VTuber Kirsche Verstahl - Host of Foxu News and anti-BRIDGE activist.

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Day of the Cope said:
Anyone who is on the keto diet that buys this crap is missing the entire fucking point of doing something like keto in the first place.
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Any weight-losing diet, really. Your main goal during a diet is to create a deficit of calories, as in, eat (noticeably) less than your recommended daily intake; while preferably trying to maintain a healthy balance between carbs, fats and proteins (50-25-25% respectively, though I've seen 50-30-20%, too).

Shit's more popped with carbs than it is with fat - which completely goes against the main idea of the ketogenic diet: less carbs, more fat, so your body uses fat as fuel instead of carbs.

And if anyone buys this shit for protein, tell them they could get a bucket of salmon for the price of four Magic Spoon boxes, and that they should move to the Mediterranean diet instead. With how buzzword-free but chemical-laden Magic Spoon is, it contributes to nothing but the healthy lifestyle LARP - and the latter is a more costly hobby than collecting Fucko Pops.


Light blue notebook said:
Watching Kirsches stream, and its pretty funny how many people in chat seethed over Kirsches loli stance, maybe Kir need a viewer purge.
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Yeah, speaking of, didn't she once mention the whole "1000yo demon loli" concept is kinda weird? Don't remember which stream that was on, though, but it was pretty recent.
 
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Serbian Peacekeepers said:
Do note, the chance of that happening went from 0.000000000001 to 0.00000000001.
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The way it's going, I'm not hopeful that it'll happen. The lolicons he picked a fight with over gura just dug up some more blockland shit that is way worse than the 'jacking off to nekoshota' chatlog and raked him over the coals with it. Instead of pulling up, like he'd advise someone else to do in the same situation, he doubled down and started ranting at Kirsche again as if she had anything to do with this.
I'm starting to think this is more than just a charade to appease post-wall cat ladies. He'd sooner self-immolate completely than to overcome his gay hateboner against anime.
 
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thhrang said:
That shit's debunked btw.
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Throwing in with TAL and Gator is retarded.
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Bro, this is a website where half the users construe 20-year-old adults as 'children' for the purpose of calling someone a pedophile. Wanting to fuck a 15-year-old at 18 absolutely makes the cut by kiwifarms standards. And this leaves a lot of the worse stuff completely unaddressed.
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The Yukaman stuff I find the most egregious because this unlike the other stuff relates to Kirsche. He has multiple times pulled up the Xyzern tweet of Kirsche tweeting about shadman 4 or 5 years ago because she didn't know about the keemstar stuff yet, to 'prove' she's a pedophile when the most it does is show she had a cringe take 4 years ago. And then I find out this same person pearl-clutching over that multiple times, used to be a fan of a loli guro artist and recommend the artist to other people. What a massive fucking hypocrite.
Also you shouldn't be too quick to accept 'muh he-said-she-said' as an argument, especially when actual proofs can be found.

Why is he out here applying 'people can never improve, if you commit a sin once you are persona nongrata forever' as a standard on vtubers when he's got skeletons like that in his own closet? Mind you I'm not saying he should be condemned over shit he posted over a decade ago, I just think the standard itself is retarded both when applied to him AND when he applies it to other people including vtubers.
 
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I have no solid opinion on the blockland stuff. It worries me that the only discussion I've seen of it has been attempting to discredit the people bringing it up, not the actual claims. But I can't say I have much of a opinion past that.
 
Chuck 'n Geck said:
Shit's more popped with carbs than it is with fat - which completely goes against the main idea of the ketogenic diet: less carbs, more fat, so your body uses fat as fuel instead of carbs.
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your fat intake doesn't really matter much for flipping the switch, once you starve your body of carbohydrates you're going into ketosis whether you like it or not. actual outright starvation flips that switch too and once your body burns through fat reserves it's right on to burning your muscle for fuel. when you are fat and you're doing keto to lose weight, you don't actually want to eat a lot of fats because the idea is the fat you want your body burning as your main fuel source is the fat your body is already storing. high-fat intake is really more for when you're no longer fat anymore but for some reason want to stay on that gay #ketolife bullshit. but this is a trap a lot of people fall into. if you eat too much fat you're not going to burn any off because the dietary stuff gets to skip the line to the ovens. calories per gram for proteins and carbohydrates are the same, 4, whereas a gram of fat provides 9 calories so your body actually burns the fat off at less than half the efficiency it does carbs, so every gram you put into your mouth might as well be two carbs if you're not losing any weight. fuck, some people try keto and then put on weight because they're too retarded about it. this is why careful minmaxing is so important. one can hit their weight goal of losing 20, 30 or 40% of their body weight in mere months, but that's another trap too because when it happens that quickly, the lifestyle change doesn't really stick so people go all bush 2 "mission accomplished" and declare victory only to go right back to eating the exact same way they did before keto (like a fatty)

another thing to point out is that the type of fat you put in your body can matter a lot. ketofags love pushing mct oil but it's genuinely probably the best fat you can put in your body when in ketosis because it metabolizes into beta-hydroxybutyrate very easily, and when running on fats your brain fucking loves bhb. anecdotally the headaches from going into ketosis, or as i like to look at it quitting carbs, are a billion times worse than dropping caffeine or nicotine and the brainfog is very fucking real for around a week so anything you can do to mitigate that is important

i haven't looked into TheScience® in probably a decade but i remember seeing a lot of stuff on brain health, specifically when it comes to shit like alzheimer's which some people were postulating was essentially a diabetes of the brain, and people who'd already lost their marbles were seeing pretty phenomenal results with just some fucking mct oil in their diets. i actually don't think our bodies were ever meant to run off of carbohydrates at all, but agricultural subsidies and the fucking food pyramid have been a disaster for the American race
 
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oh no im late for school said:
but agricultural subsidies and the fucking food pyramid have been a disaster for the American race
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Yeah, feels like Burgerstan's only four years away from replacing the entire food pyramid with Brawndo™: The Thirst Mutilator (it's got electrolytes (what plants crave!)!).


Molag Bal said:
Why is he out here applying 'people can never improve, if you commit a sin once you are persona nongrata forever' as a standard on vtubers when he's got skeletons like that in his own closet?
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In all fairness, I apply this to libtards because, way more often than not, they willingly don't want to improve, they only want others to "dO BeTtTeR". And because they're a genuine cult in anything but having a fearless leader, I apply guilt by association to them, too, frivolously. I mean, am I too fucking jaded/autistic/MATI to think that's the right thing to do?

I really don't know what to say about the ultra inquisitive kiwitards here, other than the usual projection/"bitch huntings conducted by bitches" routine. I've already done my piece on LavenderMenace who has briefly vomited on KIRCHE in his lolicon thread, and why exactly he's a faggot (non-homosexual) for doing that.
 
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Light blue notebook said:
Watching Kirsches stream, and its pretty funny how many people in chat seethed over Kirsches loli stance, maybe Kir need a viewer purge.
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her chat is always like that. they are the same way when she gives her opinions on troons. there are just some things shes not nearly as extreme about for some people. which is what filters people the most. they come in expecting everything they see in out of context clips and complaints by retards to be true only to discover shes just a regular right leaning woman.
 
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Chuck 'n Geck said:
Any weight-losing diet, really. Your main goal during a diet is to create a deficit of calories, as in, eat (noticeably) less than your recommended daily intake; while preferably trying to maintain a healthy balance between carbs, fats and proteins (50-25-25% respectively, though I've seen 50-30-20%, too).

Shit's more popped with carbs than it is with fat - which completely goes against the main idea of the ketogenic diet: less carbs, more fat, so your body uses fat as fuel instead of carbs.

And if anyone buys this shit for protein, tell them they could get a bucket of salmon for the price of four Magic Spoon boxes, and that they should move to the Mediterranean diet instead. With how buzzword-free but chemical-laden Magic Spoon is, it contributes to nothing but the healthy lifestyle LARP - and the latter is a more costly hobby than collecting Fucko Pops.
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Well, a big part of something like keto is to just to eat less processed shit in general.
 
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Dick Lickieta said:
Genuine question, what is Kirsche's appeal beyond coombait exactly?
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iScream into the void said:
Stockholm Syndrome, send help

The way I explain it, is she's basically my form of talk radio. Something I put on in the background while I'm doing other things. Occasionally I'll get whiplash with the shit she finds, but having been on the Internet for as long as I have, I'm just used to the madness and, perhaps sadly, not much phases me anymore.
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