💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Andy's gaming update:
Im almost 100% focused on Iracing. I am also working on my own game. I have been trying new games but they just don't hook me anymore. For retro achievements I have bene playing megaman legends 2.
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Hectic Heckler said:
I hope KC covers DSP's insane rant vs. Wings. Shit's wild.
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Is it actually wild? Or is it just the same as everything else DSP has said for th past 5 years? Does he even change his vocal intonation or does he sound the exact same as during every crash out? At least perpetual beggars like Boogie and Wings are able to fake emotions, DSP just sounds like a robot constantly with the same expressions and vocalizations.
 
Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Is it actually wild? Or is it just the same as everything else DSP has said for th past 5 years? Does he even change his vocal intonation or does he sound the exact same as during every crash out? At least perpetual beggars like Boogie and Wings are able to fake emotions, DSP just sounds like a robot constantly with the same expressions and vocalizations.
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Well, wild in just how narcissistic and delusional Phil is as usual. I guess for people who watch Phil's antics, it's just another speech.
 
Istmyl Ilsender said:
PPP would be scrubbing plates if Kiwi Farms didn't exist.
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There's a quarter chance this would be the case. That said, I do believe PPP would be doing something a few steps above that in all likelihood, such as being a senior salesman at a dealership, a priest at a local parish, a manager at a media company, and so forth.

At the same time, you're not far off. PPP at one point, long time ago, mentioned how his lowest moment was sitting in a cabin under freezing temperatures with no air conditioning, and described himself as being in a "quasi-homeless state". This is what lead to him connecting with Andy and starting the show.

Ultimately, we got the PPP of today, and he is thriving at the moment, living the happy-wappy Canadian dream. That said, the unpredictability that befalls Kick and Internet streaming could still hit him when he least expects it.
 
Ironic of PPP to laugh at Adam22 for being cuckholded during this segment, and for them to act like all this cuckholdry/swinging behavior is so crazy to them. Meanwhile, they were doing the same thing in Las Vegas and PPP was sitting the cuck chair just like Adam.
 
Update on the orcsexual DM.

It blew up, people are being passive aggressive because two guys got goofy in make-believe, very funny all around. I was accused of “getting off on ruining games.”

I denied it but was ecstatic at making orc-fucker tard out. I’ve done this countless times (he brought me into this group ) and get away with it every time, I’ve even gotten him kicked out one time. So making him screech and writhe in his wheelchair was just as fun as the first time, almost ten years ago.

The concession was the DM book being handed to a new person in the group and an agreed “fast-forward hundred years, new cast,” armistice. Me and my bro have not been consulted on characters and my spy confirmed the seperate group chat and intent from the former DM to gank me and my bro.
 
PPP imagining being at Hogan's with DSP was sounding a little like Styx's ho wishing to watch the leaves turn at Woodstock.
 
Tuned in during the Candace Owens segment.....it actually made me chuckle. However....I know I'll be getting puzzle pieces for this take and IDGAF but the crazier this crazy chocolate face gets the more id give her the business.....her kinda of crazy id enjoy...before I have to change identities and run for the wilderness and live off grid.

Rest of the show was trash 🗑
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
With the recent Nick Fuentes High school dance (Miami nightclub) the boys should revisit their episodes watching "Keys to the VIP"

Reality TV show of guys trying to pick up girls at the club.
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Those were good yeah. I noticed a number of people bringing up the reality show stuff with them suddenly for some reason, but they said they don't think they'll do it again at the moment because their regular shows are ~8 hours long and a lot of the reality shows like Aussie Survivor are movie length to cover.

I think a lot of fans would really appreciate it though. They can't get much from Gumroad compared, but not a lot gets put on there anymore.

Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Is it actually wild? Or is it just the same as everything else DSP has said for th past 5 years? Does he even change his vocal intonation or does he sound the exact same as during every crash out? At least perpetual beggars like Boogie and Wings are able to fake emotions, DSP just sounds like a robot constantly with the same expressions and vocalizations.
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It's the same of course lol.

DSP is so bad regularly. Their best episodes of DSP are them mocking his actual gameplay and fails like Mario Kart World, or when DSP tries to actually do tasks like assemble a desk, and just ends up trapping himself in the room... Or the Kat hospital story with the animation... But otherwise it's always the same thing. Makes a LOT of money though. DSP dent-ractors are minted.
 
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RMQualtrough said:
It's the same of course lol.

DSP is so bad regularly. Their best episodes of DSP are them mocking his actual gameplay and fails like Mario Kart World, or when DSP tries to actually do tasks like assemble a desk, and just ends up trapping himself in the room... Or the Kat hospital story with the animation... But otherwise it's always the same thing. Makes a LOT of money though. DSP dent-ractors are minted.
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Whoa Buddies + DSP are the only watchable segments.
 
Last week I tried to watch a DSP segment for the first time and you know what the people here were right. THAT SHIT WAS BORING AS FUCK!!! Holy shit it’s just them reacting to Phil saying nothing and bringing up mildly funny things he did fucking years ago. Nothing new no plot or anything thing worth spending a third of the show on. It’s even worse because they rush through the currently happening live, Turkey Tom drama so they get to DSP fast holy fuck.

So out of anger I drew a certain fatass gorging himself on his favorite variety of nothing burger.
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