Ihatejackscalfani
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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
- Thread starter Broseph Stalin
- Start date
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2021
Watching Cobes slowly dying day by day.
Clint's Burden
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- Joined
- Jul 19, 2021
It’s been a very upsetting reality for the past couple of years or so.
I’ve probably overstayed my welcome with long winded diatribes about how I feel about things, so I’ll just say that I hope he pulls himself out of the hole that’s been dug. I hope he accepts help when it’s presented to him. I severely doubt he will, but I’ll hope for it anyways.
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Here's Kobes' latest streams:
He forgot to list it but the secret ingredient to that pizza was flies[/SPOILER][/SPOILER]
Start:
New merch clout chasers are like vultures shirt and he made a new cup too. Drinking a fruity alcoholic drink.
1:52:
Shows off his anti rape shirt. Lost his pipe tool at a friend's house. He was mad initially but not worried about it now. Working on some wands.
3:17:
PayPal you don't have to donate but donations are greatly appreciated. Shills his merch. Its a business exchange. Reading chat.
5:00:
Shills his new shirt and cup. If you send a pick of yourself with either of them to him he will give you a shout out. When he has some money he will buy one of the mugs.
Talks about which of his t shirts he owns. Reading chat.
8:39:
Says Richie wasn't talking shit about him.
9:21:
Shon identifies as a cyst white male who is 24. Says he didn't mean to pass out on stream.
10:35:
Troll texts. Block delete ignore.
12:38:
Chris chan should be locked up in a mental institution. If you do chaturbate while you're on youtube you're dumb. Flies.
16:04:
Shills his PayPal again. He sits in silence for a long time and randomly shout outs the chat.
22:20:
Twisted Peach tea #notasponsor . Not an alcoholic. Says he didn't mean to pass out on Courtney's stream.
23:43:
Shills his Teespring
24:02:
Twisted Peach tea freestyle
27:07:
Kids can't be trans. He has more balls than everyone else because he can admit he used to wear dresses as a kid.
29:46:
Talking about Chris Chan. Kobes feels sorry for the trans community. Back to talking about Chris. Says he has no right anymore to have his pronouns respected and needs to go into a men's prison. Not all trannys ate like Chris.
34:13:
Puts on the woke country song titles video. Race relations rant. Back to the video. Talks about people not being able to take a joke.
38:35:
Tranny Jew "brisk" joke
39:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. South Park asperghers episode.
41:10:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
42:11:
Talks about his Christmas album. Back to talking about Chris Chan. Chris and Yaniv giving trannys a bad name.
44:24:
Bud light platinum. Marlboro smoothes #notasponsor
46:23:
Gun control rant
47:14:
Back to the video.
47:47:
Kids can't understand trans. When kobes was a kid his understanding of drag was bugs bunny dressed as a woman.
50:20:
Barbie bad rant. Feminist Barbie, trans Barbie. Pregnant Barbie. Captain Hindsight Condoms.
54:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lgbtq sandwich. He's just making jokes guys. Back to the song.
57:29:
Pits on another song called be less white for 2 seconds. How can you be less white?
Acoustic guitar. Can't find his pick.
59:46:
His own version of be less white song.
1:01:25:
Back to the video. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Race relations. Back to the video. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
1:04:30:
Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Lost his pipe tool. Has an idea fir a fast food hack.
1:07:05:
Redneck joke. Race relations. Redneck jokes. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:11:59:
Gender relations.
1:13:20:
Moar alcohol. Back to the song for 2 seconds. Race relations. Genders. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations.
1:15:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny perverts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mango Pepsi. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wypipo jokes. Kobes isn't racist. Back to the video.
1:18:51:
Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Race relations. Cigarettes are addictive. Marlboro #notasponsor smoking PSA.
1:22:50:
Doesn't care if Cigarettes cause erectile dysfunction because he's in a 3 year dry spell. Waiting patiently.
1:26:18:
Shows off his anti rape shirt. The oldest woman Kobes would be with is 36 unless it was Courtney because she looks good for 40. Asks tk talk about something other than sex. Backwards cowgirl is his favourite sex position.
1:32:03:
Smoke break
1:36:50:
Returns. Shills his merch.
1:39:15:
Checks PayPal. $34.13. Reading chat.
1:42:55:
Says he's not drunk. Back to talking about his new merch. Reading chat.
1:52:40:
Passing out
1:54:27:
Can crush for the fans
New merch clout chasers are like vultures shirt and he made a new cup too. Drinking a fruity alcoholic drink.
1:52:
Shows off his anti rape shirt. Lost his pipe tool at a friend's house. He was mad initially but not worried about it now. Working on some wands.
3:17:
PayPal you don't have to donate but donations are greatly appreciated. Shills his merch. Its a business exchange. Reading chat.
5:00:
Shills his new shirt and cup. If you send a pick of yourself with either of them to him he will give you a shout out. When he has some money he will buy one of the mugs.
Talks about which of his t shirts he owns. Reading chat.
8:39:
Says Richie wasn't talking shit about him.
9:21:
Shon identifies as a cyst white male who is 24. Says he didn't mean to pass out on stream.
10:35:
Troll texts. Block delete ignore.
12:38:
Chris chan should be locked up in a mental institution. If you do chaturbate while you're on youtube you're dumb. Flies.
16:04:
Shills his PayPal again. He sits in silence for a long time and randomly shout outs the chat.
22:20:
Twisted Peach tea #notasponsor . Not an alcoholic. Says he didn't mean to pass out on Courtney's stream.
23:43:
Shills his Teespring
24:02:
Twisted Peach tea freestyle
27:07:
Kids can't be trans. He has more balls than everyone else because he can admit he used to wear dresses as a kid.
29:46:
Talking about Chris Chan. Kobes feels sorry for the trans community. Back to talking about Chris. Says he has no right anymore to have his pronouns respected and needs to go into a men's prison. Not all trannys ate like Chris.
34:13:
Puts on the woke country song titles video. Race relations rant. Back to the video. Talks about people not being able to take a joke.
38:35:
Tranny Jew "brisk" joke
39:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. South Park asperghers episode.
41:10:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
42:11:
Talks about his Christmas album. Back to talking about Chris Chan. Chris and Yaniv giving trannys a bad name.
44:24:
Bud light platinum. Marlboro smoothes #notasponsor
46:23:
Gun control rant
47:14:
Back to the video.
47:47:
Kids can't understand trans. When kobes was a kid his understanding of drag was bugs bunny dressed as a woman.
50:20:
Barbie bad rant. Feminist Barbie, trans Barbie. Pregnant Barbie. Captain Hindsight Condoms.
54:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lgbtq sandwich. He's just making jokes guys. Back to the song.
57:29:
Pits on another song called be less white for 2 seconds. How can you be less white?
Acoustic guitar. Can't find his pick.
59:46:
His own version of be less white song.
1:01:25:
Back to the video. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Race relations. Back to the video. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video.
1:04:30:
Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Lost his pipe tool. Has an idea fir a fast food hack.
1:07:05:
Redneck joke. Race relations. Redneck jokes. Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz.
1:11:59:
Gender relations.
1:13:20:
Moar alcohol. Back to the song for 2 seconds. Race relations. Genders. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations.
1:15:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny perverts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mango Pepsi. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wypipo jokes. Kobes isn't racist. Back to the video.
1:18:51:
Fake southern accent coming in nicely toobz. Race relations. Cigarettes are addictive. Marlboro #notasponsor smoking PSA.
1:22:50:
Doesn't care if Cigarettes cause erectile dysfunction because he's in a 3 year dry spell. Waiting patiently.
1:26:18:
Shows off his anti rape shirt. The oldest woman Kobes would be with is 36 unless it was Courtney because she looks good for 40. Asks tk talk about something other than sex. Backwards cowgirl is his favourite sex position.
1:32:03:
Smoke break
1:36:50:
Returns. Shills his merch.
1:39:15:
Checks PayPal. $34.13. Reading chat.
1:42:55:
Says he's not drunk. Back to talking about his new merch. Reading chat.
1:52:40:
Passing out
1:54:27:
Can crush for the fans
Start:
Lists off toppings and pours garlic butter on pizza. Drinks garlic butter. X2. He has butter in his moustache.
2:10:
Knocks his ps3 off the shelf.
4:02:
Cheddar cheese on pizza
5:39:
Crushed ruffles on pizza
7:57:
Snacking on ruffles
9:27:
Cheddar jalapeño sauce on pizza. Drinks sauce x2 he has sauce in his moustache. Cleans up the sauce he spilled.
13:42:
More Cheddar cheese on pizza. Eats cheese out of the bag.
17:37:
Took the top of the box off the re Cook the pizza
19:14:
Vacuuming. Ends the video while the pizza cools off
Lists off toppings and pours garlic butter on pizza. Drinks garlic butter. X2. He has butter in his moustache.
2:10:
Knocks his ps3 off the shelf.
4:02:
Cheddar cheese on pizza
5:39:
Crushed ruffles on pizza
7:57:
Snacking on ruffles
9:27:
Cheddar jalapeño sauce on pizza. Drinks sauce x2 he has sauce in his moustache. Cleans up the sauce he spilled.
13:42:
More Cheddar cheese on pizza. Eats cheese out of the bag.
17:37:
Took the top of the box off the re Cook the pizza
19:14:
Vacuuming. Ends the video while the pizza cools off
Start:
Bud light platinum. Lists off the toppings on the pizza. He's talking with his eyes closed.
1:43:
Pizza reveal
2:06:
Yukbang
3:13:
Cheese pull action and fly swatting. There's 2 flies on the arm of his chair.
6:13:
Says the flies are because he left the window open.
6:55:
Saving the rest of the pizza for layer
Bud light platinum. Lists off the toppings on the pizza. He's talking with his eyes closed.
1:43:
Pizza reveal
2:06:
Yukbang
3:13:
Cheese pull action and fly swatting. There's 2 flies on the arm of his chair.
6:13:
Says the flies are because he left the window open.
6:55:
Saving the rest of the pizza for layer
He forgot to list it but the secret ingredient to that pizza was flies[/SPOILER][/SPOILER]
chimpSculpture
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- Oct 1, 2019
Did he even upload a video of him eating the pizza? Imagine uploading a video of yourself preparing an already prepared pizza in a twenty-two minute video where you don't even take a bite. And he would call that a review lol.
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Part 2 he eats some of the pizza and saves some for later
Lurker2Poster
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- Aug 4, 2021
It was good he just wasn't hungry
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2014
He has to spend money when it's burning a bole in his pocket.
This wasn't the first time he ordered food while something was either being delivered to him or food was sitting in front of him.
Case in point the time when he tried to order something while his shortly before delivered food was sitting on the floor getting cold because he was to good smelling to redeem a giftcard sent to him by someone.
Lurker2Poster
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- Aug 4, 2021
I understand it was a joke. He likes to say hes not hungry when one of his food hacks is bad enough to gross him out. Like the flamin hot mac n cheese
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2021
Really could have done without the uptalking typical reddit faggot guest, I don't care how deep into AA he is
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
I listened to about 5 mins of him and skipped to the part where they're talking about Kobes tbh
- Joined
- May 20, 2018
Breaking news: Based Cobes is NOT getting the vaccine
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2021
Countdown to the King Cobra reddit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ing about it
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Praise Cobra's immune system's magic, strong enough to defeat the coof
- Joined
- May 20, 2018
And about 10 minutes after saying that he's been around people who had it and never got it, human petri dish Warlord Campbell walks through the door.
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2021
Our Dark Lord is a fairly selfish asshole in 2021. I can sort of understand why those just now exposed to him seem to hate him so much.
With that said, I hope Cobes gets better.
He probably won't though.
SnusBurns
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- Joined
- Aug 27, 2020
I know Josh is retarded, yet I'm still somehow surprised.
- Joined
- Mar 27, 2021
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2017
SnusBurns
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- Aug 27, 2020