Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Delta 8 is just an analog of delta 9. the active ingredient in thc. It's very similar, slightly less strong but the amount he took is still a lot. I'm surprised it hasn't kicked in yet. Though, edibles can take hours sometimes to kick in. Idk, maybe his spice habit is worse than I thought and he'll be able to handle it and just pass out.
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If those older weed videos are any indication, our boy smokes lots of green. I wanna say he could handle large amounts of THC but, uh, I dunno man. Whatever tolerance he has might be negligible, as he might’ve just been buying local Wyoming stick-and-stem for whatever he can afford for years.

Relative to whatever ditchweed he’s smoking, this could be more than he bargained for.
 
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Oowee toobs redditor PopupEpstein seems obsessed with Games leaving. He has made so many (deleted) threads about it and keeps mentioning this video he made which he's clearly afraid (understandably) to show anyone outside his discord circlejerk


This is even more cringe than spamming the sub with rants and making empty threats to make a KCJFS DOOM wad. He seems genuinely upset while trying to play it off as bullying.

Check the comments for extra lols. This guy is a disaster.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Josh is going to be one of those guys who is 60 and they look 85, like Popcorn Sutton. If he didn't dress like a high schooler he would easily read late 40's-early 50's, no doubt.
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He already looks 65 with his grandpa compression socks.
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Our dark lord is back after a three-day streaming hiatus with a bud light and some more drugs that people sent to him in the mail. TWU.

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I love that, no matter what happens in the world, the one thing I can count on is Jord never spelling “response” correctly.
kingcobradev said:
Oowee toobs redditor PopupEpstein seems obsessed with Games leaving. He has made so many (deleted) threads about it and keeps mentioning this video he made which he's clearly afraid (understandably) to show anyone outside his discord circlejerk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z72dqhWTpI0&pp=sAQA

This is even more cringe than spamming the sub with rants and making empty threats to make a KCJFS DOOM wad. He seems genuinely upset while trying to play it off as bullying.
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This is cringe. The sub is full of potential cows. Just look at this new thread.

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Dick Pooman said:
Our dark lord is back after a three-day streaming hiatus with a bud light and some more drugs that people sent to him in the mail. TWU.

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I'm enjoying all the speculation on how he will handle eating that amount. While it's common knowledge you can't overdose on marijuana enough THC can still cause heart arrythmia / palpatations and full blown panic attacks. Josh never exercises, eats horribly, drinks all day every day, inhales cigars and smokes bags of pipe tobacco. Good luck boglim.
 
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I'm enjoying all the speculation on how he will handle eating that amount. While it's common knowledge you can't overdose on marijuana enough THC can still cause heart arrythmia / palpatations and full blown panic attacks. Josh never exercises, eats horribly, drinks all day every day, inhales cigars and smokes bags of pipe tobacco. Good luck boglim.
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That’s generally true but you know how he is. He could practically survive an apocalypse.
 
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ThrowawayForCobra said:
I'm not familiar with Delta 8. If the reaction can be pretty severe in large doses, I can't imagine how exacerbated it becomes by drinking half a 12 pack. Especially for Cobra, who is the only alcoholic I've ever seen that never developed a tolerance.

Hope Clint's keeping his eye on his boy.
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How is it possible that Josh still has no tolerance for booze? I find it fascinating that he always gets completely wasted on so little.
 
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How is it possible that Josh still has no tolerance for booze? I find it fascinating that he always gets completely wasted on so little.
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He very rarely drinks the heavy shit, despite his obsession with JD. Whatever he does drink is generally shit-tier American pisswater that still needs to be heavily deluded with soda and candy treats, and it takes very little to actually knock him out.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
How is it possible that Josh still has no tolerance for booze? I find it fascinating that he always gets completely wasted on so little.
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It's possible his liver is damaged/wasn't very good to begin with.

If your liver doesn't produce the amount of enzymes possible to break down the alcohol entering your system, you can get drunk on relatively very little.

I don't think it would hard to make the case that his liver is probably pretty damaged today. I wouldn't go so far as to say he has Cirrhosis, there's a lack of symptoms there but....probably fair to say he's got a fatty liver and it's not ticking so good no more.


lol I think it's safe to say it had an effect.
 
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ThrowawayForCobra said:

lol I think it's safe to say it had an effect.
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Oh fuck he's wandering out in public fucked up.

I know people cry "Clintervention!" at the drop of a hat but this might actually get Homedad involved, being high in public could get our sexy bad boy in actual trouble. Excited to see how he progresses now that he's aware of a new treat.
 
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Our dark lord is back after a three-day streaming hiatus with a bud light and some more drugs that people sent to him in the mail. TWU.

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He really got into his "if I disgraced vegan beauty her with consent" skit. The frustration is reaching critical levels I think.


Umaibae said:
This is cringe. The sub is full of potential cows. Just look at this new thread.
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And these fags are going to register here one day if they haven't already. Great. Just give in and become a cow - you're obviously far from normal.

Genetic Mt. Dew said:
How is it possible that Josh still has no tolerance for booze? I find it fascinating that he always gets completely wasted on so little.
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Cobes' mom pregamed the celebration of his birth. People with FASD are probably more susceptible to alcohol because of how jacked up their development is. Plus, his diet and overall health are shit so he probably has ulcers. If his eyes start turning yellow, his liver is starting to say fuck it. You give any developmentally challenged person alcohol and you get this:


"Are you dumb? How are you laughing at this?"
"I-I'm blown away!"
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Here's Kobes' latest streams:
Start:
Drinking Bud Light Platinum #not a sponsor to toast another successful wand sale. Shows off CBD products he received in a care package. Reads the note. Shows off what he received. Gummies, liquids and cbd oils.
4:24:
Wands will be in the mail tomorrow. The person that bought the wands got a free wand of a colour of his choice and they chose purple and black. Starts an Isayic Butterfield rage bait vegan booty video.
6:43:
Texting.
7:24:
Thanks the person who sent him all the CBD stuff. Puts his phone on airplane mode. Back to the video.
8:21:
Stops the video to show that he got cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming double standards. Dream house is going to have a secret exercise room. 6 pack joke. Double standards gender relations. Back to the video.
10:42:
Vegan Booty rant. He’s already watched this video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he hasn’t had alcohol in the last few days. Back to the video.
13:12:
Talking about ride bike. Custom wand is nearly done drying. Wands will be in the mail tomorrow. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He’s going to repeat all his previous vegan rants in this video. Vegan booty rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills what Isayic Butterfield is shilling. Back to the video.
16:23:
Hints at making a new t-shirt for his Tee Spring. Shills his female empowerment shirt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes could never be vegan. Back to the video.
17:52:
Cyclist rant. Bud Light Platinum #notasponsor. Back to the video.
19:14:
Vegans are murdering plants rant. Joey from Slipknot passed away so he might do a Slipknot vocal cover. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about YouTube not monitorising his channel because he advertises tobacco and alcohol. Turns it into a vegan booty rant scenario with his fake children.
22:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his PayPal. Talks about his wand business. Said someone said he smells good when he was buying smokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan booty rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan rant. Billie Eliyajh is a good vegan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan Booty copying Isayic Butterfield. Shills Tactical Soap. Kobes puts veggies on his burgers.
27:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sleazy comments about Vegan Booty.
29:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about animal abuse. Compares raising animals for food with raising plants for food. Talks about how much he is a gentleman by being graphically sexual.
31:36:
Moar beer. Gives relationship advice and shills Tactical Soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sleazy comments about Vegan Booty. Sexual stamina. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his People suck I need a beer shirt. Back to the video.
33:46:
It’s unsanitary to fuck animals raised for food rant. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Vegan Booty wouldn’t like it if she was raped rant.
36:20:
Having some CBD gummies. Talks about when he accidentally made his weed videos public. He smoked weed for his Asperger’s. Eats gummies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Oppression rant.
38:31:
Moar gummies. More rape talk.
39:28:
Back to the video. Fuck rape. Back to the video. Moar gummies.
40:22:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Finishes the pack of gummies.
41:48:
Back to the video. Sleezy comments about Vegan Booty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans are like trolls. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his cigar. Vegan rant. Kobes loves animals. Animal shelters are depressing. He’s getting upset talking about this.
46:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. White knighting Isayic Butterfield. Kobes respects women. Rant about people leaving Wendy’s in a mess.
48:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan Booty is mental. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake meat is nasty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women. Kobes has studied women and knows how they think.
50:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Things that stop you from getting hard. Chaturbate.
52:16:
Back to the video. Kobes is saving the world from animal farts by eating meat. Kobes hates mongooses but he respects them. Cobra cane.
54:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Creepy comments about Vegan Booty.
56:07:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about KFC double down. Kobes has great fast food recipe ideas but no one will listen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Negging Vegan Booty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Speciesism isn’t real. Looks it up on Bing. Doesn’t use google except for his email now. Kobes is speciesist for cobras. Be free brother…
1:02:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Speciesist rant. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video.
1:04:26:
Dick jokes.
1:05:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is triggered because Vegan Booty said mean things about Isayic Butterfield. Animals can’t consent. Animal R ape – discuss. Kobes knows a few rape survivors – this sounded threatening. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Modern society makes people lazy because don’t have to hunt for food anymore. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs.
1:12:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes loves Isayic Butterfield. Back to the video for 2 seconds. King cobras are cobra cannibals.
1:14:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Calls Vegan Booty psychotic. Talks about not being able to smoke indoors. This apartment is an upgrade from his last apartment. Might do a cigar review later to celebrate his successful wand business. Opens the cigar.
1:16:59:
How to cut cigars. Dry puff. Back to the video.
1:18:49:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Admits he jacked it to Vegan Booty OF. Double standards in OF.
1:20:32:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar beer. One of his wands got returned so he says to hit him up with the proper address.
1:21:21:
Back to the video. Complaining about women making money from OF. OF is a stereotype for women. Gives dating advice.
1:22:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks her OF photos aren’t bad. Back to the video.
1:23:11:
Sexual nature. Back to the video.
1:23:47:
Body shaaaaaaaming double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women making more money than men on Twitch and OF. Women don’t have to be sex workers. Back to the video.
1:27:27:
Slut shaming double standards gender relations. Talks about his cigar. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Animal abuse rant. Cage free eggs are delicious. Unless you want to taste the suffering. Try something else. Lost his ponytail holder. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
1:33:00:
Straight pride rant. Eat meat to save the ozone layer from cow farts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being sleazy about Vegan Booty. Talks about being a YouTube celebrity and having lots of fan girls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stupid to pay for porn. Back to the video. Sleazy about Vegan Booty.
1:38:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kissing Isayic Butterfield’s a ss. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about Vegan Booty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Diet advice. Shows off his belly.
1:42:16:
Moar beer. Back to the video. The female form is worshipped in our society. Women are the gate keepers of sex….. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people pirating content from OF. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sleazy about Vegan Booty. He has the hiccups. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:45:15:
Unexpected sneeze. He is so thirsty for Vegan Booty.
1:46:26:
Back to the video. Gives relationship advice. Pubes. Back to the video.
1:48:33:
Complaining about having to wash in order to meet a woman. Back to the video. Talks about KFC. Food shaming. Complains about having the hiccups. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Hormones in food. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Religion rant. Back to the video.
1:57:30:
OF gender relations. Kobes could have an OF if he wanted to. Lists off his attractive qualities. Talks about his salmon video.
2:01:14:
Not getting a new cell phone until this one breaks and his phone is not mainly used for cooking videos. Back to talking about his salmon video.
2:02:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF isn’t easy money. Kobes could start an OF because he’s famous but won’t because he already has a Patreon and there’s already lots of his d ick pics on the internet. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lighting for nude photos.
2:05:48:
Beer Piss.
2:07:09:
Returns, moar beer. How to have a successful OF. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs.
2:09:30:
Back to the video until it ends. Meat industry rant.
2:11:52:
His new shampoo smells good and gives him wicked volume. Chats blowing up and that means he’s famous. Talks about his cigar. Trolls. Still has the hiccups. Back to talking about his cigar.
2:14:37:
Religion and magic. Goth isn’t a religion it’s a lifestyle. Still hiccupping.
2:17:26:
Wands. Not going to say who bought the wands. Talks about his hair. He would get hair plugs if he won the lottery. Aussie shampoo and conditioner.
2:20:17:
R ape rant. Flies.
2:22:46:
Checks out his hairline from different angles. Complaining about flies. Talks about doing a vocal cover of Snuff.
2:25:16:
Unexpected sneeze. He drinks to cope with societies issues. Still hiccupping.
2:26:26:
Shows of his I’d hit that shirt a fan sent him. Talks about his cigar.
2:27:59:
Wearing Shush shorts. Shows them off. He’s wearing them over pants. Talks about his hair again.
2:30:05:
Shows off the custom black and purple wand. People always asking me, you know what I’m saying. Custom wands.
Start:
Lists off his order. Napkins on point. He ordered 6-8 drumsticks and gravy.
1:21:
Licks the gravy off the lid. Yukbang. Calls Vegan Booty a b itch. HE’s just sitting in the dark eating chicken mumbling extra crispy, KFC, gravy, in between slurps.
13:30:
Drinks gravy.
15:47:
Moar beer. He still has the hiccups.
What a pity Kobes doesn't like fatties. Chantal is his perfect match

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Short video. Outside smoking his cigar. Says it’s good and he’s new to the cigar connoisseur world. Drinking Bud Light Platinum #notasponsor. Doesn’t have to be drunk or tipsy to do a cigar review.
 
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OXZ said:
And these fags are going to register here one day if they haven't already. Great. Just give in and become a cow - you're obviously far from normal.
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I’ve openly suggested users move over to his thread here on that subreddit many times before. Seemed like a pragmatic move, that subreddit is bound to be deleted or locked eventually.

I don’t think you have to worry about people registering here, that suggestion was met with a resounding “No, X happens on KiwiFarms.”

Personally, I think the general cultural behaviour of flipping their shit every time Josh says supremely retarded shit wouldn’t really be tolerated so they kinda just keep their distance.

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It is very strange that Cobes struggles to open any and all forms of packaging but (assumingly) rolls up his cigarettes regularly.
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Not only does he struggle to open packages, he makes other people struggle to open HIS packages. lol It is the most absurd shit he does that so very few know about. This man will use an entire roll of packing tape on his wands, it took me 20 minutes to open up the fuckin’ thing.
 
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