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The King is live with Alex Campbell.
Every stream I wonder why couldn't it have been Warlord instead of Alex Anderson
Every stream I wonder why couldn't it have been Warlord instead of Alex Anderson
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Holy Christ, his poor neighbors. It's midnight Casper time on a weeknight and all they hear is Terrence Popp and Warlord screaming about his dick like a retard. I'm amazed that his door hasn't been busted down.The King is live with Alex Campbell.
Every stream I wonder why couldn't it have been Warlord instead of Alex Anderson
Q_Anon1001
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Funniest Moment from tonight Stream:
At around 25:05 Warlord is giving him food, he mentions that its from the Salvation Army. Josh then says "Im not going to turn down free food but I don't use those things...because I make them wands and there's nothing wrong to be honest". (Might not be accurate as he's mumbling). He grandstands and says that he would donate a million dollars to the salvation army if he could. Warlord catches on to what Josh is saying and sats he can take it to someone who really needs it. Josh shakes his head so slightly.
At around 25:05 Warlord is giving him food, he mentions that its from the Salvation Army. Josh then says "Im not going to turn down free food but I don't use those things...because I make them wands and there's nothing wrong to be honest". (Might not be accurate as he's mumbling). He grandstands and says that he would donate a million dollars to the salvation army if he could. Warlord catches on to what Josh is saying and sats he can take it to someone who really needs it. Josh shakes his head so slightly.
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museum privilege
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Josh's apartment complex has more serious issues to deal with from other residents, i.e dead bodies.
Passionate youtube vloggers are hardly a concern.
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- Jul 27, 2021
The game is hilarious music and writing are top shit glad twu finally stopped being a bitch and put it out.
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He didn't, someone else made a similar one in like the month since games bitched out.
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The game is hilarious music and writing are top shit glad twu finally stopped being
extra update: I don't want to doxx anyone but the NZ police CSO Register is public and contains a list of 'identifying features' so it wouldn't take a genius to find a certain cobes mod who likes to send pics of his dick to children on discord...
What is it with lolcows and pedos? Maybe there is some unwritten law that where there is a lolcow a pedo wont be far behind huh?
An extra clue for those in blue. Hope this fucker gets hung.
Oh wow nice work then defo some laugh out loud moments in it.
extra update: I don't want to doxx anyone but the NZ police CSO Register is public and contains a list of 'identifying features' so it wouldn't take a genius to find a certain cobes mod who likes to send pics of his dick to children on discord...
What is it with lolcows and pedos? Maybe there is some unwritten law that where there is a lolcow a pedo wont be far behind huh?
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I'm hoping we get a situation similar to where Atilla from the IP2 community opens the door naked and starts screaming at and threatening his neighbor, but then again Josh doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to do that. If anything he'd just apologize profusely while his neighbor lectures him for a few minutes, say he'll stop and turn off the stream, but then just go back to streaming albeit trying to be quieter and failing at that.
Clint's Burden
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I don't necessarily know if it's similar, considering there's very little work involved in making it, but it was precisely what was needed. Something uncomplicated, basic and filled with funny Cobra-related memes. I probably should have done that to begin with instead of putting tons of work into it.
Is there evidence of that? Because I'm pretty sure I know who this is and, assuming this is him...while he likes to fuck around with people and have his fun, I don't necessarily know if showing his dick to minors is his MO. At least I hope not, jesus.
museum privilege
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That NZ mod is a nullo, hasn’t had a penis or balls in 18 years. Is quite an active poster and respected member of the community at eunuch-archive.org
His sexual preference is getting bred and fisted. The transference of cobra lore was passed to him by having Oprah’s one arm, deep inside his anus.
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Nothing compliments a glazed doughnut quite like a mountain of mayo. The flies are visibly swarming.
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If the doughnut was the bun I would at lest be morbidly curious, other wise it just makes it too hard to eat
pogo
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"dripping with honey and mayonnaise"
i love how after he takes a bite he just kinda sits around saying its good. he wants us to try it toobz
i love how after he takes a bite he just kinda sits around saying its good. he wants us to try it toobz
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Start:
Shills his glass. Reads his order. Ordered the wrong sandwich. Mcdonalds #notasponsor.
2:00:
He tried the donuts earlier because he thought they would only be on the breakfast menu.
3:26:
Assembles his burger. Ordered the wrong burger because he was so excited about the donuts. Fries on burger.
5:52:
Mayo on burger. Eats mayo out of the packets.
6:58:
Donuts on burger. Swats a fly. Honey on burger. Drinks honey. Swats fly. He's mad at the fly.
9:25:
Shows off the burger. Eats burger like an apple.
11:41:
Cross section action.
13:20:
Fly problems. Saving the burger for later.
14:51:
Apologises for being grumpy on camera.
Shills his glass. Reads his order. Ordered the wrong sandwich. Mcdonalds #notasponsor.
2:00:
He tried the donuts earlier because he thought they would only be on the breakfast menu.
3:26:
Assembles his burger. Ordered the wrong burger because he was so excited about the donuts. Fries on burger.
5:52:
Mayo on burger. Eats mayo out of the packets.
6:58:
Donuts on burger. Swats a fly. Honey on burger. Drinks honey. Swats fly. He's mad at the fly.
9:25:
Shows off the burger. Eats burger like an apple.
11:41:
Cross section action.
13:20:
Fly problems. Saving the burger for later.
14:51:
Apologises for being grumpy on camera.
Start:
Taking a break from drinking. Not am alcoholic. Doing an Isayic Butterfield video response.
1:47:
His channel is demonitorised because of double standards. Not an alcoholic.
3:05:
Talking about people stealing his content. Going to use his Teespring money for his food hack. Starts the video for 2 seconds. Double standards, manscaped. Back to the video.
5:09:
Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
5:46:
No one cares if you shave your puts. Women in Afghanistan. Back to the video.
6:56:
Gender relations. Both sides don't trust each other. Mango cbd. Cbd helps with the autism. Gender relations in hair Double standards. Not an alcoholic. Didn't mean to pass out on stream. Back to the video.
9:51:
If Kobes sees a woman with hairy legs he would ask if she has a dick. Kobes doesn't like trannys. Body hair is a personal choice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
12:01:
Back to the video. Poot poot. Gender relations Double standards in appearances. If you're into hairy women as long as its of age and consensual it's alright. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Male feminists exist. Women in Afghanistan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Manscape commercials. Fabio Venus razor ad scenario. Double standards in public hair. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
16:41:
Double standards dick size. Scenario of a Nintendo 69 video game called cunt hunt. Back to the video. Scenario of being jealous of Cheryl's boobs. Women have more control over boob size than men do over dick size.
19:26:
Body positivity only for women. Buying jeans scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming double standards. Chad Thundercock has a tiny peen.
21:07:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Speaking of Harry Potter, talks about not cleaning up after shaving your balls. Scenario of couple Body shaaaaaming argument. 6 pack joke.
23:28:
Shills his potion glass. Back to the video.
24:36:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. #killallmen Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about vegan booty covering herself in period blood in Louis Vuitton. Periods are natural but don't sweat blood on yourself. Scenario of smearing shit all over himself in a restaurant in protest. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race baiting hair rant. Arm pit cornrows. Gender relations Double standards. Victoria secret.
29:51:
Goths attacking goths for not being goth enough. What is goth? Discuss. Dani Filth screech. Back to the video. Scenario of getting drunk and fucking a Troon. Shave shaaaaaming.
32:26:
Back to the video. Scenario of girlfriend seeing your hairy butt crack. Waxing can be a couples activity. Trying not to fart whilst getting ass waxed. Back to the video.
35:00:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Body hair Double standards.
36:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chewbacca and sasquatch looking women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Woke society feminazi logic. Kobes unravelling the mental gymnastics. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body hair is gross. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body hair shaaaaaming double standards. Both sides! Kobes isn't into armpit hair. Waxing hurts. Talks about a video he saw of a woman getting her minge waxed in the shape of a pot leaf.
41:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don't like hairy women because they remind them of dudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Do what you want to your body as long as your not hurting yourself or other people. Feminazis undouched minge.
44:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Landing strip is okay but Kobes not going down on a hairy jungle Bush. Kobes keeps his pubes neat and trimmed for the of age ladies. Scenario of cheating couple. Princess Leia dick slaya. Feminist Leia with hairy pits. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Smelly drain hair. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Harry Potter hairy butthole. Harry Potter jokes. Back to the video.
48:59:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don't ask women about their pubes on a first date. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes not into women with beards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 70s Bush. Back to the video for 2 seconds. In the 1950s they told constipated pregnant women to smoke. Bigger Bush makes it easier to catch crabs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women I Afghanistan would love to be able to go to the malL without having men throwing stones at them or trying to rape them.
53:42:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes only watches lesbian porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Growing a beard is not a challenge. Dudes who wear dresses is okay just don't be a chimo. Back to the video.
57:39:
Body shaaaaaming Scenario. Creepy women Gender relations Double standards . #killallmen. Back to the video. No shave November is a political statement. Women in Afghanistan.
1:03:12:
No shave and no nut November for ass cancer awareness. Back to the video.
1:04:30:
Big ass vagina, getting cucked by your own dick size. Back to the video. Scenario of woman masturbating because she hates men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario if withholding dick because imagination girlfriend won't shave her legs. Feeding of age girlfriend cheesecake in the bath Scenario.
1:09:09
Trolls. Back to the video. Ends the stream.
Taking a break from drinking. Not am alcoholic. Doing an Isayic Butterfield video response.
1:47:
His channel is demonitorised because of double standards. Not an alcoholic.
3:05:
Talking about people stealing his content. Going to use his Teespring money for his food hack. Starts the video for 2 seconds. Double standards, manscaped. Back to the video.
5:09:
Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
5:46:
No one cares if you shave your puts. Women in Afghanistan. Back to the video.
6:56:
Gender relations. Both sides don't trust each other. Mango cbd. Cbd helps with the autism. Gender relations in hair Double standards. Not an alcoholic. Didn't mean to pass out on stream. Back to the video.
9:51:
If Kobes sees a woman with hairy legs he would ask if she has a dick. Kobes doesn't like trannys. Body hair is a personal choice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
12:01:
Back to the video. Poot poot. Gender relations Double standards in appearances. If you're into hairy women as long as its of age and consensual it's alright. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Male feminists exist. Women in Afghanistan. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Manscape commercials. Fabio Venus razor ad scenario. Double standards in public hair. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video.
16:41:
Double standards dick size. Scenario of a Nintendo 69 video game called cunt hunt. Back to the video. Scenario of being jealous of Cheryl's boobs. Women have more control over boob size than men do over dick size.
19:26:
Body positivity only for women. Buying jeans scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming double standards. Chad Thundercock has a tiny peen.
21:07:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Speaking of Harry Potter, talks about not cleaning up after shaving your balls. Scenario of couple Body shaaaaaming argument. 6 pack joke.
23:28:
Shills his potion glass. Back to the video.
24:36:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. #killallmen Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about vegan booty covering herself in period blood in Louis Vuitton. Periods are natural but don't sweat blood on yourself. Scenario of smearing shit all over himself in a restaurant in protest. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race baiting hair rant. Arm pit cornrows. Gender relations Double standards. Victoria secret.
29:51:
Goths attacking goths for not being goth enough. What is goth? Discuss. Dani Filth screech. Back to the video. Scenario of getting drunk and fucking a Troon. Shave shaaaaaming.
32:26:
Back to the video. Scenario of girlfriend seeing your hairy butt crack. Waxing can be a couples activity. Trying not to fart whilst getting ass waxed. Back to the video.
35:00:
Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Body hair Double standards.
36:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chewbacca and sasquatch looking women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Woke society feminazi logic. Kobes unravelling the mental gymnastics. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body hair is gross. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body hair shaaaaaming double standards. Both sides! Kobes isn't into armpit hair. Waxing hurts. Talks about a video he saw of a woman getting her minge waxed in the shape of a pot leaf.
41:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don't like hairy women because they remind them of dudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Do what you want to your body as long as your not hurting yourself or other people. Feminazis undouched minge.
44:13:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Landing strip is okay but Kobes not going down on a hairy jungle Bush. Kobes keeps his pubes neat and trimmed for the of age ladies. Scenario of cheating couple. Princess Leia dick slaya. Feminist Leia with hairy pits. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Smelly drain hair. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobz. Harry Potter hairy butthole. Harry Potter jokes. Back to the video.
48:59:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don't ask women about their pubes on a first date. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes not into women with beards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. 70s Bush. Back to the video for 2 seconds. In the 1950s they told constipated pregnant women to smoke. Bigger Bush makes it easier to catch crabs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women I Afghanistan would love to be able to go to the malL without having men throwing stones at them or trying to rape them.
53:42:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards in porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes only watches lesbian porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Growing a beard is not a challenge. Dudes who wear dresses is okay just don't be a chimo. Back to the video.
57:39:
Body shaaaaaming Scenario. Creepy women Gender relations Double standards . #killallmen. Back to the video. No shave November is a political statement. Women in Afghanistan.
1:03:12:
No shave and no nut November for ass cancer awareness. Back to the video.
1:04:30:
Big ass vagina, getting cucked by your own dick size. Back to the video. Scenario of woman masturbating because she hates men. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario if withholding dick because imagination girlfriend won't shave her legs. Feeding of age girlfriend cheesecake in the bath Scenario.
1:09:09
Trolls. Back to the video. Ends the stream.
Start:
Too early to drink. Drank all his booze last night. Talks about his McDonalds food hack.
1:25:
Kobes doesn't use food programs because he spends money on door dash and that would be insensitive but it's okay if a friend brings over food received through a food program. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
2:23:
Talks about the praying mantis. Talks about the McDonalds food hack. Lots of thought going into how to get the donuts. Doesn't like the comments people make when Warlord is on stream with him.
4:31:
Talks about getting the donuts for the food hack. Complaining about McDonalds not taking walk ups through the drive through. Got money in his PayPal he's going to use it for the McDonalds food hack.
6:53:
Spent 2-3hours going to McDonalds to get the donuts yesterday. Bans people from chat. He's going to keep slow mode on chat as long as people keep complaining about it. He's in such a bad mood.
10:37:
Thinks Jeff Bezos space molester might not be true now.
11:37:
Blocks another person. Back to talking about the donuts. Kobes mad. Banning people from chat. Back to talking about the food hack. Was having a bad day yesterday until he got alcohol. Talks about his McDonalds food hack again.
15:33:
Mad at chat. Banning more people from chat.
17:45:
Might not get alcohol after his food hack.
Too early to drink. Drank all his booze last night. Talks about his McDonalds food hack.
1:25:
Kobes doesn't use food programs because he spends money on door dash and that would be insensitive but it's okay if a friend brings over food received through a food program. Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
2:23:
Talks about the praying mantis. Talks about the McDonalds food hack. Lots of thought going into how to get the donuts. Doesn't like the comments people make when Warlord is on stream with him.
4:31:
Talks about getting the donuts for the food hack. Complaining about McDonalds not taking walk ups through the drive through. Got money in his PayPal he's going to use it for the McDonalds food hack.
6:53:
Spent 2-3hours going to McDonalds to get the donuts yesterday. Bans people from chat. He's going to keep slow mode on chat as long as people keep complaining about it. He's in such a bad mood.
10:37:
Thinks Jeff Bezos space molester might not be true now.
11:37:
Blocks another person. Back to talking about the donuts. Kobes mad. Banning people from chat. Back to talking about the food hack. Was having a bad day yesterday until he got alcohol. Talks about his McDonalds food hack again.
15:33:
Mad at chat. Banning more people from chat.
17:45:
Might not get alcohol after his food hack.
I'll go back and do the stream with Warlord when I get a chance.
New Spooky Tuning Edits:
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- May 20, 2018
Cobes is doing his 9/11 tribute show. He just finished an incel rant and is about to do a patriotic vocal cover. The current drink combo is a Camo Silver Ice mixed with
"I would trade a lifetime of sex to prevent 9/11." - Gothic King Cobra
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ChexMix88
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His fake crying about all these tragic events is amazing
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- Oct 29, 2020
Josh has been crying for about 20 minutes about 9/11 and it's really fucking weird. Has he been known to get emotional and cry on stream like this in the past? He's becoming more unstable. Now its a complete Sandy Hook meltdown.
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I'm not watching his 9/11 stream, but his video he put out today about his little praying mantis friend made me happy.