Kirby eats you what power does he get?

[Dill]

 

[SandyCat]

That things a he?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Astigmatism

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Kirby is going to blow his brains out with a shotgun 5 minutes after inheriting my power.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

a syringe of fent and a hawaiian shit

 

[Chao Garden]

Homophobia powers

 

[gorgoroth7134]

my sick Excel skills, of course

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Fatty liver disease.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

joy

 

[ShamefurDispray]

He can become a raging asshole

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Pure hyperborean phenotype

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Autism. Kirby gets the power of autism.

Superpower: He can spit possessed sonichu medallions at people and if they get touched by one, their lives get ruined by hookers and blow.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

He gets no shoes mode from me.

 

[Google.com]

Aids

 

[General Tug Boat]

Crippling existential dreed.