Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lurker2Poster]

Had he ever mentioned Linkin Park before the singer killed himself? I wonder if he actually likes them or just knows he was a high profile an hero.

I remember him singing them a few years back def before he died. Most likely brings him up now to remind himself not to put the double barrel in his mouth.

 

[Mongo0o]

Any updates with Cooltaste? That kid cracks me up. He looks like something out of a Harmony Korine movie.

 

[SnusBurns]

That Jesus house tour starts off with Jesus walking up to Josh's window, and he caught him singing Linkin Park.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Any updates with Cooltaste? That kid cracks me up. He looks like something out of a Harmony Korine movie.

Cool Taste streams multiple times every single day. Not sure when you last watched him, but he's now missing all of his teeth.

 

[Xenomorph]

Any updates with Cooltaste? That kid cracks me up. He looks like something out of a Harmony Korine movie.

You mean Cruel Taste the cat chucker and his dog beating truck driving dyke Mother?
I suggest you never hear this poor animal screeching in agony after the Mother beat it during a live.

 

[Lurker2Poster]

Are you aware though that there's a couple of discords?

Are you referring to Super Pay Pig Courtney and the "CourtneySux" discord?
There are mods and court in one and then there's a second one with weens and t

Cool Taste streams multiple times every single day. Not sure when you last watched him, but he's now missing all of his teeth.

All his teeth

You mean Cruel Taste the cat chucker and his dog beating truck driving dyke Mother?
I suggest you never hear this poor animal screeching in agony after the Mother beat it during a live.

Do people actually watch him? Only ever seen the bitesizecobra vids with him. Cant bring myself to actually watch his channel.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Well Cobros, I hope I did our Lord proud.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Well Cobros, I hope I did our Lord proud.

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[Ellesse_warrior]

@Genetic Mt. Dew that's awesome

Here's Kobes stream from last night

Spoiler: ARCHIVE rant

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Doing laundry and drinking some fruity alcohol. Just has one can. His rant is about Chris Chan getting sent to a woman's prison.
1:30:
Not a tranny rant. Rant about Chris Chan being a tranny rapist.
2:58:
Kobes will not respect Chris' pronouns. Tranny rant.
4:15:
If you want to be treated like a woman you have to have lady parts.
4:58:
Shows off his shorts a fan sent him. Chris Chan doesn't have a vagina so he should go into a men's prison and get raped.
7:05:
Doesn't need alcohol to stream. Not an alcoholic. Back to Chris Chan rant.
8:20:
Chris giving trannys a bad name. Talks about American Dad.
9:57:
Its okay to piss on chimo graves. Rant about sexualising kids.
11:09:
Ignoring his phone because he's focusing on his rant.
12:33:
Kobes found out Chris is autistic and he's pissed.
13:42:
JOOSE #notasponsor. Back to ranting about Chris going to women's prison.
15:10:
Mumbles to his rape demon
15:45:
JOOSE #notasponsor said he had a Peach one earlier. Not an alcoholic. Deleting his voicemails. Phone on airplane mode.
17:45:
Children can't be trannys they are just playing pretend. Kobes wore dresses sometimes as a kid but he grew out of it.
19:00:
Chris belongs in men's prison. Transphobe phobia.
21:30:
Reads the can
22:15:
Some kids probably look up to Chris Chan. Rant about YouTube being concerned about kids being exposed to cigarettes and alcohol.
24:14:
Talks about the San Francisco pedo choir. Cobra's not afraid to tell it like it is. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE. Don't have sex until you're in college.
26:01:
Talking about aging and reminiscing about his 20s. Doesn't keep track of his subscribers but he's noticed it's going up. Did the lottery earlier and won $3 to $4
28:15:
Not an alcoholic rant
29:08:
Back to ranting about Chris Chan
31:37:
Tranny rant . Explain female private parts. Lybia, vagina, titties. Tranny chimo rant. Cyst women.
34:17:
Talking about old man balls in changing rooms
35:00:
Gender relations Double standards in mtf and ftm trannys
36:16:
Scenario of trans ufc fighter. You wanna be trans, be trans just don't be a cunt about it. How would you feel if you were a cyst woman. Trannys in locker rooms rant
39:45:
Kobes supports trannys but doesn't want them in their preferred locker rooms until they have gender realignment surgery. Tranny chimos and rapists. Only ranting for 4 More minutes.
42:38:
Yaniv and Chris Chan tranny shields.
43:32:
Chester was murdered by Hollywood pedos .... can crush for the fans. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
44:40:
Shout out to his UK fans for sending him shorts TWU. Shout out to Trinidad. Fuck Chris Chan he's a nasty ass mother fucker. Drinking water.
47:03:
Checks his phone. Anyone who dislikes this video is a pedo and he encourages them to get help

Chris is not going to a women's prison and never was

Here's more BCV archives and summaries:

Spoiler: ARCHIVES AND BCV SUMMARIES SEPTEMBER 6-18th 2016

un boxing fan mail 2016-09-06 Josh paid his rent and got something in the mail | 2:00 Josh gets a card in the mail with a dollar | 4:20 Josh gets his pot leaf shirt | 6:36 Josh gets another package with a shirt and primo hot sauce | 10:23 Josh puts on a primo hat YEAAH | Cigar and drink review 2016-09-06 Josh has a cigar and an Arizona mucho mango | 19:49 fucking fly | smoking out of my new pipe 2016-09-08 Josh got a Gandalf pipe in the mail | 1:00 Josh had the Hershey's squirts so he took a few days off | 3:50 that's what's up | 7:20 the fans care that's why they send him packages | 7:50 Josh has been cleaning his apartment for the inspection on the 20th | 10:56 the pot shirt hugs his biceps | 11:00 some people see someone with big arms will fuck with them because they are big | 11:30 Josh talks about a YouTube poop a troll made | 12:00 Josh talks about the cops that came to see him | 13:18 he said he got swatted after he got fired | 14:30 Josh will do the t-rex burger challenge... eventually | 27:21 josh talks about coffee for 20 minutes Josh counts up from 4 to make coffee with his percolator | Hanging out with fans on facebook 2016-09-09 1:00 Josh still finds women attractive but doesn't want sex anymore | Josh gets interviewed by a fan on Facebook | 8:32 Josh would go job hunting but he's more focused on his apartment inspection | 11:00 Josh talks about the hair dye video with the fan. Josh seems uninterested and plays with his pipe | 14:00 Josh talks about being on Tommy talks but couldn't figure it out | 17:40 Josh talks about selling his wands in the future | 22:35 Josh talks about working at Wendys | 27:57 Josh talks about sex grossing him out | A bad ass medical pot t-shirt 2016-09-09 Josh made a tee spring shirt to support medical week | 0:56 on the back it says 'Fuck the DEA and legalize weed' and on the front it says 'no more war' | 1:42 Josh apparently made $63 from tee spring from selling a few shirts but Josh wants to spend the money raised from these shirts on a sex doll maybe | Im not completely grossed out by sex 2016-09-12 Amazing intro of Josh flexing | 0:18 josh deleted a bunch of his anti-sexual videos because he decided that he does like sex after all | 1:00 Josh knows he's attractive enough to get some mad tail but he has other priorities like cleaning his apartment for the inspection | 1:30 Josh is going to avoid cooking with his stove for a few days because he just cleaned it | 1:50 damn look at the size of his fucking arms, big ass dick, beasty guitar skills and an amazing vocals. FOUR things should get him a girlfriend | 2:34 RAWR | 2:51 Josh fetches his goblet hahahahaha! yeeeugh! | 3:00 Josh talks about the drama with relationships, fuck buddies etc | 4:43 having sex is like playing Russian roulette | 5:41 Josh thought he would never get laid when he was in high school | 5:58 Josh made 4/5 women he had sex with orgasm | 7:23 Josh would get a real girl instead of a sex doll | 8:18 Josh talks about Stephanie being his first girlfriend | 8:48 Josh gelled his hair some reason | 9:24 - 12:55 Josh squeezes his pot earring | 13:00 Josh says if someone asks you out and you don't find them attractive, let them down gentle | 13:39 pussies pussy man, you know what I'm saying | 14:27 Josh has a thing for goth chicks | 15:20 Josh talks about the earring girl | 17:00 Josh is friends with a lot of hot chicks on Facebook | 19:07 Josh is a goth bad boy that can't be tamed, he can easily get pussy if he tried | 21:42 Josh made a video of eating Doritos but deleted it by accident | 26:40 Josh's standards to getting pussy isn't that high | 28:48 Josh's dick is NOT racist... neither is he | 30:24 there's smoking hot girls in every race for rizzles | 31:11 if Josh cant get a girlfriend he has a sex doll he has picked out | 33:09 sex doesn't mean shit to him, he could get it if he wanted it bad enough | 33:35 all the women who reject him miss out on the best sex they could have | 34:00 Josh is excellent at sucking clitoris | 39:38 the majority of women are creeped out by him and he doesn't know what it is | 47:30 Josh is going to review a hot pocket | 1:02:00 fine ass bitch in every race | 1:03:40 damn Daniel! deez biceps do! hey ladies! you like guitar players because I would finger your fret board | 1:04:00 what woman wouldn't want a pair of strong arms to keep them safe at night hahahaha! | 1:05:30 apparently the American average for penis size fully erect is like four to five inches | 1:06:00 if your dick is too big and her vagina is too small, she may hate it when you fuck her. If you have a big dick like Josh, you need to go slower don't jackhammer that pussy | 1:08:00 find yourself a vagina that fits your dick perfectly | 1:08:55 Josh used to refer to his dick as his king cobra but kids used to make fun of it | 1:12:48 Josh knows his landlord will hate his carpet when she sees it | 1:13:44 Josh spills his drink trying to pour it into his goblet | 1:17:07 to good booze, good hot pockets and good pussy | 1:17:20 Josh gets to hiccups | 1:21:20 dating is like a car dealership, the car dealership of life | Re KingCobraJFS exposed part 2 2016-09-12 Castellus Zemi (Fat fuck from Kentucky) made another video complaining about Josh's fans harassing him for getting him fired. Josh addresses misspeaking. | 0:50 Josh was diagnosed with autism when he was 13 years old by a doctor | 1:00 CZ is just jealous of Josh's fanbase and subscriptions | 1:23 Josh makes his gauntlet ring going flying | 1:40 CZ claimed he was getting death threats because he got Josh fired, Josh said he's digging himself a hole because he's stupid | 2:53 Josh doesn't care if he's getting death threats, it's his fault | 3:36 Josh didn't care what CZ said about Josh but he needed to reply | 5:00 CZ accused Josh of abusing drugs and alcohol | 5:45 Josh has fans that has his back like a bra strap | 7:00 Josh says CZ is riding his coattails | 8:00 Josh still likes getting pussy | 10:00 CZ is jealous of an autistic that has more subscribers than him | 11:27 Josh mentions CZ's religion | 12:21 it is what it is, Josh makes fun of CZ | 14:00 Josh talks about his sex doll and the pros | 16:00 CZ is only getting Josh more subs | Cleaning and making a burger 2016-09-15 2:00 Josh shows off his clean kitchen | 4:00 Josh shows how to clean your George Foreman grill | 10:00 Josh talks about the T-rex burger challenge | 11:32 Josh says he's going job hunting | 14:30 Josh shows Shon being creepy on his shelf | 21:00 Josh shows off his bathroom | 22:00 Josh cleans his toilet with toilet paper | 32:00 the cooking part! | 45:00 Josh's microwave stops working but it turns out the power wasn't turned on | 1:05:00 the burger is so good, he would serve it in his restaurant if he had one | New King Cobra t shirt and talking about chatting with fans 2016-09-15 Josh was chatting on Discord with his fans (Cobra cult) | 0:41 Josh has a new t-shirt on tee spring https://prnt.sc/szigy4 | 3:40 Josh got his last pay check from Wendys of $22.40 so he bought a lottery ticket | 5:43 Josh talks about his inspection coming up on the 20th | 7:42 Josh says he's going job hunting on Friday 16th Josh hates being jobless | 10:00 Josh is grateful for his fans and his SSI, Josh talks about how he pays his bills | 11:30 Josh talks about hopefully his job hunt will be good | 12:48 Josh wouldn't say where he's working if he got a new job and talks about not talking about work on YouTube | 14:44 a lot of people told Josh to make and sell wands but Josh doesn't have supplies and can't do it right now, even his dad Clint told him to sell wands and offered to help him | 16:00 Josh doesn't think he's good enough yet to make and sell wands | 17:00 Josh talks about discord and how his fans can talk to him | 19:35 Josh doesn't intentionally spill stuff on his carpet | 47:30 Josh's guitar is still broken ordered some more tobacco 2016-09-17 Some fans sent Josh some money through PayPal so Josh spent it on 10oz of black cherry twist and two 12oz of cherry cavendish from Pipes and Cigars for $85, should arrive on the 20th which is the same day of his inspection | 10:00 Josh will have $271 left from fan donations. 15:35 Josh has a fake fart thing | 41:30 Josh does some Green Day vocal covers | I got a new t shirt2016-09-18 Josh gets the Cradle of Filth 'Jesus is a cunt' shirt and is so happy

 

[Mr Sister]

Well Cobros, I hope I did our Lord proud.

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Great work, even better than I expected from the sketch. I love how the colors are almost saturated? Idk proper art terms, the color just really makes it pop

 

[Din Djarin]

Well Cobros, I hope I did our Lord proud.

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It turned out great!! You did an awesome job

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Any updates with Cooltaste? That kid cracks me up. He looks like something out of a Harmony Korine movie.

You mean Cruel Taste the cat chucker and his dog beating truck driving dyke Mother?
I suggest you never hear this poor animal screeching in agony after the Mother beat it during a live.

Fun fact, Harmony Korine's "Gummo" features the two protagonists capturing and torturing cats to death as a plot element. The one kid actually looks a bit like Cool Taste too.

 

[Mongo0o]

I wish there was a consistent timeline with him. He seems too interesting not to archive. He's definitely gummo now with no teeth.

Fun fact, Harmony Korine's "Gummo" features the two protagonists capturing and torturing cats to death as a plot element. The one kid actually looks a bit like Cool Taste too.

Christ. I remember one of the bands I used to see live back in the day used to play clips from this movie on the big screen.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I don't want to shit up the thread with a ton of replies but thank you all for the nice reacts and for the kind words to the few of you who have posted. Really appreciate it. Can crush for you all.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I don't want to shit up the thread with a ton of replies but thank you all for the nice reacts and for the kind words to the few of you who have posted. Really appreciate it. Can crush for you all.

Gotta keep going. Always push to continue to do your artwork.

I wish there was a consistent timeline with him. He seems too interesting not to archive. He's definitely gummo now with no teeth.

Some of us kinda archive his exploits, but it's mostly BryceCarper who does it now. I know a little bit about him because of his cursory orbit to Josh but not extensive knowledge.

His name is Aughston (Auzzy) Clem. I can't recall a specific instance where I heard this but, I wanna say he's also somewhat related to Darfliny and Warlord. Warlord's said "I've got brothers everywhere" and he wasn't fuckin' lying, that whole family tree is all over Casper and there is A LOT of relatives.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Josh pronouncing "Isaac" as "Eye-zay-ick" is my new favorite Cobra-ism

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Josh pronouncing "Isaac" as "Eye-zay-ick" is my new favorite Cobra-ism

Eye-zay-ick
E-Lie-jh

Latest snakebones. They start talking about Kobes at 17:20

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Snake Bones 11: Josh and The Twelve Step Program

 

[Dick Pooman]

Josh's latest demonic pizza. A one of a kind custom stuffed crust pizza from Little Caesars with onion, jalapeño, bacon and extra bacon, enhanced with two cups of garlic butter sauce and crushed ruffles potato chips and more cheddar cheese on top baked again in the oven at 420 degrees. Our boy Josh can barely keep his eyes open while he's eating it.

Spoiler: Archive: "little caesars bacon chedder jalapeno stuffed crust pizza"

Spoiler: Archive: "little caesars bacon chedder jalapeno stuffed crust pizza pt2"

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Josh's latest demonic pizza. A one of a kind custom stuffed crust pizza from Little Caesars with onion, jalapeño, bacon and extra bacon, enhanced with two cups of garlic butter sauce and crushed ruffles potato chips and more cheddar cheese on top baked again in the oven at 420 degrees. Our boy Josh can barely keep his eyes open while he's eating it.

I gotta know if that crust was hand-tossed though

 

[TurdFondler]

I fucking lost it at 2:20, he's got epic mush mouth in this, he's completely fucked