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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
- Thread starter Broseph Stalin
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- Mar 27, 2021
Dark Lord is live with Warlord the Backstabber.
Terrance Poop video respomce. I guess you could watch, but it is awful already and it just started.
- Joined
- May 20, 2018
"Guess the Freeloader" is my favorite game to play before the bum on the couch shows their face.
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- Oct 19, 2018
"Make sure he's clean before you fuck him, and that goes for both sides... and buy a Potion Time glass. I'll catch ya laters"
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- Mar 27, 2021
Recycling the smoke in his gross potion glass was wild.
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- Jul 27, 2021
So courtney has a staph infection, one of the youtube mods is a new zealander who sent pictures of his hard cock to kids and warlord is back to his old tricks? Interesting
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- May 20, 2018
Cobe's latest Yuckbang. "They look like regular ramen noodles, buuuuuuuuut..."
It's the extra spicy Korean ramen that mukbangers on youtube have been eating as a meme, but Cobra has added:
- Payne Rust County Seasoning
- Tapatio Hot Sauce
- "Captain Rodney's" (a bbq glaze)
- 4 packets each of Taco Bell Diablo, Hot & Fire sauce packets
- Crushed up Nacho Cheese Doritos
- Mountain Dew
- Liquid Smoke
- Soy sauce
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- Feb 4, 2014
Maybe I'm just a freak of nature, but...those extra spicy Korean ramen packets ain't shit. Definitely need more added to truly burn my butthole. Just not all that shit Josh added. Plus I feel like some of that actually takes away the spiciness of the ramen.
RollingRock
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You can see him hesitating to eat any. He only takes 1 bite during the whole video and it makes him wretch. It's not even a fresh bowl of slop, at 3 minutes he says made it last night. I like when he argues with the fly, I'm not sure who is smarter.
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- Jan 27, 2020
I love how he picks at the noodles and almost takes a mouthful a few times but it's like his body wont let him eat that gross slop.
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- Oct 19, 2018
The brand he has is spicy, but not crazy or anything. If you want a challenge, go to your local asain market and find these
Samyang 2x spicy.
This is literally the hottest shit I've ever eaten and it's delicious. There is a normal version (that I recommend for actually eating) that is also very hot, this 2x version is like a prank. Cobes has tried to eat samyang before too, but wasn't successful.
Edit: sorry, he's eating the brand I'm talking about. I'm regarded.
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I'm just now noticing that, he mixed in the one you mentioned with the kind that I said aren't shit. I stand corrected as well since I can't speak for the Samyang noodles lol.
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Each time I've watched Cobra this week I've thought about how Clint needs to intervene.
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Kobes Latest streams:
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Start:
Opens with a joke about legal prostitution in Las Vegas. Doing a Sydney Watson video response. Shills his potion glass. Working on a new album called Satan's Bell. Drinking Corona mango citrus. Shills his glass again. You don't have to drink alcohol from the glass.
4:33:
Plays Satan's Bell from his new album. Brags about a YouTuber doing a review on his last album. Bell sperging.
8:20:
Kobes niche sound is ava grande. Talks about Deathbed Tapes. He's going to post the fan who sent him tapes to autograph tapes back. He included his last 2 albums and broke one of his tapes so he's replaced it with a fixed one. Kobes loves his fans.
13:15:
Rant about Elijah Schaffer because he made Sydney Watson religious. Shills his glass. Not an alcoholic rant.
16:05:
Politics. Legal prostitution. KingSoapraJFS. He gets mixed up because he really likes the green and black Dr. Squatch soap. Smoking cannabis in the clocktower was a premonition of the Notre Dame fire. Talks about how great he is at singing. Back to tactical soap.
21:00:
Shows off his guitar. Talks about when he bought it. Guitar shredding. New Spooky tuning. BC Rich warlock #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Shows off his glass again. Kobes respects the noise curfew dood. Guitar shredding.
26:36:
Piss break.
28:15:
Returns singing hells bells. Moar alcohol starts the video for 2 seconds. Satanic 11 rules. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sweet nirvana shirt babe. Singing nirvana. Not trying to hit on Sydney Watson. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Surf shark rocket power. If you get the reference your old enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about Elijah Schaffer and Christianity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Still subscribed though because of Sydney.
33:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sydney's dog. Talks about getting obie stoned. Playing the autistic card is legit. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sex is a want not a need stop contributing to rape culture.
38:39:
Bud light platinum. Ozzy concert. Age is only a state of mind YouTube. Kobes drinks because society is gone to shit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Has no problem with Elijah Schaffer but rant about his religion.
42:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Shows off his cigarettes. Smoking psa. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Republicans sperg. Back to the video.
45:20:
Tik tok is copying YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns rant. Dream house pet cobra scenario. Back to pronoun rant. Fuck sickos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns joke. Family guy.
50:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Non binary dad doesn't make sense. Tranny rant. BLM rant. Moloteev cocktails. Catholic chimos are the same as BLM rioters. Back to the video.
54:22:
Reading rage bait articles for content scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. When corporations take over YouTube mind control. Facebook censorship rant. Kobes is for censorship. Moar beer.
57:36:
Beer piss.
59:26:
Returns. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:01:10:
Looks up lyrics for space odyssey. Talks about what a great singer he is. Just a humble wand maker that makes music. Trolls. Talks about his last 2 food reviews. Vocal cover David Bowie for 2 seconds. 80% British so he can sing like Bowie. Sings Beatles songs. Back to the vocal cover. Stops to put on his hat. Back to the vocal cover. Stops to Shill his potion glass. Rant about YouTube preventing him from doing vocal covers. Aladdin is Kobes' favourite Disney movie. He likes it even more than Fox and the Hound. Busting out a vocal cover during a rant is quality content. Finished his beer.
1:13:20:
Moar beer. Shows off his wand. Its the ultimate Harry Potter wand. System error. He's just sitting on silence.
1:21:20:
Kobes has fleas. Back to sitting in silence.
1:25:08:
Back to the vocal cover for 2 seconds. Drink. Back to the vocal cover. 26 minutes and 2 beers and he still didn't finish the song. Back to the video.
1:30:52:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Storms off to the bathroom.
1:33:36:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This cracker right here! Fuck antifa! They support pedos! So angry he has to go get his slippers.
1:35:15:
Returns. Back to the video. So drunk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes mad but too drunk to speak. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides are right. Kobes is an anti vaxer but will get it if he needs it to go to the UK.
1:41:12:
Mysterious knock at the door. Taco Bell order.
1:45:30:
Kobes like blue drink.
1:46:34:
Yukbang. Sour cream on his beard TWU. Fists 6 tacos into his mouth.
2:03:26:
Eats his crunch wrap. Taco Bell #notasponsor. Struggling to eat this one. Not a competitive eater.
2:08:54:
Saves the rest of the crunch wrap for later.
2:12:26:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Talks about his food challenge. Drink combination baja blast and bud light platinum. Talks about his food challenge. Sauce combination.
2:19:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guns sperg.
2:24:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not going to do the second video response now. Back to the video. Language police sperg. Back to the video. Conspiracy Cobra.
2:29:28:
Back to the video. Hiccups. Falling asleep.
2:32:00:
Says he's too tipsy for this shit. Families separated because of the pandemic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:34:42:
Spills his beer because he's so mad. Angry shouting about lesbians. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics sperg. Back to the video. Pour some drink combo out on his carpet. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Anti vaxer whose not anti vax. Educate yourself on some Cobra lore. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperg.
Opens with a joke about legal prostitution in Las Vegas. Doing a Sydney Watson video response. Shills his potion glass. Working on a new album called Satan's Bell. Drinking Corona mango citrus. Shills his glass again. You don't have to drink alcohol from the glass.
4:33:
Plays Satan's Bell from his new album. Brags about a YouTuber doing a review on his last album. Bell sperging.
8:20:
Kobes niche sound is ava grande. Talks about Deathbed Tapes. He's going to post the fan who sent him tapes to autograph tapes back. He included his last 2 albums and broke one of his tapes so he's replaced it with a fixed one. Kobes loves his fans.
13:15:
Rant about Elijah Schaffer because he made Sydney Watson religious. Shills his glass. Not an alcoholic rant.
16:05:
Politics. Legal prostitution. KingSoapraJFS. He gets mixed up because he really likes the green and black Dr. Squatch soap. Smoking cannabis in the clocktower was a premonition of the Notre Dame fire. Talks about how great he is at singing. Back to tactical soap.
21:00:
Shows off his guitar. Talks about when he bought it. Guitar shredding. New Spooky tuning. BC Rich warlock #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Shows off his glass again. Kobes respects the noise curfew dood. Guitar shredding.
26:36:
Piss break.
28:15:
Returns singing hells bells. Moar alcohol starts the video for 2 seconds. Satanic 11 rules. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sweet nirvana shirt babe. Singing nirvana. Not trying to hit on Sydney Watson. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Surf shark rocket power. If you get the reference your old enough. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about Elijah Schaffer and Christianity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Still subscribed though because of Sydney.
33:39:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sydney's dog. Talks about getting obie stoned. Playing the autistic card is legit. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sex is a want not a need stop contributing to rape culture.
38:39:
Bud light platinum. Ozzy concert. Age is only a state of mind YouTube. Kobes drinks because society is gone to shit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Has no problem with Elijah Schaffer but rant about his religion.
42:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Shows off his cigarettes. Smoking psa. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Republicans sperg. Back to the video.
45:20:
Tik tok is copying YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns rant. Dream house pet cobra scenario. Back to pronoun rant. Fuck sickos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns joke. Family guy.
50:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Non binary dad doesn't make sense. Tranny rant. BLM rant. Moloteev cocktails. Catholic chimos are the same as BLM rioters. Back to the video.
54:22:
Reading rage bait articles for content scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. When corporations take over YouTube mind control. Facebook censorship rant. Kobes is for censorship. Moar beer.
57:36:
Beer piss.
59:26:
Returns. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:01:10:
Looks up lyrics for space odyssey. Talks about what a great singer he is. Just a humble wand maker that makes music. Trolls. Talks about his last 2 food reviews. Vocal cover David Bowie for 2 seconds. 80% British so he can sing like Bowie. Sings Beatles songs. Back to the vocal cover. Stops to put on his hat. Back to the vocal cover. Stops to Shill his potion glass. Rant about YouTube preventing him from doing vocal covers. Aladdin is Kobes' favourite Disney movie. He likes it even more than Fox and the Hound. Busting out a vocal cover during a rant is quality content. Finished his beer.
1:13:20:
Moar beer. Shows off his wand. Its the ultimate Harry Potter wand. System error. He's just sitting on silence.
1:21:20:
Kobes has fleas. Back to sitting in silence.
1:25:08:
Back to the vocal cover for 2 seconds. Drink. Back to the vocal cover. 26 minutes and 2 beers and he still didn't finish the song. Back to the video.
1:30:52:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Storms off to the bathroom.
1:33:36:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This cracker right here! Fuck antifa! They support pedos! So angry he has to go get his slippers.
1:35:15:
Returns. Back to the video. So drunk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes mad but too drunk to speak. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides are right. Kobes is an anti vaxer but will get it if he needs it to go to the UK.
1:41:12:
Mysterious knock at the door. Taco Bell order.
1:45:30:
Kobes like blue drink.
1:46:34:
Yukbang. Sour cream on his beard TWU. Fists 6 tacos into his mouth.
2:03:26:
Eats his crunch wrap. Taco Bell #notasponsor. Struggling to eat this one. Not a competitive eater.
2:08:54:
Saves the rest of the crunch wrap for later.
2:12:26:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Talks about his food challenge. Drink combination baja blast and bud light platinum. Talks about his food challenge. Sauce combination.
2:19:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Guns sperg.
2:24:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not going to do the second video response now. Back to the video. Language police sperg. Back to the video. Conspiracy Cobra.
2:29:28:
Back to the video. Hiccups. Falling asleep.
2:32:00:
Says he's too tipsy for this shit. Families separated because of the pandemic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:34:42:
Spills his beer because he's so mad. Angry shouting about lesbians. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics sperg. Back to the video. Pour some drink combo out on his carpet. Both sides! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Anti vaxer whose not anti vax. Educate yourself on some Cobra lore. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperg.
Start:
Fly swatting. Going to redo his Sydney Watson response from his last stream. Starts the video. Elijah Schaffer rant.
1:40:
Back to the video. Pronouns rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Same joke as last stream. Pronouns rant.
5:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender fluid joke. Car Pronouns. Back to the video. Non binary dad doesn't make sense. Trannys rant.
8:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. How does this personally affect you Sydney Watson. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about getting demonitorised for talking shut about Milo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Antifa. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ground control to major Tom. Creep by Nirvana lol.
15:10:
Kobes explains the genders. Feminist rant. Compares feminism to blow jobs. Talks about walking and shooting his load on his own face. Las Vegas prostitution joke from last stream. Back to the video.
19:57:
Feminazis. Divorce court rant. Back to the video. 2020 sucks. Hillbilly joke.
25:18:
Kobes does stand up comedy in his shower. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck antifa. Back to the video. Antifa rant. His eye keeps twitching. Tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Antifa rant. Back to the video.
29:30:
System error. Vaping into his Bud Light bottle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to all the doctors and nurses in these trying times. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls texts. Troll rant. Back to the video.
34:06:
Kobes is for free speech but not for free speech. Texting. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
35:17:
Mosr beer. Gun sperg. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Testing is smart selective. Back to the video. Kobes would end starvation and homelessness if he had the money. Back to the video.
42:00:
Kobes has head lice TWU. He's basically parroting what's being said in the video. Jim and Bill coof scenario. Back to the video. French architecture. Dream house. Still scratching at his head lice. Peaceful protests. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Gun sperg. Smoking restrictions rant. Back to guns. Back to the video.
50:40:
Kobes explains Afghanistan. Inventable. Back to the video.
53:53:
Vax don't work. Back to the video. Trannys are not real women. Back to the video. The world us fucked. Back to the video.
58:20:
Gera his mask to show you can't drink with a mask on. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Checks his PayPal. Back to the video.
1:03:09:
Beer piss
1:04:31:
Returns. Has a surprise for his friends birthday. Back to the video.
1:08:07:
Going to do another sub food hack. Back to the video.
Q:09:47:
Puts on another rage bait video a fan sent him. Might save this response for later. Might do a food hack later. Parenting advice. Captain Hindsight Condoms.
1:13:01:
Moar beer. Smoke break.
1:19:57:
Returns. Back to the video. Kobes isn't in a rush to get laid because being a parent sucks. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video
1:23:47:
Don't party on a weekday. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Dry spell cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It's okay to leave your kids alone if you have no money. Back to the video
1:27:37:
Gender relations Double standards in parenting. Back to the video. Repeat. Dry spell. Chimo rant.
1:35:30:
Scenario of getting his imagination of age girlfriend pregnant.
1:38:00:
Popping out kids like a Gatling gun. Shot gun weddings. Back to the video. This response is pretty boring. Mostly gender relations shit.
1:43:03:
Beer piss.
1:44:37:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the albums he signed for a fan. Unexpected sneeze. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 2 million followers = lots of money.
146:30:
Looks up nudes for research purposes. Looks at her butt videos. More research lol. Creepy mother fucker watching porn on live. Nice of age ass lol. Totally for research purposes lmao.
2:01:50:
Finished watching porn, back to the video. OF rant. Back to the video. Kobes doesn't like single moms. Back to the video. He doesn't really say anything inters in this response.
2:07:25:
If Kobes could make $2 million on OF he wouldn't be making wands. Watches the end of the video. Reads chat. Ends stream.
Fly swatting. Going to redo his Sydney Watson response from his last stream. Starts the video. Elijah Schaffer rant.
1:40:
Back to the video. Pronouns rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Same joke as last stream. Pronouns rant.
5:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender fluid joke. Car Pronouns. Back to the video. Non binary dad doesn't make sense. Trannys rant.
8:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. How does this personally affect you Sydney Watson. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about getting demonitorised for talking shut about Milo. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Antifa. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ground control to major Tom. Creep by Nirvana lol.
15:10:
Kobes explains the genders. Feminist rant. Compares feminism to blow jobs. Talks about walking and shooting his load on his own face. Las Vegas prostitution joke from last stream. Back to the video.
19:57:
Feminazis. Divorce court rant. Back to the video. 2020 sucks. Hillbilly joke.
25:18:
Kobes does stand up comedy in his shower. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck antifa. Back to the video. Antifa rant. His eye keeps twitching. Tranny rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Antifa rant. Back to the video.
29:30:
System error. Vaping into his Bud Light bottle. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to all the doctors and nurses in these trying times. Blocking deleting and ignoring trolls texts. Troll rant. Back to the video.
34:06:
Kobes is for free speech but not for free speech. Texting. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
35:17:
Mosr beer. Gun sperg. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video. Testing is smart selective. Back to the video. Kobes would end starvation and homelessness if he had the money. Back to the video.
42:00:
Kobes has head lice TWU. He's basically parroting what's being said in the video. Jim and Bill coof scenario. Back to the video. French architecture. Dream house. Still scratching at his head lice. Peaceful protests. Back to the video fir 2 seconds. Gun sperg. Smoking restrictions rant. Back to guns. Back to the video.
50:40:
Kobes explains Afghanistan. Inventable. Back to the video.
53:53:
Vax don't work. Back to the video. Trannys are not real women. Back to the video. The world us fucked. Back to the video.
58:20:
Gera his mask to show you can't drink with a mask on. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Checks his PayPal. Back to the video.
1:03:09:
Beer piss
1:04:31:
Returns. Has a surprise for his friends birthday. Back to the video.
1:08:07:
Going to do another sub food hack. Back to the video.
Q:09:47:
Puts on another rage bait video a fan sent him. Might save this response for later. Might do a food hack later. Parenting advice. Captain Hindsight Condoms.
1:13:01:
Moar beer. Smoke break.
1:19:57:
Returns. Back to the video. Kobes isn't in a rush to get laid because being a parent sucks. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video
1:23:47:
Don't party on a weekday. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Dry spell cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It's okay to leave your kids alone if you have no money. Back to the video
1:27:37:
Gender relations Double standards in parenting. Back to the video. Repeat. Dry spell. Chimo rant.
1:35:30:
Scenario of getting his imagination of age girlfriend pregnant.
1:38:00:
Popping out kids like a Gatling gun. Shot gun weddings. Back to the video. This response is pretty boring. Mostly gender relations shit.
1:43:03:
Beer piss.
1:44:37:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about the albums he signed for a fan. Unexpected sneeze. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 2 million followers = lots of money.
146:30:
Looks up nudes for research purposes. Looks at her butt videos. More research lol. Creepy mother fucker watching porn on live. Nice of age ass lol. Totally for research purposes lmao.
2:01:50:
Finished watching porn, back to the video. OF rant. Back to the video. Kobes doesn't like single moms. Back to the video. He doesn't really say anything inters in this response.
2:07:25:
If Kobes could make $2 million on OF he wouldn't be making wands. Watches the end of the video. Reads chat. Ends stream.
Short video. Straight into the Yukbang. Tries to do a cheese pull but it's not good. Garlic butter all over his beard. Wash it down with some mountain dew. Ends the video without finishing his calzone.
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Start:
Chillin out with warlord doing 2 video responses. Waiting patiently for his of age goth girl friend. Shills his potion glass. Says he's seen Tara naked. Simps for Tara. Drinking camo and mountain Dew. Starts the Tara Babcock video.
3:30:
Women and their body shaaaaaming. Simps for Tara.
4:53:
Face homedad Clint tactical soap for fathers day. Shills tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex is a want not a need. Back to the video.
8:20:
Talks about a present he wants to get for his veteran friend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills Tara's merch. Shills his potion glass. Get a personal clip of his hair dye video.
11:15:
Shills his Etsy and his Patreon. Going to make Patreon videos tomorrow. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Kobes hates women. Back to the video. Thot joke.
15:00;
Kobes wants to send Tara's boyfriend some Tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women. Shills tactical soap. Ky jelly.
17:38:
Back to the video for 2 Seconds. Shills tactical soap. It's illegal to make a soap that makes women fuck you. Dr. Squatch. KingSoapraJFS.
21:51:
Back to the video. That's the extreme! Kobes is still so mad about Tara's sex doll review video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes drinks instead of having sex. Back to the video.
25:40:
Take drugs. Gender relations Double standards. Kobes has been rejected by every chick he ever liked. Fuck suicide. Potion glass. Drink combination time.
29:50:
Can crush for the fans. Shills his glass again. Back to the video. Warlord is eating peanut butter from the jar.
32:37:
Dating sucks rant. Back to the video
33:51:
Sensual glass lick. Kobes is lonely. Back to the video. Of age consensual casual sex. Back to the video. Warlord falling asleep. Drunk driving is the sane as casual sex. Shows off his glass again. Back to the video.
40:16:
Vaping into his glass.
42:00:
Kobes explains why women have sex. Vaping into his glass. Back to the video. Warlord is asleep. Gender relations. Back to the video.
45:08:
Kobes judging warlord for falling asleep. Gender relations Double standards. What is the concept of Gender? That will be determined in the next couple of weeks. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of women being used for sex.
48:47:
You can do good sex without experience. Do your research. Back to the video. You shouldn't feel sexually repressed because you want some of age.
52:28:
Talking about bewbs. Natural breast enhancement pill. Double standards. Back to the video.
54:40:
Simps for Tara. Back to the video.
57:15:
Most alcohol. Ear gages. Starts Terrence Pop video about a woman who got an infected ear gage from letting her boyfriend stick his dick in one. Talks about his fake gages. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:01:00:
Kobes describes sex. Kobes explains Ear gages. Back to the video for 1 second. Jokes. Back to the video for 1 second. Kobes describes sex.
1:04:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake laughing coming in nicely toobz. Fucking a tracheotomy hole. Kobes is a tobacco connoisseur like Dr. Seuss. Shills his glass.
1:07:46:
Minge Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake reaction coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake laughing coming in nicely toobz. Shills his glass. Back to the video.
1:11:28:
If your boyfriends dock infects your earlobes maybe you shouldn't be fucking him in the first place. Lmao zero self awareness. Back to the video. Shills his glass and ends the stream.
Chillin out with warlord doing 2 video responses. Waiting patiently for his of age goth girl friend. Shills his potion glass. Says he's seen Tara naked. Simps for Tara. Drinking camo and mountain Dew. Starts the Tara Babcock video.
3:30:
Women and their body shaaaaaming. Simps for Tara.
4:53:
Face homedad Clint tactical soap for fathers day. Shills tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex is a want not a need. Back to the video.
8:20:
Talks about a present he wants to get for his veteran friend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills Tara's merch. Shills his potion glass. Get a personal clip of his hair dye video.
11:15:
Shills his Etsy and his Patreon. Going to make Patreon videos tomorrow. Back to the video. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Kobes hates women. Back to the video. Thot joke.
15:00;
Kobes wants to send Tara's boyfriend some Tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about women. Shills tactical soap. Ky jelly.
17:38:
Back to the video for 2 Seconds. Shills tactical soap. It's illegal to make a soap that makes women fuck you. Dr. Squatch. KingSoapraJFS.
21:51:
Back to the video. That's the extreme! Kobes is still so mad about Tara's sex doll review video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes drinks instead of having sex. Back to the video.
25:40:
Take drugs. Gender relations Double standards. Kobes has been rejected by every chick he ever liked. Fuck suicide. Potion glass. Drink combination time.
29:50:
Can crush for the fans. Shills his glass again. Back to the video. Warlord is eating peanut butter from the jar.
32:37:
Dating sucks rant. Back to the video
33:51:
Sensual glass lick. Kobes is lonely. Back to the video. Of age consensual casual sex. Back to the video. Warlord falling asleep. Drunk driving is the sane as casual sex. Shows off his glass again. Back to the video.
40:16:
Vaping into his glass.
42:00:
Kobes explains why women have sex. Vaping into his glass. Back to the video. Warlord is asleep. Gender relations. Back to the video.
45:08:
Kobes judging warlord for falling asleep. Gender relations Double standards. What is the concept of Gender? That will be determined in the next couple of weeks. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of women being used for sex.
48:47:
You can do good sex without experience. Do your research. Back to the video. You shouldn't feel sexually repressed because you want some of age.
52:28:
Talking about bewbs. Natural breast enhancement pill. Double standards. Back to the video.
54:40:
Simps for Tara. Back to the video.
57:15:
Most alcohol. Ear gages. Starts Terrence Pop video about a woman who got an infected ear gage from letting her boyfriend stick his dick in one. Talks about his fake gages. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:01:00:
Kobes describes sex. Kobes explains Ear gages. Back to the video for 1 second. Jokes. Back to the video for 1 second. Kobes describes sex.
1:04:43:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake laughing coming in nicely toobz. Fucking a tracheotomy hole. Kobes is a tobacco connoisseur like Dr. Seuss. Shills his glass.
1:07:46:
Minge Jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake reaction coming in nicely toobz. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake laughing coming in nicely toobz. Shills his glass. Back to the video.
1:11:28:
If your boyfriends dock infects your earlobes maybe you shouldn't be fucking him in the first place. Lmao zero self awareness. Back to the video. Shills his glass and ends the stream.
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Start:
Shills his Tee Spring. Oreo iced coffee review. Potion glass. #notasponsor. Drinking Bud Light platinum.
1:49:
Tries the iced coffee. #notasponsor. Doing a Terrence pop video response. Trigger warning. Shills personalised hair dye video clip. Making a birthday gift for a friend. Shills his Teespring again.
5:37:
Bud light platinum. Captain Hindsight Condoms. Starts the video for 2 seconds . Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice.
8:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes doesn't like calling women cunts but he does every day. Back to the video.
11:20:
Pour some Bud light on his chair for the dead toddler. Back to the video.
12:52:
Drink combination Bud light platinum and corona mango. Mysterious knock at the door. Was this when he sent Warlord away? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of lying to your children. Back to the video. He doesn't really say anything interesting.
23:29:
Captain Hindsight Condoms. Back to the video. Protect children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks it's okay to slap children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms rant. Back to the video.
28:27:
Female privilege Single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single parents should only date other Single parents. Compares children to sti's. Back to the video.
31:22:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video. Gives parenting advice. Kobes is winning at life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Unexpected pregnancy at college Scenario. Back to the video.
36:55:
If Kobes wind the lottery he will make a boner pill. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario if being married and then your dick stops working. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills tactical soap.
40:29:
Back to the video. Talks about cigarettes. Back to the video. Talks about his grand parents and great grandparents.
43:46:
Women live longer than men and that's sexist. Shills his potion glass. Back to the video. Talks about people getting triggered when he waves his wand around in public. Back to the video
49:00:
Talks about the present he's going to make. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminazis. Back to the video.
53:39:
Scenario of kids cock blocking parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. CPS calls it DfS so he can make a bad joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Talks about the present he's making.
57:02:
Back to the video. He doesn't say anything interesting. Keeps calling the woman in the video a cunt.
1:01:15:
Talks about being a rebellious kid. Says he's a well mannered adult. Kobes doesn't like kids but he will protect them. Captain Hindsight Condoms ad. Back to the video.
1:05:35:
Kobes explains how to punish kids. Back to the video. No dyick. No pusssehhh. Back to the video.
1:08:15:
Kobes supports doctors and nurses but won't get vaccinated or wear a mask. Troll rant. Bragging about getting bullied. Back to the video.
1:10:45:
Kobes hates women. Cough out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is so mad he has to piss. Back to the video. Kobes mad.
1:14:15:
Beer piss.
1:15:39:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Back to the video.
1:17:45:
Creepy about butt segment. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about butt segment. 80% British how dare you. Back to the video.
1:20:15:
Gun sperging. Back to the video. Gives parenting advice. Dream house. Back to the video.
1:23:39:
Scenario of him washing his imagination child's mouth our with tactical soap. Kids should be allowed to cuss. Back to the video. Scenario of imagination child misbehaving in the grocery store. Back to the video.
1:27:27:
Shills his Teespring. Shills potion glass. Back to the video. Society thinks women being violent is cute. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of women raping men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
1:32:15:
Back to the video. Scenario of murdering a child. Kobes support troops murdering children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics Double standards. Both sides! Back to the video.
1:35:09:
Kobes sometimes wants to strangle children and women like homer Simpson. Back to the video. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video. Scenario of kobes being a father. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
1:38:19:
Piss break.
1:40:19:
Moar beer. Saving 2 beers for Saturday. Back to the video. Kobes hates women. Back to the video.
1:43:00:
Coof safety. Back to the video. Coof as karma. Back to the video. Prison guard raping female inmates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Shills his Teespring again and ends the stream.
Shills his Tee Spring. Oreo iced coffee review. Potion glass. #notasponsor. Drinking Bud Light platinum.
1:49:
Tries the iced coffee. #notasponsor. Doing a Terrence pop video response. Trigger warning. Shills personalised hair dye video clip. Making a birthday gift for a friend. Shills his Teespring again.
5:37:
Bud light platinum. Captain Hindsight Condoms. Starts the video for 2 seconds . Shills his glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice.
8:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes doesn't like calling women cunts but he does every day. Back to the video.
11:20:
Pour some Bud light on his chair for the dead toddler. Back to the video.
12:52:
Drink combination Bud light platinum and corona mango. Mysterious knock at the door. Was this when he sent Warlord away? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of lying to your children. Back to the video. He doesn't really say anything interesting.
23:29:
Captain Hindsight Condoms. Back to the video. Protect children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks it's okay to slap children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single moms rant. Back to the video.
28:27:
Female privilege Single parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Single parents should only date other Single parents. Compares children to sti's. Back to the video.
31:22:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video. Gives parenting advice. Kobes is winning at life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Unexpected pregnancy at college Scenario. Back to the video.
36:55:
If Kobes wind the lottery he will make a boner pill. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario if being married and then your dick stops working. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Menopause. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills tactical soap.
40:29:
Back to the video. Talks about cigarettes. Back to the video. Talks about his grand parents and great grandparents.
43:46:
Women live longer than men and that's sexist. Shills his potion glass. Back to the video. Talks about people getting triggered when he waves his wand around in public. Back to the video
49:00:
Talks about the present he's going to make. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminazis. Back to the video.
53:39:
Scenario of kids cock blocking parents. Back to the video for 2 seconds. CPS calls it DfS so he can make a bad joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Talks about the present he's making.
57:02:
Back to the video. He doesn't say anything interesting. Keeps calling the woman in the video a cunt.
1:01:15:
Talks about being a rebellious kid. Says he's a well mannered adult. Kobes doesn't like kids but he will protect them. Captain Hindsight Condoms ad. Back to the video.
1:05:35:
Kobes explains how to punish kids. Back to the video. No dyick. No pusssehhh. Back to the video.
1:08:15:
Kobes supports doctors and nurses but won't get vaccinated or wear a mask. Troll rant. Bragging about getting bullied. Back to the video.
1:10:45:
Kobes hates women. Cough out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is so mad he has to piss. Back to the video. Kobes mad.
1:14:15:
Beer piss.
1:15:39:
Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his glass. Back to the video.
1:17:45:
Creepy about butt segment. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about butt segment. 80% British how dare you. Back to the video.
1:20:15:
Gun sperging. Back to the video. Gives parenting advice. Dream house. Back to the video.
1:23:39:
Scenario of him washing his imagination child's mouth our with tactical soap. Kids should be allowed to cuss. Back to the video. Scenario of imagination child misbehaving in the grocery store. Back to the video.
1:27:27:
Shills his Teespring. Shills potion glass. Back to the video. Society thinks women being violent is cute. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of women raping men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
1:32:15:
Back to the video. Scenario of murdering a child. Kobes support troops murdering children. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Politics Double standards. Both sides! Back to the video.
1:35:09:
Kobes sometimes wants to strangle children and women like homer Simpson. Back to the video. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video. Scenario of kobes being a father. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video.
1:38:19:
Piss break.
1:40:19:
Moar beer. Saving 2 beers for Saturday. Back to the video. Kobes hates women. Back to the video.
1:43:00:
Coof safety. Back to the video. Coof as karma. Back to the video. Prison guard raping female inmates. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Shills his Teespring again and ends the stream.
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Kobes streams from yesterday
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Start:
Drinking the remaining 2 bud light platinum from yesterday. Shills his Tee spring. Doing a tranny rant because someone texted him some rage bait.
1:50:
Going to do q fast food hack and a grocery store hack. Making a bb gun like the one he made before as a present for his veteran friend. Doesn't care that he's going bald. He will get hair plugs when he wins the lottery. Ozzy.
4:22:
Flies
5:41:
Trans women are not women. Based terf Kobes. Says one of the my chemical romance band members is a fan of his videos. Back to tranny rant.
8:15:
Talks about getting bullied in school but now he's a YouTube celebrity. 9/11. Pour some drink on the carpet fir the victims of 9/11.
10:24:
Kobez would trade his dream house if he could have stopped 9/11. Kobes would trade a life time of sex to prevent 9/11 from happening. Afghanistan. Circle of protection for mother earth against ISIS and the Taliban.
13:35:
Back to tranny rant. He's bathroom sperging. Going to go and get more beer. Talks about the bb gun he's making. Middle Eastern women. Feminist rant #killallmen . Potion glass. Sings some Beatles songs and hurt.
18:32:
Thinks he can sing like Elvis. Sings can't help falling in love with you and strangers in the night. Does the rest of the love songs he usually does for his vocal covers.
23:00:
Close up of his dome while he looks for his pick. Guitar shredding. Shows off his guitar.
25:07:
Talking shit to trolls in chat. Back to guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp. Guitar shredding.
29:05:
Arguing with someone in chat because it his channel and he can okay guitar during a rant if he wants to. Guitar shredding. Brings out his spicy ramen from his food challenge. Flies attacking his noodles.
31:38:
Leftover noodles Yukbang.
33:30:
Back to tranny Rant. Back to the Yukbang and talking about how spicy the noodles are.
35:35:
Taps out. Saving the noodles for later. Blows his nose and shows his snotty tissue.
40:06:
The health benefits of spicy food. Talking shit to chat for pointing out he's drinking first thing in the morning again. Kobes is an adult and autistic so he can drink when he wants. Not an alcoholic. Shills his Tee spring again.
42:40:
Shooting Flies with his bug gun. How to eat spicy food.
44:47:
Trying some toxic waste sour candy. He eats 2.
49:03:
Puts on a food hack video. Something to do with dry ice. He doesn't say anything.
55:40:
Back to the tranny rant. Starts another video . Terrence Pop. Gender relations. Dating scene rant.
59:22:
Puts a video about farts on. Double standards because men can laugh at farts and women can't. Kobes explains farts.
1:02:40:
Puts on another video. This one is about weed. Legalise weed rant. Ranting about weed for most of the rest of the stream. Watches the end of the video and rage quits
Drinking the remaining 2 bud light platinum from yesterday. Shills his Tee spring. Doing a tranny rant because someone texted him some rage bait.
1:50:
Going to do q fast food hack and a grocery store hack. Making a bb gun like the one he made before as a present for his veteran friend. Doesn't care that he's going bald. He will get hair plugs when he wins the lottery. Ozzy.
4:22:
Flies
5:41:
Trans women are not women. Based terf Kobes. Says one of the my chemical romance band members is a fan of his videos. Back to tranny rant.
8:15:
Talks about getting bullied in school but now he's a YouTube celebrity. 9/11. Pour some drink on the carpet fir the victims of 9/11.
10:24:
Kobez would trade his dream house if he could have stopped 9/11. Kobes would trade a life time of sex to prevent 9/11 from happening. Afghanistan. Circle of protection for mother earth against ISIS and the Taliban.
13:35:
Back to tranny rant. He's bathroom sperging. Going to go and get more beer. Talks about the bb gun he's making. Middle Eastern women. Feminist rant #killallmen . Potion glass. Sings some Beatles songs and hurt.
18:32:
Thinks he can sing like Elvis. Sings can't help falling in love with you and strangers in the night. Does the rest of the love songs he usually does for his vocal covers.
23:00:
Close up of his dome while he looks for his pick. Guitar shredding. Shows off his guitar.
25:07:
Talking shit to trolls in chat. Back to guitar shredding. Talks about his guitar and amp. Guitar shredding.
29:05:
Arguing with someone in chat because it his channel and he can okay guitar during a rant if he wants to. Guitar shredding. Brings out his spicy ramen from his food challenge. Flies attacking his noodles.
31:38:
Leftover noodles Yukbang.
33:30:
Back to tranny Rant. Back to the Yukbang and talking about how spicy the noodles are.
35:35:
Taps out. Saving the noodles for later. Blows his nose and shows his snotty tissue.
40:06:
The health benefits of spicy food. Talking shit to chat for pointing out he's drinking first thing in the morning again. Kobes is an adult and autistic so he can drink when he wants. Not an alcoholic. Shills his Tee spring again.
42:40:
Shooting Flies with his bug gun. How to eat spicy food.
44:47:
Trying some toxic waste sour candy. He eats 2.
49:03:
Puts on a food hack video. Something to do with dry ice. He doesn't say anything.
55:40:
Back to the tranny rant. Starts another video . Terrence Pop. Gender relations. Dating scene rant.
59:22:
Puts a video about farts on. Double standards because men can laugh at farts and women can't. Kobes explains farts.
1:02:40:
Puts on another video. This one is about weed. Legalise weed rant. Ranting about weed for most of the rest of the stream. Watches the end of the video and rage quits
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Start:
Going to watch a Terrence Pop video. Drinking camo and mountain Dew. He's depressed.
1:40:
Starts a video for 2 seconds and talks about his last shit after the spicy raven. Shills his PayPal. Planning a food hack. Reading chat
4:26:
Saddest drink pour ever. Nearly finished the bb gun. He's depressed but that's just part of bi polar and Asperger's. Talks about his beer.
7:03:
Spray-paints outside and keeps his new apartment much cleaner than his old apartment. Talks about Goldfinger. Reading chat.
10:20:
Back to the video. Creepy about the women on the screen. Back to the video.
12:01:
Shills his glass and Tee spring . Kobes is depressed but he will get through it. Looks up the definition of ultimatum. Explains what the definition said. Gender relations.
15:21:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Cope. Kobes wishes he was semi sexual. Gender relations.
24:20:
Kobes liked hone ec. in school because you get to eat what you make. Gives relationship advice.
28:00:
Pours beer on his pants to make a dick wet joke. Wants to but champagne to celebrate his 4 year dry spell. Chaturbate. Wank because otherwise your dick will stop working. Sex is a want not a need.
30:27:
Back to the video. Kobes lives talking about farts. Sex is gross. Back to the video. Rants about women.
35:10:
Complaining that men can't hit women. Stop Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about Summer. Having a girlfriend is a privilege like a cell phone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
41:30:
Back to the video. Weddings are just funerals with cakes. Fuck marriage and dating. Dating rant. Kobes hates women.
47:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Weddings, prom and sweet 16 are the biggest events of a woman's life. Dream house Weddings with here comes the bride playing on his bells. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates children. Back to the video.
50:19:
Weddings are bragging rights like cars. Kobes hates women. Gives dating advice. Pull your girlfriends chair out for her at McDonalds. Couple scenarios.
55:00:
Box wine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women complaining about yu gi oh cards scenario. Going to get wand wood after he finishes the bb gun. Talks about a food hack he wants to do.
58:40:
How kobes deals with depression. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. He's mad at a fake video about a girl destroying a ps4. Back to the video.
1:05:44:
Dead dogs. Food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parroting. Back to the video. Gives relationship advice.
1:09:05:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Kobes waiting patiently and not bitching about his dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Kobes would suck his own dick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:14:57:
Talks about his food hack he wants to do. Going to make wands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video.
1:17:55:
Horses are majestic but don't fuck them. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mad at a ridiculous scenario about pets. Kobes respects women and dogs.
1:21:54:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Kobes feels sorry for people who are allergic to animals. Still mad at the pet scenario. Kobes refuses to lower his standards. If he can't have standards then women can't have standards. That's gender equality. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Terrence pops wife ran over his dog and the court system is biased against me. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheryl frenemies scenario.
1:27:47:
Couples farting contest scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:32:55:
Kobes doesn't do one night stands because he doesn't want to wake up with an ugly chick with an sti. But looks are nit everything. Moar beer. Scenario of dating a hot stupid girl.
1:35:50:
Beer plus vape smoke. People like to be stimulated intellectually. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Kobes is a nice guy bad boy.
1:41:00:
Kobes regrets cheating on Stephanie. Dude may have stolen his girlfriend but Kobes is a powerful wizard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares relationships to video games. Trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wage gap.
1:46:49:
Kobes explains how to interact with women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Child support. Starring to think Kobes thinks women only exist to give blow jobs.
1:52:10:
Sexual cheesecake. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is 'obserbing' the dating scene. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and bullying.
1:55:15:
Potion glass. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Men shouldn't buy tampons for women unless they are in a relationship or father and daughter. Complaining about women. Men need sympathy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video
2:00:30:
Kobes explains what women want. Sexual chicken Alfredo. Sexual scenario with a lot of face spraying. Describes his chicken Alfredo.
2:04:17:
Cheryl frenemies scenario.
2:05:54:
Puss break.
2:06:50:
Returns. Ky jelly . Shills tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Has the hiccups.
2:11:21:
Cheryl bitch wife scenario. Single moms. Kobes hates women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bitching about Cheryl again. Back to the video. Frenemies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards porn. You shouldn't watch porn when you're in a relationship. Back to the video.
2:17:33:
Looking up porn on his phone for research. Kobes explains what kind of boobs he likes. Dry spell. Kobes made himself sad lol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't use your phone while driving rant.
2:20:26:
Back to the video. Friends with exes double standards.
2:21:43:
Creepy about woman on the screen
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friends with exes double standards. Everyone is a hypocrite and we're all racing towards our graves. Back to the video. Stream ends while he's talking.
Going to watch a Terrence Pop video. Drinking camo and mountain Dew. He's depressed.
1:40:
Starts a video for 2 seconds and talks about his last shit after the spicy raven. Shills his PayPal. Planning a food hack. Reading chat
4:26:
Saddest drink pour ever. Nearly finished the bb gun. He's depressed but that's just part of bi polar and Asperger's. Talks about his beer.
7:03:
Spray-paints outside and keeps his new apartment much cleaner than his old apartment. Talks about Goldfinger. Reading chat.
10:20:
Back to the video. Creepy about the women on the screen. Back to the video.
12:01:
Shills his glass and Tee spring . Kobes is depressed but he will get through it. Looks up the definition of ultimatum. Explains what the definition said. Gender relations.
15:21:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Cope. Kobes wishes he was semi sexual. Gender relations.
24:20:
Kobes liked hone ec. in school because you get to eat what you make. Gives relationship advice.
28:00:
Pours beer on his pants to make a dick wet joke. Wants to but champagne to celebrate his 4 year dry spell. Chaturbate. Wank because otherwise your dick will stop working. Sex is a want not a need.
30:27:
Back to the video. Kobes lives talking about farts. Sex is gross. Back to the video. Rants about women.
35:10:
Complaining that men can't hit women. Stop Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Talks about Summer. Having a girlfriend is a privilege like a cell phone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
41:30:
Back to the video. Weddings are just funerals with cakes. Fuck marriage and dating. Dating rant. Kobes hates women.
47:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Weddings, prom and sweet 16 are the biggest events of a woman's life. Dream house Weddings with here comes the bride playing on his bells. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates children. Back to the video.
50:19:
Weddings are bragging rights like cars. Kobes hates women. Gives dating advice. Pull your girlfriends chair out for her at McDonalds. Couple scenarios.
55:00:
Box wine. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women complaining about yu gi oh cards scenario. Going to get wand wood after he finishes the bb gun. Talks about a food hack he wants to do.
58:40:
How kobes deals with depression. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. He's mad at a fake video about a girl destroying a ps4. Back to the video.
1:05:44:
Dead dogs. Food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parroting. Back to the video. Gives relationship advice.
1:09:05:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Kobes waiting patiently and not bitching about his dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Kobes would suck his own dick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:14:57:
Talks about his food hack he wants to do. Going to make wands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene rant. Back to the video.
1:17:55:
Horses are majestic but don't fuck them. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mad at a ridiculous scenario about pets. Kobes respects women and dogs.
1:21:54:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Kobes feels sorry for people who are allergic to animals. Still mad at the pet scenario. Kobes refuses to lower his standards. If he can't have standards then women can't have standards. That's gender equality. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Terrence pops wife ran over his dog and the court system is biased against me. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheryl frenemies scenario.
1:27:47:
Couples farting contest scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:32:55:
Kobes doesn't do one night stands because he doesn't want to wake up with an ugly chick with an sti. But looks are nit everything. Moar beer. Scenario of dating a hot stupid girl.
1:35:50:
Beer plus vape smoke. People like to be stimulated intellectually. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Kobes is a nice guy bad boy.
1:41:00:
Kobes regrets cheating on Stephanie. Dude may have stolen his girlfriend but Kobes is a powerful wizard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares relationships to video games. Trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wage gap.
1:46:49:
Kobes explains how to interact with women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Child support. Starring to think Kobes thinks women only exist to give blow jobs.
1:52:10:
Sexual cheesecake. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is 'obserbing' the dating scene. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and bullying.
1:55:15:
Potion glass. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Men shouldn't buy tampons for women unless they are in a relationship or father and daughter. Complaining about women. Men need sympathy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video
2:00:30:
Kobes explains what women want. Sexual chicken Alfredo. Sexual scenario with a lot of face spraying. Describes his chicken Alfredo.
2:04:17:
Cheryl frenemies scenario.
2:05:54:
Puss break.
2:06:50:
Returns. Ky jelly . Shills tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Has the hiccups.
2:11:21:
Cheryl bitch wife scenario. Single moms. Kobes hates women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bitching about Cheryl again. Back to the video. Frenemies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards porn. You shouldn't watch porn when you're in a relationship. Back to the video.
2:17:33:
Looking up porn on his phone for research. Kobes explains what kind of boobs he likes. Dry spell. Kobes made himself sad lol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Don't use your phone while driving rant.
2:20:26:
Back to the video. Friends with exes double standards.
2:21:43:
Creepy about woman on the screen
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friends with exes double standards. Everyone is a hypocrite and we're all racing towards our graves. Back to the video. Stream ends while he's talking.
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- Joined
- Sep 24, 2018
Uh he's live and half-nude right this minute. Lmao
E: oh man, it's over. That was quick. And he's really really man rn too.
- Joined
- May 20, 2018
I got bored and decided to document the decay of our Dark Lord's Gothic Throne. The first picture was from about 9 months ago (the first stream in the new apartment where he didn't have the blanket covering the back) and the second was from this morning's stream.
- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Even the chair looks depressed. He keeps pouring drinks out onto the chair and floor now too so it's probably always damp and stinking. Yesterday he literally said pouring some out on my chair for the victims of 9/11