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IMO Once kobes doesn't fuck any of his relatives he's okay
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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My assessment is coming from experience.
He may have dabbled in meth before but in my opinion absolutley does not do it often, if at all.
It would be fairly obvious if he was doing meth with any regularity. He can't even keep his alcoholism hidden. While it can be possible to act a functioning speed addict for a short time for a non regard, eventually it would become easily noticeable. Especially for one such as M'jord.
Cobes is legit wholesome in comparison. I hope it stays that way.
RollingRock
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Lenin Lime cut of Cobe's Chris Chan response video. Kind of long (30 minutes)
Clint's Burden
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lmao pretty sure we're good on Josh not putting his penis anywhere near a woman
Makes me wonder when Josh is gunna snap. Non-medicated, constantly fucked with, bipolar, sexually frustrated, isolated alcoholic that's only thought of when he's a slight inconvenience to his parents.
I have an incredibly bad feeling that this isn't going to end well either.
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We'll just have to wait and see. The weens are accelerating his decline by sending him money and liquor mail, though. He definitely knows the consequences of sex crimes and considering his current lifestyle, he's really not a danger to anyone but himself. Like you said, Homedad won't step in until Cobes is about to go too far.
chimpSculpture
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Has that become the bare minimum now? I know CWC is the "Base Eidos" of lolcows but fuck we can't be lowering our bars this low.
People kind of get used to being in this state and can live like that for extended periods of time. It's just a matter of how long it would take for it to catch up with him.
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Clint's Burden
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I’m not exactly against people sending him booze, to be honest. You see how he is with his snipe tobacco shit. Doesn’t matter what you do, he always gets his fix. He will do desperate things to get where he needs to go, perhaps a little more than people are aware.
I’d rather him drink booze people send him then go galavanting around at closing time drinking everyone’s leftovers. Or just drinking straight mouthwash. Or overspending and not paying his internet bill on time.
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Here's tonight's 42 second long Chillin stream. It looks like Cobes is having a real one.
Restream_Regard
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man, clint needs to take ol' boglim boy out back and just put him down
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Absolutley smashed off another pack of those "Delta B" gummies no doubt lol. He could barely talk.
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Yeah, it's better he gets sealed liquor and smokes than doing nastier shit. I see your point. He'll never learn how to budget no matter what though
Clint's Burden
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I love how he just treats them like regular ass gummies, just eats the whole bag. My man’s gunna be seeing the devil tonight lmao
Yeah, it's better he gets sealed liquor and smokes than doing nastier shit. I see your point. He'll never learn how to budget no matter what though
Most fucked up part about that is there was a time where he pretty much did budget well, purely out of necessity. Lolol
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I definitely think he and Warlord were on something during that stream. Might not have been meth, but maybe some sort of synthetic something or other.
I don't think Cobes would start regularly using meth, personally. He seems to prefer downers over uppers. He was prescribed Adderall when he was younger and it showed in his frenetic speech in his older videos. Granted, all of Josh's speech is slow now a days, but I thought I remembered him talking about how he didn't like Adderall.
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I watched this vintage Cobes video yesterday, he looked almost presentable. Less hair is less filth too.
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Here's Kobes streams from Friday:
Start:
Shows off a mug he was sent on a care package. Drinking an energy drink before he has a beer.
2:04:
Realised every time he uses his new headphones he mutes himself so he won't be using them.
2:39:
Shills beard oil. Beer in energy drink.
3:38:
Vocal cover zz top sharp dressed man. He keeps pausing every couple of seconds. No copyright infringement intended.
6:30:
Pauses to Shill the store his mug is from back to the vocal cover.
9:09:
Paused one too many times. He lost the video. Puts on a different song instead. Slipknot vocal cover.
11:50:
Fucked up the lyrics. Back to the vocal cover
15:34:
Not his best cover. Rip joey.
Shows off a mug he was sent on a care package. Drinking an energy drink before he has a beer.
2:04:
Realised every time he uses his new headphones he mutes himself so he won't be using them.
2:39:
Shills beard oil. Beer in energy drink.
3:38:
Vocal cover zz top sharp dressed man. He keeps pausing every couple of seconds. No copyright infringement intended.
6:30:
Pauses to Shill the store his mug is from back to the vocal cover.
9:09:
Paused one too many times. He lost the video. Puts on a different song instead. Slipknot vocal cover.
11:50:
Fucked up the lyrics. Back to the vocal cover
15:34:
Not his best cover. Rip joey.
Start:
Fuck Chris Chan because he is a mother fucker. People suck I need a beer. Explains who Chris Chan is and that he raped his mom. Kobes was so mad he had to go out and smoke a cigarette. Reads chat.
2:52:
He heard about it on Courtney's discord and he git fan texts about it. Shows off his t shirt. He'll be making more wands. Fuck Chris chan. He doesn't know who Chris Chan is just knows he's a sick asshole.
5:12:
Texting. Fuck Chris chan. Reads chat. Nit going to stream fir too long. Shows off his mug. Doesn't know who Chris Chan is just that he's a sick fucker. He listened to the call recording.
8:02:
Wands in the mail TMDWU. Says make sure you give your proper address when you buy a wand so it doesn't get sent back to his po box. Kobes has 2 sets of grand parents and 3 sets of great grandparents so he hates elderly abuse. Talks about his vocal covers video. Reading chat.
10:47:
Barb should be in a group home. Mentions his great grandpa had alzeimhers . Talks about his great grandparents telling him about the great depression. Back to talking about Chris chan.
16:34:
Looks up the call recording video and plays someone's reaction of it. Kobes makes a joke about Chris being from the deep south. Chris Chan giving a bad name to trannys. Back to the video.
19:36:
Chris Chan needs help mentally for fucking his mom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Barb should be in a group home. Talks about his great grandparents being sent to a group home. Kobes hates elderly abusers more than he hates his trolls. Back to the video.
22:24:
What to do if your elderly demented mom hits on you. Kobes isn't looking forward to growing old. Fuck Chris chan. Talks about his great grandparents who died.
25:35:
He got a lot of texts telling him about Chris chan. Even step moms are a no! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Thank lucifer the cops removed him from the home and did a wellness check on Barb. Cartoon voices.
27:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dancing with your mom is okay. Respect old people. Back to the video.
29:17:
Barb has Kobes sympathy and respect. The only time you should be a mother fucker is if she is the mother of your children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why couldn't Chris just get a nice girl his own age. Back to the video.
32:00:
He's watching based shaman reaction to Chris Chan call recording. Chris Chan should be sent to the nut House. Kobes is glad people cancel cultured him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is nit surprised Barb made the first move because they forget who their relatives are. Back to the video.
35:21:
Moar beer. Drinking camo because its cheap and strong. Mixing it with Arizona mango tea. Back to the video.
37:30:
Incest is gross get a sex doll instead. Suggest cousin's are okay probably. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't give a fuck how hot your mom is, this is disgusting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chris Chan is a sick fuck and needs mental help. Back to the video.
40:13:
Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Kobes says of course she was confused she has dementia there is so many levels of fucked up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap that makes kobes want to drink.
44:36:
Back to the video. The fact that it took a couple of tries should have indicated this was unnatural. Kobes hopes Barb us put in assisted living and Chris gets mental help. Talks about his shorts sent to him by a fan. Talks about going to the UK with home dad Clint. Clocktowers. Says some fans gave him a rude to the post office. Talks about his fans.
50:00:
Some people are just into old people but once they are not your relatives and it's consensual it's okay with Kobes. Respect the dead, respect children, respect elders, respect animals. Don't rape anyone. Don't fuck kids, animals or elderly. Kobes can't understand why people are into this shit.
55:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chris Chan giving people from the South a bad reputation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes sold his soul to the devil to become better at guitar and become a powerful warlock and it worked. Back to the video.
58:13:
Chris Chan giving trannys a bad name.
1:00:16:
Back to the video. Chris is a literal nasty ass mother fucker. Talks about getting texts about this. Chris is hurting trans rights.
1:03:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is disgusted. Looks for his guitar pick. Plays his banjo.
1:08:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is extra fucked off because Barb has dementia. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Disgustannnnnnng. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes heard of Chris Chan before but never watched any of his videos. This was blowing up on twitter and he thought well king cobra is a social media influencer let's see what he can do. Back to the video for wl2 seconds. Getting a sex doll is less creepy than fucking your mom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can crush for the fans.
1:14:05:
Back to the video. Open relationship rant.
1:16:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Spongebob voice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Okay to take your mom out to dinner but anything beyond that is nope. Back to the video.
1:19:05:
People are accepting the wrong things... something about trannys. Back to the video. Kobes will lose it of society tries to make incest acceptable.
1:22:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't care if Chris Chan and Barb are lonely. Shout out to Cobras dry spell. Gender relations rant.
1:24:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest bad. Blames accepting trannys as the reason for Chris being a mother fucker. Lol based.
1:27:15:
Doesn't care that he's out of alcohol.
1:28:07:
Smoke break. Knife for smoke break.
1:32:50:
Returns. Back to the video. Shout out to cobras dry spell. If you can't find someone to love you get a sex doll don't fuck your mother. Back to the video. Talks about Stephanie.
1:35:46:
Back to the video. Shout out to cobras dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Without a hint of self awareness says if you can't find anyone to love you for 20 years you are the problem. Back to the video.
1:35:26:
Kobes is bothered by this. CBD gummies. Can't open the pack.
1:40:59:
Finally opens the pack. Has some gummies. Back to the video. Says he's not super upset about this then changes his mind because this is the way society is going.
1:43:00:
Checks PayPal. Shout out to someone who gave him money. Instant transfer. Says no one is doxed on his channel. Fuck sickos. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
Fuck Chris Chan because he is a mother fucker. People suck I need a beer. Explains who Chris Chan is and that he raped his mom. Kobes was so mad he had to go out and smoke a cigarette. Reads chat.
2:52:
He heard about it on Courtney's discord and he git fan texts about it. Shows off his t shirt. He'll be making more wands. Fuck Chris chan. He doesn't know who Chris Chan is just knows he's a sick asshole.
5:12:
Texting. Fuck Chris chan. Reads chat. Nit going to stream fir too long. Shows off his mug. Doesn't know who Chris Chan is just that he's a sick fucker. He listened to the call recording.
8:02:
Wands in the mail TMDWU. Says make sure you give your proper address when you buy a wand so it doesn't get sent back to his po box. Kobes has 2 sets of grand parents and 3 sets of great grandparents so he hates elderly abuse. Talks about his vocal covers video. Reading chat.
10:47:
Barb should be in a group home. Mentions his great grandpa had alzeimhers . Talks about his great grandparents telling him about the great depression. Back to talking about Chris chan.
16:34:
Looks up the call recording video and plays someone's reaction of it. Kobes makes a joke about Chris being from the deep south. Chris Chan giving a bad name to trannys. Back to the video.
19:36:
Chris Chan needs help mentally for fucking his mom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Barb should be in a group home. Talks about his great grandparents being sent to a group home. Kobes hates elderly abusers more than he hates his trolls. Back to the video.
22:24:
What to do if your elderly demented mom hits on you. Kobes isn't looking forward to growing old. Fuck Chris chan. Talks about his great grandparents who died.
25:35:
He got a lot of texts telling him about Chris chan. Even step moms are a no! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Thank lucifer the cops removed him from the home and did a wellness check on Barb. Cartoon voices.
27:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dancing with your mom is okay. Respect old people. Back to the video.
29:17:
Barb has Kobes sympathy and respect. The only time you should be a mother fucker is if she is the mother of your children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why couldn't Chris just get a nice girl his own age. Back to the video.
32:00:
He's watching based shaman reaction to Chris Chan call recording. Chris Chan should be sent to the nut House. Kobes is glad people cancel cultured him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is nit surprised Barb made the first move because they forget who their relatives are. Back to the video.
35:21:
Moar beer. Drinking camo because its cheap and strong. Mixing it with Arizona mango tea. Back to the video.
37:30:
Incest is gross get a sex doll instead. Suggest cousin's are okay probably. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't give a fuck how hot your mom is, this is disgusting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chris Chan is a sick fuck and needs mental help. Back to the video.
40:13:
Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about alcohol. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Kobes says of course she was confused she has dementia there is so many levels of fucked up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap that makes kobes want to drink.
44:36:
Back to the video. The fact that it took a couple of tries should have indicated this was unnatural. Kobes hopes Barb us put in assisted living and Chris gets mental help. Talks about his shorts sent to him by a fan. Talks about going to the UK with home dad Clint. Clocktowers. Says some fans gave him a rude to the post office. Talks about his fans.
50:00:
Some people are just into old people but once they are not your relatives and it's consensual it's okay with Kobes. Respect the dead, respect children, respect elders, respect animals. Don't rape anyone. Don't fuck kids, animals or elderly. Kobes can't understand why people are into this shit.
55:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chris Chan giving people from the South a bad reputation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes sold his soul to the devil to become better at guitar and become a powerful warlock and it worked. Back to the video.
58:13:
Chris Chan giving trannys a bad name.
1:00:16:
Back to the video. Chris is a literal nasty ass mother fucker. Talks about getting texts about this. Chris is hurting trans rights.
1:03:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is disgusted. Looks for his guitar pick. Plays his banjo.
1:08:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is extra fucked off because Barb has dementia. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Disgustannnnnnng. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes heard of Chris Chan before but never watched any of his videos. This was blowing up on twitter and he thought well king cobra is a social media influencer let's see what he can do. Back to the video for wl2 seconds. Getting a sex doll is less creepy than fucking your mom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can crush for the fans.
1:14:05:
Back to the video. Open relationship rant.
1:16:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Spongebob voice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Okay to take your mom out to dinner but anything beyond that is nope. Back to the video.
1:19:05:
People are accepting the wrong things... something about trannys. Back to the video. Kobes will lose it of society tries to make incest acceptable.
1:22:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn't care if Chris Chan and Barb are lonely. Shout out to Cobras dry spell. Gender relations rant.
1:24:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest bad. Blames accepting trannys as the reason for Chris being a mother fucker. Lol based.
1:27:15:
Doesn't care that he's out of alcohol.
1:28:07:
Smoke break. Knife for smoke break.
1:32:50:
Returns. Back to the video. Shout out to cobras dry spell. If you can't find someone to love you get a sex doll don't fuck your mother. Back to the video. Talks about Stephanie.
1:35:46:
Back to the video. Shout out to cobras dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Without a hint of self awareness says if you can't find anyone to love you for 20 years you are the problem. Back to the video.
1:35:26:
Kobes is bothered by this. CBD gummies. Can't open the pack.
1:40:59:
Finally opens the pack. Has some gummies. Back to the video. Says he's not super upset about this then changes his mind because this is the way society is going.
1:43:00:
Checks PayPal. Shout out to someone who gave him money. Instant transfer. Says no one is doxed on his channel. Fuck sickos. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
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The ultimate twist in the tale would be when Cobes finally loses it and ends his dry spell with Clint dressed as a woman.
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That's actually a tall order.
If Warlord is any indication, half of Casper is related but maybe that's just the trailerpark-sphere.
Some Cool Cobra could develop an app like they have in Iceland where you can check if your date is your cousin before you do the nasty.
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I really miss the bandana era and was sad to see it go, but this is honestly the best he has ever looked. No dog collar and bandana and he could almost blend in with a normal society.