the money | 10:23 people suggested Josh looks for a new job but he tried and gave up and made up excuses | 15:40 Josh fucks up playing a scale then fumbles his words |

I now have 3006 subscribers 2016-06-08
Josh celebrates 3k subscribers | 2:00 josh starts doing press-ups and the cobra yoga | 32:22 Josh fucks up singing a song GOD DAMN IT | 54:52 check out these vocals ladies |

Criss Cross cherry mini cigar review 2016-06-08
Josh got off work and got paid but it wasn't a lot so he spent most of it on 3 monsters, cigs | 2:41 josh bought a lottery ticket | 6:19 josh can't find another job because of the competition in Casper | 7:21 Josh talks about his dream house | 14:36 Josh buys the new pipe for $100 from pipes and cigars | 16:31 Josh has British ancestry | 21:20 Josh talks about getting smacked in the elbow by his bike lock |
 

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Holy shit, Cobes is in the middle of flexing on youtube with a shotgun. I pray someone is archiving this one, cause it probably wont stay up.

Edit: I downloaded the stream. I'm just too newfag to know where to host it.
 
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Clint: "Im not a fuck up parent, Josh is an adult who can do what he wants, I am proud of him"

The amount of cope and denial in this message is palpable. It is painfully obvious to me and every one of Josh's "haters" that he is not competent. He is an adult in body but mentally stuck somewhere in his teens.

It is however cheaper and mentally easier to take for clint to pay for an apartment and let him fester and hang out with low lifes, than it is to put him in a group home with structure and routine, which force him to bathe and eat properly. Youtube is also harmful to his psyche and its clear to me at least, that he continues to do stupid shit because he sees youtubers doing stupid shit for clout and views and wants to be "youtube famous", so he does what he thinks will get views. That is the only way I can fathom his ridiculous cooking, posing in stupid underwear, and routinely embarrassing himself on camera with seemingly zero shame.

What hope is there for Josh to improve if even his father is in denial? We all know Clint pays for that apartment and his bills, we arent stupid, and it seems Josh isn't the only compulsive liar in the family. Josh cleans out his bank account any time he gets a bit of money, and recently failed to pay for his internet, you expect me to believe a gothic badboy who acts perpetually 13 takes care of his adult bills? He has zero ability to delay gratification and plan for the future, because he is so mentally stunted either by nature or nurture. Washing your hands of him at 18 is why he's a collosal fuck up now, and no amount of cope is going to convince me.
 
We all know Clint pays for that apartment and his bills
That would be the government in the form of SSDI. He gets enough to pay for rent, and maybe a hundred extra. He also might be on food stamps and medicare. But yeah Clint has in the past paid for the internet and maybe his cell phone, I don't know years later if that is still the case. He was $300 in the red with the internet company recently which he sold those recent items to pay for.
 
That would be the government in the form of SSDI. He gets enough to pay for rent, and maybe a hundred extra. He also might be on food stamps and medicare. But yeah Clint has in the past paid for the internet and maybe his cell phone, I don't know years later if that is still the case. He was $300 in the red with the internet company recently which he sold those recent items to pay for.
I was under the impression SSDI has to be accounted for, and likely Clint is his payee? Which again points to Josh not being a competent enough adult to be considered "independent" There is no way he gets that into "his" account or it would be pissed away on booze, cigs, and door dash.
 
I was under the impression SSDI has to be accounted for, and likely Clint is his payee? Which again points to Josh not being a competent enough adult to be considered "independent" There is no way he gets that into "his" account or it would be pissed away on booze, cigs, and door dash.
I'm almost certain that the money needs to be accounted for specifically because there is a payee (Clint) involved and under normal circumstances it wouldn't have to be. Josh could probably find some quack doctor to write a letter to the SSA saying he's able to manage things and get Clint removed as the payee, but that would mean that he would have to not be a lazy bum.
 
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