Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dick Pooman]

I'm fine spending $58 on pizza, but you've got to maximize quantity and I wish someone would teach him that. I would love for him to start ordering 4 pizzas at a time and watching vids of him eating on them for days on end.

He gets his dopamine hits from pizzas that are simply nothing short of gluttony manifest and he will accept nothing less if he can help it. Factoring in the price ($20 normally + tax and no delivery fee/tip since he bought it at the restaurant), we're talking $30+ just on the extra toppings.

 

[RollingRock]

Our Dark Lord has been sponsored by Raycon Earbuds. TWU.

Update: It looks like it was a troll pretending to be Raycon. His affiliate code doesn't work and he removed the video from YouTube. TMDNWU. Expand the spoiler below for the video.

Spoiler: Archive: Just got my first sponsor

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The Raycon sponsorship was a troll

 

[Thomas Highway]

Have been avoiding Cobes simply because his life is such a depressing downward spiral and there is no hope in change for the better.

Good to know its still overpriced pizza he can't afford and homeless Casperites somehow ending up in his apartment.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Who the fuck was that new old bum at the end of the stream? Hopefully it wasn't one of Warlord's "customers"

Edit: shoutout to homeboy Dave, I guess.

 

[Bogliacci]

Have been avoiding Cobes simply because his life is such a depressing downward spiral and there is no hope in change for the better.

Good to know its still overpriced pizza he can't afford and homeless Casperites somehow ending up in his apartment.

Um, are you implying he has a problem? He can stop drinking any time. He only has around 5 or 6 beer and drink combinations a day...

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

I'm starting to think the "system resets" could turn into fits or something crazy.

 

[SnusBurns]

Those system resets tend to happen around when he is talking about rape or "sick fucks" or his dry spell. Also seemed to have started around the time of him thinking about rape months ago, with the Antirape shirt and antirape song. I don't really know what to make of it. They at least seem to have not gotten worse in recent months.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I'll go back to the 5 1/2 hour stream when I have more time, this is everything else up until before yesterday's chillin stream. Oldest to newest.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Thanks the people who ordered his potion glass. Has a drink combination idea. Talks about his wands. Looks for some videos to react to. Shout outs to his mods. Back to talking about his wands.
2:51:
Vaccines, tobacco regulations, hormones in food sperging. Both sides!
5:45:
Talks about his drink combination he wants to do. King Cobra Birthday cake smash. Puts on an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video.
7:43:
Talks about his Tourette’s. Back to the video. Kobes explains the video is about a man who makes Tik Tok videos about his Tourette’s. Back to the video.
10:20:
Talking about subscriber counts. Kobes wants to be Mr. Beast famous. Vaccines again. Needs to vacuum. Back to the video for 2 seconds. CBD vape. Can’t smoke indoors. Dream house.
14:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about being an internet celebrity. You can get away with cussing on YouTube if you have Tourette’s. Back to the video. Talks about his cbd liquid.
17:25:
Talking about giving other YouTube channels shout outs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. How to make a successful YouTube channel. Vaping and talking about CBD. Back to the video.
21:04:
KingSoapraJFS.
23:48:
Back to the video. Kobes sympathises with people who have Tourette’s where they cuss all the time because people don’t take Tourette’s seriously. Tactical soap. Back to the video. People with disabilities don’t want you to feel sorry for them, they want patience and understanding. Muh Asperger’s. Kobes is over qualified to go to a group home. Nothing wrong with being in a group home though. He has his own Etsy store so over qualified. Back to the video.
33:04:
Vape died. Look for a charger to charge it.
35:25:
Finds a charger. Found a gift card. Back to the video.
37:37:
Blocking people texting him gross stuff. Block, delete, ignore. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gets a prank call and answers it. Back to the video. He says the texts are sexual harassment. Back to the video.
42:52:
Talking about blocking, deleting and ignoring troll texts. Back to the video.
45:10:
Explains Tourette’s, autism and Bi-polar. Back to the video.
49:45:
Talks about a special needs kid he went to school with who used to repeat everything Kobes said so Kobes had to be careful what he said around him but sometimes messed with the kid. Talks about when he was in Sped classes.
55:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds and then back to talking about Sped classes. Teachers didn’t care that he was bullied in school. He can deal with the online bullying now because he was bullied in person in school. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don’t stare at disabled people in public, it’s rude. Scenario of having a bad day and having a Tourette’s attack in a store. Back to the video.
1:01:18:
Kobes has a good support system. People with disabilities need that. Back to the video.
1:02:45:
Minge binge. South Park. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video.
1:07:50:
Tik Tok hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Bugs workouts’ Tik Tok. Back to the video.
1:13:55:
Talks about his bug gun. Back to the video.
1:24:05:
Fly gun. Talking about people getting offended by Stand-up comedy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being able to laugh at yourself. Shoots a fly. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about farts. Back to the video.
1:30:58:
Calls out Boglim Chronicles and he’s not going to unblock him. Reading chat. Explains what clout chasing is. Back to the video. Shooting bugs while playing the video. Trolls rant. Defending Isayic Butterfield. Ignore the haters. Block, delete, ignore. Troll rant develops into vegan rant.
1:43:18:
Shooting flies and ranting about haters.
1:44:27:
Re-loads his fly gun. Kobes ignores celebrities he doesn’t like. Back to the video.
1:47:50:
Cyberbullying. Back to the video.
1:52:45:
Texting. Shout out to someone who sent him money. Back to the video.
1:55:57:
Texting. Shills his PayPal. Back to the video. Block, delete, ignore trolls. Leaves. Returns and ends the stream.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Drinking cake Pinnacle vodka and bang energy drink. Mad at Amazon because the former CEO is a creep. Final wand is nearly dry TWU.
4:20:
Talking about his wand offer. Can’t rush perfection. Shills his potion glass. Talks about his drink combination. Back to talking about his wands.
7:50:
Shows off his wand. Points for Slytherin TWU. Talking about going live to stay connected to his fans even if you aren’t buying his merch. Shills his merch. You don’t have to use the potion glass to drink alcohol. It’s okay with just soda pop. He’s going to sleep after the stream because he’s tired and this is a potent drink combination. Totally not an alcoholic.
12:35:
He had to walk to a further gas station to get this drink combination because his usual gas station was out. Talks about his drink combination. Bang energy #notasponsor. Doesn’t have to be your birthday to drink this drink combination. Can’t even taste the vodka, just birthday cake goodness TWU. Was at a friend’s house earlier.
15:50:
Talks about Jeff Bezos. Back to talking about his drink.
17:50:
Shows off his glass again. Says Jeff Bezos name is copyrighted so that’s why he says his name like he does. Talks about his mods. Outlaw dip rant. Outlaw #notasponsor.
23:23:
Back to talking about his wands.
25:05:
Talks about the food hack he’s going to do after he gets the $420 for his wand bundle. Even when he’s not on the high income end of this he’s tries to provide content with drink combinations such as what he’s drinking now. Talks about his drink combination.
28:40:
Talks about his potion glass again. Talks about his drink combination again. He calls this one the King Cobra Cake Smash. Going to unban someone from his channel because they talked to him earlier but he’s not going to say who it is.
30:56:
Checks to see how many people ordered his potion glass. 4 people ordered it. Talks about his drink combination again. Messes up and says it’s cotton candy flavour. It’s a deadly combination toobz. He was drinking this combination earlier at his friend’s house so he poured the energy drink into the vodka bottle so he could carry it home. Pinnacle #notasponsor. Feels like he’s cheating on monster.
37:09:
He went to Albertson’s to buy a party sub but they were all sold out. Shows off his potion glass again. Shills his Tee Spring. Talks about his drink combination again. Complaining about the drinking age. Shills his potion glass again. Talks about his drink combination again. Talks about his incoming wand money.
43:55:
He’s had enough alcohol for the evening. Not an alcoholic. Wait patiently until you’re old enough to drink. Shills his potion glass again. Gets water before his final thoughts.
48:12:
Shows off his potion time glass again. If you can’t buy a wand, buy a potion glass. Falling asleep. Shills his glass again.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE rant

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Starting the morning with his cake vodka and bang energy drink combination TMDWU. Talks about his drink combination. He’s going to sip on his morning vodka like a distinguished adult.
3:50:
Talking about Jeff Bezos. Says you can’t say Jeff Bezo’s name because it’s copyrighted. Says the article he’s talking about was deleted because Jeff Bezos paid people to cover it up. Explains that Bezos allegedly molested a child in outer space. OMFG my sides are in outer space rn. He’s using Jeff Bezos space molester as an excuse to drink vodka first thing in the morning.
10:40:
Reading chat. Shows off his potion glass. Shills his PayPal. Talks about his wand bundle offer. $420 for 5 wands, signed copies of his last 2 albums and some tactical soap. Wants to do a Pizza Hut food review. Talks about energy drinks.
13:56:
California is run by chimos. Ozzy knuckles. Flexing. Shows off his Cradle of Filth tattoo. Black Sunday Tattoo Parlour TWU. Kobes doesn’t have boobs he has pecks! Rant about chimos. Chris Chan is more autistic and gullible that Kobes is. Kobes doesn’t care though. No excuse for what he did. Back to talking about his drink combination. Shills his PayPal and merch.
20:25:
Legalize drugs instead of legalising paedophilia. Thinks his channel might get deleted because he’s speaking against the system. Trans rant. Kobes hates kids but children are precious. The most powerful and precious magic is a child’s imagination. Kobes would take a bullet If it would save a child. Back to ranting about chimos. Thinks legalising paedophilia will lead to necrophilia.
27:10:
Being dead would suck. #respectthedead. There’s a fine line between being progressive and being perverted. Cobra is just telling it like it is. Society is crazy. Forbidden 4.
32:0:
Chris Chan should’ve been put in a group home a long time ago. Chris and Kobes group home saga should happen. Back to talking about his drink combination. Says he’s not in a thought loop.
35:00:
Talks about his t-shirt and when he went to see Ozzy. Back to talking about his drink combination. Spongebob voice. Back to talking about seeing Ozzy in concert. Says Ozzy saw him in the crowd and said that goth dude knows how to rock.
38:36:
Singing imagine. Talks about how great he is at singing. Finishes his drink. Shows off his potion glass.
41:02:
Bang energy #notasponsor Talks about his drink combination. Drink instead of committing suicide. He’s having more vodka first thing in the morning. Bans someone for anti Ozzy comments. Anti Ozzy comments will get you banned from his channel. Bang energy #notasponsor.
45:40:
Wands. Can crush for the fans. Talks about his drink combination. Talks about Outlaw dip. Bans someone from chat. Back to talking about dip. Talks about Ozzy.
50:05:
Shills his PayPal. Ozzy. Reading chat. Ignoring the hate comments.
52:36:
Checks his PayPal. $59.42, Shout outs to people who gave him money. Not e-begging. Going to use it to buy alcohol. Not an e-begger. Going to order food and go to the liquor store. He does his streams to inspire people, the money is a bonus. Back to talking about his drink.
57:39:
Wats to get alcohol and play GTA5. Talks about PS3 changeover. Trolls are jealous of his life. Might do a pizza hut food review.
1:01:50:
Talks about pot. Back to talking about his drink combination. CBD.
1:03:41:
Ozzy songs. Doesn’t care that he’s going bald. He’ll get hair plugs when he wins the lottery. Checks his PayPal again. $105.77. Shout outs to people who gave him money. He’s definitely doing a food hack now. Haters are jealous, Kobes spent years becoming a famous YouTuber.
1:09:15:
Circle of protection to the women and children of Afghanistan. Kobes feels better about his life knowing there are women and children in danger in Afghanistan. Kobes would trade a lifetime of sex to save the women and children in Afghanistan. Power to the people, peace in the Middle East. A spell to end Coof.
1:13:36:
Chi ball. Making jokes about the Taliban.
1:15:28:
Checks his PayPal messages. Reads the messages.
1:20:15:
He won’t stream on his way to Pizza Hut, that will be his secret. Back to Chimos. Back to talking about Pizza Hut. Back to talking about his drink.
1:22:27:
Food hack possibilities are limitless. Says people in the Courtney Sucks discord told him that Ozzy was hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches. He looked it up though and it isn’t true. Back to talking about his drink. Shills his glass again. Poot noises.
1:25:37:
Hides someone’s comment. Reads chat. Kobes’ vision is 1000 times better than it was before because of his eye surgeries. Talks about his glasses.
1:27:45:
Shows off his hairy armpits. Trans chimo rant. Kobes is livid YouTube.
1:29:50:
Checks his PayPal again $167.18. Shout outs to people who gave him money. He’s going to buy alcohol and do a Pizza Hut food review. Trolls. Kobes worked hard to be such a successful YouTuber. Talks about his food hack. Chimos and trans rant again. Childhood innocence is more precious than alcohol and weed. Back to talking about his drink combination. Finishes his drink. Nearly drops his glass. Shills his glass.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Pizza hut dinner box review

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Drinking Bud Light Platinum. Lists off his Pizza Hut order. #notasponsor.
2:04:
Thinks the Raycon sponsorship was a troll now. Shows off his dinner box. Not going to eat it all in one sitting. Pours sauces on everything. Drinks sauce out of container.
6:30:
He dropped his Mountain Dew so he has to wait before he can open it.
8:14:
Yukbang. Trying the wings. He keeps coughing because they’re spicy.
9:58:
Pizza bread. Not going to eat it all in one sitting. Not a competitive eater. Says the order cost $58.
12:08:
Pizza yukbang.
16:56:
Says they put alfredo sauce on both pizzas by mistake but he’s happy with his order. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
18:45:
He’s struggling already.
20:55:
Mysterious knock at the door. Says it’s his buddy Dave and invites him in.

New BCV:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS Jeff Bezos and the Pizza Hut Dinner Box

New Spooky Tuning:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE The $58 Pizza Hut Dinner Box EDIT / KingCobraJFS

Whoever came up with the Jeff Bezos space molester story

 

[Dick Pooman]

Congrats to @Genetic Mt. Dew! His Cobra comic page was chosen to be part of the new official KF background image.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/new-background-images.98636/

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Who the fuck was that new old bum at the end of the stream? Hopefully it wasn't one of Warlord's "customers"

Edit: shoutout to homeboy Dave, I guess.

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People tend to forget that one of Jord's special talents has been befriending random bums all about town that rotate in and out of his life. Back in the glory days of the old apartment there was some guy he had met at a bar that night that he brought over to his place to chill and rant on camera after having met him at most hours before.

 

[SnusBurns]

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

My favorite part of the alleged obvious troll Reddit powered raycon sponsorship, was how he was like " yep if you use that code it automatically goes to my paypal". LOL.

You almost feel bad for a second that you know he has the affiliate code with that useless tactical soap and he would think to himself " why doesn't he get paid the same way as a tactical soap or can he ask tactical soap to deposit directly to his paypal"?.

I'm guessing this guy keeps a PayPal balance cuz you can buy pizza with PayPal online, but I assume he moved some to his account walks into a bank dress like a homeless boy scout from another universe and pulls out you know $38.14 and then blows that at the liquor store.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Spooky Tuning cut. Cobes making all the female of age panties wet.

Spoiler: Archive 720P

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Congrats to @Genetic Mt. Dew! His Cobra comic page was chosen to be part of the new official KF background image.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/new-background-images.98636/

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I feel like I've been blessed by the Lord himself. So cool to see that and I'm glad we've got Cobes up there for everyone to enjoy.

My favorite part of the alleged obvious troll Reddit powered raycon sponsorship, was how he was like " yep if you use that code it automatically goes to my paypal". LOL.

You almost feel bad for a second that you know he has the affiliate code with that useless tactical soap and he would think to himself " why doesn't he get paid the same way as a tactical soap or can he ask tactical soap to deposit directly to his paypal"?.

I'm guessing this guy keeps a PayPal balance cuz you can buy pizza with PayPal online, but I assume he moved some to his account walks into a bank dress like a homeless boy scout from another universe and pulls out you know $38.14 and then blows that at the liquor store.

Once I saw how easily Chazz got access to basically every account Cobes had, I knew there was no hope. He'll fall for just about anything if it sounds convincing.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

This one was fantastic, very well done

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Snake Bones 12: Favorite Moments

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Is Cobra Selling a Potion Time Pint Glass?

This is the 5 1/2 hour stream. Hell is never ending gender relations rants and Terrence Pop.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Shows off his party sub that he's saving fir later. Shills his potion time glass. Drinking camo beer. Shills his glass again.
3:23:
Sex is a want not a need. Talking about his sexual harassment on a porn set joke. Talks about porn. Gave some cans to Darfliny to smelt.
6:00:
Wands.
8:03:
Talks about his bug videos and his Halloween burger. He's trying to provide decent content. Looks up a Terrence Pop video.
11:08:
Shills his glass again. Starts a Terrence Pop video. He already did a video response to that one. Puts on a different video. He's seen that one too. Finds one he hasn't seen. KingSoapraJFS.
14:20:
Starts the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Unwanted pregnancy. Date older women. Gender relations and sex. Shills tactical soap.
17:50:
Repeats his comments about OF from his previous video response. Drink responsibly psa. Tobacco age restrictions rant. Dreamhouse. Talking about his imagination children.
21:10:
Dry spell cope. Teenage pregnancy.
24:04:
Back to the video. If alcohol is a drug are liquor stores drug dealers scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Back to the video.
26:54:
Gender relations. Cheating. Kobes will get hair plugs when he wins the lottery. Cheating scenario. Trannys.
29:24:
Kobes is not into stingers. Stds. Talks about getting an STI test. Condom size. Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
32:36:
Puts mountain dew in his beer . KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
34:03:
Wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Rant about double standards in being creepy. Back to the video.
36:54:
Cheating bad. Shows off his glass. Back to the video
38:36:
Anatomy lesson with Kobes. Gender relations. Back to the video
41:41:
Cheating bad. Shows off his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Kobes isn't an expert. He obserbs patterns of behaviour. Dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics rant.
47:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not trying to copy Terrence Pop. Toonami. Gender relations. Gives relationship advice.
50:40:
Scenario of wife opening a beer for her husband while he's watching football. Talks about his sub. Shows off his glass. Back to the video
53:30:
People weaponize the word love. Gender relations. Gives sex advice. Shills tactical soap. Chicken Alfredo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
57:34:
Be selective with what you do with your genitals. Kobes wishes there was a cure for HIV. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of cheating girlfriend. Back to the video.
59:34:
Gonna have some of his sub. Yukbang. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his sub. Yukbang. Talks about his sub. Yukbang. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains what's happening in the video. Back to Yukbang.
1:08:13:
Saving the rest for later. Yukbang. Gives relationship advice. Shows off his sub. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender stereotypes. Back to the video Talks about his sub.
1:11:58;
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Relationship advice. Yukbang. Talks about his sub.
1:15:19:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Gives relationship advice. Spilled beer. Got his dick wet joke. Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Reads what's written on the screen. Not all women are the same.
1:20:32:
Blow jobs are for special occasions only ladies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships are like your favourite food. Compares humans to ice cream. Gender relations. Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Malfunction. People take advantage of nice people.
1:25:23:
Shows off his glass. Shills his glass. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationship rant. Back to the video
127:24:
Gender relations relationships. Sex and money are perks. Relationships and Gender relations.
1:30:33:
Talking about his glass. Back to gender relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations stereotypes
1:34:10:
Scenario of woman touching him. Gender relations. Back to the video
1:37:14:
Kobes explains love. Gender stereotypes descriptions. Back to the video. Happiness. Back to the video.
1:41:07:
Gender relations. Relationships. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen. Shills merch. What keeps Relationships interesting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender stereotypes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Hives relationship advice. Scenario of going tk a vegan restaurant. Back to the video
1:47:25:
Beer piss and relationship advice.
1:49:26:
Returns. Relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations
1:51:51:
Back to the video. Men blamed for everything. What women want. Holding out for a hero. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Slut shaming double standards. Talks about his Tobacco he git in care packages. Talks about his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:57:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships. Reads what's written on the screen. Dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Eat your feelings. Relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body standards gender relations. Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Regrettably food is delicious. Back to the video.
2:04:15:
Gender relations. Beauty standards. Back to the video. Dating advice for women. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Double standards gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares Relationships to a video game. Back to the video.
2:08:00:
Mid life crisis scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men can't show emotions. Double standards. Bill Barr. Gender relations.
2:11:55:
Most beer. Shills his glass. Corona beer didn't cause coof. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Gender relations Double standards. Girl guilting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about women on the screen. Gross. Frenemies scenario.
2:22:30:
Lady cave. Back to the video for 2 seconds. What women think. Romantic bath scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:29:12:
Reads what's written on the screen. Every guy has tried at least once to suck their own dick and it doesn't work. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More about dick sucking. Bad relationship scenarios. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice.
2:33:30:
Super thirsty over the thoughts of a slutty nun costume. Head games. Back to the video for 2 seconds. High heels. Wear a cock holster to please your of age woman. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Slutty nun scenario.
2:38:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Eat your feelings. Body shaaaaaming double standards. Sexist economics. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Catty women.
2:41:50:
Beer piss and talking about his potion glass.
2:43:46:
Returns. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:49:20:
Relationship jokes. He's so pleased with his Hershey's joke. Back to the video.
2:51:20:
10 years older/ younger. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Talking about sex. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to talking about sex.
2:58:10:
Talking about a time he had sex in a lot of detail. After sex cigarettes. Smoking safety. Sex facts. Back to the video.
3:02:42:
Reads what's written on the screen. Rawndyvaws. Rondy voos. Gender relations.
3:04:33:
Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Not an alcoholic. Shills his glass.
3:07:30:
Spills his drink. Talking about his glass. Checks how many glass orders. Shills merch. Buy merch to get a shout out. Alcohol Harry Potter joke. He totally went for it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Checks PayPal. Transfers the remaining $1.
3:12:50:
Talks about how women feel. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheating Gender relations Double standards. Feeling drunk. Talks about his potion glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:19:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video. Double standards in standards. Body shaaaaaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The thrill of being caught. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The thrill of being caught. Feeling drunk. Gender relations.
3:25:06:
Piss break.
3:33:12:
Returns. Hat and wand. Smoke break. Pipe smoking is healthier than cigarettes.
3:37:25:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rewind. Reads what's written on the screen. Fake ID bad. Cheating bad. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video.
3:43:00:
Men blamed for everything . Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Sacrifice gal pal time to cheat. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes is tired. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You will die alone.
3:50:42:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships. Back to the video
3:54:40:
Reads what's written on the screen. Cheating bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheating bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:57:56:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations stereotypes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
4:05:32:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Say what you mean. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Smelly vaginas. Gender relations. Fuck racism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mid life crisis. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Lin guh ree.
4:13:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Movies and potn are not really. Sex sucks. Describes how to do sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
4:15:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Appreciate your of age woman. Back to the video. Politics. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains affairs.
4:20:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheating bad. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheating. Sex with a strap on scenario.
4:28:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cobes hates women. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
4:37:20:
Gives dating advice. Creepy about woman on the screen. Dry spell. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video. Gender relations. Falling asleep.
4:41:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains women. Falling asleep. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Dating in a pandemic. Leaves.
4:45:43:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Eat your feelings. Gender relations kobes Bragging about understanding women.
4:50:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Cobes hates women. Relationships. Back to the video.
4:55:00:
Kobes wants the two incels in the video to meet two nice if age army ladies. Back to the video. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations. Relationships. Talks about giving his imagination of age girlfriend an orgasm. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships.
5:01:25:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Gets his sub. Yukbang.
5:06:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in beauty standards. Double standards in using the word cunt. Women slur shaming. Talks about his sub. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships. Gender relations. Being lazy on the dating scene. Yukbang.
5:10:10:
Talks about his sub. Gender relations. Talks about his sub. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Getting into a relationship fir the wrong reasons. Talks about his sub.
5:19:40:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 sec. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video. realises he's been streaming for 5 hours and ends the stream.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Dark Lord is live and he has Jack Daniels.

Edit: He is preaching about menstrual blood and flinging his semen around at random people.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Once I saw how easily Chazz got access to basically every account Cobes had, I knew there was no hope. He'll fall for just about anything if it sounds convincing.

Not everyone's born knowing not to hand out every account to the first person who asks to see it!

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

Not everyone's born knowing not to hand out every account to the first person who asks to see it!

I'm surprised it hasn't happened more, but when I think about the times he was actually taken advantage of it's usually over him buying something. Everything he got from Homeboy Scotty (RIP), when he got his shotgun fixed for like $800, and the Nugenix ordeal. Chazz, to my limited knowledge, is the only one who has actually gotten to his personal accounts. I don't even think Courtney goes there. (that we know of)

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm surprised it hasn't happened more, but when I think about the times he was actually taken advantage of it's usually over him buying something. Everything he got from Homeboy Scotty (RIP), when he got his shotgun fixed for like $800, and the Nugenix ordeal. Chazz, to my limited knowledge, is the only one who has actually gotten to his personal accounts. I don't even think Courtney goes there. (that we know of)

When someone promises Josh the world, gives him minimally convincing evidence they can give it to him and tells him that he deserves it....Josh will fall for it every single time. It appeals to his ego, his expectations for greatness and his naive nature. Chazz and Scotty have both done this to great lengths, it's always been his achilles heel.

Besides that, he's always been bad with his money. To give Josh credit, he has admitted this and agreed with his father about it. With the shotgun repair, I'd say....you know, if you really loved something you'd probably spend a lot to get it fixed, maybe more than it's worth or more than you should. It doesn't justify it, that price was wildly high and not even close to being worth it but I can kinda sympathize with the idea of fixing up something you love, regardless of the price.