Mad scientist experiments turning office drones into Lovecraftian horrors. Nothing gets my motor going more than seeing a guy in a suit trying to collate, and only being able to say "gyagin! Gyagin! Hastur d'gyrin! Yog Soth Oth!"
Anal. Hetero anilingus in particular. (as if everyone didn't know by now.)
Clean asses only need apply. Not at all into poop, but door #2 is just infinitely more interesting then door #1 at this point in time for me. I do not like man-ass, the man-smell (too close to my own) and the hair, not to mention a general lack of arousal towards other men means for me gay anilingus is a huge no-go.
I love a clean woman's ass both for stimulation for us both. There are a large amount of sexually sensitive receptors in the outer ring of the anus, though generally less then the vagina of course. There is something 'naughty' about anilingus, the ol' "forbidden fruit" that just intensifies sexual arousal in me, and stimulation in my partner. It's not the shit part (I wish that came from anywhere else) it's just the magic of this tiny little pucker that seems so much more custom-fit for my tongue and dick then the big sloppy pussy above it.
Of course the best part of anilingus is that it is a natural lubrication procedure that leads (usually) into penis-in-anus sexual acts once she has come from your tongue and finger action in both holes. Now some women will simply never get off this way but will allow their husband/boyfriend to do them in the ass because she knows they love it. The luckier women either find that they naturally can enjoy anal or otherwise 'learn' to enjoy it, along with pussy stimulation via a vibrator as long as the male partner dosen't just start to jackhammer away in her poor pooper.
This is problem that today's 'hardcore anal porn' has, showing woman moaning and gasping while the man pounds away at top speed, and has ruined many an anal experiment by couples when the guy feels he's supposed to drive his cock in dry and fast. By the time the girl has her breath back from screaming in shock and pain, she will turn around and punch her partner in the nutsack and say 'THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN!". Go slow and let her get used to it. Tongue, finger, then another, by the time 3 fit she can take your cock, well lubricated and SLOWLY. Remember you're 'swimming upstream' as it were, and it hurts the sphincter like hell if you push it before she can learn to overcome the 'clench down' reflex.
Of course the luckiest women (from the male perspective) in this regard is the ultra-rare one in 10,000 women who don't just enjoy anal, they fucking cum buckets when having anal stimulation done to them. This is not a figurative statement, these women who seem to have their G-spot in their rectum also tend to pour out vaginal fluid in large amounts when taking cock in the butt.
I have an example of one of these rare women, and you can see she's not faking it in the slightest when first touched, and then fucked in the ass. If I can find it I'll add inside this tag. DAMMIT I cant find it yet, so here's an amusing anal vid instead
So yeah. Pretty mild as far as kinks go, but that's mine.
GodBear DAYM!!!! Never been much for squirting, but that was an absolutely legendary piss-stream! Hosed the poor bastard right off his chair, that's impressive.
The only male equivalent to this that i've seen pretty much has to be a fake, no one could possibly generate so much spooge in one go (and the inflated ballsack means nothing, sperm is made in there, not semen) and this video contains 2 obviously different people) but it's still kinda impressive. Enjoy?
I don't have many kink-extreme ones like BDSM, CBT or being enslaved for some dominatrix. I mean, i probably can roleplay, but nothing more.
My way of living is more being kind, honest & nice; and that's include being passive in a hetero sexual relationship. I have a strong personality and high self-esteem to being too sumissive to a woman more than intimacy.
I've been meaning to ask, how do I straighten out kinks in cables? They get in the way whenever I wind them up over-and-under.
Well, domination and humiliation. We can go both ways. I'm not into inflicting and receiving pain, though. Feeling pain is an emotional turn off for me. So, no cigarette burn play unless you're begging to be on the receiving end. If it's faking through roleplay, I don't mind. I'm more of a verbal than a physical abuser anyway.
GodBear DAYM!!!! Never been much for squirting, but that was an absolutely legendary piss-stream! Hosed the poor bastard right off his chair, that's impressive. 
