I'd love to see how many actual complete sentences, or the point of a two sentence paragraph is allowed to run to completion on that show? I'm guessing less than 5% of the clips used do we get to hear the complete sentence from the clip, and it has had 137 two ms pauses the entire run time. I get that the videos are just a setup for the comedy stylings of Ashton Parks (let's put your hands together .....) but the pausing every two milliseconds is hard on the nervous system to watch.
Yall are retarded if you think Kino Casino could exist without Andy and not be a totally different show. PPP is free to sperg out while Andy runs the show and sucks off whales. A different cohost might make a better show, but it would kill the energy. Suffuh bish
There have been many duos like this in the past etc, where one of the two is seemingly doing nothing and everyone says he sucks. Then he leaves and it's just shit for some reason.
its near impossible to do a show solo, its a huge reason why morning shows and podcasts have at least two people. its a rare talent to do a show solo and be entertaining.
"dude, every college has school uniforms, its also not illegal for men in their 30s to fuck high school girls, if its above the age of consent. when i get 600 paypigs i'm moving to a country where the age of consent is 14 and will be trying to get some of that action" -PPP's new cohost
its a lot like Outkast or Public Enemy, one half of the duo is amazing and a powerhouse and is great, but the other half is the one that people pay money to see act a fool.
Every other commentator just talks over the video or flick or whatever. The only time the vast lot of them pause, is when they need to stop and make a concrete statement. Everyone else just let's it play. You don't need to pause for every single statement. Commentary tracks on films are just the director and actors talking over the movie as it goes because it's meant to be a COMMENTARY TRACK, a component to provide context and enhance a rewatch. Nobody but AGPandy Pauski has to stop the fucking video for every single statement. This is the issue. The retard can't think or talk if someone else is because other words take so much space in their brain they can't even have a personality around others. This is a common trait amongst the Low IQ. That and talking over things without talking about them.
He can’t make money on his own though! It’s a divine punishment from god that this heretic faggot is chained to a retard forever if he wishes to continue his hedonistic lifestyle.
It’s time to log off the internet and not get a job, but become a monk ashton.
They'll start a new stream when their stash of cash starts getting lower than they like and probably not a second sooner. It costs a lot to fund Ashton's diet and pay for Andy's gooning addiction and all those games Andy will pretend to be a expert on but clock in less than 2 hours on.
It wouldn't be surprising if Andy has already jumped onto some new hobby he is claiming to be good at along with his piano skills, his videogame and modding his "epic" project zomboid server.
1. You don't need whales if you have a better show. Surely removing Andy removes the whales, but removing Andy also removes the need for whales.
2. It takes 15 minutes to learn OBS and a variable 2-6 hour of cumulative investment into learning how to troubleshoot and otherwise unfuck OBS depending on how complex your use of it is. There's a litany of tutorials all across the net and hell, even useful reddit threads of people undoubtably having the exact same issue anyone can possibly run into.
In summary, Andy is easily replaced by an Indian on Fiver, or, I dunno, the owner & ooperator of this very website. Hell, I could replace Andy and I'm boring as hell. Anyone in this thread could effectively replace Andy. I have no doubt in my mind, you could replace Andy. AGPandy Tardski isn't where he is because he's good, or funny, or entertaining - it's because he had name recognition at the time of the Casino's inception, because it's easy for PPP to manipulate and control him, and because he is and always has been a retarded phoenix.
As an aside I am eternally and autistically irritated by the fact it's spelled Phoenix and not Pheonix. It's always looked wrong and seemed wrong to me and I could've sworn I'm being gaslit by CERN & SURF for no good reason.
The fat slab of pppork detests the audience that pays him. Andy on the other hand considers them actual FweNdZ. Even if it is to his own detrement.
Everyone who wants a kiwi casino i ask you this, why would the glorious dear sneeder split money with PPP when hes making it hand over fist to stay alive run the site and fight court battles?
The weird thing is they make fun of Ralph's rapidly declining cognitive function, I watched a super cut of old beansoy footage from old casino episodes and Andy was way more interesting interactive and had a better back and forth with the plus sized porker. Maybe hes in the same cognitive decline
Every other commentator just talks over the video or flick or whatever. The only time the vast lot of them pause, is when they need to stop and make a concrete statement. Everyone else just let's it play. You don't need to pause for every single statement. Commentary tracks on films are just the director and actors talking over the movie as it goes because it's meant to be a COMMENTARY TRACK, a component to provide context and enhance a rewatch. Nobody but AGPandy Pauski has to stop the fucking video for every single statement. This is the issue. The retard can't think or talk if someone else is because other words take so much space in their brain they can't even have a personality around others. This is a common trait amongst the Low IQ. That and talking over things without talking about them.
I know the pausing is a meme and sometimes even warranted, but it has gotten to a point where it makes the show unwatchable - utterly ridiculous, ruins any kind of flow/coherency. Faggot Tardski is not able to let the audio play for even two sentences, he should rope.
I respect the chutzpah of phrasing taking two more shows off before Friday as "we just have to come back", it can truly only come from a mind fed with 6-7000 calories a day
