Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Even the chair looks depressed. He keeps pouring drinks out onto the chair and floor now too so it's probably always damp and stinking. Yesterday he literally said pouring some out on my chair for the victims of 9/11

An animal spent it's entire life dragging it's filthy body across that thing and kept it in better condition than barely a year with our Bad Boy.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I got bored and decided to document the decay of our Dark Lord's Gothic Throne. The first picture was from about 9 months ago (the first stream in the new apartment where he didn't have the blanket covering the back) and the second was from this morning's stream.

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That chair might want to get it's liver enzymes checked out. Looking very yellow and sickly.
Jokes aside, that's just boglim residue. A mix of body grease, cigarette tar, mtn dew, bud light platinum, and warlord's country gravy. TWU

 

[Mr Sister]

I got bored and decided to document the decay of our Dark Lord's Gothic Throne. The first picture was from about 9 months ago (the first stream in the new apartment where he didn't have the blanket covering the back) and the second was from this morning's stream.

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it turned green and black, his favorite colors, TMDWU

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Some retard posted a trailer for a game, indictive of no actual work being done on it. Reddit faggots are still seething about TWU Games calling them out for being faggots.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Some retard posted a trailer for a game, indictive of no actual work being done on it. Reddit faggots are still seething about TWU Games calling them out for being faggots.

That looks like absolute low effort dog shit and I feel bad for anyone who gets tricked into playing it.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Each time I've watched Cobra this week I've thought about how Clint needs to intervene.

Honestly this should have happened years ago. The biggest reason I've decided is homedad will not tolerate Cobes' stubbornness and dysfunctions at this point in his life. He could have curtailed most of Cobes' behavior if he fathered properly but he's taking an easier route by not doing anything. It's going to take something pretty bad to get homedad to do his job properly.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

For all you folks saying that big Clint needs to do an intervention or intervene... He has on several occasions and it has not changed a goddamn thing. Debit card gone, remember the video on a Monday or Sunday where Josh said he was going to stop making videos and focus on him? And then not 6 hours later he was drunk on stream again? That was after Clint gave him a piece of his of his mind on the phone. A clintervention won't do anything. What will do something is Clint ignorance. When this new apartment comes up for lease if it gets an inspection or they tally the points for noise complaints and other nonsense, if Clint doesn't help with the third apartment that's when we'll see a change. Josh has never had to truly fend for himself out in the world and it would be very interesting if he tried to navigate getting his own house or apartment.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

For all you folks saying that big Clint needs to do an intervention or intervene... He has on several occasions and it has not changed a goddamn thing. Debit card gone, remember the video on a Monday or Sunday where Josh said he was going to stop making videos and focus on him? And then not 6 hours later he was drunk on stream again? That was after Clint gave him a piece of his of his mind on the phone. A clintervention won't do anything. What will do something is Clint ignorance. When this new apartment comes up for lease if it gets an inspection or they tally the points for noise complaints and other nonsense, if Clint doesn't help with the third apartment that's when we'll see a change. Josh has never had to truly fend for himself out in the world and it would be very interesting if he tried to navigate getting his own house or apartment.

Exactly. The only possibility cobes has of ending the perpetual indulgences of things that are slowly killing him is the real-world consequences of failing to keep a roof over his head on his own. With Clint in the mix, he always has twenty bucks. He always has enough to buy food and liquor he can't afford and a place to do it in. Cobes should've been allowed to hit rock bottom awhile ago.

 

[Baby Cakes]

For all you folks saying that big Clint needs to do an intervention or intervene... He has on several occasions and it has not changed a goddamn thing. Debit card gone, remember the video on a Monday or Sunday where Josh said he was going to stop making videos and focus on him? And then not 6 hours later he was drunk on stream again? That was after Clint gave him a piece of his of his mind on the phone. A clintervention won't do anything. What will do something is Clint ignorance. When this new apartment comes up for lease if it gets an inspection or they tally the points for noise complaints and other nonsense, if Clint doesn't help with the third apartment that's when we'll see a change. Josh has never had to truly fend for himself out in the world and it would be very interesting if he tried to navigate getting his own house or apartment.

I'm not saying he needs one. I'm saying it's been way past time. Of course nothing is going to change unless reality really punches Cobes in the face.

 

[Sparkley]

Not sure about anyone else, but I get very triggered by the fact that Cobes puts his food on the armrests of his throne. IMO no bachelor cave is complete without a single TV tray table, I can't remember ever seeing Josh ever use one in his old apartment and now that I think about it, I'm almost certain he would knock it over in a drunken stupor and spill one of his concoctions over a custom papa john's grease pie leading to some autistic freakout. Content has begun to stagnate as of late, hopefully we see something exciting around the time of his lease renewal .

 

[Clint's Burden]

Some retard posted a trailer for a game, indictive of no actual work being done on it. Reddit faggots are still seething about TWU Games calling them out for being faggots.

It's fine, it's a standard RPG Maker game with the stock graphics and some funny memes. Precisely the amount of effort anything related to Josh deserves.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE part 2

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Ranting about the internet shutting off on him. Going to continue doing the Terrence Pop video response from the previous stream. Demonstrates how to get the goth bad boy look. He will eventually get an of age goth girlfriend, he just has to wait patiently. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Cheryl again.
3:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you’re friends get you in trouble you shouldn’t hang out with them. Scenario of wife with no friends. Decides to empty the dishwasher mid rant.
9:36:
Returns. Back to the stream for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. If you wouldn’t like your wife getting drunk and beating you up…. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are the gatekeepers to sex. Vagina health. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No dyick. Nut in face scenario. Relationship advice.
17:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about nutting in his own face. Kobes understands how women feel. Back to the video. Gets beer.
19:48:
Gender relations, battle of the sexes arsenal. Compares dating to videos games. Thrill of the hunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fishing trip with the guys scenario, nagging wife and mother in law scenario. Shopping for slutty clothes for sister in law scenario. These scenarios are bizarre. Pay gap.
26:49:
Black denim Wrangler’s from Walmart TWU. Kobes is getting new boots when the weather gets colder. Kobes explains his goth on a budget style. Talks about how nice his butt looks in jeans. Back to the video.
29:49:
Gender relations double standards. Complaining about women. Kobes’ beer is flat because he left it open in the fridge all night, but he doesn’t care. Kobes thinks women exist solely to give blow jobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sexual scenario. Romantic bath scenario. Feeding m’lady cheesecake in the bath. Women love men who cook. Regrettably food is delicious. Talks about the sawn off BB gun he’s making.
36:21:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Dating scene, bitter about getting friend zoned. Bragging about all his of age fan girls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Gives dating advice. Thinks he’s in the prime of his life. Trolls are jealous of him.
41:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads title of MGTOW book on the video. Shoots fly. #notasponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vaping cbd. Satan’s gift to women. Women are entitled, double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Online dating sucks. Simp shaming. Scenario of boyfriend not letting his girlfriend celebrate Christmas. Nice guys finish last. Kobes hates women.
49:15:
Older male credential. Chicks love dudes who use their brains. Complains about his internet shutting off yesterday. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards in standards.
51:56:
Women love the smell of his pipe tobacco. Scenario of an of age chick in the liquor store saying that he smells good. Talks about when he met Stephanie. Regrets cheating on Stephanie.
54:27:
Grabs his slippers and vest so he can go for a smoke. Wand in pocket.
55:18:
Smoke break.
58:10:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complains about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Every 2 weeks minimum is when couples should have sex. Back to the video. For 2 seconds. Ass to mouth. Back to the video. When you see a nice car make Tim Allen noises. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheryl and Chad have a perfect relationship. Back to the video.
1:01:50:
Jealous of Cheryl, complaining about imagination wife. Back to the video. Swatting flies.
1:03:20:
Complaining about imaginary scenario where a man has to get a second job to pay for kids. OF rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheryl and Melissa are so judgmental! Don’t care what people think about you. Back to the video.
1:06:04:
Scenario of girlfriend watching porn. Double standards. You shouldn’t watch porn when you’re in a relationship. Back to the video.
1:08:06:
Rant about an article where someone crashed their car because they were watching porn while driving. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friends with exes double standards rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trust in relationships. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Friends with exes rant. Kobes hates women. #killallmen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards.
1:14:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Minge nagging. Gender relations. Scenario of running into ex in coffee shop. Back to the video.
1:17:40:
Scenario of bachelorette party at a strip club and then boyfriend beating his girlfriend for going. WTF? Back to the video.
1:19:40:
Kobes would only go to a strip club if he was single and at a bachelor party. Strip clubs are teases. He goes into detail here. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Terrence Pop should know people struggle because he lived out of his car. Nothing wrong with shopping at Salvation Army. Back to the video.
1:23:20:
If you reject a girl for being too fat it’s Body shaaaaaaaaming. Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills his PayPal so he has money for his food hack videos. Back to the video. Drugs rant. You might want to rethink your habits dude. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video about addiction without any self-awareness. Back to the video.
1:27:09:
Gun pick up line. Scenario of dating a woman who is anti gun but she has knives in the kitchen. How are you supposed to protect your wife if someone breaks into your house scenario. Vaping.
1:29:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun sperging. Not an alcoholic. Texting while driving. Ranting about women.
1:33:32:
Back to the video. Ranting about women having male friends. Fuck dating, fuck relationships, just masturbate. Feminazis. Girls going on their own, crazy cat ladies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about a girl he’s friends with who’s boyfriend broke up with her because she was friends with Kobes. She cheated on her boyfriend with Kobes. I don’t think this happened. He’s bragging about cucking her boyfriend. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:41:30:
Complaining about women. How to deal with bi-polar women. Do an Elmo impression. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of girl with male friends. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cat ladies. Back to the video. Texting.
1:50:31:
Blocking, deleting and ignoring trolls. Phone on airplane mode. Reads troll text, shows off his hairy armpits and chest to own the trolls. Reads another troll text. Blocking, deleting and ignoring the trolls. Troll rant. Says he needs to get his OF videos done, he meant Patreon. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Gender relations, double standards.
1:54:16:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pay gap. Back to the video. Fart noises in response to an ad. Body Shaaaming. Scenario of suggesting working out as a couple. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video. Watches to the end and ends the stream.

 

[Clint's Burden]

For all you folks saying that big Clint needs to do an intervention or intervene... He has on several occasions and it has not changed a goddamn thing. Debit card gone, remember the video on a Monday or Sunday where Josh said he was going to stop making videos and focus on him? And then not 6 hours later he was drunk on stream again? That was after Clint gave him a piece of his of his mind on the phone. A clintervention won't do anything. What will do something is Clint ignorance. When this new apartment comes up for lease if it gets an inspection or they tally the points for noise complaints and other nonsense, if Clint doesn't help with the third apartment that's when we'll see a change. Josh has never had to truly fend for himself out in the world and it would be very interesting if he tried to navigate getting his own house or apartment.

TL;DR: The Clinterventions would work if Clint wasn't such a shitty parent.

If you watch Josh for long enough and follow his life, there are some observations that you can make that explain this situation pretty well and explain why these Clinterventions aren't functional.

The debit card is a good example, actually. Clint has the foreknowledge that Josh, his mentally deficient son, is terrible with money, as he's always handled his taxes for that singular reason. Why would you give someone this incompetent with money their own bank account and card, where you have very little to no control over? Josh proceeds to do what anyone with an incompetency in fiscal management does; Put his account into the negatives multiple times with no regard for the consequences. It's only when Clint is inconvenienced, having to field calls from the bank and having to pay the overdraft fees, that he steps in to remove the card from Josh. It's ineffective as a solution though, because it's already too late. Josh has his card details saved online and he can simply walk down to the bank and withdraw whatever he wants without his card because they know him.

These interventions into Josh's life could be successful and beneficial to his situation, but they aren't because Clint doesn't do anything about the problem until it's too late and/or it inconveniences him. This situation, like many of Josh's situations, could have very easily been predicted and avoided. Any reasonable parent of a vulnerable adult would have fought to acquire power of attorney and opened up a joint bank account to make sure their child is well taken care of and watched for in case they decide to....I dunno, purchase fuckin' Nugenix scams on the internet...or they can pay their bills on time so they aren't out on the street...or they don't spend it all on destructive cycles of alcohol abuse.

Clint is not dissimilar from his son in some ways. Josh is like this, too. He will not do anything about a problem unless it's too late or it inconveniences him enough. He'll then do the bare minimum to rectify the symptom and go back to pretending that the root cause doesn't exist. The alcoholism is a good example of that as well, Clint could try a number of things to nudge Josh onto the path of recovery. He could organize an intervention with family and friends, as an example. That may not work, but the effort shows that he cares enough to try to help his son. What does he do? He calls Josh and politely asks if he needs help and counseling, knowing who his son is. He, like Josh, provides a shitty half-assed solution to a problem that's too far gone and completely avoidable and only because he was inconvenienced, not because he cares and he wants to avoid the situation altogether.

 

[Mr Sister]

I think that clint was a fine parent. I also think everyone trying to hypothetically parent cobes is fuckin weird.
Reminder that Josh is incredibly stubborn. and autistic. Always has been, and always will be. Some people's minds just work differently no matter how much parenting you throw at them

 

[Clint's Burden]

I think that clint was a fine parent. I also think everyone trying to hypothetically parent cobes is fuckin weird.
Reminder that Josh is incredibly stubborn. and autistic. Always has been, and always will be. Some people's minds just work differently no matter how much parenting you throw at them

I’m sorry, it’s just difficult to see the merits of his parenting when he’s able to make Josh do things he doesn’t want to do when he genuinely puts his foot down, like with taking the debit card, but he’s relegated his son to unsupervised, unassisted living and it’s resulted in furious alcoholism and severe mental declines. I don’t know what kind of parent of a basically mentally retarded man let’s these things happen and retorts with “He’s doing the best he can every day” like he’s not drunk and passed out every two streams at 1:00 PM.

 

[soulless guarantee]

I got bored and decided to document the decay of our Dark Lord's Gothic Throne. The first picture was from about 9 months ago (the first stream in the new apartment where he didn't have the blanket covering the back) and the second was from this morning's stream.

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Loving the amount of dust on that TV stand, reminds me of the good old days when DSP would film console unboxings in his man-cave and show off his manly dust buildup

 

[Thomas Highway]

I’m sorry, it’s just difficult to see the merits of his parenting when he’s able to make Josh do things he doesn’t want to do when he genuinely puts his foot down, like with taking the debit card, but he’s relegated his son to unsupervised, unassisted living and it’s resulted in furious alcoholism and severe mental declines. I don’t know what kind of parent of a basically mentally retarded man let’s these things happen and retorts with “He’s doing the best he can every day” like he’s not drunk and passed out every two streams at 1:00 PM.

Does Josh have a home? Yes.

Does Josh have food? Lol yes.

What the fuck more do you expect from Clint? Even if Clint was obligated to care at this point, which he is not, what else is he supposed to do?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

@ThrowawayForCobra You should just go back to the reddit if you want pats on the back for backseat parenting a 30 year old man.
Just laugh, toobz.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Does Josh have a home? Yes.

Does Josh have food? Lol yes.

What the fuck more do you expect from Clint? Even if Clint was obligated to care at this point, which he is not, what else is he supposed to do?

I would expect him to, at the very least, attempt to gain power of attorney so he can maintain some more control over his mentally ill son's life. If he's not able to be around all the time to do that, facilitate a caregiver to do so for him. These aren't wild measures to take when it's your mentally ill son, someone you love and care about. The attempt alone is much better than the alternative.

 

[Thomas Highway]

You honestly strike me as those who wonder why Chris hasn't been put in a group home.


I don't think you know what you're talking about.