🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I agree with ya'll the new hat is sick. I really hope he retires the wizard one or just moves this one into the rotation. Was pleasantly surprised to see him streaming this late and also not very drunk. He seemed pretty animated for a bit.

Also thank you to whoever bought the salt gun, it's the only chance he has at reclaiming his apartment from the flies
 
Kobes made a 26 minute video into a 4hour+ stream. How? After watching this I think what we need is a Cobra sex ed video from one of the edit channels.

Persade is a new Cobraism


Video Response
Start:
Showing off what he received in his care packages. New fly swatter, gun for shooting flies #notasponsor, snackable bugs and 2 hats. Deathbed Tapes send him 4 tapes of Rebel Revolution TMDWU. Might include signed copies of the tapes with his next batch of wands.
3:30:
Changes hats so he’s wearing his baseball cap. Has it on the last hole because his head is so large. Cobra beer #notasponsor. Going to do 2 Terrence Pop video responses.
5:28:
Shout out to a fan who is having surgery on Friday. Circle of protection for Hermann Goring. Starts the video.
7:09:
Complaining about being demonitorised on YouTube because Susan received a free speech award. Only has one beer but that’s okay. Not an alcoholic.
10:15:
Talks about his new mug on Tee Spring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about a Cradle of Filth Stunning and Brave meme he wants to make. Single moms. Talks about a single mom he knows who lost their partner from an accident. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his fly gun and swatter. #notasponsor
14:56:
Back to the video. College isn’t a waste of time. Kobes wouldn’t go to college though. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink. Back to the video.
17:46:
Creepy about butt segments on video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Joe Biden is creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kamala Harris jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
20:02:
Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Tells a story about an argument he overheard and the dude was having a 5 year dry spell. Dating single moms. Single parents should date each other. Raise a glass for his step mom. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about drink combinations.
24:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single parents. Lying on the dating scene. Dry spell. Back to the video.
26:14:
Kobes drinks to deal with his problems and that isn’t a problem because fat people exist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about dating a single mom whose kid used to call him daddy and she was flirting with other dudes in front of her. She lost her kid. He says he’s still friends with her but she’s the type of girl who as soon as she’s pregnant the state gets custody of the kid because she’s not mature enough to handle a kid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about butt segment in video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women hiding that they have kids on dating apps. Compares having kids to having crabs or being a tranny. Talking shit about the situation from Jersey Shore.
33:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes giving out dating tips. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stretch marks are war scars. Back to the video
35:45:
Graphically sexual scenario.
36:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Kobes discovering he was dating a woman with kids. Ranting about women. Gender relations.
39:48:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about women. Dating while autistic. Bi polar women.
42:14:
Back to the video. Women who reject nice guys eventually get sick of dating assholes.
44:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women who reject nice guys. Kobes is not an alcoholic.
45:40:
Poot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating is hard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Talks about when he was dating a single mom and the child was misbehaving in the store.
48:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cat lady stereotype. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about buying drinks for women and complaining about women. Hard earned money where? Double standards! Scenario of buying champagne for women and them calling him creepy. Back to the video.
55:02:
Gender relations. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Back to the video.
56:54:
Gender relations. Slut shaming. Not an alcoholic.
1:00:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double Standards on the dating scene! Texting. Gender relations double standards. Quotes Love and Vanity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating rant plus sneaky poot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards slut shaming, man shaming.
1:05:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating for assholes. Back to the video.
1:07:26:
Don’t judge single moms for being single. No more beer.
1:09:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes giving parenting advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about butt segment in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He is stuck between agreeing with Terrence Pop and respecting women. Talks about custody battle between his bith mom and home dad Clint. Back to the video.
1:14:10:
Butt stuff. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking crap about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations on the dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pipe slippers. ‘Persade’ Is this façade and persona? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Persade. Back to the video for 1 second. Dating scene rant.
1:23:12:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video. Stumbles in and out of the kitchen. Child support rant. Gender pay gap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating single moms.
1:29:43:
Back to the video for1 second. Single dads. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sloppy seconds. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why can’t people just wait patiently for their of age goth gf/bf. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being single sucks. Get a job! Imagine expecting women to cook sandwiches. Gender relations double standards.
1:34:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single mom cherry case. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating is legal prostitution. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Double standards stay at home parents. Back to the video.
1:39:29:
Talks about getting fired through no fault of his own. Successful wand business. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t believe when people say my kids come first because kids are awful.
1:44:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. This is obviously a joke profile and goes completely over his head. Back to the video.
1:47:06:
Piss break. Yelling about gender relations at the toilet.
1:48:17:
Returns still yelling. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Needs water because he has the hiccups.
1:49:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chokes on water.
1:51:15:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No support for fathers. Double standards. Throws in a few tranny comments.
1:54:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. If everyone you’ve ever dated is a POS then maybe it’s you that’s the problem. Back to the video. Gender relations.
1:57:29:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about butt segment in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t talk about the women he likes on YouTube anymore because it doesn’t turn out well. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you get a woman pregnant man up. Kobes explains child birth. Compares babies to kidney stones. Back to the video.
2:03:27:
Sucks to be a step parent. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women not appreciating step dads. Kobes explains how babies are made.
2:08:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides!
2:12:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Difference between being a man and a toxic male. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides! Dating is legal prostitution. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating rant. Fuck Chris Chan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women who are used to being treated badly by men. Gender stereotypes. Both genders! Gender shaaaaaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides!
2:16:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides! Bonnie Taylor holding out for a hero.
2:19:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Talking about elderly people losing their partners. Back to the video for 2 seconds. MGTOW. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Talks about women he had crushes on in high school regretting they rejected him back then. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:26:11:
Back to the video. Gender relations. Dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women challenging masculinity. Double standards. X2
2:29:32:
Back to the video. Gender relations double standards.
2:32:17:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Double standards.
2:33:44:
Piss break. Yelling about antifa to the toilet.
2:37:09:
Returns. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards. Back to the video. Gender relations double standards. Repeat.
2:48:50:
Scenario of gross fat bald dude hitting on women. Don’t judge people on looks. Women regret rejecting Kobes because he is a YouTube celebrity. Compares dating to car maintenance. Not an alcoholic.
2:52:51:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Social media bad. Bewbs. Women reject him for being creepy and autistic. Focus on the ones who don’t reject you. Everyone has standards. #killallmen Double standards on having standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Internet and dating. Talks about how hard it is to find hats that fit. Back to the video for 1 second. Creepy about butt segment in video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Social media bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Social media encouraging sexualising children. Female Empowerment. OF rant. Kobes rode bike and delivered papers for his first job and it taught him the value of a hard earned dollar. Hormones in food sexualising children.
3:06:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF rant. Repeat. Chad Thundercock. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex releases dopamine. Reads what’s written on the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Attention has an age limit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF is not real life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Kobes gives dating advice.
3:20:46:
Back to the video. Women are manipulative. Double standards. #killallmen. Both sides! Thinks he messed up the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Country music complains about women.
3:26:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards! Dating scene rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards one night stands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about blaming other people for your own mistakes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Weaponising children.
3:37:00:
Talking about making desserts for imaginary women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives parenting advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Repeat.
3:47:05:
Single moms. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cobra is just telling it like it is. Women who don’t need a man. The enword. Race relations.
3:53:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are capable of doing anything a man can do except grow a penis. X2. Back to the video. Gets chips. Ruffles #notasponsor.
3:56:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Halle Berry. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men can’t win with women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Ugly chicks can be attractive if they have confidence.
4:00:12:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in having standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women who reject men because of their high standards end up as lonely cat ladies same as men who watch too much porn. Cat ladies should date lonely cat men.
4:07:15:
Sometimes doing what’s easy is easier than doing what’s right. Moar chips. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People want what they can’t have. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Entitled women. Looks like the chips are hurting his teeth. Saving the chips for later.
4:13:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in having standards. 7 and a half inch with 2 inch girth 8 with a rager. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Describes the meme on the screen. Kobes doesn’t judge people for their weight. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Some fat chicks carry their weight well. Women judge men on their looks all the time. Both genders! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Daddy Warbucks type situation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating single parents.
4:24:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about ugly dudes with high standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s not about love it’s about money. He’s very pleased with his new hat. Back to the video.
4:29:59:
Smoke break.
4:21:34:
Returns because he has to shoot a fly. Back out for his smoke break. He ends the stream when he returns.
 
Drunk, belching, wearing a wizard hat and telling women they can do things other than sex work BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

 
He's been wearing that stupid hat for ages and people have sent him DOZENS of hats to try and get him to replace that crusty piece of felt and he picks this one???? Fuck that nasty shit.
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chimpSculpture_ said:
He's been wearing that stupid hat for ages and people have sent him DOZENS of hats to try and get him to replace that crusty piece of felt and he picks this one???? Fuck that nasty shit.
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I hope he starts wearing it outdoors
Thomas Highway said:
This cringey shit he is listening to is only contributing to his isolation and decay.
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I need a Dharmann reaction every so often because Pop, Butterfield and Watson are so awful
Dick Pooman said:
I have nothing short of a visceral reaction any time I hear a voice that even sounds remotely similar to Terrence Popp thanks to Cobra.
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Also Sydney Watson, SSSniperwolf and Isayic Butterfield
 
Cobes says one word about trannies and the redditors in the KCJFS subreddit are all collectively coping, seething and dialating

Also, pretty sure that "warlock" hat is actually a traditional german hat that you'd wear with lederhosen and go to octoberfest in. It's even got the blue and white band around it for Bavaria's flag.

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