VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

Kirsche at least does research.

Alana is funny at first, but you can only yell PISS SHIT PISS SHIT SHIT a limited times until the joke is worn out, and after that she got little new content.

A lot of vtubers waste their talent doing low hanging react content only.
Yes but Alana has the hotter voice. Though I agree Kirsche puts more work in to research when she's not playing cwime boss.
 
Yes but Alana has the hotter voice. Though I agree Kirsche puts more work in to research when she's not playing cwime boss.

I've never watched a second of Smug Alana's livestreams.

But one of her clips showed up on my YT suggestions awhile back and now I can't keep her off of my Homepage.

She does have an earworm of a theme song in her clips though.
 
Its been hard for me to watch kirsche ever since she swapped to the discount vshojo titty streamer avatar. Its just hard to take seriously like when vee decided to start using a small little gremlin rather than a facecam.
I do wish Kirsche would get a better model. But she's had the janky Parkinson's models for so long it may just be part of her brand at this point.
 
I do wish Kirsche would get a better model. But she's had the janky Parkinson's models for so long it may just be part of her brand at this point.
Apparently it's hard to find a good artist who respects their clients. She ordered a model from an artist years ago, she took the money and never delivered what was promised.
I believe the 3D janky one was made by a fan.
 
I did notice last month that Gundam was back on YT doing a new pod without either Pescatore or Kirsche.
Gundam has a woman (? idk if T&H) doing his producer shit now so it won't get better. It's not like Gundam was ever shy on how he banged rocks like Fleece Johnson bangs men. The funniest era of Gundam when he was a vulture according to DSP.
I forgot about her anxiety disorder. Not to mention the money it costs. No wonder she’s hesitant to try again.
Ketchup drawer.
 
Gundam has a woman (? idk if T&H) doing his producer shit now so it won't get better.

I don't know it 100% for a fact, but I saw a comment the other day that the women producing his new revived pod was  ItsAnus.

A woman who produced some of his art assets. And the same one that his old spurned producer from his old Quality Content podcast, Josh Pescatore, revealed was essentially crybullying Gundam into allowing her to skim 100% of the proceeds from his merch store, unbeknownst to his fans.

YourPalAnus' Twitter archive

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Her Twitter profile doesn't mention her as a podcast producer, but does have a #Gundoart hashtag.

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The very first link on her Linktree goes to Gundo's Garage official merch shop, which at least partially supports Gundam's old producer Pesc' accusations.
 
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Hot take:
I kinda can't really enjoy watching Kirsche anymore like I used to.

Used to love her streams because they had a little bit of everything. Political stuff, random tangents, or news articles about some absolutely insane topics, which, of course, caused some long tangents regarding the topic.
Nowadays, whenever I tune into a stream, it's always the same topic. It's been like that for pretty much the entire past year. Every single stream feels like an endless loop of BRIDGE covering (and other culture war stuff), and it's always the same shit we've heard a thousand times since she started covering this stuff. More recently, in pretty much every stream, she just complains about her repetitive stories about looking for a house.

I also noticed that whenever she's doing some gaming stuff, her view count is dropping significantly.
My theory is that she realized that all the culture war/BRIDGE stuff is extremely profitable, since all she has to do is repeat the same opinions over and over again, and she gets a ton of donations for it because everyone who's not mentally ill naturally agrees with everything she has to say.

I also want to clarify that I don't hold any grudge against her for doing this. After all, it's an important topic, and frankly, I really can't blame her for choosing a path where you gain tons of money while simply repeating the opinions you've held for years.
 
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Hot take:
I kinda can't really enjoy watching Kirsche anymore like I used to.

Used to love her streams because they had a little bit of everything. Political stuff, random tangents, or news articles about some absolutely insane topics, which, of course, caused some long tangents regarding the topic.
Nowadays, whenever I tune into a stream, it's always the same topic. It's been like that for pretty much the entire past year. Every single stream feels like an endless loop of BRIDGE covering (and other culture war stuff), and it's always the same shit we've heard a thousand times since she started covering this stuff. More recently, in pretty much every stream, she just complains about her repetitive stories about looking for a house.

I also noticed that whenever she's doing some gaming stuff, her view count is dropping significantly.
My theory is that she realized that all the culture war/BRIDGE stuff is extremely profitable, since all she has to do is repeat the same opinions over and over again, and she gets a ton of donations for it because everyone who's not mentally ill naturally agrees with everything she has to say.

I also want to clarify that I don't hold any grudge against her for doing this. After all, it's an important topic, and frankly, I really can't blame her for choosing a path where you gain tons of money while simply repeating the opinions you've held for years.
Agree with you. The WebMD chat meta really started to kill it for me when she got real sick back in like November. Now every time I tune in, she's just reading the bridge stuff and refusing to go any more then skin deep on the topic or complaining about houses. Bridge is boring and just kinda goes in one ear and out the other for me. Even when somebody calls on her to collab and talk about bridge it either gets forgotten or it just gets like an "oh okay" type of response. Bridge is a good thing to keep an eye on, but I don't think it has enough there to make entire streams out of. Also, the chat has just been getting more and more horny and simpy over time and that just dampens the mood for me. I hope she goes back to more of the variety tangent stuff on Fridays at least, it was a great podcast type thing to listen to in the background.
 
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