VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

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You take that too personally.
I do, but I've had a rough week, on top of the news cycle making me want to go on murder sprees.

...that, and I'm also one of those alleged retards who value aesthetics over technological """"""""""progress"""""""""" (or same without the "technological") in vidya. Especially nowadays, when RTX has effectively broken the glass ceiling, making both the "realism" and the prices soar to fucking Mars, - never mind that the human 3D models, no matter how much polygons, mocap, scanning, bump mapping and extra shading's applied to them, still look distinctly like 3D models and not fully like humans.
 
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That is the appeal. She's the not-a-lesbian butch female friend with whom you can shoot the shit about the current state of the world without fear of being cancelled.
I know. Again it's not the content I disliked, it's women I have known personally who are bombastic and get the giggles over their 'outrageousness' the way she does who I haven't liked that made me go ehhhhh initially towards her. Having watched a couple clip vids on youtube of her my initial meh this is a little irritating first impression is basically gone now. Good to put on in the background and makes me chuckle frequently enough I don't wanna put something else on in the background
 
On that note, the one thing that makes Kirsche good background audio is the different tones and cadences she takes on when she speaks normally/like a retard, reads articles and reads chat (which can get her noticeably cracked up at times). Most Content Creators(tm) don't usually bother with that - I still remember when Phelous had to add book.png to Old Man Reads Creepypastas, because he can't voiceact for shit.

And then Kirsche sometimes blatantly mispronounces words, because Bostonian isn't an accent, it's a speech impediment. Though Ferumi Kaipa is a better illustration of it.
 
I missed her facedoxx, can someone re-send it?
yeah i just sent it but it's a big secret on how to find it. lemme show you
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As a side distraction from thirstposting and Summer of Love 3: The Rise of New West Ofrica, here's Kir reacting to another one of those extremely formulaic, boring and faggotised advertconcerts for video gay-mes.

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...like, I knew Kirsche has an exceptionally shitty taste in games, - compared to other vtubers, - but this is something else.
this is above and beyond whatever toby fox would draw so shut up
She's right though. I'm tired of seeing these indieshit devs pretend that their pixelshit game is super original. We have powerful PCs these days, you can make anything you want and yet it's another pixelshit game.
 
Seeing Kirsche's tastes in games genuinely makes me MATI.
Especially as she bitches about how there are no good games but her bitching about graphics only cripples smaller developers.

I'm tired of seeing these indieshit devs pretend that their pixelshit game is super original. We have powerful PCs these days, you can make anything you want and yet it's another pixelshit game.
There's woke pixelsop and then there's the fact there are devs who cannot afford the hundreds to thousands of dollars a model costs. So they have to turn to doing crusty low end models and theming their games around it due to budget restraints.

She still doesn't hold a candle to Pippa and her dogshit taste in vidya.
Now Pippa likes Civ IV she isn't completely dogshit
 
She's right though. I'm tired of seeing these indieshit devs pretend that their pixelshit game is super original. We have powerful PCs these days, you can make anything you want and yet it's another pixelshit game.
conflating graphics with quality is stupid. The devs made their game look however they were personally capable of making it and only gameplay matters.
 
So a random person named Kelsey Nadeau used the kirscheycakes@gmail.com to sign up to some fitness app that was hacked. A Kelsey Nadeau who just happened to live in all 3 places that Kirsche has lived Haverhill MA, Groveland, MA and Georgia. Just happened to be someone with that name in a yearbook of a school in that area from 2009. If they graduated in 2009 they would be around Kirsches age 30+. The yearbook photo also says she was in German Club and from Groveland. Also that discord photo she posted of herself looks pretty similar to that yearbook photo.

Here is a clip of her saying she went to a school with basically all white kids and if you look at that yearbook everyone is white. If you look at yearbooks from Haverhill or Methuen or any city closer to boston I really doubt you will find a school is almost all white people.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIG2ztRa10A&t=16m05s Archive is not working for me right this second but I have the whole stream downloaded.
This is the issue I occasionally have with some vtuber fans when having a genuine discussion regarding the legitimacy of an info leak. If you reveal flaws in their arguments they will never admit to being wrong and completely ignore your critique. Take the person who clipped her stating she was from the haverhill/groveland area and everyone still is saying she is from boston. I remember the same thing done when the pippa dox was to have been found to be more legitimate. Every time people would bring up how similar the first dox looked to the video she "alledgedly" appeared in at a con (in which she later discussed attending on stream), fans of her would try and cover it with noise about the faildox of her that was a random instagram fetal alcohol syndrome kid. Like even if you attempt to drown out discussion of it with noise it just appears as disingenuine and others will still continue to talk about it.
 
This is deliberate. Spreading fakedox in order to create confusion about which dox is real is a thing in the vtuber community.
...Hilariously, Metokur made good use of that trick himself way before Vtubers even used it. Of course, it was standard practice for any troll back in Pre-Corpo Internet. Even when he was doxxed, he did a stream mocking it in a way that made it seem the doxx was false and a bit. Of course, our dear Feeder clarified that the person that got the info was someone good at their job and it turned out to be real anyway.

But for a long time, people thought it was all fake just because the Hatman did such a great job mocking it. Shame I cannot find his "Kickfund me" stream anymore.
 
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She's right though. I'm tired of seeing these indieshit devs pretend that their pixelshit game is super original. We have powerful PCs these days, you can make anything you want and yet it's another pixelshit game.
If you're making a pixel game because "oh my nostalgia, how original", it should also be required to write it like the old ones. They ran on a 1.79 MHz CPU and 2 KB of RAM. But no, somehow, pixel graphics in 2025 now means at minimum (Mina the Hollower) a 3.4 GHz multi-core CPU, 4 GB of RAM, and DX12, so at least an Nvidia 900-series GPU. Fuck off cunts.
 
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