Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Stream with Warlord:
Start:
Talking about his donut food hack. Spent all day trying to get the donuts. Thinks the donut burger video might go viral. Going to do a video response about toxic positivity. Drinking Joose. Kobes likes Dharman. Talks about hate comments on the video he's talking about and back to problems getting the McDonalds donuts.
4:31:
Everything is tahxic. Warlord might stop by. Talks about his outfit.
5:46:
Reads the hate comments on the video. Everyone has a struggle. Back to reading the hate comments. Swatting flies.
9:55:
Phone on airplane mode. Starts the video. #whyisthisevenathing people get crapped on for trying to make the world a better place and then people bitch about those people. Kobes watches Dharman when he's having a bad day. Back to the video.
13:50:
Dharman might be cringe but he has a good message to spread. Checks the door. No one there. Back to talking about Dharman. Kobes is jealous of his hot of age girlfriend. Back to the video.
16:17:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. He's trying to improve gender relations. Scenario of hearing drunk women at a bar bitching about men. People are dicks so people see a positive video from Dharman and calm it toxic positivity. Back to the video.
21:00:
It's okay to experience emotions just don't get crazy with it. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about reality TV.
23:20:
Kobes would only drink as an occasional treat if he got a chick pregnant. Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Warlord arrives. Kobes gets him a Joose. potion time glass.
25:30:
Kobes talks about not using food services because he makes wands and it wouldn't be right.
26:56:
Back to the video. Kobes asks warlord what he thinks about Dharman. Kobes says he doesn't ask his friends to bring over things. People should just help each other out.
28:40:
Sastistics on divorce. Back to the video.
29:31:
Shills tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says this is a shitty Dharman skit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes makes wands for the fans not the money. Back to the video.
33:16:
Moochlord mooching tobacco. Fuck the haydurs. They talk about sharing. Shills his potion time glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about homedad Clint having to fight for custody of him. Bitches about people trying to find his mom. Kobes uses his magic to make the world a better place but he also used it to improve his guitar playing. Back to the video.
38:30:
Talking about the food services again. Back to the video for 2 seconds
Body hair Double standards gender relations. Toxic positivity. We don't need an app or culture for everything. Shows off his cradle of filth tattoo. Not a sponsor just free advertisement. Dani Filth screech.
44:15:
Warlord talks about a couple he knows that are divorced that still live together. They talk about the food Warlord brought over. Kobes talks about his struggle to become a YouTube celebrity.
48:15:
Warlord gives Kobes $2 for the drink. Back to the video. Warlord has a rant about divorce. Kobes tries to bring in some gender relations. They are having 2 different conversations and talking over each other.
56:36:
Kobes wants to make Tik Toks in his clocktower while eating Taco Bell because its ironic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes wants to build his dream house before he gets married so he can play here comes the bride on the bells. Warlord talks about Hitler.
1:00:30:
Hitler invented meth. Fuck meth. Smoking weed with Willie Nelson. Ghostbusters, Arnold Swartzeneger . Back to the video.
1:03:43:
Warlord tries to give money to kobes to try his next drink. Shills his potion glass. Pagemaster. Back to the video.
1:06:40:
Toxic positivity. Warlord goes on a rant about people who say it is what it is. Unexpected sneezes from Kobes. Back to the video.
1:08:42:
Gender relations and cancer. Kobes says weed can reverse stage 4 cancer.
1:11:20:
Warlord says fuck you to Bitesize. They talk about people stealing Kobes content. Back to the video.
1:15:00:
Communication. Warlord says parents are failures if they are not prepared for their parents deaths. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blaming the next generation instead of being responsible for our actions. Warlord having an imagination argument with his father. Warlord unloads his terrible childhood on stream.
1:22:40:
Smoke break.
1:28:34:
They return and Warlord is still venting all his problems on Kobes. Back to the video. Kobes is drunk and bored.
1:31:31:
Kobes defends Dharman. Back to the video. Warlord is talking at Kobe's while the video is playing.
1:36:36:
Kobes defends Dharman because the person in the video is nit picking. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes asks Warlord what it's like being a single parent. Kobes is so drunk. Back to the video. Warlord is talking at Kobes while the video plays.
1:41:14:
Toxic positivity rant. Kobes is going to pass out. Back to the video.
1:42:50:
Kobes cuts Warlord off from talking at him while he's watching the video.
1:46:32:
Yelling about gender relations. Back to the video. Warlord is jamming to music in the background. Kobes doing gender relations.
1:49:40:
Warlord piss break. Kobes watching the video. Face twitches coming in nicely toobz. Warlord talking at Kobes while he's trying to watch the video.
1:55:55:
Both yelling about gender relations. Back to the video. Warlord talking at Kobes while he's trying to watch the video. Warlord talking about making money and wand making. Back to the video.
2:01:03:
Warlord is banging his chest. Kobes fake laughing at Warlord yelling at Dharman.
2:05:15:
Wake up sheeple. Subscribe to KingCobraJFS . Warlord still yelling.
2:07:07:
McDonalds food hack. Warlord still yelling. Back to the video. They have a full conversation while the video plays. Kobes is going to pass out.

Videos from yesterday:
Short video. Shoes off the praying mantis on his hand. Going to go get some beer. He tried to release it but it kept coming back in so he has made a friend. Praying mantis are cool.
Start:
Paying tribute to the victims of 9/11 with a drink combo. Plays star spangled banner. No mistakes!
2:21:
America overcomes tragedy. Camo and blue mountain Dew drink combo. Kobes would trade his dream house, and a lifetime if sex and alcohol to prevent 9/11. No chat so he can focus on the video.
5:38:
20 years since 9/11 time flies. Going to sing some Toby Keith.
7:27:
Fuck the Taliban, fuck ISIS. Join him after the song for a moment of silence. People got cancer from the fire fighting and the rescue.
10:10:
Kobes is a proud American through and through. If you don't tear up a little bit through this song you're nit a real American. People dying from coof. Talks about when he found out about 9/11. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Sings into his glass. 9/11 happened because these people were jealous of our democracy.
15:45:
Starting to cry talking about 9/11. Kobes would trade a lifetime of sex to prevent 9/11. He would let cobras go extinct to prevent 9/11. Fuck ISIS , fuck the Taliban, peace in the middle east.
18:44:
Talks about the praying mantis video. Finishes his beer. Borp, nit bad manners just a good drink combo. Toby Keith vocal cover.
21:31:
Stops the song to day his beer is strong like the nation. Back to the vocal cover.
23:25:
Pours some of his beer back in the can so he can dilute it with mountain Dew. Spills while he's doing it and says it doesn't matter, pouring some out for the victims of 9/11.
25:50:
A toast to the victims of 9/11. Going to do an Elvis vocal cover. Starts crying again. He has always had empathy, 9/11 is worse than when he was getting bullied as a kid.
28:28:
Elvis vocal cover. No copyright infringement intended. He's really trying not to cry while he's singing.
30:36:
Stops the vocal cover to say he has 2 veers, one for each of the towers. Back to the vocal cover. No copyright infringement intended.
32:56:
It's okay to cry about 9/11 it shows you're a human being. Moment of silence for the victims of 9/11. He's crying again.
34:37:
Thank you for absorbing that Moment of silence with him. Talks about people giving him shit for crying on stream. There's no chat, no one has actually given him shit about crying on stream yet at least.
37:04:
Bragging about being able to sing like Elvis and the Beatles. Sings hurt.
38:12:
American is tough, we stand strong, power to the people! America with the world going through the pandemic. Not an alcoholic. Going to put on Hammerfall in memoriam.
40:37:
Has a fucking meltdown!
44:29:
Hammerfall. Gun sperging over the song. 2 beers one for each tower. Potion time glass is in the dishwasher. No copyright infringement intended. He's trying to genuinely make a good tribute video.
50:53:
Puts on another song for 2 seconds. When kobes is sad and depressed he puts on music and he feels better. If Kobe's had the power to change 9/11 he would have. Fuck heroin. Back to the song. Stops to explain the lyrics. Back to the song. No copyright infringement intended.
57:00:
108 likes on the video TWU. Doesn't care about any clout or fame he gets from the video. 2 beers, one for each tower. Chat is off because he wants to focus on the tribute video. Mountain Dew voltage because 9/11 put a shock through everyone. Fuck ISIS fuck the Taliban. Doesn't care that he's going bald, there are bigger problems in the world.
1:01:06:
Puts on another video of someone playing the star spangled banner.
1:04:08:
Puts on another video of someone playing star spangled banner.
1:05:44:
Plays star spangled banner himself because he got an ad during that last video and they cut off the last note. Guitar shredding.
1:10:43:
Picks up the praying mantis. Says he tried to release it to the wild but it kept coming back in so he has a pet praying mantis now. Chillin with the praying mantis in his arm. Vapes cbd onto the praying mantis.
1:15:46:
Gives the praying mantis a drop of his drink. 20 years since 9/11 happened and he can't imagine what that's like. Talks about praying mantis.
1:18:44:
Tips on handling animals. A praying mantis cane into his old apartment too. He's going to call her Mrs. Green.
1:20:35:
Moar beer. Praying mantis 2ill eat all the flies in his apartment. Sitting in silence drinking.
1:24:25:
Fuck ISIS fuck the Taliban. Poot. Not trying to be disrespectful but the donut burger combination gave him wicked farts. Shills his fuck ISIS tshirt. Might make a fuck the Taliban one.
1:26:46:
Although he has eaten bugs on camera he will not eat Mrs. Green. Drops the praying mantis and picks it up and shows it to the camera. Puts it back on the windowsill with some beer and sody pop. Not trying to be disrespectful by sperging about the praying mantis but praying mantis are cool.
1:31:00:
Imagination argument of people saying he's being disrespectful and also people talking shit about him for crying on stream.
1:33:19:
Don't kill bugs because they might have families. Talks about his donut burger. Life is precious and worth celebrating. Kobes lives animals and used to watch Steve Irwin. Tried to release the praying mantis to the wild but it crawled back in. Moar beer, spills it, that's okay, it's for the victims.
1:36:57:
Going to start making more wands tomorrow because he is broke. Today is a day for remembering not wand making.
1:39:27:
Moar beer. That fart was for the Taliban and ISIS. Can crush for the victims of 9/11.
1:49:48:
Shows off his weed the people t-shirt. George Washington smoked weed and to decoloration of independence was written on hemp. Poot. Back to talking about the praying mantis.
1:43:28:
Not an alcoholic.
1:45:08:
No beer piss on stream out of respect for the victims of 9/11.
1:47:38:
Praying mantis joke. Struggling to finish his last drink. Getting drunk to honour the victims of 9/11. Back to talking about the praying mantis.
1:51:57:
Talking about his drink combo. Mountain Dew voltage because 9/11 shocked the nation. Checks out the video likes. TWU. Needs a smoke. 9/11 was because people are jealous of Americas democracy. How would you feel if America started a war with you because you had something America didn't have. Imagination argument about people giving him shit for crying on stream. Kobes would let praying mantis go extinct to prevent 9/11. Kobes would trade a lifetime of sex to prevent 9/11. Sandy Hook rant.
1:59:53:
Violent drink shaking. Chugs his drink. Ends the stream to take a beer piss.
Start:
Plays one of Warlord's videos for 2 seconds and gets offended Warlord said fuck all of you.
1:15:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says fuck suicide Warlord should call him. Back to the video .
2:17:
A fan sent him this video. Back to the video. Who is Warlord to talk shit on people grieving. Warlord didn't lose anyone on 9/11 but he would probably say he did. Back to the video.
4:57:
How would you feel if one of your clan members died on 9/11? Kobes is educating Warlord on this. Back to the video.
6:40:
Kobes says this is the kind of crap that can get you to lose friends really quickly. Not going to stop being friends with Warlord. Blocking trolls.
10:10:
What if your dad or kids or baby mamas died on 9/11? Checks on Mrs Green the praying mantis. Girly beer is toxic masculinity rant.
13:25:
Slut shaming Cheryl scenario. Talks about Warlord being depressed. Warlord grieves for his relatives so he can't tell people how long to grieve. Out of alcohol.
17:00:
Now he's taking it personally. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says if Kobe's confronted Warlord to his face Warlord would turn it around and make it all about him. Not trying to start drama with Warlord.
19:10:
Talks about his crying stream. Kobes feels empathy. Toxic masculinity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He's so pissed off at Warlord. Back to the video. Says if you are pissed off and going to say shit like this don't turn on the camera. You can't tell people how long to grieve. If this starts drama so be it. Not trying to start drama.
22:16:
You're not even the real Dani Filth get blocked. Shows off Mrs. Green. He thinks she's going to die. He tried to put her outside but she came back in. He wants to feed her or give her water. Circle of life. Reading chat. He doesn't think his magic could help the praying mantis.
26:33:
Vapes cbd onto the praying mantis. This Mrs. Green is dying. Someone in chat says she might be pregnant. Vapes more cbd onto Mrs. Green. Says praying mantis due when they give birth.
41:50:
Goes to put her outside and then changes his mind because he sees rain clouds and doesn't want her to drown. Reading chat. Impersonating the praying mantis on my YouTube channel, predictable trolls.
33:05:
Hes not going to put her down with the bug gun, going to let her die of natural causes and maybe Bury her. Reading chat.
36:42:
Bans someone from chat. Back to talking about Mrs. Green.
38:42:
Back to ranting about Warlord. Watching Mrs. Green.
40:51:
Puts warlords video back on. He's not going to stop being Warlords friend but this was insensitive.
Short video. He put Mrs. Green outside to a sheltered area so she is safe. Going to collect wand wood tomorrow. Wants to help Warlord out but doesn't know how. He's pissed at what warlord said on stream about 9/11. Says he didn't know warlord was homeless.
 
have u guys been watching any of richie's streams tho? thems gettin wild. he's got some creepers on his chan who like seeing him splash around in mud. and some of the ppl he brings on streamlabs....well there's this mr. lantin who mumbles to himself the entire time until someone makes a fart joke then he laughs. he's got a scar on the side of his head seems like dude has some real brain damage. quite the cast these days.
 
Josh has been crying for about 20 minutes about 9/11 and it's really fucking weird. Has he been known to get emotional and cry on stream like this in the past? He's becoming more unstable. Now its a complete Sandy Hook meltdown.

Yeah, Josh has been known to get emotional and cry on video rarely.


There was an incident at Casper College involving a shooting, where his stepmother Tanis works. It's worth noting for people who don't know but Josh very dearly loves Tanis and considers her his actual mother, instead of Laura/Laurel, his birth mother. The event caused him to consider the possibility that Tanis could have died and it made him upset, which I don't really blame him for being.

Someone would then much later send him this fake article, convincing him that upon hearing his (at the time) latest album Hell's Advocate, some guy shot up a school and it was basically Josh's fault that it happened. The stream where he was sent this and he got upset is here.

He says "#FuckMassShootings" for a reason, man. lol
 
Damn I can't believe this company would just rip off Cobes' name and likeness like this.
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have u guys been watching any of richie's streams tho? thems gettin wild. he's got some creepers on his chan who like seeing him splash around in mud. and some of the ppl he brings on streamlabs....well there's this mr. lantin who mumbles to himself the entire time until someone makes a fart joke then he laughs. he's got a scar on the side of his head seems like dude has some real brain damage. quite the cast these days.
i honestly don't even know who richie is, sounds like you should start a thread
 
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i honestly don't even know who richie is, sounds like you should start a thread
tbh there's not much about him. Scrawny kid, has an instagram profile of him having retarded, Cobra-like adventures with Doritos and playing around shirtless outside.


He's a mong but as far as I know completely harmless and actually one of Jord's better influences. Unless there's som seedy Discord nonsense I'm unaware of.
 
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He's a mong but as far as I know completely harmless and actually one of Jord's better influences.
The most interesting thing about Richie Reit is that for the longest time Cobra referred to him as "Richie Relt" because his eyesight was so bad and mixed up the I with an L.

In other news, Josh found a new Casper Cretin to sit on the couch.

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The most interesting thing about Richie Reit is that for the longest time Cobra referred to him as "Richie Relt" because his eyesight was so bad and mixed up the I with an L.

In other news, Josh found a new Casper Cretin to sit on the couch.

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His old apartment manager Susie had a pretty strict rule on "Don't fucking bring vagrants off the street into your place and let them crash there." There were some incidents. lol

I guess since the move, the rule is up and he's back to just inviting random crackheads to sip off his bottles now. Its good though, he needs some human contact. lol
 
That "rule" from Susan I guess started after Ami started living in his place with her boyfriend and brought over the cat, that Josh had to pay a $500 fine over. Though there were a few vagrants he brought over afterward, like that meth or coke dude that kept messing with his jaw (coke jaw).
 
That "rule" from Susan I guess started after Ami started living in his place with her boyfriend and brought over the cat, that Josh had to pay a $500 fine over. Though there were a few vagrants he brought over afterward, like that meth or coke dude that kept messing with his jaw (coke jaw).

Yeah it was when Ami brought over Diamond. She was crazy.

also, ya’ll seeing the fuckin’ Wu-Tard Clan today? Goddamn. Josh was trying to out-rap Homeboy Ian and it just didn’t take.
 
The most interesting thing about Richie Reit is that for the longest time Cobra referred to him as "Richie Relt" because his eyesight was so bad and mixed up the I with an L.

In other news, Josh found a new Casper Cretin to sit on the couch.

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Hey it's the singer from Puddle of Mudd!
His old apartment manager Susie had a pretty strict rule on "Don't fucking bring vagrants off the street into your place and let them crash there." There were some incidents. lol

I guess since the move, the rule is up and he's back to just inviting random crackheads to sip off his bottles now. Its good though, he needs some human contact. lol

That "rule" from Susan I guess started after Ami started living in his place with her boyfriend and brought over the cat, that Josh had to pay a $500 fine over. Though there were a few vagrants he brought over afterward, like that meth or coke dude that kept messing with his jaw (coke jaw).

Yeah it was when Ami brought over Diamond. She was crazy.

also, ya’ll seeing the fuckin’ Wu-Tard Clan today? Goddamn. Josh was trying to out-rap Homeboy Ian and it just didn’t take.
These new apartments are supposedly way shittier and presumably less strict on those kinds of rules, but I think the old place just didn't want him having vagrants in and spending months on end ala Couch Chris..
 
I think with the exception of Darf and possibly that one old guy who tried to scam some pizza from Josh that we only saw once, everyone who's sat on that couch has been locked up. It seems like a great area.
It's pretty funny when a month or two ago Scottie is talking about how Josh lives in a bad area and basically implied it was a heavy drug area. Scottie is no stranger to drugs but he claims to be doing landscape work of some kind all year round and potentially getting his life together as best he can. This was an interview on cool taste's channel, after cool taste left the stream.
 
Going back to the very first Trapped doc, the two main friends shown of his besides the burger place pig and Beat Boxin' Talon Johnson and that Mexican sidekick of his were both seasoned cons (Jared Brown) or on probation (the "skater" idiot I can't recall was named or not). In another segment, two vagrants he seems very familiar with imply they'll sell him weed if he had cash after telling a story about "how the wife threw me out so I'm staying at the shelter".

It's safe to assume few if any non-Darf friends of his haven't been criminals with at least one stay in the county lockup.
 
Hey it's the singer from Puddle of Mudd!





These new apartments are supposedly way shittier and presumably less strict on those kinds of rules, but I think the old place just didn't want him having vagrants in and spending months on end ala Couch Chris..

Pretty comprehensive history of the apartment and all the incidents can be found here, if anyone wants to fill in any gaps.


I think with the exception of Darf and possibly that one old guy who tried to scam some pizza from Josh that we only saw once, everyone who's sat on that couch has been locked up. It seems like a great area.

It’s not a great area. Most of us know the apartment building he’s living in right now, it’s not really a secret, Carolyn kinda fucked Josh on that one. Cobes is basically out in the sticks now living in a rundown shithole but it’s still safe to say that after all the shit that happened this year, I’d keep an eye out around Christmas time for another eviction.

I think what saved Josh over the years is that Susie had some form of relationship with Clint. Clint could always delegate issues on Josh’s behalf, he got a lot of second chances there because of that. It’s not really like that anymore and I wouldn’t be surprised if they were priming to give Josh the boot for all the ween-related/Josh related shit that happened this year.
 
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