Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I'm in the process of downloading the stream. It's 3½ hours long and YT-DLG gets retarded and it takes forever to download when a video is really long like this. It doesn't look like he's going to delete it (even when he's fucking blasted he'll delete a stream right after he's finished and hasn't yet), but if he does I'll cut it up and upload it to the site tomorrow.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
I'm in the process of downloading the stream. It's 3½ hours long and YT-DLG gets retarded and it takes forever to download when a video is really long like this. It doesn't look like he's going to delete it (even when he's fucking blasted he'll delete a stream right after he's finished and hasn't yet), but if he does I'll cut it up and upload it to the site tomorrow.
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I can't get YT-DLG to work. How are you managing it?
 
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I can't get YT-DLG to work. How are you managing it?
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I'm not doing anything different than usual. If you're getting an error, I'd either check your hard drive to make sure it has enough space or try to update it through the client.
 
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Warlord is telling absolutely ridiculous lies. Also his dick is hard.
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Seems pretty on par for Homeboy Campbell.

I’m super behind but they finally let him out of whichever institution of the month he found himself in? He’s starting to look just as haggard as our dark lord, TWU.
 
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I honestly don't know if Warlord is actually fucking dudes or it's just some over commitment to a bad joke.

Edit: Ok I'm half way through and Jesus fucking Christ the gay talk from Warlord won't stop, it's not a joke. I support gay people 100% BUUUUUUUUUT Warlord is being an extreme weird fuck here.
 
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I honestly don't know if Warlord is actually fucking dudes or it's just some over commitment to a bad joke.

Edit: Ok I'm half way through and Jesus fucking Christ the gay talk from Warlord won't stop, it's not a joke. I support gay people 100% BUUUUUUUUUT Warlord is being an extreme weird fuck here.
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Surprised you guys don’t know about Alex’s extensive foray into bisexual pornography. He’s a licensed porn star in Wyoming, apparently.

Alex vigorously blasts his hole with some foreign sex device.
Alex giving it to his ex, Val.

There’s more. Like “literal goatse” more but I think you get the point. No need to subject you to that shit.

Edit: Actually wanted to add this bit of lore in case somebody didn’t know, but somebody wore a shirt with Warlord’s penis very prominently shown on the front to his workplace, once. This resulted in him being fired from The Office Bar and Grill, which further resulted in a lot of anger, with Josh and Alex adamantly wanting to file a lolsuit against Teespring and Google. That kinda gets forgotten despite how hilarious it all was.
 
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My fav. Parts of the livestream were when cobes offered warlord some CBD oil and warlord goes off on “always asking for permission when taking things of others” rant, then cobes leaves him alone at some point and he practically downs the whole bottle. When warlord takes off his shirt and Cobes can’t even look in his directions because GAY! Warlord always pays his child support before alcohol too, guys.
 
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I'm so far behind. Here's the other stream from 14th and the 15th video.
Start:
Wizard hat on. Says he's going to take a break from making YouTube videos after this video. Doesn't need alcohol to make a video. Might not di the full 56 minutes of the video he's responding to. It's another rage bait video of course. Says his comment on the video was deleted for having too many f bombs. He's angrily vaping.
4:08:
Incest bad. Sickos Giving gays a bad name. Shills his merch and PayPal. Says he's taking a break from YouTube again.
6:00:
Storytime drag queen rant. Imaginary conversation with his imagination child. Lgbtq rant.
9:33:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. He's so mad his comment was deleted. Says he's taking a break from YouTube again. Going to make wands.
11:16:
Cobra glitch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Skin colour is genetic mutation. Back to the video.
12:53:
Reads what's written on the screen. Fuck incest. No real Satanist would do incest.
14:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fetish shaaaaaming. Vape pen died. Doesn't need to drink to stream. Alcohol is a want not a need. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest Storytime. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Threatens flues with his gun. Drag queen Storytime at the liberry. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Giving Satanism and drag Queens a bad name. Back to the video.
20:05:
Creepy about the woman on the stream. Back to the video. Guy looks Creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronoun sperg. Says a prayer. Back to the video.
23:22:
Race relations.
25:46:
Back to the video. Cbd liquid.
27:34:
Reads the name of the video. The world is crazy. Back to the video.
29:58:
Over reaction to gay porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Alister Crawley was bisexual but not a chimo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap making the Satanism Lgbtq and drag queen community look bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. School shootings. Back to the video.
33:35:
This is the kind of crap that's going to ruin Satanism, Lgbtq and drag Queens. Back to the video.
34:42:
Some things can't consent. Back to the video. Says it makes him want to drink hydrocholoform. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Non profit making money. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Satanism is tired of people giving him a bad name probably. Back to the video.
39:19:
Legalise pot olive the government loves money. Nancy Pelosi joke. Marijuana good. Nancy Pelosi joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is tired of the devil being made out to be an evil asshole. Back to the video.
42:46:
Checks PayPal. $9.41 instant transfer. His account is in the negative again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about cigarettes being called fags in the UK. Back to the video.
46:31:
Masks don't work because farts smell.
47:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mask sperging. The solution to his mask scenario is to wash his hands.
48:52:
Goes to get his mask. Shows off his wand. Shows off his mask. Back to the video.
51:55:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
53:30:
Mask shaaaaaming. Guitar shredding. Mask fogs up his specs. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
54:53:
Creepy about girls in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof joke. Coof song. Kobes uses humour to deal with stress. Back to the video.
57:30:
Drinking with his mask on. Coof joke. Guitar shredding. Back to the video. He keeps taking his mask off and putting it back on again.
58:40:
Mixed information fake news! Back to the video.
1:01:25:
Not all cults are bad. Bad cults ruining it fir everyone else. Back to the video. Takes his mask off and puts it back on again. Nudity isn't pornographic. No one cares if your bi sexual. Incest bad. They like incest on the deep south. Back to the video.
1:04:48:
Society is crazy. Get counselling. Back to the video. If you give a mouse a cookie. Back to the video. Chaturbate joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Exercise control you don't need god. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap ruining it for everyone. Guitar shredding.
1:09:07:
Back to the video. Religion is whatever you want to believe within reason. Guitar shredding. Bc rich #notasponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
1:12:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ron White. Not an alcoholic. Fuck coca cola mountain us better and no anti white rhetoric. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Voice impressions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More movie voices. Talks about Tommy guns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house. Would buy a Tommy gun if he won the lottery. Back to the video.
1:16:16:
Wizard hat on.
1:18:20:
Wypipo get blamed for everything. Threatening flies with his gun. Political sperg. Back to the video.
1:20:40:
Kobes anti vax rant. He'll get a vaccine if he needs on to go to the UK. Back to the video.
1:25:30:
Hunting a fly. Flies have gone down since he got the fly gun. Reloads the gun.
1:27:58:
Back to the video. Kobes is bored.
1:31:32:
Doing magic?
1:35:16:
Looking for the fly. Pumps his gun. Back to the video. Live for as long as you can . Back to the video.
1:36:25:
Shoots a fly. #notasponsor. He missed the fly. Looks up how many people died from coof. Does math. Back to the video. He's so bored but he's gonna do the whole video.
1:48:00:
Race relations. Back to the video.
1:52:15:
Alcohol more addictive than weed. Depends on the person. Back to the video.
1:55:30:
#notallsatanists pedo priests. Why can't Christians and Satanists unite together against sickos? Back to the video.
1:58:23:
Never hurt small children is a satanic rule. Back to the video. Triggered over hearing about a woman shooting a woman over shoes. Back to the video.
2:00:30:
Don't ignore the violence. If you ignore it it will never go away. Realises they are being sarcastic. Back to the video.
2:01:50:
Triggered he said satanic paedophile. Back to the video. One bad apple ruining the bunch. Back to the video. Fuck your Jesus Christ. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Radical right use fear tactics to control you. Looks up the satanic rules. One bad apple ruining the bunch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Radical Christians. Back to the video. Religion sperg. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Religion sperg. Unsubscribes. He's so mad Sydney is agnostic. Back to the video.
2:15:02:
Religion sperg. Kobes only watched this channel because of Sydney Watson. Sydney Watson doesn't judge people for religion. Kobes is triggered. Watches the end of the video. Reads chat.
Start:
Kobes doesn't care if this video passes people off. Kobes is talking about the talibinians and the US troops moving out of Afghanistan.
2:40:
Talks about a Terrence pop video about a woman who wanted to fuck a horse. Kobes doesn't care for ISIS. Says he defeated ISIS with his magic during the Trump administration. President can't make everyone happy.
5:14:
Coof, kneeling for national anthem. Kobes is giving Trump a stern talking to.
6:39:
Why can't we all just smoke a doobie and get along. This is his solution for the middle east. War is never easy.
8:12:
ISIS and the talibinians. Kobes welcomes the refugees. America was built on immigrants.
9:30:
Vax sperg.
10:35:
Kobes wants world peace. Global warming. Flat earth.
11:44:
We live in uncertain times. Make the best of it. Fake news. Making wands and t-shirts. Taking a break from YouTube.
13:05:
Cigarette sperg. Back to ISIS and the talibinians. War is a dick measuring contest.

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That has to be one of his wildest streams alongside the Memorial Day stream with Darf where Cobes almost dies from drunk asphyxiation.

I really tend to dislike Warlord. His lies, incessant need to interject, and that nasally fucking voice. Even still, it was great to see how off kilter it put Josh when Alex started his tweaker horny shit. Cobes was trying to walk the line of being a macho heterosexual cowboy and also hip and accepting of Alex's homosexual escapades. All the while Josh was obviously uncomfortable sitting in the corner of his throne as far as he could from Alex.

Fucking top tier.
 
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I'm so far behind. Here's the other stream from 14th and the 15th video.
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Start:
Wizard hat on. Says he's going to take a break from making YouTube videos after this video. Doesn't need alcohol to make a video. Might not di the full 56 minutes of the video he's responding to. It's another rage bait video of course. Says his comment on the video was deleted for having too many f bombs. He's angrily vaping.
4:08:
Incest bad. Sickos Giving gays a bad name. Shills his merch and PayPal. Says he's taking a break from YouTube again.
6:00:
Storytime drag queen rant. Imaginary conversation with his imagination child. Lgbtq rant.
9:33:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. He's so mad his comment was deleted. Says he's taking a break from YouTube again. Going to make wands.
11:16:
Cobra glitch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Skin colour is genetic mutation. Back to the video.
12:53:
Reads what's written on the screen. Fuck incest. No real Satanist would do incest.
14:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fetish shaaaaaming. Vape pen died. Doesn't need to drink to stream. Alcohol is a want not a need. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest Storytime. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Threatens flues with his gun. Drag queen Storytime at the liberry. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Giving Satanism and drag Queens a bad name. Back to the video.
20:05:
Creepy about the woman on the stream. Back to the video. Guy looks Creepy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronoun sperg. Says a prayer. Back to the video.
23:22:
Race relations.
25:46:
Back to the video. Cbd liquid.
27:34:
Reads the name of the video. The world is crazy. Back to the video.
29:58:
Over reaction to gay porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Alister Crawley was bisexual but not a chimo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap making the Satanism Lgbtq and drag queen community look bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. School shootings. Back to the video.
33:35:
This is the kind of crap that's going to ruin Satanism, Lgbtq and drag Queens. Back to the video.
34:42:
Some things can't consent. Back to the video. Says it makes him want to drink hydrocholoform. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Incest bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Non profit making money. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Satanism is tired of people giving him a bad name probably. Back to the video.
39:19:
Legalise pot olive the government loves money. Nancy Pelosi joke. Marijuana good. Nancy Pelosi joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is tired of the devil being made out to be an evil asshole. Back to the video.
42:46:
Checks PayPal. $9.41 instant transfer. His account is in the negative again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about cigarettes being called fags in the UK. Back to the video.
46:31:
Masks don't work because farts smell.
47:34:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mask sperging. The solution to his mask scenario is to wash his hands.
48:52:
Goes to get his mask. Shows off his wand. Shows off his mask. Back to the video.
51:55:
Guitar shredding. Back to the video.
53:30:
Mask shaaaaaming. Guitar shredding. Mask fogs up his specs. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
54:53:
Creepy about girls in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof joke. Coof song. Kobes uses humour to deal with stress. Back to the video.
57:30:
Drinking with his mask on. Coof joke. Guitar shredding. Back to the video. He keeps taking his mask off and putting it back on again.
58:40:
Mixed information fake news! Back to the video.
1:01:25:
Not all cults are bad. Bad cults ruining it fir everyone else. Back to the video. Takes his mask off and puts it back on again. Nudity isn't pornographic. No one cares if your bi sexual. Incest bad. They like incest on the deep south. Back to the video.
1:04:48:
Society is crazy. Get counselling. Back to the video. If you give a mouse a cookie. Back to the video. Chaturbate joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Exercise control you don't need god. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is the kind of crap ruining it for everyone. Guitar shredding.
1:09:07:
Back to the video. Religion is whatever you want to believe within reason. Guitar shredding. Bc rich #notasponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tranny rant.
1:12:37:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ron White. Not an alcoholic. Fuck coca cola mountain us better and no anti white rhetoric. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Voice impressions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More movie voices. Talks about Tommy guns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house. Would buy a Tommy gun if he won the lottery. Back to the video.
1:16:16:
Wizard hat on.
1:18:20:
Wypipo get blamed for everything. Threatening flies with his gun. Political sperg. Back to the video.
1:20:40:
Kobes anti vax rant. He'll get a vaccine if he needs on to go to the UK. Back to the video.
1:25:30:
Hunting a fly. Flies have gone down since he got the fly gun. Reloads the gun.
1:27:58:
Back to the video. Kobes is bored.
1:31:32:
Doing magic?
1:35:16:
Looking for the fly. Pumps his gun. Back to the video. Live for as long as you can . Back to the video.
1:36:25:
Shoots a fly. #notasponsor. He missed the fly. Looks up how many people died from coof. Does math. Back to the video. He's so bored but he's gonna do the whole video.
1:48:00:
Race relations. Back to the video.
1:52:15:
Alcohol more addictive than weed. Depends on the person. Back to the video.
1:55:30:
#notallsatanists pedo priests. Why can't Christians and Satanists unite together against sickos? Back to the video.
1:58:23:
Never hurt small children is a satanic rule. Back to the video. Triggered over hearing about a woman shooting a woman over shoes. Back to the video.
2:00:30:
Don't ignore the violence. If you ignore it it will never go away. Realises they are being sarcastic. Back to the video.
2:01:50:
Triggered he said satanic paedophile. Back to the video. One bad apple ruining the bunch. Back to the video. Fuck your Jesus Christ. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Radical right use fear tactics to control you. Looks up the satanic rules. One bad apple ruining the bunch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Radical Christians. Back to the video. Religion sperg. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Religion sperg. Unsubscribes. He's so mad Sydney is agnostic. Back to the video.
2:15:02:
Religion sperg. Kobes only watched this channel because of Sydney Watson. Sydney Watson doesn't judge people for religion. Kobes is triggered. Watches the end of the video. Reads chat.
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Start:
Kobes doesn't care if this video passes people off. Kobes is talking about the talibinians and the US troops moving out of Afghanistan.
2:40:
Talks about a Terrence pop video about a woman who wanted to fuck a horse. Kobes doesn't care for ISIS. Says he defeated ISIS with his magic during the Trump administration. President can't make everyone happy.
5:14:
Coof, kneeling for national anthem. Kobes is giving Trump a stern talking to.
6:39:
Why can't we all just smoke a doobie and get along. This is his solution for the middle east. War is never easy.
8:12:
ISIS and the talibinians. Kobes welcomes the refugees. America was built on immigrants.
9:30:
Vax sperg.
10:35:
Kobes wants world peace. Global warming. Flat earth.
11:44:
We live in uncertain times. Make the best of it. Fake news. Making wands and t-shirts. Taking a break from YouTube.
13:05:
Cigarette sperg. Back to ISIS and the talibinians. War is a dick measuring contest.

Is Talibinians a Cobraism?

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Talbanian is one of the new ones, yeah. Started saying it for a bit now, just hasn’t had an opportunity.

There’s a running list of Cobraisms with time stamps on The Cobrapedia.
 
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