Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I really try and keep my cobra talk here fun, but let's try something different

@ThrowawayForCobra Games, it sucks to hear that the game isn't coming out, but I have to say I am not surprised in any way. You've been teasing it for years, and I'm sure you've been doing your best every single day, but it's still a bit letdown, especially when you're making a fucking earthbound clone in rpg maker. I hate reddit as much as the next cool cobra, but you have earned their ire, currently.

Rate me mad if you want, but you guys are shitting this thread up because you want attention for something you're not going to complete.
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It’s completely alright. I don’t necessarily agree, but it is what it is and I can understand where you’re coming from. I’m sorry for making this less fun, wasn’t exactly my intention.
 
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kingcobradev said:
The "official" subreddit already did more than enough to stop people from making a game about Josh. I say this not just from my own experience but from witnessing reactions to your own decisions.

We could have done something worthwhile for an internet subculture but we saw the signs and were told explicitly: just let it go. The real game now is guessing when this lolcow will die of "fan" funded alcoholism.
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Isnt this part of the problem with the reddit sub? Hating on anything josh does to make money? Wishing him destitution in hopes that he somehow will stop drinking and smoking? Even if he lives in a forced destitution, he's not going to stop drinking and smoking on a regular basis. He'll find a way and scrounge or mooch his way to the booze. I truely never understood this train of thought and is a big reason why, in my opinion, the subreddit is cancer. Why should we care if he makes money in 2021 as a "livestreamer"? I agree that sending him booze directly is not cool but not being cool with him accepting donations and selling wands just reaks of a-log.
 
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DarkJordDrinkCombos said:
Isnt this part of the problem with the reddit sub? Hating on anything josh does to make money? Wishing him destitution in hopes that he somehow will stop drinking and smoking? Even if he lives in a forced destitution, he's not going to stop drinking and smoking on a regular basis. He'll find a way and scrounge or mooch his way to the booze. I truely never understood this train of thought and is a big reason why, in my opinion, the subreddit is cancer. Why should we care if he makes money in 2021 as a "livestreamer"? I agree that sending him booze directly is not cool but not being cool with him accepting donations and selling wands just reaks of a-log.
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Im not really a fan of people giving lolcows money in general. In Josh's case they are just enabling him at this point, but not a lot I can do to stop them. No point in seething about it I just laugh when these paypig retards get doxxed by gothic king retard.
 
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The one thing we can all agree on is our love for Josh, so I drew a picture to celebrate.
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The reddit is pretty incorrigible nowadays and I don't mind light conversation about the sub but let's not turn this thread into unreadable trash as well. We don't care if you give josh money, just don't tell us about it. We don't care if you hate josh so much you wish you could pluck his last three hairs out, don't tell us about it. If your post was deleted it was because I felt it added to an argument rather than a discussion. That's it lil homies, enjoy and welcome home any new kiwis.
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
Did my post about the one armed bandit get mowed down? Fuck. Oprah's tentacle spreads far and wide.
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Praise Oprah’s one armed magick.
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Republican Atheist only gets upset about Josh’s pan handling and grifting, for one simple fact. It is known that Josh channels his money into the Ulster Defence League and other unionist cells in Norn Iron.

I’d also like to note, when Snails paid Scotty to put spyware on Joshs iMac. The software was coded by Lyle, ended up being a Twitter bot that sent Pro-Zoophile rhetoric to Donald Trump.
 
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Here's more 2016 archives:
making a cheeseburger with egg 2016-08-19
Josh hit 4k subs, he won't be doing the t-rex burger challenge so he's just making a cheeseburger and eggs | 6:23 Josh is depressed because he's lonely | 9:35 Josh has the sex doll picked out | 13:26 Josh lists off some of the perks of having a sex doll | 17:11 Josh shows the sex doll website | 41:03 Josh hasn't thought about what he would name his sex doll | 55:00 here's to 4k subscribers |

A fan made me a pianting of me 2016-08-19
1:37 someone sent Josh a sweet painting | 7:44 Josh made a bunch of new shirts to sell on tee spring |

I got fan mail 2016-08-20
A fan sent Josh some cigars and some stickers, a smoking skull shirt, a mix cd in the mail and primo's peppers hot sauce | 3:10 and 3:50 Josh reads the letter from the fan | 4:00 Josh got a phone tripod... he never used it | 9:44 hair looking a lot thicker | 10:45 Josh talks about deleting the video showing his address |

Shredding some guitar 2016-08-20
Josh plays guitar for an hour 20 mins

people need to stop harassing me 2016-08-21
Josh's manager pulled him a side in work at Wendys today and told him that an email had been sent to Wendys corporate, the email said he does gross stuff and talks shit about his manager | 2:00 Josh talks about harassment charges | 4:17 Josh talks about the "sad isn't it" story | 7:29 when Josh has a bad day, he likes to get it off his chest on YouTube | 9:22 Josh was pissed when he found out someone was trying to get him fired | 10:51 Josh's trolls wouldn't like it if he called their work trying to get them fired | 12:31 if Josh had a girlfriend she would have his number duh | 15:14 stop harassing him

I support equal rights for both sexes 2016-08-21
Josh is dipping | 1:24 Josh's hair looks good | Josh talks about equality, domestic violence | 5:00 Josh things getting kicked in the balls hurts as much as giving birth | 6:32 talks about double standards of sex toys | 7:00 Josh doesn't need to experiment, he knows what he likes | 8:30 women judge Josh without knowing he's a decent guy | 9:40 some women look at him like shit | 13:25 the difference between feminists and feminazis | 15:14 Josh talks about people bullying him and it karma will get them | 15:41 Josh feels the bald spot on the back of his head | 16:40 Josh shows his scalp close up | 17:00 Josh aint tripping out about because he's seen people with half their heads shaved |

Drunken Rambeling 2016-08-23
1:48 Josh sneezes and has to go to the bathroom to wipe it up | 4:20 Josh struggled really badly with his autism in school | 4:52 Josh talks about getting his first girlfriend in his 20s and calls himself an ugly fuck | 6:16 Josh's dad likes to bust Josh's balls but Josh doesn't like it | 8:19 Josh would give shit to girls in front of his Dad | 9:36 Josh isn't the type of person you want to fuck with and fight | 13:13 it's hard to believe but there are women out there that find him attractive | 15:00 Josh is broke as fuck but he would treat his future girlfriend like a queen | 16:51 Josh doesn't want kids | 17:26 sex has a lot of negatives | 17:41 Josh roasts Scotty and Tina about not being able to decide if they want to be fuck buddies | 19:15 Josh talks about getting a sex doll because it doesn't come with drama | 21:36 Josh likes pussy too much, he's not a-sexual | 21:53 when Josh sees an attractive women, he checks her our followed by a fart | 22:00 Josh hates getting his heart ripped out | 22:50 Josh doesn't believe it will just 'happen some day' | 23:13 women judge Josh | 25:17 Clint knows Josh wants a sex doll and spoke to him about it, Clint thinks it will be harder for Josh to get a girlfriend | 26:24 Josh tried convincing himself he's a-sexual | 27:20 Josh wants to vent and not get sympathy | 30:43 Josh wishes he was a virgin because he's experienced sex and wants it | 31:25 the football game of life | 34:22 Josh takes a piss | 35:36 Josh shows off his abs and calls himself attractive | 38:24 who's this lazy eyed mother fucker | 40:00 Josh can be a smart ass when he's drunk but could kick peoples ass | 41:00 Josh barks louder | 42:00 Clint had no idea Josh hated when Clint would bust his balls about girls | 43:00 Josh's family are mostly drunks | 43:34 Josh has seen emos and goths with half their heads shaved Josh's gauntlet ring goes flying and farts on his way back to his chair | 44:22 Josh feels like a burden to women | 46:00 fuck Elliot Roger | 48:00 Josh remembers the shooting | 49:00 Josh wanted to shoot Elliot before the shooting and talks about people with autism | 53:00 Josh loves his shotgun but would never do anything stupid with it | 53:40 fuck mass shootings, fuck violence against cops and fuck police brutality! | 1:09:20 Josh is shitfaced |

I lost my job beacuse of internet trolls 2016-08-24
Josh's bracelet broke and his guitar broke | 1:00 Josh got a call from Wendys and he got fired, trolls were sending emails to Wendys corporate and so they fired him | 1:40 Josh isn't mad at his managers, he tried to explain it was trolls but corporate wasn't having it | 2:00 someone pretending to be his girlfriend kept calling the Wendys he worked at | 2:21 someone kept on emailing Wendys and so they stepped it and fired him | 2:51 Josh is down but not out of the count just yet | 3:24 as Josh gets more famous on YouTube he will get more trolls | 4:27 Josh was getting more and more trolls over the last few months so they wanted to get him fired | 5:05 so in short he got fired, good job | 5:40 Josh never did anything to these people | 6:20 Josh didn't think mentioning where he worked would fuck him over, and today would have been Josh's 4 years at Wendys | 7:00 Josh would have stayed there longer if he didn't get fired | 7:40 Josh understands why corporate fired him | 9:18 him getting fired isn't going to stop him making videos and getting a new job but wont say where he works if he gets a new job | 10:00 Josh wont be saying where he's working next | 10:30 most people in Josh's shoes would have just quit by now but he's still going strong | 10:49 how would you like it if someone got these trolls fired from their jobs | 11:00 it's hard to find a job in Casper because it's an election year | 11:37 a lot of people see Josh go through a lot of shit but he keeps going | 12:00 when Josh found out he got fired he went for a walk and saw someone on crutches and said it could be worse | 13:00 Josh talks about Wendys being a second family | 13:41 Josh would vent on YouTube about his bad days at work | 14:42 maybe the trolls did him a favour so now he will get a better job, Josh talks about busting his ass at Wendys | 15:52 Josh says he's punctual with work | 16:10 Josh talks about the rude customer "that's his job, sad isn't it" | 19:08 Josh talks about downing a bottle of booze and went to his school dance | 20:17 Josh got into a fight at the dance and talked to a cop and got out of getting a ticket | 20:40 Josh's parents found the bottle of booze he drank | 21:30 Josh said it was all down hill when when he started drinking and has a goth black mug | 22:43 YouTube bullies don't bother him because he got bullied in school | 24:01 Josh tells the story about when he bought his double barrel shotgun for $420 on April 20th | 24:40 Josh rants about Elliot Roger | 26:40 Josh was scheduled to work this weekend but he doesn't think he will be going | 27:00 It's an opportunity to get a new job working with animals | 28:38 Josh says this was similar to when he got his first account deleted because he couldn't behave himself and his second account (gothickingcobra52, goth king cobra and now KingcobraJFS | 31:58 Josh spoke to his manager about the trolls but she said corporate said he has to go | 32:30 the Wendys t-rex challenge will happen... eventually | 32:46 Josh will swear off Wendys fast food because of him being fired, one of his other managers watches his channel | 35:55 Wendys does good food, even if he got fired | 37:29 Josh talks about people calling his kitchen gross | 40:00 fuck suicide and talks about Dani Filth | 41:16 Josh got off work yesterday and met a young fan | 1:04:20 Josh does a British accent | 1:07:40 Josh is good with animals, he can make Pitbull's his friend | 1:08:0 trolls are trying to ruin his life | 1:10:00 Josh held a door open for an old guy | 1:10:40 Josh cast a circle of protection to fight ISIS | 1:13:30 life throws you curveballs

Making a spicy egg and cheese burger 2016-08-26
Josh cooks an egg cheeseburger, nothing else

Unboxing some pipe tobacco 2016-08-26
Josh tried super gluing the pickup on his guitar but it didn't work | 1:12 Josh made it worse and his guitar doesn't work at all | 2:38 Josh thought he was showing improvement on the guitar but now he can't play anymore | 3:00 Josh thanks his fans for showing his support after getting fired from Wendys | 5:58 a fan sent Josh a care package of pipe tobacco, a goblet and do-rags | 8:30 a lot of people are concerned for Josh after he lost his Job |

Shooting some guns 2016-08-28
Josh is out shooting with Michael Baldwin and his cousin Chris | 8:30 we are hunting pedos | 44:35 Michael B spent $400 on a pistol, Josh picks it up and dry fires it | 1:00:00 MB feels pretty fucking good now he got his pistol to work | 1:04:10 MB shoots a bottle of water close up | 1:05:40 MB shows his tits |

My day today 2016-08-28
Josh is dipping | 0:34 Josh hocks a loogie | Josh talks about uploading the shooting video | 8:36 Josh warns his fans not to superglue to try fix their guitar |

RIP Gene Wilder 2016-08-29
Josh makes a small tribute video to Gene Wilder

Re I pissed off a Cult 2016-08-29
Josh makes a video response to the YouTube troll 'Castelluz Zemi' aka Fat fuck from Kentucky that got Josh fired called https://youtu.be/EERIRfxwKOA | Josh has an appointment to see a job coach and he also went into Wendys to drop off his uniform and so they gave him a free cup of soda | 1:51 Josh talks about CZ and his video | 3:49 the video begins | 4:23 Josh plays the video but then goes off to take a shit | 12:18 video ends and Josh says he was 'self diagnosed by a doctor when he was 13' and talks about his autism | 13:17 he says CZ should be ashamed of himself for getting him fired | 13:30 Josh only talked about one customer and not customers and talks about working at Wendys | 15:37 Josh had customers come up to him and personally thank him for doing a good job | 17:00 Josh says CZ has shitty actions | 17:18 he got him fired from his job | 19:00 CZ brought it upon himself for getting Josh fired | 21:00 Josh gets his second to last pay check Wednesday and his last pay check in a few months | 23:00 Wyoming normals weed vote on November 7th | 24:00 Josh got told to watch one of his senior managers but he didn't want to | 25:00 Josh thought he fit in well at Wendys | 27:30 Josh calls CZ jealous and says he's a hater and wanted to get famous by getting Josh fired | 28:40 Josh owns up to making mistakes but ultimately CZ got him fired | 29:33 one of Josh's old managers treated Josh like he was stupid and an older guy says he was going to complain about his manager | 32:26 CZ should be ashamed of himself and recaps what he mentioned before |
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
It boggles the mind just how much Josh has aged and deteriorated in just 5 years. Also heart breaking to know he probably will never clean up his lifestyle let alone slow down the abuse he puts his body through.
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It's not society's fault, ok toobs but it's how-IT'S HOW WE CAN PEEK into everyone's lives now. We can invite people in, and others can invite themselves.

Let's go back to 1980. If this was now, Josh would be the guy I'd see in the town square talking to himself with a boombox. Where I grew up, that guy existed until one day he didn't.
At recess, there was a kid named "Mikey" who was brain damaged. He come over and go "wasssuppp" and wanna high-5 us. He never grew up.
In M'Lord's case it's been often speculated that stiffer hands in parenting earlier on would have helped Josh develop better.
As others have said, it's all a chase for the dopamine.
Youtube recommended a 3 year old video on a video josh did in 2012. I had to slllloooowwww it down to understand the bad-boy of JobCorps. Monster used to be enough. Now we gotta mix it with some bullshit.

But you're right. He'll never change unless there's a life-altering event. For example, Josh may be at a higher risk to suffer a stroke than others right. So boom. 35 years old Cobra Demon suffers the big S. Well, he will have to be in some assisted living situation for at least a little while.

While there are $600 apts in town and SSI payments to mooch, he will not change.
 
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museum privilege said:
Praise Oprah’s one armed magick.
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Republican Atheist only gets upset about Josh’s pan handling and grifting, for one simple fact. It is known that Josh channels his money into the Ulster Defence League and other unionist cells in Norn Iron.

I’d also like to note, when Snails paid Scotty to put spyware on Joshs iMac. The software was coded by Lyle, ended up being a Twitter bot that sent Pro-Zoophile rhetoric to Donald Trump.
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God bless you, Muse.
 
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It boggles the mind just how much Josh has aged and deteriorated in just 5 years. Also heart breaking to know he probably will never clean up his lifestyle let alone slow down the abuse he puts his body through.
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Josh is going to be one of those guys who is 60 and they look 85, like Popcorn Sutton. If he didn't dress like a high schooler he would easily read late 40's-early 50's, no doubt.
 
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DarkJordDrinkCombos said:
He said they where delta 8. Which can fuck you up pretty good. Especially with the amount he took. He may think he's dieing before the end of the night.
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I'm not familiar with Delta 8. If the reaction can be pretty severe in large doses, I can't imagine how exacerbated it becomes by drinking half a 12 pack. Especially for Cobra, who is the only alcoholic I've ever seen that never developed a tolerance.

Hope Clint's keeping his eye on his boy.
 
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ThrowawayForCobra said:
I'm not familiar with Delta 8. If the reaction can be pretty severe in large doses, I can't imagine how exacerbated it becomes by drinking half a 12 pack. Especially for Cobra, who is the only alcoholic I've ever seen that never developed a tolerance.

Hope Clint's keeping his eye on his boy.
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Delta 8 is just an analog of delta 9. the active ingredient in thc. It's very similar, slightly less strong but the amount he took is still a lot. I'm surprised it hasn't kicked in yet. Though, edibles can take hours sometimes to kick in. Idk, maybe his spice habit is worse than I thought and he'll be able to handle it and just pass out.
 
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