Start:
Chrome quit on his in the middle of his juicy rant. Keeping slow mode on to own the trolls. Drinking Bahama Mama #notasponsor . Shows off a CD and a picture from his PO Box. They also sent him some G Fuel. Going to watch a rage bait video about people getting offended too easily. Talks about his McDonalds donut burger food hack. Complains about Door Dash.
4:31:
After his stream quit he went outside and had a smoke and calmed down. Rant about slow mode comments. This is an example of how society is full of overly sensitive snowflakes. For €200 he will remove slow mode for a week. Happy Birthday to Courtney. Makes a creepy comment about her and says she is good looking for an older woman. Ocean hero extension ad.
8:13:
Kobes wants to invent something that will change plastic from the ocean into bio degradable things for the ocean. Talks about how he’s been working on his temper and that he has been improving his ability not to freak out when he’s angry. Back to Ocean hero ad. Ocean Hero is not a sponsor.
11:20:
His rant is about trans pets. Went to his PO box earlier and was sent some G Fuel. Talks about his own flavour of G Fuel, he would call it tropical cobra and it would taste like Sprite remix. Back to trans pet rant. Forcing your dog to be vegan or trans is worse than eating meat. How would you feel If you were a dog and your owner was making you trans. Tranny rant.
15:22:
Can crush for the fans. Moar alcohol. Reads the can. He bought a Powerball ticket. Fuck the Dream house, Kobes could do so much good with that money. Happy birthday Courtney.
17:36:
A fan sent him the link to this story about a person with trans pets. Trans pets is fucked YouTube.
19:36:
Block your kids from going on… Omeagle. Talks about weirdos he’s seen on Omeagle. Back to trans pet rant. Cock block your kids until you’re of age.
22:15:
Talks about having sex with Stephanie when he was still living at home with his parents. Talks about his McDonald’s donut burger. Complains about Door Dash.
24:32:
Back to trans pets. Fruity drink is hurting his teeth. Puts on the Isayic Butterfield video.
26:05:
Take the sexual stuff off TikTok or have an adult only section on TikTok and Omeagle. Go to Chaturbate. Parents should block Omeagle from their kids phones. Kobes says he goes on Omeagle to talk to other guitar players and ended up seeing a guy jacking it. Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck Suicide. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body shaaaaaming the obese women in the video.
30:00:
Not crapping on the women because they are fat. Gender relations double standards. Kobes is not into fat chicks but he’s not going to go out of his way to harass women for being fat. It’s okay to have standards imagination argument. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards. Kobes hates women. If you reject a girl because she’s too fat for you it’s body shaaaaaaaaming. No body shaming in schools, but body shaming can help make people improve themselves.
33:59:
Talking about another woman in the video with green eyebrows. Can’t be a lesbian if you have a boyfriend. That’s not how that works. Kobes explains what non-binary means and how the woman in the video is wrong. Back to the video. I thought he knew what he was talking about but he’s watched the video before and just parroted what’s said in the video.
38:09:
Gender relations. Dating scene rant. Dry spell cope.
40:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. This chick ick. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about Gen Z. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns rant. Ozzy Osbourne’s I don’t want to change the world. Back to the pronouns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman in the video. Trying to fight the woman in the video. People who got offended by Elvis should watch a Cradle of Filth video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t expect people to call him King Cobra or Cobes IRL because it’s his stage name. Talks about snakes.
44:54:
Kobes wants to be semi sexual but still has hope that he will one day find the of age goth girl of his dreams. Kobes doesn’t go out of his way to fat shame people. Kobes supports gay rights but if gay dudes come on to him he will punch them in the face because he can’t hit women. WTF? Sex is not a need it’s a want. Treating sex like it’s a need contributes to rape culture. Fuck Elliot Rogers, fuck incels. Back to the video.
48:25:
Trans pets and A sexual rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Why do people care about labels? Arguing with chat about labels. He’s so mad. It’s society’s fault. Back to the video.
52:18:
Kobes is not going to speak on behalf of the ‘coloured’ woman in the video. Back to the video.
53:36:
Being a queer African American. Secret racism in the LGBT community. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about straight and wypipo getting oppressed. Everyone should be allowed to have special treatment or no one does and that is equality. As long as you’re not some sicko who kills people who cares. Judging people is stupid YouTube Goddammit! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Racism in the gay community rant.
58:35:
Mad at DoorDash for taking the donuts off the menu. Talks about his donut burger food hack. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes can’t speak on behalf of the woman in the video because he is not a Queer African American. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, fuck abuse, power to the people. Back to his rant about racism in the gay community.
1:01:38:
Back to trans pets rant.
1:02:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Imagination argument with a fat woman he rejected for being too fat. Gender relations body shaaaaaaaaaming rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People comparing sob stories. Being woke doesn’t mean you’re a retard or loser. People ruining wokeness for everyone. Legalize weed. Rant about people trying to legalise paedophilia. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People arguing for not being feminist/ queer enough. Talks about his last stream cutting off. If you don’t like slow mode donate $200 to his PayPal and he will take it off for a week. Borps. Rant about people making fun of his for crying on stream on 9/11.
1:10:11:
Back to the video. Kobes won’t date fat chicks but women will reject him for being bald. Both sides! People want to be treated with respect. Respect is something you earn. Gun sperging.
1:13:00:
Back to the video. Kobes lives rent free in his troll’s heads rant. Block, delete ignore.
1:17:03:
Back to the video. Making fun of a fat woman using #eatingdisorderrecovery and then says eating disorders come in different forms. Talks about the McDonalds donut burger food hack. He will do it again and order it more properly. Back to the video.
1:20:35:
Thin priviledge! Everything is offensive. Brings up Chrome crashing during his last stream. Women in the Middle East versus these privileged Westerners. 9/11. Finish school and hang out with your gender buddies. Talking about giving Courtney an of age and consensual birthday fucking. Gender relations double standards body shaaaaaaming.
1:25:36:
Back to the video. People need to stop blaming other people for their own shitty consequences. Describes and ugly obese woman. Women are just as shallow as Kobes. Gender relations. Kobes is tired of it. It’s stupid. Trolls gave him shit about his video response to Warlord’s 9/11 video and people making fun of him for crying on stream on 9/11. No offense to Warlord but he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and he would think differently if he knew someone who died on 9/11. His smashed his lighter on the ground so he’s using his blow torch to light his pipe.
1:31: 50:
Vaping. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says this chick is disgusting. Body shaaaaaming fat women. Kobes should be allowed to have standards because that’s equality. Ranting about women. Kobes hates women. Kobes gets depressed because he can’t change society, says women always say they wish more men were like him. Back to his rant about women. If Kobes has to physically lift up a gunt, you are too fat for him. Back to his rant about women.
1:38:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. BMI is not accurate. Back to the video. Making fun of an obese woman on the screen. Gender relations double standards.
1:43:01:
Having an argument with himself about fat shaming when he made a donut burger. Talks about his donut burger. Kobes wishes everyone had his metabolism. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about the woman on the video being entitled. Talks about Chrome crashing on him earlier, keep your kids off of Omeagle. Gender relations rant. Kobes hates women. Women in the middle east, western women are ungrateful sluts. Feminism is an alt right attack on men.
1:50:29:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronouns are a slippery slope. Talks about re-doing his McDonalds donut burger food hack. Complains about Door Dash.
1:54:14:
Back to the video. Ranting about pronouns. Complains about not getting served at McDonalds when he walked through the Drive Thru and Door Dash not having the donuts. Society makes everything difficult!
1:57:52:
Can crush for the fans. Going to do a grocery store sub food hack and re-do his McDonalds donut burger hack. His electric bill is $107. Needs to makes wands so he can pay it. Burger King needs to bring back their cinaminis. Moar alcohol. Cracking another beer open for Courtney’s birthday.
2:01:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
2:04:15:
Ad for Ocean Hero again. #notasponsor. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronoun rant. Referring to people as ‘them’ is weird and degrading. He’s trying to be non-offensive apparently. He was depressed and hung out with friends and his friend told him he can’t change the world. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Pronoun rant.
2:09:35:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. You’re not in school or college to make friends, you are there to learn. He’s parroting what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Exercise is racist and fat phobic rant. Kobes has over weight friends and he doesn’t judge them for it. Darf TWU. Fat people have better taste in food than people who are working on their figure. Talks about his McDonalds donut burger again. Thinks McDonalds might put the burger on the menu if you like his video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat pride. Kobes can’t preach anti-fat because of the food he eats on his channel. Talks about his donut burger again.
2:16:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains what fat acceptance is all about. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Dry spell cope. Talks about pigging out at a restaurant. Food is regrettably delicious. Kobes appreciates Google Chrome co-operating and not quitting on him. If you want slow mode off his channel donate $200. Piss break.
2:21:57:
Returns and rants about trans pets. Shout out to Courtney. Drinking Bahama Mama for her birthday.
2:22:05:
Talks about smashing his lighter, He’s going to light his pipe with his blow torch. Shows how to light the blow torch.
2:29:51:
Kobes gives dating advice. Self-confidence without being a narcissistic asshole TWU. KingSoapraJFS! Talks trash about Dr. Squatch. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Dating scene. Back to shilling Tactical soap. Push up bra’s. Dating scene double standards. Complaining about women. Scenario of getting accused of rape and sexual harassment for hitting on women. Double standards body shaaaaaaming.
2:40:55:
Smoke break.
2:47:04:
Returns. Kobes sympathises with women who get rejected for being fat because he gets rejected for being bald. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Unexpected sneezes. Compares Nicocado Avocado and Eugenia Cooney. Unexpected sneeze.
2:49:24:
Ocean Hero ad. Save the ocean while looking up disgusting porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Blame society. Complains about women having body positivity and men can’t have body positivity. Scenario of obese women in the mall. There’s always someone fatter than you so love the body you’re in, body positivity. He is drunk. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat phobia.
2:55:40:
Gender relations double standards. Some people prefer of age and on the heavier side and there’s nothing wrong with that. Double standards, hypocrisy. He’s tired because he’s drunk. Thinks he’s on his second can.
2:58:04:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat women are no longer accepted in society because food is more easily acceptable. Gender relations double standards. Complains about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives diet advice, talks about his donut burger and fruity alcohol. Brags about his metabolism. Kobes is grateful that his metabolism is prevalent in his life.
3:02:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. As long as you’re not creeping on kids or telling younger generations. Talking about people being as fat as Jabba the hut. Gender relations body standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Kobes eats donuts and drinks beer to deal with his depression. He’s depressed because of societies double standards and hypocrisy. Gender relations.
3:08:08:
Back to the video. Imagination pill to make breasts bigger. Double standards because there will never be a pill to make men’s dicks bigger. Double standards in cosmetic surgery.
3:13:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People respect people who work out to look good more than people who pay to have cosmetic surgery. Okay Mr. Hair plugs when I win the lottery. Gender relations. Back to the video. Another ‘coloured’ women, Christian supremacy rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Peace in the middle east. Saving the rest of his drink for later. Kobes hates women. Fuck sexism, fuck racism, power to the people. Ends stream.