Start:
Talks about his pizza hut food review. Shout outs to people who gave him money. Checks his Tee spring. Support coming in nicely toobs. Talks about the fake raycon sponsorship. Says he can't have a friend come over without people assuming it's his drug dealer. Trolls are jealous. Troll rant.
3:58:
Going to drink beer and watch Terrence Pop because that's what he does on YouTube. Shills his wands and potion glass. He's so mad about the raycon sponsorship being fake. Shills tactical soap.
6:29:
Puts on a Terrence Pop video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Bud light platinum and mountain Dew #notasponsir. Talks about his pizza hut food review and hanging out with Dave. Family guy voices. Compares people to used cars. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sex is a want not a need. Gender relations Double standards.
11:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bud light lime. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Play the innocent vixen. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Chaturbate.
14:30:
Mad about people thinking Dave was his drug dealer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Mad about fake raycon sponsorship. Trolls. Shills his wands.
17:06:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his wands and PayPal. Says he found out a couple of weeks ago that he is Casper's only professional wand maker. Complaining about women.
20:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thought he was a bad ass dude who would never get laid. Talks about his first kiss. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Drinking so much your dick doesn't work. Blames his Asperger's for not being able to pi k up women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice. Talks about what a great singer he is.
28:00:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Shills his glass. Back to the video. Talks about his glass. Talks about prank phone calls.
32:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about women. Moar beer. Back to the video. Texting.
36:44:
Of age Fat chicks. Talks about getting his dick sucked in front of his friends. RIP Alex Anderson. Not putting on a false persade to impress people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says his penis is above average. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards.
42:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video
44:42:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender stereotypes. Single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single parents should date other Single parents.
50:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bill Barr. Talks about dogs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about kids. Kobes loves his step mom. Calls Laura a psycho Pentecostal cunt. Says he has no problems with Laura. Back to the video.
54:10:
Cunt speak live joke. Moar beer. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards. Dating Single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chimo rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives advice for Single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
1:00:56:
Creepy about women on the video. Double standards sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates sickos. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Fuck mass shootings. Talks about Marlboro menthol.
1:06:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about drinking responsibly without a hint of self awareness. Bragging about ride bike drunk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would never stick his dick in a glory hole. Talks about his dick. Back to the video. Texting.
1:10:26:
Feminism. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls. Back to the video. Guns. Kobes explains how to buy a gun.
1:15:20:
Eating leftover pizza hut. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bernie Sanders. Moar beer. Rant about legalising marijuana. Things the weed told kobes. Ma's at dislikes on his pizza hut video. Shills his glass. Back to the video.
1:20:35:
Kobes talks about politics. Kobes doesn't care once they don't creep on kids. Trolls. Back to the video Creepy about woman on the screen. Feminists. Charlie chapman moustache. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tara Babcock. Ice cream. Root beer floats. Back to the video for 2 seconds. You're anti Semitic if you hate Bernie Sanders.
1:27:45:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Talking about people drinking instead of dealing with things. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video.
1:29:40:
Talking about a troll text. Shills tactical soap. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Talks about his glass. People take advantage of nice people. Shills his glass. Rip Alan Rickman. Talks about Harry Potter. Not an alcoholic. Pizza hut. Wands. Dream house.
1:41:31:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Talks about a girl he went to school with. Talks about Shon. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender stereotypes. Dating. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Legalise weed rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots whats said in the video.
1:48:47:
Shoots a moth and misses. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Legalise pot rant. Decerlation of independence. Back to the video for 2 seconds. False persade. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships.
1:53:30:
Shills tactical soap and lube. Kobes talks about vaginas. KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Be nice to people. Trannys. Poor straight white men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beer piss.
2:01:36:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house family scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Talks about substance abuse with a hint of self awareness. Talks about cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about playing the lottery. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex to medicate. Talks about the girl who sucked his dick in front of his friends. Boobs.
2:11:43:
Warm walnuts. Dating advice.
2:16:30:
Back to the video. Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about Jennifer Anniston. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about of age butt segment. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Shills his glass.
2:22:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Kobes is nit picky he just wants a true and honest of age woman. Gender relations Double standards.
Gender your currently assigned. Back to the video.
2:32:10:
Looks up holding out for a hero. No copyright infringement intended. Shills tactical soap. Explains the lyrics. Complaining about women. Back to the song.
2:36:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shows off his cigarettes. Complaining about women. Kobes explains why people get married. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Marriage rant. Beer piss. Yelling about holding out for a hero while he's pissing. Returns. Ranting about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Marriage. Back to the video
2:45:28:
Dry spell.
2:46:47:
Smoke break.
2:52:02:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating pressure. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Prescription drugs. Moar beer. He's wasted.
2:56:40:
Creepy about woman on the screen.
3:00:10:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Dating in your 30s. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Dating single moms. Back to the video gender relations. Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friendzone. Back to the video. Friendzone. Repeat.
3:29:20:
Eating leftover pizza hut. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Complaining about women.
3:34:19:
Beer piss. Yelling about women in the kitchen.
3:37:18:
Returns. Moar beer. Gender relations rant. Not an alcoholic. Texting. Reads texts. Not an alcoholic. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Control men with blowjobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting at women. Gender relations.
3:52:50:
K9bes is just telling it like it is. Talks about his pizza hut dinner box. Spent his well earned money on pizza hut. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:57:49:
Gives dating advice. Back to the video. Gender relations.
4:04:50:
Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Rant about dating in your 30s.
4:09:30:
Last beer for the evening. Shills his PayPal. Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone will find their soul mate. Dream house of age goth wife scenario. Gender relations.
4:23:10:
Pizza and alcohol. Hiccups. Spills his drink. Back to the video.
4:25:36:
Beer piss. Returns. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single cope. Back to the video. Shills his glass one last time and ends the stream.
Start:
Drinking Guinness in his potion glass. Does some shout outs. Watching an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video.
1:50:
Shills his Tee spring. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Satanic rules of the earth. Shills his merch again. Ranting about the YouTuber in the video being a chimo.
4:24:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Legalise pot. Back to the video.
7:40:
Muh Asperger's. It's ridiculous youtube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck chimos.
10:25:
System reboot. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tells people to harass the dude in the video. Back to the video.
12:30:
Talks about being famous. Kill all pedos. Makes it racial.
15:00:
Moar alcohol. Back to the video. Fuck chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
19:30:
Savour your childhood for as long as you can. Back to the video.
20:40:
Complains about his channel getting demonitorised. Back to the video.
23:28:
Shills his merch. Fuck chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains what happened in the video. Repeat.
31:10:
Talks about when he helped a school mate out with her GFM. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat. Fuck chimos. Ends the video.
The frequency of him getting near blackout drunk on stream has really ramped up since covid. He opened a PO Box a few months ago and people have been mailing him bottles of booze ever since.
Josh has always sought alcohol to deal with whatever the fuck he's got going on. There's been some incidents over the years, but nothing that would really indicate that he was a severe alcoholic. He had some stability in his life and some minor responsibilities, so he couldn't just go off the fuckin' rails and drink until the sun came up. He had to go to work in the morning, which I think it's fair to say he took somewhat seriously.
What you're seeing today started it's journey in 2018, I would go so far as to say this video is a good starting point for shit getting really bad. Since his father seems preoccupied with other things, there's been no intervention and it's become increasingly worse.
He would take "breaks" from drinking when he was broke and would lie that he "didn't feel like drinking," the recent increase in pay pigs is the main reason he has been drinking so frequently.
He would take "breaks" from drinking when he was broke and would lie that he "didn't feel like drinking," the recent increase in pay pigs is the main reason he has been drinking so frequently.
The bit where he was on the verge of tears talking about afghanistan and how he would give up a life time of sex to solve the worlds problems was.... Wow.
One thing I really think definitely should not be sent to his PO box is this
Cheddar cheese (yes please, toobz) powder. A whole pound of bright yellow cheeto dust that will get everywhere. His hands, face, walls, computer, everything is gonna be gross.
So, you know, bad idea.
We're a little late for that, Cobro. That discord server is an inner circle of "punishment" weens ala wingsofredemption. I'm halfway convinced their master plan is to actually get him to croak on camera like everyone thought he was going to do when he went bluefaced with Darf.
We're a little late for that, Cobro. That discord server is an inner circle of "punishment" weens ala wingsofredemption. I'm halfway convinced their master plan is to actually get him to croak on camera like everyone thought he was going to do when he went bluefaced with Darf.
He's such a massive pussy that, ego bruised from years of troll gifts, he started screening all of his packages maybe a year or two ago. If he deems the gift unsuitable, he opens it off camera and will never mention it. The gifts also go into the trash. All of them. Doesn't even have to be a troll gift; if he think's it's dumb or lame, it gets the boot.
Pretty sure in the early PO Box days, there were some boxes he just straight up threw away without opening, because something on the packaging triggered his massive manbaby response.
The reason the Pringles Snake and recent glitter bomb cigaaaahhh got through were because they were VERY smartly disguised as things we all know Jord cannot resist.
The bit where he was on the verge of tears talking about afghanistan and how he would give up a life time of sex to solve the worlds problems was.... Wow.
The bit where he was on the verge of tears talking about afghanistan and how he would give up a life time of sex to solve the worlds problems was.... Wow.
It really speaks to his immaturity that he'll get choked up over things he has no personal connection to, like Afghanistan or Ozzy getting sick, while he's indifferent to and irritated by the people that actually care about him, like Homedad Clint and everything he does for Josh, or Stepmom that brings him groceries every week. In that way he really does have the mental and emotional awareness of a 13 year old.
Right?! And then he tearfully talked about how you can only afford to adopt one dog, and it's like "Then why don't you adopt a dog and make a difference?" Or volunteer there and take the dogs for walks and give them some companionship for a couple hours a week.
I guess he just doesn't have time in his busy schedule.