Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[wagglyplacebo]

It is very strange that Cobes struggles to open any and all forms of packaging but (assumingly) rolls up his cigarettes regularly.

KingCobraJFS MELTDOWN

Josh has a meltdown for no reason and then laughs and makes fun of the dead mother of a kid he hated in school.

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[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Happy Friday!

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Oprah would make a fantastic cow.

 

[chimpSculpture]

KingCobraJFS MELTDOWN

Josh has a meltdown for no reason and then laughs and makes fun of the dead mother of a kid he hated in school.

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"Roll the cigarette PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSE!!!!!"

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was just using some shitty cigarette roller off of Amazon.

 

[kingcobradev]

Latest stream was 100% unwatchable.

- Sit back arms folded listening to youtube trash on max volume
- Lean forward to check for dough nations
- Sit back and visibly pout because nobody donated

Repeat a dozen times until giving up and punishing the viewers with the usual tobacco break. Fin.

Just sad.

Happy Friday!

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Quality. It's great to see something here that would be insta-deleted on the sub. Courtney insisted on being a cobraverse glass tapper but for some reason is a forbidden topic there.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Latest stream was 100% unwatchable.

- Sit back arms folded listening to youtube trash on max volume
- Lean forward to check for dough nations
- Sit back and visibly pout because nobody donated

Repeat a dozen times until giving up and punishing the viewers with the usual tobacco break. Fin.

Just sad.

I know watching Josh can be tedious at times. Just….you know, keep in mind he’s a long watch. If you’re looking for excitement, he’s probably not gunna show you much of that.

I think you’ll see some of that around November-December this year, when he signed his lease. I will be very surprised if they continue his lease, considering the barrage of bullshit that went on this year.

I hope his dad just buys him a tiny house and puts it on the property, be done with it. That’s realistically one of the few options he has to circumvent his consistent evictions.

 

[kingcobradev]

I know watching Josh can be tedious at times. Just….you know, keep in mind he’s a long watch. If you’re looking for excitement, he’s probably not gunna show you much of that.

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Yeah I have been following Josh since 2014 I know he's boring but the streams he has been doing this year where he literally does nothing except keep checking his paypal are a new low. Unless he's tweaking, pilled out or drunk he is objectively unwatchable. It was never this boring in the past but no need to repeat the obvious, he has become an abomination. A genuine waste of internet bandwidth.

 

[DarkJordDrinkCombos]

Yeah I have been following Josh since 2014 I know he's boring but the streams he has been doing this year where he literally does nothing except keep checking his paypal are a new low. Unless he's tweaking, pilled out or drunk he is objectively unwatchable. It was never this boring in the past but no need to repeat the obvious, he has become an abomination. A genuine waste of internet bandwidth.

How have you been watching since 2014 and legit think Josh does meth? There's not a chance he does meth. At least not any stream I've seen.

 

[RollingRock]

FUCK chimos FUCK rapists FUCK ChrisChan

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

FUCK chimos FUCK rapists FUCK ChrisChan

Poor Cobes; trying to be relevant.

He might see things differently when his dry spell matches and beats Chris Chan's.

 

[kingcobradev]

How have you been watching since 2014 and legit think Josh does meth? They're not a chance he does meth. At least not any stream I've seen.

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Nobody has proof but everyone comes to their own conclusion. It's one of the more contentious topics with Cobra watchers. In my opinion it's blatantly obvious he does more than smoke and drink. He used to blow through thousands of dollars back when he first started streaming and I guess his more innocent "fans" just assumed he must have been buying the most expensive weed and alcohol on the planet, bless their hearts. Everyone else knows what's really going on.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

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Nobody has proof but everyone comes to their own conclusion. It's one of the more contentious topics with Cobra watchers. In my opinion it's blatantly obvious he does more than smoke and drink. He used to blow through thousands of dollars back when he first started streaming and I guess his more innocent "fans" just assumed he must have been buying the most expensive weed and alcohol on the planet, bless their hearts. Everyone else knows what's really going on.

Problem with this is Cobes would go on and on about it.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Problem with this is Cobes would go on and on about it.

Yeah, this line of argument has been debunked time and time again. A lot of the Genova people don’t buy it or didnt at the time because they don’t actually know how Josh functions.

If he did meth that day, he wouldn’t be buying booze today. He has no shortage of shitbags in his repertoire who could direct him to where to buy it or be a middle man for him. It’s much cheaper than booze, and it’s in the hands of Joshua Saunders, a well known dopamine chaser and a guy who doesn’t do impulse control worth a shit. You’d be seeing a really different Josh today if he put his hands on a pipe that day.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I do remember something from years ago where he said that he accidentally took a hit of meth at a party because he thought it was something else in the pipe, but I don't know if that was just Josh being a bullshitter like he usually is. That's the extent if true (as far as we know). I really don't think he's ever done meth. He has no willpower whatsoever and his baseline vices are six-packs of beer and cheeseburgers. Not to say that alcohol isn't an awful drug if consumed the way Cobra does, I think he would simply be completely lost to the world if he added in amphetamines.

 

[SnusBurns]

Josh did Oxy once. I want to say it's the one where Chris took him to a house party, and Josh decided it a good idea to smack a girls ass after her boyfriend slapped her ass (Josh got kicked out). I'm guessing before that happened Josh was given Oxy for free that night. He also has a brief history growing up and huffing cologne.

Other than that, all we know for sure is alcohol, weed, tobacco, and caffeine. With a side of shrooms sometimes.

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

I refuse to believe cobes has done shrooms.

 

[SnusBurns]

He talks about colors and patterns on shrooms the few times he has mentioned it. But it rarely comes up. He has recently talked of drinking alcohol, smoking weed, and doing shrooms in a single sitting as something he would like to be doing right now. Which sounds like a complete waste of shrooms.

Also forgot about the time Josh claims to have done meth by accident or was tricked into smoking it. He did not like it.

And the infamous K2 spice smoking he did for like a year or two.

 

[chimpSculpture]

If Cobes was ever offered meth he'd likely accept that offer immediately, but it's hard to say for sure. I think Clint mentioned that the exact day Cobes turned 21 he began drinking and smoking. It's kind of strange to believe that he would wait patiently for an arbitrary day but then also be so obviously eager to consume them that he starts immediately.

I think people with Autism struggle with morals so they follow rules more rigorously because of that, and since Casper supposedly has such a bad meth problem I wouldn't be surprised if his parents and school drilled into his head from a young age how bad meth is.

So it could very easily be that he would avoid meth as much as possible out of habit but he could very easily pick it up at any time, it'd probably be down to his mood whenever he was offered some.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think Clint mentioned that the exact day Cobes turned 21 he began drinking and smoking.

Yeah, Clint said that the day Josh turned 18 he started smoking like it was something he was obligated to do because it was legally available to him. The same thing happened with booze when he turned 21. I like to think that Josh has seen enough of the methhead types around town to know it's not something to fuck with.

 

[Clint's Burden]

If Cobes was ever offered meth he'd likely accept that offer immediately, but it's hard to say for sure. I think Clint mentioned that the exact day Cobes turned 21 he began drinking and smoking. It's kind of strange to believe that he would wait patiently for an arbitrary day but then also be so obviously eager to consume them that he starts immediately.

I think people with Autism struggle with morals so they follow rules more rigorously because of that, and since Casper supposedly has such a bad meth problem I wouldn't be surprised if his parents and school drilled into his head from a young age how bad meth is.

So it could very easily be that he would avoid meth as much as possible out of habit but he could very easily pick it up at any time, it'd probably be down to his mood whenever he was offered some.

Josh is one those “When the cats away, the mice play” kinda guys with rules, right.

His smoking inside, for example. Susie gave him a stern talking to about that, along with his father. For a little bit, he’d follow the rules and go smoke outside. A week passes, Josh thinks “Fuck it, nobody’s really watching me, I’ll just open the window. Put some towels under the doors.” Another week passes, half the time the window is open. A month has gone by and he’s already back to just smoking inside again.

This is really indicative of everything he’s told not to do, how he treats any rules. The only difference is that now, there are a legion of weens who’ll just call his dad or the apartment complex whenever he starts to fuck around.

Now he doesn’t do it on camera anymore. He’s doing it off camera, and you can tell he’s doing it off camera purely based on his window being open so often that his house is infested with flies. His smokes are always on his desk, not in his jacket pocket where they’d usually be if you were always going outside to smoke.

People always think he’s about as dumb as dirt. Sometimes he is, but they underestimate how crafty and sneaky he can be. Gotta keep your head on a swivel with him. lol